I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I do not live in Oregon, and even if I did, I would not vote for you. That is all.
PS: No you're not.
Why do I have a habit of taking trolls seriously? It's kind of annoying.
god is a kind of concept on what you can do to be remembered in a good way.
that's a contradiction of terms by your annoying behaviour.
so: you're not. fucking troll. get a life.
p.s.: trust me, i did study theology. :-)