GB: Queen Archivist 16.12.2012 15:45 |
I keep on getting weird and utterly indecipherable emails, texts, and now QZ messages from a strange guy in Russia (that general area, I think)... called Anton, aka Frederick, aka FMRTJDBM here on QZ.... who will not take no for an answer... however it's put to him by both myself and Gary T. We've tried nice and polite, and resorted to other things, but as Catweazle used to say, NOTHING WORKS!" He's like the ending of The Show Must Go On. He goes on and on and on and on and on and on and..... and not two words together that makes any sense to any humanoid. I pointed this out, but he goes on regardless. So.... for example... below are the latest offerings from him. I don't know what he wants, or is telling or asking me, but I do know that he doesn't mean "Ignore him" even though he's written that. He's apparently demanding I CANNOT IGNORE HIS QUESTIONS... as you've seen elsewhere here on QZ yourself. Talk about 'tenacious'! So...I ask you... what the Hell does he mean, by.... "Please ignore me, in any way you'll be hold answer !" LAST WEEK'S similarly baffling 'thing' was.... "Are you friend with your head Stop drunk!" IS ANYONE FRIENDS WITH THEIR HEAD, DO YOU THINK? AND PRIOR TO THAT, THIS.... "Because of you concert in Paris didn't pass the test of time." AND THIS IS NOT OUT OF CONTEXT. THAT WAS THE FULL EMAIL HE SENT. WTF?????? What have I done to the Paris tapes? Anyone know? If you know what he's trying to say, you could win yourself a night out at Burger King listening to 3,700 posts Holly2003 talking about herself and her new guitar and catching herself in the mirror at every opportunity - again. She'll have a fabulous evening - but won't notice you nodded off an hour ago! Holly has offered to pay for this. She loves to talk about Holly and Holly things. Bless her! She'll pay, but you've got to sit there and listen. SECOND PRIZE is three nights out with Holly - venue of her choice, obviously. Goes without saying! Guess what last prize is???? |
emrabt 16.12.2012 15:57 |
We've all got them; I got a death threat from him once, telling me to "watch back as knife is sharp i fling crap when angry." We all know what he is like, but Nothing is ever done about him. |
GratefulFan 16.12.2012 16:00 |
Okay, I've just entered three thousand and seven hundred times. Ring me up when I've won. |
emrabt 16.12.2012 16:05 |
The funniest thing he ever did; He assumed we were keeping secrets from him because he was Russian, so his solution was to sign up with an email account pretending to be “Burt from Hyde Park”. I once joked in a thread of his that I filmed the last three songs from the Hammersmith Odeon, but poured sulphuric acid over the tapes making them unwatchable. He hasn't left me alone since. |
GB: Queen Archivist 16.12.2012 16:08 |
emrabt wrote: We've all got them; I got a death threat from him once, telling me to "watch back as knife is sharp i fling crap when angry." We all know what he is like, but Nothing is ever done about him."watch back as knife is sharp i fling crap when angry." Good grief! Thanks Emrabt. Does anyone else have anything like this from crazy Anton? Please share. |
GB: Queen Archivist 16.12.2012 16:12 |
emrabt wrote: The finniest thing he ever did, he assumed we were keeping secrets from him because he’s Russian, so his solution was to sign up with an email account pretending to be “Burt from Hyde Park”. I once joked in a thread of his that I filmed the last three songs from the Hammersmith Odeon, but poured sulphuric acid over the tapes, smashed in with a hammer, and used the magnetic tape to string Jon Prtwees bones together for my Dr who collection. He hasn't left me alone since.Brilliant! I think there's a book in this. General Craziness From Nutters On Queenzone Chapters 1 to 9 would be entirely Anton. |
Holly2003 16.12.2012 16:25 |
GratefulFan wrote: Okay, I've just entered three thousand and seven hundred times. Ring me up when I've won. Any time babe! |
inu-liger 16.12.2012 20:27 |
GB: Queen Archivist wrote:The next chapters would focus on Treasure Moment, Jake Britt, inu-liger, and Charles Webster Baer :-)emrabt wrote: The finniest thing he ever did, he assumed we were keeping secrets from him because he’s Russian, so his solution was to sign up with an email account pretending to be “Burt from Hyde Park”. I once joked in a thread of his that I filmed the last three songs from the Hammersmith Odeon, but poured sulphuric acid over the tapes, smashed in with a hammer, and used the magnetic tape to string Jon Prtwees bones together for my Dr who collection. He hasn't left me alone since.Brilliant! I think there's a book in this. General Craziness From Nutters On Queenzone Chapters 1 to 9 would be entirely Anton. Anyways Greg, it's nearly Christmas. You should take a little break from this silly lil' board and take in some of that Christmas cheer :-) (*no sarcasm intended!) |
waunakonor 16.12.2012 20:51 |
What he means by all that is "I'm an annoying douche who enjoys making the lives of people on the Internet whom I've never met a little bit worse! Yay me!" Do I get a Holly-related prize? |
MERQRY 17.12.2012 00:03 |
If i insult you, will you dedicate me a post?? Will you create a post every time an user insult you? How many footage exists from the south america tour (specially the Argentina one) in the archives? is there some on 16 mm? At least i'm not asking you about 70's footage... and NO, i'm not expect any information from you about the Argentina footage. It was a parody... at least i know one of the U-matics are in hands of certain guy... |
Pingfah 17.12.2012 05:22 |
a night out at Burger King listening to 3,700 posts Holly2003 talking about herself and her new guitar and catching herself in the mirror at every opportunity - again. She'll have a fabulous evening - but won't notice you nodded off an hour ago! Holly has offered to pay for this. She loves to talk about Holly and Holly things. Bless her! She'll pay, but you've got to sit there and listen. SECOND PRIZE is three nights out with Holly - venue of her choice, obviously. Goes without saying! Guess what last prize is????Is she hot? |
Bad Seed 17.12.2012 05:39 |
'Burt from Hyde Park'. Hilarious! |
matt z 17.12.2012 07:50 |
Likewise.... Is Holly a dish or somethin? |
ludwigs 17.12.2012 08:02 |
I always assumed Holly2003 was a bloke but used that moniker...(apologies Holly if I'm so wrong?) No, I'm not too 'up' on the members' |
Holly2003 17.12.2012 10:48 |
A night out with me is solely a product of Greg Brook's fevered rantings, so it makes no difference whether I'm male or female but since you asked ... I'm male of the species. I chose Holly from Red Dwarf as my user name as I quite fancied being a disembodied head talking shite in cyberspace. Worked out quite well really. But if some of you have been having sordid fanatasies about me and I've now spoiled the mood, remember I may be more Norman Lovett than Hattie Hayridge, but I could wear a wig ;) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holly_(Red_Dwarf) |
Ghostwithasmile is BACK! 17.12.2012 15:51 |
Pingfah wrote:Please check her username she could be 9 years old!a night out at Burger King listening to 3,700 posts Holly2003 talking about herself and her new guitar and catching herself in the mirror at every opportunity - again. She'll have a fabulous evening - but won't notice you nodded off an hour ago! Holly has offered to pay for this. She loves to talk about Holly and Holly things. Bless her! She'll pay, but you've got to sit there and listen. SECOND PRIZE is three nights out with Holly - venue of her choice, obviously. Goes without saying! Guess what last prize is????Is she hot? |
matt z 17.12.2012 17:32 |
Oh. Nevermind. |
notimeforlosers 18.12.2012 05:50 |
Not too many work going on in Queen Towers these days... |
Fireplace 18.12.2012 17:36 |
GB: Queen Archivist wrote: ....."Because of you concert in Paris didn't pass the test of time." AND THIS IS NOT OUT OF CONTEXT. THAT WAS THE FULL EMAIL HE SENT. WTF?????? What have I done to the Paris tapes? Anyone know?-------Don't play dumb Greg. You damn well know you were badly out of tune that night. |
rocknrolllover 20.12.2012 12:50 |
GB: Queen Archivist wrote: I keep on getting weird and utterly indecipherable emails, texts, and now QZ messages from a strange guy in Russia (that general area, I think)... called Anton, aka Frederick, aka FMRTJDBM here on QZ.... who will not take no for an answer... however it's put to him by both myself and Gary T. We've tried nice and polite, and resorted to other things, but as Catweazle used to say, NOTHING WORKS!" He's like the ending of The Show Must Go On. He goes on and on and on and on and on and on and..... and not two words together that makes any sense to any humanoid. I pointed this out, but he goes on regardless. So.... for example... below are the latest offerings from him. I don't know what he wants, or is telling or asking me, but I do know that he doesn't mean "Ignore him" even though he's written that. He's apparently demanding I CANNOT IGNORE HIS QUESTIONS... as you've seen elsewhere here on QZ yourself. Talk about 'tenacious'! So...I ask you... what the Hell does he mean, by.... "Please ignore me, in any way you'll be hold answer !" LAST WEEK'S similarly baffling 'thing' was.... "Are you friend with your head Stop drunk!" IS ANYONE FRIENDS WITH THEIR HEAD, DO YOU THINK? AND PRIOR TO THAT, THIS.... "Because of you concert in Paris didn't pass the test of time." AND THIS IS NOT OUT OF CONTEXT. THAT WAS THE FULL EMAIL HE SENT. WTF?????? What have I done to the Paris tapes? Anyone know? If you know what he's trying to say, you could win yourself a night out at Burger King listening to 3,700 posts Holly2003 talking about herself and her new guitar and catching herself in the mirror at every opportunity - again. She'll have a fabulous evening - but won't notice you nodded off an hour ago! Holly has offered to pay for this. She loves to talk about Holly and Holly things. Bless her! She'll pay, but you've got to sit there and listen. SECOND PRIZE is three nights out with Holly - venue of her choice, obviously. Goes without saying! Guess what last prize is???? "Because of you concert in Paris didn't pass the test of time." AND THIS IS NOT OUT OF CONTEXT. THAT WAS THE FULL EMAIL HE SENT. WTF?????? What have I done to the Paris tapes? Anyone know? I know what you've done, Greg. |
brians wig 24.12.2012 07:15 |
emrabt wrote: I once joked in a thread of his that I filmed the last three songs from the Hammersmith Odeon, but poured sulphuric acid over the tapes, smashed in with a hammer, and used the magnetic tape to string Jon Prtwees bones together for my Dr who collection. He hasn't left me alone since.And rightly so. How dare you dig up Jon Pertwee and string his bones together for your Dr Who collection. He's not been dead 17 years yet. You should be ashamed. PS. Let me know if you can get Nick Courtney's as I'd like to have them for MY Dr Who collection please. Thanks, ;-) |