Na, just kidding, this is another Rainbow Thread.
Dear Queen Prods keep it 4:3 do not dare crop it to 16:9. I will make it my life's work to track you all down, put any of you in a headlock and fart into yer faces. Please note I drink Guinness and eat a fair amount of Chinese foods.
Thanks.
Mark Bowles.
I don't know how these silly internet rumors get started. The real story is that John was on a family holiday at a very nice resort in Switzerland. He forgot to pack a personal item, and as it was pretty early in the morning, he decided to risk going to the gift shop in the lobby. Well, some idiot walked by John and his clumpy ski boots bumped into the back of John's foot. Yes, there was pain initially. Swear words were heard by bystanders who spoke English quite well, and there was a lost personal item, but there was no broken leg. Ridiculous!