The Real Wizard 12.09.2011 23:09 |
There are a few people who troll this forum on various topics, like: - Queen's next DVD releases, but only with google translator - Mary Austin is a cunt and Jim Hutton is a saint because he wrote a tell-all book to "set the record straight" - promoting your band who is second only to Queen and better than both The Beatles and Mozart .. and only you realize it .. imagine that ! - Brian May is an egomaniac (although we haven't seen much of this one lately) We clearly need some more diversity on this front. This is an open call for the following trolls: - Queen's next DVD releases, but without google translator - Freddie Mercury was straight - I have the Roger Taylor sex tape - Queen didn't actually play live; they played to a click track And of course, we are open to more suggestions, so please do not hesitate to troll on your own original idea. Childish name-calling is especially welcome. Queenzone wouldn't be Queenzone without letting the trolls run the place, so let's bring the class level up a notch and let the joyous mayhem ensue! |
Gregsynth 12.09.2011 23:15 |
Freddie Mercury was straight, he just preferred men. |
i-Fred 12.09.2011 23:25 |
.... slow news days |
lazydeath 12.09.2011 23:43 |
What a hell? Is Anti-troll topic again? You're bored, dears |
john bodega 12.09.2011 23:49 |
I do have the Roger Taylor sextape, though :S If you're wondering what tempo he was keeping, it was a little slower than Breakthru but a bit faster than Don't Stop Me Now. |
The Real Wizard 13.09.2011 00:06 |
Enough of the sneak peeks. Just share it, you cheeky hoarding bastard :D |
lazydeath 13.09.2011 00:19 |
Sir GH wrote: Enough of the sneak peeks. Just share it, you cheeky hoarding bastard :D 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 I don't see bastards here , I don't hear bastards, I don't see trolls here , I can't hear trolls here |
jamster1111 13.09.2011 00:50 |
Sir GH wrote: Enough of the sneak peeks. Just share it, you cheeky hoarding bastard :D "You cheeky horny bastard" is more like it :D |
john bodega 13.09.2011 01:17 |
"Enough of the sneak peeks. Just share it, you cheeky hoarding bastard :D" (Password'd RAR appears in the Announce forum, along with a topic insisting that it really is genuine). |
moonie 13.09.2011 05:23 |
Well I was going to share my HD Blu Ray of Urk 1983 but you've hurt my feelings so you can all F**k off you bastards.. |
lazydeath 13.09.2011 08:32 |
Sir Bob hates trolls. he is afraid of, he despises them and therefore he named townsfolk trolls |
Micrówave 13.09.2011 10:46 |
Queen's next DVD release? That's easy. It's the Roger Sex tape WITH a click track. |
The Real Wizard 13.09.2011 10:56 |
That's the spirit, Microwave. |
Thistle 13.09.2011 11:30 |
Bob, I have actually got a friend who works at QPL, and he has told me (in private, obviously, so keep this hush) that next year, 2012, marks the 25th anniversary of the Roger Sex Tape. It will be released worldwide as 2DVD + 2CD super-deluxe boxset next summer, including: DVD1: The Sex Tape, remastered. The original was shot on VHS, but has been de-interlaced and re-formatted to NTSC , so we can all see it in black and white. That way, it keeps the authenticity that it's a night time event. DVD2: The Friday night performance, complete. It is rumoured that Roger hits a C6 in this. Bonus photo gallery of various Roger cum faces. CD1 : Rare demos and out-takes, featuring "Harder"; "Faster"; "Yeah!!!"; "Take it, bitch!"; "Oh! God!" and "Bedsprings". Out-takes of Freddie shouting "Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!". from the Hot Space (AKA Hot Sex) sessions included. CD2: The Thursday night solo rehearsal. If that wasn't exciting enough, it's all cumming out again in November - this time in a bed-shaped "roadie" box, and featuring bonus extras like: * a replica of the used condom * an actual, used, cutting of the bed-sheets, complete with sweat stains. Numbered, with COA, * a 12" inflatable dildo featuring Roger face, complete with attachable mop of blonde-hair for those who like to be tickled pink * four 3D artcards * replica kama-sutra. And for fans of TV dance shows, it has been announced that Roger has kept a vial of sticky white goo from that night which he has trained to "do the fandango". It will be participating on "strictly cum dancing" next autumn. |
lazydeath 13.09.2011 11:38 |
Thistleboy 1980 wrote: Bob, I have actually got a friend who works at QPL, and he has told me (in private, obviously, so keep this hush) that next year, 2012, marks the 25th anniversary of the Roger Sex Tape. It will be released worldwide as 2DVD + 2CD super-deluxe boxset next summer, including: DVD1: The Sex Tape, remastered. The original was shot on VHS, but has been de-interlaced and re-formatted to NTSC , so we can all see it in black and white. That way, it keeps the authenticity that it's a night time event. DVD2: The Friday night performance, complete. It is rumoured that Roger hits a C6 in this. Bonus photo gallery of various Roger cum faces. CD1 : Rare demos and out-takes, featuring "Harder"; "Faster"; "Yeah!!!"; "Take it, bitch!"; "Oh! God!" and "Bedsprings". Out-takes of Freddie shouting "Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!". from the Hot Space (AKA Hot Sex) sessions included. CD2: The Thursday night solo rehearsal. If that wasn't exciting enough, it's all cumming out again in November - this time in a bed-shaped "roadie" box, and featuring bonus extras like a replica of the used condom, an actual, used, numbered cutting of the bed-sheets, complete with sweat stains and COA, a 12" inflatable dildo with Roger's face, complete attachable mop of blonde-hair for those who like to be tickled pink, and four artcards and a replica kama-sutra. And for fans of TV dance shows, it has been announced that Roger has kept a vial of sticky white goo from that night which he has trained to "do the fandango". It will be participating on "strictly cum dancing" next autumn. == == == == == == == == == == == == ==== == == == == == == == == == == == ==== == == == == == == == == == == == == You are as always in your repertoire, buddy. |
Queenman!! 13.09.2011 11:55 |
Thistleboy 1980 wrote: Bob, I have actually got a friend who works at QPL, and he has told me (in private, obviously, so keep this hush) that next year, 2012, marks the 25th anniversary of the Roger Sex Tape. It will be released worldwide as 2DVD + 2CD super-deluxe boxset next summer, including: DVD1: The Sex Tape, remastered. The original was shot on VHS, but has been de-interlaced and re-formatted to NTSC , so we can all see it in black and white. That way, it keeps the authenticity that it's a night time event. DVD2: The Friday night performance, complete. It is rumoured that Roger hits a C6 in this. Bonus photo gallery of various Roger cum faces. CD1 : Rare demos and out-takes, featuring "Harder"; "Faster"; "Yeah!!!"; "Take it, bitch!"; "Oh! God!" and "Bedsprings". Out-takes of Freddie shouting "Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!". from the Hot Space (AKA Hot Sex) sessions included. CD2: The Thursday night solo rehearsal. If that wasn't exciting enough, it's all cumming out again in November - this time in a bed-shaped "roadie" box, and featuring bonus extras like: * a replica of the used condom * an actual, used, cutting of the bed-sheets, complete with sweat stains. Numbered, with COA, * a 12" inflatable dildo featuring Roger face, complete with attachable mop of blonde-hair for those who like to be tickled pink * four 3D artcards * replica kama-sutra. And for fans of TV dance shows, it has been announced that Roger has kept a vial of sticky white goo from that night which he has trained to "do the fandango". It will be participating on "strictly cum dancing" next autumn. ========= haha LMFAO! You forgot the demo of 'Life is Real' where Freddie shout C#m stains on my pillow. |
Really John Deacon 13.09.2011 12:34 |
Don't forget my check. |
The Real Wizard 13.09.2011 12:57 |
Sweet, Deacy is here now. Keep 'em coming ! |
ParisNair 13.09.2011 13:54 |
Zebonka12 wrote: I do have the Roger Taylor sextape, though :S If you're wondering what tempo he was keeping, it was a little slower than Breakthru but a bit faster than Don't Stop Me Now.Can you confirm if its true that when Roger oragsms he screams like the intro of Lap of the Gods? |
Hangman_96 13.09.2011 16:32 |
I do have private footages of Roger getting laid. |
Gregsynth 13.09.2011 16:45 |
How's the quality? :) |
Hangman_96 13.09.2011 16:48 |
Gregsynth wrote: How's the quality? :) ================ Almost excellent! |
Gregsynth 13.09.2011 16:52 |
Nice! I want to know if it's the full version! |
matt z 13.09.2011 17:17 |
Thistleboy 1980 wrote: Bob, I have actually got a friend who works at QPL, and he has told me (in private, obviously, so keep this hush) that next year, 2012, marks the 25th anniversary of the Roger Sex Tape. It will be released worldwide as 2DVD + 2CD super-deluxe boxset next summer, including: DVD1: The Sex Tape, remastered. The original was shot on VHS, but has been de-interlaced and re-formatted to NTSC , so we can all see it in black and white. That way, it keeps the authenticity that it's a night time event. DVD2: The Friday night performance, complete. It is rumoured that Roger hits a C6 in this. Bonus photo gallery of various Roger cum faces. CD1 : Rare demos and out-takes, featuring "Harder"; "Faster"; "Yeah!!!"; "Take it, bitch!"; "Oh! God!" and "Bedsprings". Out-takes of Freddie shouting "Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!". from the Hot Space (AKA Hot Sex) sessions included. CD2: The Thursday night solo rehearsal. If that wasn't exciting enough, it's all cumming out again in November - this time in a bed-shaped "roadie" box, and featuring bonus extras like: * a replica of the used condom * an actual, used, cutting of the bed-sheets, complete with sweat stains. Numbered, with COA, * a 12" inflatable dildo featuring Roger face, complete with attachable mop of blonde-hair for those who like to be tickled pink * four 3D artcards * replica kama-sutra. And for fans of TV dance shows, it has been announced that Roger has kept a vial of sticky white goo from that night which he has trained to "do the fandango". It will be participating on "strictly cum dancing" next autumn. ************************************************************************************************************** 25 years already?? wow.... it seemed like yesterday! Wankers!! Question:.... have the rumors (pardon me *rumours) been confirmed regarding the Korean Import special Edition, featuring a Green Faux Blonde Gone Wrong Wig and Vibrating Drumstick? I'd only seen one post on a merchant site, but i don't read Korean, and unfortunately the one Korean Girl i know happens to be a real bitch. (so no luck getting her to translate) ... i wonder why they decided to include TWO additional *CD'S*.... perhaps we'll hear some rare phone excerpts. ???? anyone with information, please help. |
Thistle 13.09.2011 18:29 |
matt z wrote: Question:.... have the rumors (pardon me *rumours) been confirmed regarding the Korean Import special Edition, featuring a Green Faux Blonde Gone Wrong Wig and Vibrating Drumstick? ... i wonder why they decided to include TWO additional *CD'S*.... perhaps we'll hear some rare phone excerpts. ???? ============================================================================================= NO! And why can't you just be happy with what you ARE getting? FFS. Queen Fans..... :) |
lazydeath 13.09.2011 23:50 |
aren't you ashamed to be a troll, dears? insanity and stupidity is your job. You call me a troll. Don't you trolls? |
Amazon 14.09.2011 01:52 |
Could someone explain to me what is this Roger Taylor sex tape that is being spoken of? I get the impression that this refers to a thread which pre-dates my arrival here. |
Amazon 14.09.2011 01:52 |
Could someone explain to me what is this Roger Taylor sex tape that is being spoken of? I get the impression that this refers to a thread which pre-dates my arrival here. |
john bodega 14.09.2011 02:24 |
"Can you confirm if its true that when Roger oragsms he screams like the intro of Lap of the Gods?" It's impossible to tell, since the mic was fried at around that time. "Could someone explain to me what is this Roger Taylor sex tape that is being spoken of?" The story I heard was that he was trying to give someone a copy of the Breakthru music video, and instead gave them a video of a Breakthru of another kind ... now, that's just what I heard. It's such a hilarious story that I refuse to believe that it's bullshit. |
thomasquinn 32989 14.09.2011 07:16 |
Brian is an egomaniac. In fact, he's such an egomaniac that he clubbed Freddie Mercury to death with a dildo belonging to Elton John, all because Freddie wouldn't let him include an extended re-recording of "She Makes Me" on Innuendo, and refused to change authorship of all Queen's songs to "Brian May, Ph.D.". The whole thing was kept secret because Roger needed the world to think Freddie was still alive so that regular cocaine shipments wouldn't stop (with the accidental benefit that the Colombian economy didn't collapse overnight). When John Deacon threatened to make a video recording of Brian beating Freddie tot death public in 1997, he was sold to Chinese organ harvesters, which is why we haven't heard of John since. I have the video of Brian clubbing Freddie to death, but I'm not allowed to share. |
Mr Mercury 14.09.2011 07:50 |
Did you know that Queen really were - Eddie Mercury - Shouty bits, singing and Piano Ryan May - Banjo and moaning on his website Don Deacon - Tea-chest bass and collecting cheques Rodney Taylor - Washboard and thimbles and making sex tapes. Hope that clears things up :) |
Hangman_96 14.09.2011 11:33 |
Gregsynth wrote: Nice! I want to know if it's the full version! ============================= Well, it seems to be complete... |
lazydeath 14.09.2011 11:37 |
HEY HEY HEY TROLLS RULES |
lazydeath 14.09.2011 11:49 |
We aren't trolls, we aren't trolls We don't smoke bad cigarettes Look quite specifically Isn't it noticeable? C'mon, c'mon, that time is right A troll is evil A troll is right Oh, I told you and that's no lie |
lazydeath 14.09.2011 12:11 |
Wouldn't you like to know? Wouldn't you like to know, people? A great king troll was a dirty old man and a dirty old man was he Now what did I tell you, would you like to see? |
The Real Wizard 14.09.2011 12:49 |
I think someone is missing the point of this thread.. link |
brENsKi 14.09.2011 13:15 |
"when i hear...that rock n troll, it gets down to my (ar)sole when it's real trol, oh rock n troll" |
lazydeath 14.09.2011 13:22 |
Sir GH wrote: I think someone is missing the point of this thread.. link ======================================================================================= Bob,dear don't be ridiculous |
lazydeath 14.09.2011 13:23 |
brENsKi wrote: "when i hear...that rock n troll, it gets down to my (ar)sole when it's real trol, oh rock n troll" ================================================================================================ Oh, I'm sorry buddy I didn't knew that you're asshole |
Amazon 14.09.2011 13:35 |
Zebonka12 wrote: "The story I heard was that he was trying to give someone a copy of the Breakthru music video, and instead gave them a video of a Breakthru of another kind ... now, that's just what I heard. It's such a hilarious story that I refuse to believe that it's bullshit." Awesome! :D Thanks for that. |
Micrówave 14.09.2011 13:54 |
moved to GENERAL DISCUSSION forum |
Hangman_96 14.09.2011 14:18 |
I'm apologising for off-topic. Bob, did you get an email from me on August 25th? There were three interesting pics in it. |
MercurialFreddie 14.09.2011 15:43 |
Unfortunately, trolls are driving away the pros whose overall input was well respected and had its value, as Sir GH said. Pity there's no way to stop this process as this forum is fabulous and it would be sad to "lost it" in this way. Yes, it has its glitches ( every thing does ) but... in the Queen world it is top notch pro forum, but today with the exception of some nasty trolls whose only life-time activity is trolling... P - I - T- Y |
brENsKi 14.09.2011 16:08 |
lazydeath wrote: brENsKi wrote: "when i hear...that rock n troll, it gets down to my (ar)sole when it's real trol, oh rock n troll" ================================================================================================ Oh, I'm sorry buddy I didn't knew that you're asshole +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ i'm not your buddy. you'd be the last person i'd choose as a friend.....watching grass grow would be more stimulating than ANY conversation with you |
Thistle 14.09.2011 16:21 |
mondeo112 wrote: Unfortunately, trolls are driving away the pros whose overall input was well respected and had its value, as Sir GH said. Pity there's no way to stop this process as this forum is fabulous and it would be sad to "lost it" in this way. Yes, it has its glitches ( every thing does ) but... in the Queen world it is top notch pro forum, but today with the exception of some nasty trolls whose only life-time activity is trolling... P - I - T- Y ============================================================================================= Well said. |
thomasquinn 32989 15.09.2011 07:51 |
Sir GH wrote: I think someone is missing the point of this thread.. link ======== Not at all. So long as all trolling is confined to a single topic, I'm all for it. It keeps the rest of the forums clean. A little like a red light district, only less fun and less expensive. |