well i just opened a book on it:
100/1 Barbara Windsor
66/1 Bradley walsh
20/1 Bruce Willis
20/1 Barry White (r.i.p.)
10/1 Bill Wyman
6/4 Brian Wilson
evens Bill Withers
4/7 Bobby Womack
but my money is in Bulgaria Womble :-)
Bobby Womack!
Holy crap, that'd be a trainwreck I'd pay money to see! ....
Old and in white face?
Imagine the negative publicity!
That'd scoop razzies and start protests.
But oddly enough it'd probably have some great acting