| Stoner 28.04.2013 23:32 |
I've heard that "Crazy Little Thing" was written in the bathtub. Are there any Queen songs perchance that were written and/or recorded/performed while sitting on the loo? I'm sure there are several, but I was just curious. |
| waunakonor 29.04.2013 08:30 |
I was actually there with Roger as he jotted down lyrics to Fun It while sitting on the toilet. He was struggling to get out a particularly difficult turd when he had a sudden surge of inspiration. It was kind of a magical moment. Don't ask what I was doing there, though. That's a completely different story for another time. |
| Hangman_96 29.04.2013 12:42 |
Stoner wrote: I've heard that "Crazy Little Thing" was written in the bathtub. Are there any Queen songs perchance that were written while sitting on the loo? I'm sure there are several, but I was just curious.Damn! I thought you were asking about songs recorded (not written on a paper!) exactly in the bath when I saw the title of your topic. Thought I might have fun here :-( But never mind! |
| brENsKi 29.04.2013 13:03 |
Stoner wrote: Are there any Queen songs perchance that were written while sitting on the loo? I'm sure there are several, but I was just curious.is this the turd we created? more of that jizz cool scat the shite comes down pooing all right keep pissing the open windows |
| Stoner 29.04.2013 13:26 |
Oh crap. I actually meant songs RECORDED, and also songs WRITTEN -- all while sitting on the loo.
Lostman wrote:Stoner wrote: I've heard that "Crazy Little Thing" was written in the bathtub. Are there any Queen songs perchance that were written while sitting on the loo? I'm sure there are several, but I was just curious.Damn! I thought you were asking about songs recorded (not written on a paper!) exactly in the bath when I saw the title of your topic. Thought I might have fun here :-( But never mind! |
| Stoner 29.04.2013 13:28 |
There I've edited the title. So have fun. |
| waunakonor 29.04.2013 13:40 |
So brENsKi wants to play this game? I'm down for that. Stone Cold Turd Shit on Two Legs Dung Must Fall Las Cagadas De Amor (The Shits of Love) It's a Hard Dump Anyone else want to play? |
| Chief Mouse 29.04.2013 14:33 |
A Kind Of Pancake Who Wants To Shit Forever We Will Fuck You Under Seizure Pimps Of The Universe Hammer To Fail I Want To Break Pee It's A Hard Fap. |
| Jazz 78 29.04.2013 16:16 |
In The Crap of the Gods Fat Bottomed Swirls The Prophet's Dong I'm In Love With My Mom Spread Your Legs Orgie Battle We Are The Chimpanzees oh the list just goes on and on and on... |
| TheWorks84 29.04.2013 16:16 |
The Turd Must Go On |
| TheWorks84 29.04.2013 16:18 |
These Are The Craps of Our Lives |
| Holly2003 29.04.2013 16:57 |
The Fart Must Go On. Is this the Fart We Created? Killer Fart You're My Best Fart Fart From the Inside Fart It The Fart Comes Down Don't Fart So Hard All God's Farts The Fartman Farts will be Farts (my favourite: very Zen) Misfart Let Me Fart My fart has been saved Too much fart will kill you Fart in Heaven Sheer Fart Attack My Melancholy Farts Fart Power Put out the Fart Is This the Fart We Created? Many of those are better than the original titles :) |
| brENsKi 29.04.2013 17:14 |
fuck this, some of Jazz78's were excellent, - as was wannakonor's fourth one mousepancake: you're supposed to have some similarity either sound-wise or word-wise in the word you change or, alternatively you do what holly did and use one completely out of place word in every case anyway Jazz78, we'll go for a draw on "in the crap of the gods" vs "pooing all right" but now i raise your "fat bottomed swirls" with "sail away sweet shitter" |
| GratefulFan 29.04.2013 17:21 |
All songs not composed by Fred, Brian or Roger were written in the John. |
| lyricalassasin77 29.04.2013 17:53 |
Idiocy is alive & well |
| waunakonor 29.04.2013 18:12 |
I wasn't really trying to make words sound like others. Here, I'll try again.
Father to Dung
Let Pee Entertain Poo
My Melancholy Poops
Khashoggi's Shit
The Piss (Aura Resurrects Crap)
Dragon Crap
lyricalassasin77 wrote: Idiocy is alive & wellIn this case, it's totally all right. Idiocy is fun! |
| GratefulFan 29.04.2013 18:45 |
You people are a terrible influence on me. Back Shat (A Sprinter's Tale) Bohemian Crapsody Don't Try So Hard Dreamer Balls Flush's Theme Outuendo The Shitman I'm Going Slightly Bad Radio Ca Ca Teo Toiliette Seven Peas of Rhye Seat Down, Make Love (Keep Capping the Open Toothpaste) I'm Late PS Just so you know, girls don't poop or fart. They occasionally pee in a very delicate fashion. |
| Stoner 29.04.2013 18:51 |
I should have known it would turn into this.
As the OP, did I say this was a game? I was serious, I knew there had to be songs out there somewhere. Not some made up stupid shit that rhymes or has some similarity either sound-wise or word-wise.
brENsKi wrote: fuck this, some of Jazz78's were excellent, - as was wannakonor's fourth one mousepancake: you're supposed to have some similarity either sound-wise or word-wise in the word you change or, alternatively you do what holly did and use one completely out of place word in every case anyway Jazz78, we'll go for a draw on "in the crap of the gods" vs "pooing all right" but now i raise your "fat bottomed swirls" with "sail away sweet shitter" |
| Stoner 29.04.2013 18:53 |
My faves by far. :)
GratefulFan wrote: You people are a terrible influence on me. Back Shat Bohemian Crapsody Don't Try So Hard Flush's Theme The Shitman I'm Going Slightly Bad Radio Ca Ca Seven Peas of Rhye Seat Down, Make Love (Keep Capping the Open Toothpaste) I'm Late PS Just so you know, girls don't poop or fart. They occasionally pee in a very delicate fashion. |
| Jazz 78 29.04.2013 18:55 |
You guy's are all killing me over here in Rhode Island!!!!!!! I can't stop laughing!!! Brenski, I raise you a Mustafart! All you guy's are brilliant!!! True story... my cousin Joe was Queen's lighting director from ADATR tour to JAZZ 79. He told me he would hear We Are The Champion night after night and got so tired of it he got on his headset and started singing We Are The Chimpanzees and got the guys running the spotlights to join in... Keep 'em coming! |
| waunakonor 29.04.2013 19:23 |
GratefulFan wrote: Radio Ca CaIsn't that what it was originally? Stoner wrote: I should have known it would turn into this. As the OP, did I say this was a game? I was serious, I knew there had to be songs out there somewhere. Not some made up stupid shit that rhymes or has some similarity either sound-wise or word-wise.If you want a serious answer, I don't think anyone has one for you. If there is a song like that, we don't know of it, and as I sarcastically implied earlier, we weren't there when the songs were written in the first place. Sorry you couldn't get more information, but that's just the way it is. Jazz 78 wrote: True story... my cousin Joe was Queen's lighting director from ADATR tour to JAZZ 79.Hmmm... I looked through this site link but couldn't find anyone who was a lighting director from ADatR to Jazz. There's a Joe who was a lighting supervisor during NotW, Jazz and the Australian Works tour, but that's the closest it gets. Perhaps your cousin's name is omitted from that list? If so, you could email the guy and have your cousin immortalized in a little list on the Internet. |
| GratefulFan 29.04.2013 19:30 |
waunakonor wrote:No, it was originally a cheeseburger and a side salad.GratefulFan wrote: Radio Ca CaIsn't that what it was originally? |
| Doga 29.04.2013 19:59 |
This thread is shit I also heard Fred write CLTCL while taking a bath, so the things goes more like this: We will wash your hair Take a shower on two legs Gimme the shampoo and go on... |
| Stoner 29.04.2013 21:13 |
Hey take it easy I was just trying to keep things spiced up.
waunakonor wrote:GratefulFan wrote: Radio Ca CaIsn't that what it was originally?Stoner wrote: I should have known it would turn into this. As the OP, did I say this was a game? I was serious, I knew there had to be songs out there somewhere. Not some made up stupid shit that rhymes or has some similarity either sound-wise or word-wise.If you want a serious answer, I don't think anyone has one for you. If there is a song like that, we don't know of it, and as I sarcastically implied earlier, we weren't there when the songs were written in the first place. Sorry you couldn't get more information, but that's just the way it is. |
| Stoner 29.04.2013 21:14 |
I have edited the title again. |
| tcc 29.04.2013 23:59 |
This is the dirtiest thread i have ever seen on qz. |
| Stoner 30.04.2013 01:19 |
Hmmmm. But not as dirty as this one though.
link
tcc wrote: This is the dirtiest thread i have ever seen on qz. |
| Chief Mouse 30.04.2013 08:56 |
brENsKi wrote: fuck this, some of Jazz78's were excellent, - as was wannakonor's fourth one mousepancake: you're supposed to have some similarity either sound-wise or word-wise in the word you change or, alternatively you do what holly did and use one completely out of place word in every case anyway Jazz78, we'll go for a draw on "in the crap of the gods" vs "pooing all right" but now i raise your "fat bottomed swirls" with "sail away sweet shitter"Sorry. I'll try harder next time. I know I suck at this. |
| Jazz 78 30.04.2013 09:45 |
My cousin's name is Joe Trovato wanakonor. Same as my last name. After Queen's JAZZ tour he went on to Foreigner, REO Speedwagon, Air Supply. He worked with Robin Trower for a bit and numerous other bands. He's in his mid-60's now and sort of still in the business but not doing tours any longer. He's more in the sales area I think and demos lighting rigs for up and coming tours. He was mentioned in Ratty's book a couple of times and each story he was drunk and making a mess of himself. Our family couldn't be more proud! LOL!!! |
| Jazz 78 30.04.2013 09:52 |
Oh, one other thing... the photo on Queenconcerts.com was submitted by me years ago. Joe had given me the photo back in the late 70's and it was taken during the final night in Japan. He saw the photo a few years back and doesn't remember ever submitting anything since he has all the negatives still. He even contacted Ratty who had no idea how the photo got on there til I explained that it was me that did it. Then his mouth dropped and the mystery was solved. By the way... the shirt he's wearing in that photo was a Robin Trower shirt. Before the photo was taken he took it off and turned it inside out. Brian asked him why he did that and Joe told him it was a Queen party and not a Robin Trower party to which Brian replied that Robin Trower was a good guitar player and that he liked him. |
| GuitarMay 30.04.2013 10:03 |
the sense of humor and sarcasm is hilarious here. here goes: - Try the suicide |
| brENsKi 30.04.2013 11:42 |
Jazz 78 wrote: You guy's are all killing me over here in Rhode Island!!!!!!! I can't stop laughing!!! Brenski, I raise you a Mustafart! Keep 'em coming!right yer f**ker...this means war how about some solo songs? I Was Born to Love Poo Let's Turd It On Love Spills Stop All The Shiteing The Great Bell-ender No Turding Back HappiMess Fartland Manipoolator Penetration PooPoo Let Wee Out |
| Jazz 78 30.04.2013 12:44 |
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok dude... how this? A Night At The Orgie Spews on the Girl Queer Fart Attack JIZZ A Gay in Your Faces Shave Me Coming Too Soon Need Some Shoving Tonight Don't Try Astroglide Take THAT! Your up Brenski... |
| brENsKi 30.04.2013 13:28 |
c*nt!!! driven by poo back scat goin' cack and there's whole albums composed in the toilet: a shite at the opera poos of the world back to the shite sheer fart a cack live spillers a day at the faeces volleyed back at yer fella |
| waunakonor 30.04.2013 13:35 |
Wildermess Back to the Shite Another Turd The Unfarting Ass (Everything is Shitty) Happenis? Nothin' But Poo Another One Shites the Butt (a ripoff of Good Shites, by Leak) Butt in Space Shitted By Poo |
| Jazz 78 30.04.2013 13:48 |
HAPPENIS? NICE ONE!!!!!! Brenski? What can I say but... Modern Times Cock and Balls The Loser in My End My Baby Does WHAT? Hangin There I Want Your Balls Leaving My Bone Ain't Easy If You Can't Eat Them Vein Is So Close To Pleasure Your serve... |
| Loch Ness Deacon 30.04.2013 15:05 |
A Sphincter's Tail (p hince) |
| brENsKi 30.04.2013 16:56 |
apologising in advance for this one - but everyone missed an obvious one.... "Flush" "Dreamer's Bowel" "Dragon A Cack" "I Want to Break Pee" "Cack 13" |
| MadTheSwine73 30.04.2013 21:08 |
GratefulFan wrote: Don't Try So HardThat was amazing, honestly. I don't think I've laughed hard like this for a while. Sheer brilliance. |
| Jazz 78 30.04.2013 21:40 |
Ok Brenski... here we go... AHEM... Sail Away Sweet Shitter You're My Beast Friend God Shave The Queen Meth On Two Dregs Gimme The Thighs Man On The Bowel Back Crap |
| Makka 30.04.2013 22:18 |
Hahaha....funny stuff. The only one I've heard of is CLTCL being composed whilst Fred was taking a bath. No idea on others. Though perhaps All God's People was composed on the loo cause that song is shit! :) |
| brENsKi 01.05.2013 00:14 |
Jazz 78 wrote:Ok Brenski... here we go... AHEM... Sail Away Sweet Shitter You're My Beast Friend God Shave The Queen Meth On Two Dregs Gimme The Thighs Man On The Bowel Back Crapand we all seem to be forgetting that they recorded a WHOLE DVD/CD double release.... ON FIRE AT THE BOWL |
| Stoner 02.05.2013 22:18 |
http://www.backyardgardener.com/plantname/pda_c5fe-3.html |
| Stoner 02.05.2013 22:28 |
brENsKi wrote:and we all seem to be forgetting that they recorded a WHOLE DVD/CD double release.... ON FIRE AT THE BOWL That must have been recorded after Freddie met Big Jim. http://www.backyardgardener.com/plantname/pda_c5fe-3.html |
| Stoner 02.05.2013 22:29 |