Holly2003 30.07.2011 15:24 |
The full EUROPEAN ZONE DRAW then... Group A: Croatia, Serbia, Belgium, SCOTLAND, Macedonia, WALES Group B: Italy, Denmark, Czech Republic, Bulgaria, Armenia, Malta. Group C: Germamy, Sweden, R of Ireland, Austria, Faroe Is, K'stan. Group D: Netherlands, Turkey, Hungary, Romania, Estonia, Andorra. Group E: Norway, Slovenia, Switzerland, Albania, Cyprus, Iceland. Group F: Portugal, Russia, Israel, N IRELAND, Azerbaijan, L'bourg Group G: Greece, Slovakia, Bosnia-H, Lithuania, Latvia, Lichtenstein Group H: ENGLAND, Montenegro, Ukraine, Poland, Moldova, S Marino Group I: Spain, France, Belarus, Georgia, Finland Scotland and Wales players can book ther 2014 summer holidays now, as neither will qualify. England got a good draw so will probably beat everyone in their group then lose every game in the finals. Of course the only group that matters is Group F, which the mighty Northern Ireland will go through like a fecking shortcut. Bring it! |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 30.07.2011 16:49 |
England in the same group as Poland and San Marino.. never saw that one coming :-p *cough* every 4 years *cough* may i be the first to laugh very loudly at the french? :-D HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 30.07.2011 16:51 |
may i also add that the draw for the world cup took so long that the Brazilian builders are now back on track with building the stadia on time... |
catqueen 30.07.2011 16:55 |
it is? |
david (galashiels) 30.07.2011 17:19 |
Group A: Croatia, Serbia, Belgium, SCOTLAND, Macedonia, WALES bugger,,,,,another trip up group.will we scots ever qualify for another world cup. |
Thistle 30.07.2011 17:45 |
Holly2003 wrote: Scotland and Wales players can book ther 2014 summer holidays now, as neither will qualify. ========================================================================================== Bullshit. Croatia have never beaten us, we gave the Welsh a showing up the other month, we've improved enough not to slip up against Macedonia and I'm sure we can beat Belgium and Serbia at Hampden if not away. If we can't book a play-off spot at least, I'll be very, very surprised. This is the most favourable draw we've had in a long, long time. As for Norn......goodbye! |
Holly2003 30.07.2011 18:25 |
Bullshit. Croatia have never beaten us, --> That's because you haven't played them yet... we gave the Welsh a showing up the other month, --> that's because you played your first team and everyone else played their under 14 wheelchair team we've improved enough not to slip up against Macedonia --> They have 11 Alexander the Greats playing for them. You have 11 midget alcoholics with nobbly knees. and I'm sure we can beat Belgium and Serbia at Hampden if not away. --> I'll bet, at best, you'll get 2 points out of 12 in those games If we can't book a play-off spot at least, I'll be very, very surprised. This is the most favourable draw we've had in a long, long time. --> A triumph of optimis over common sense. Besides the life expectancy of Scots is 27 years so most of your team will be dead by 2014 -- too many battered Mars Bars. As for Norn......goodbye! --> The silky skills of our p/t Irish League, English 3rd division and scottish league 1 players shall prevail over the fancy dan Ronaldos and Nanis. |
Thistle 30.07.2011 20:41 |
Holly2003 wrote: Bullshit. Croatia have never beaten us, --> That's because you haven't played them yet... we gave the Welsh a showing up the other month, --> that's because you played your first team and everyone else played their under 14 wheelchair team we've improved enough not to slip up against Macedonia --> They have 11 Alexander the Greats playing for them. You have 11 midget alcoholics with nobbly knees. and I'm sure we can beat Belgium and Serbia at Hampden if not away. --> I'll bet, at best, you'll get 2 points out of 12 in those games If we can't book a play-off spot at least, I'll be very, very surprised. This is the most favourable draw we've had in a long, long time. --> A triumph of optimis over common sense. Besides the life expectancy of Scots is 27 years so most of your team will be dead by 2014 -- too many battered Mars Bars. As for Norn......goodbye! --> The silky skills of our p/t Irish League, English 3rd division and scottish league 1 players shall prevail over the fancy dan Ronaldos and Nanis. ============================================================================================= We have played Croatia, and they've never beaten us. As for the "under 14 wheelchair team" - isn't that Northern Ireland's full strength side? You live in a blinkered world full of generalised stereotypes ya fanny! Get out more, learn a bit, and then come back to me and talk football. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 31.07.2011 04:16 |
i want scotland to qualify just so we english can laugh at them mercilessly when they lose to the mighty football powers of Iran and costa rica again... |
YourValentine 31.07.2011 05:24 |
Perhaps if the British football teams would unite instead of sending 4 teams - they might have a better chance in a world cup? Germany lucky as ever will sweat through the qualifying scared to lose to the Faroer Islands :-) |
Holly2003 31.07.2011 06:25 |
YourValentine wrote: Perhaps if the British football teams would unite instead of sending 4 teams - they might have a better chance in a world cup? Germany lucky as ever will sweat through the qualifying scared to lose to the Faroer Islands :-) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Is Germany more successful now than when it was West and East Germany? Unless I'm mistaken, West Germany won more World and Euro Cups than Germany. A Uk team would consist of 11 English players with some token N.Irish, Welsh and Scottish in the squad to make it look like a UK team. Not because the English players are necessarily better, but because they have the most wealth, biggest potential audience, and best national league of the 4 Home countries. Also, Northern Ireland beat England 1-0 the last time we played them. That's not entirely relevant -- I just like to mention it at every opportunity :) |
Thistle 31.07.2011 09:23 |
Holly2003 wrote: YourValentine wrote: Perhaps if the British football teams would unite instead of sending 4 teams - they might have a better chance in a world cup? Germany lucky as ever will sweat through the qualifying scared to lose to the Faroer Islands :-) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Is Germany more successful now than when it was West and East Germany? Unless I'm mistaken, West Germany won more World and Euro Cups than Germany. A Uk team would consist of 11 English players with some token N.Irish, Welsh and Scottish in the squad to make it look like a UK team. Not because the English players are necessarily better, but because they have the most wealth, biggest potential audience, and best national league of the 4 Home countries. Also, Northern Ireland beat England 1-0 the last time we played them. That's not entirely relevant -- I just like to mention it at every opportunity :) ============================================================================================= This is true. The English would monopolise a GB team, and we'd all lose our national and footballing identities. Team GB, I think, would also be referred to as England by most of the other commentators. Also, I'd like to mention that the last time we played England, we beat them 1-0 lol. And it was at the old Wembley too, so sweet :) |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 31.07.2011 16:13 |
Thistleboy 1980 wrote: Holly2003 wrote: YourValentine wrote: Perhaps if the British football teams would unite instead of sending 4 teams - they might have a better chance in a world cup? Germany lucky as ever will sweat through the qualifying scared to lose to the Faroer Islands :-) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Is Germany more successful now than when it was West and East Germany? Unless I'm mistaken, West Germany won more World and Euro Cups than Germany. A Uk team would consist of 11 English players with some token N.Irish, Welsh and Scottish in the squad to make it look like a UK team. Not because the English players are necessarily better, but because they have the most wealth, biggest potential audience, and best national league of the 4 Home countries. Also, Northern Ireland beat England 1-0 the last time we played them. That's not entirely relevant -- I just like to mention it at every opportunity :) ============================================================================================= This is true. The English would monopolise a GB team, and we'd all lose our national and footballing identities. Team GB, I think, would also be referred to as England by most of the other commentators. Also, I'd like to mention that the last time we played England, we beat them 1-0 lol. And it was at the old Wembley too, so sweet :) reply: you forgot to mention the fact that even though the jocks won 1-0 at wembley you still lost 2-1 on aggregate as we beat your culloden arses 2-0 at hampden.. ;-D and im sure england won 4-0 at wembley when the northern paddies came to build the stadium,i mean play a game of footie in the return leg.. we shall see what happens next year at the Olympics when team GB compete in the footie..we shant field any jocks if we have to play mighty Hondurus...we know what you are like against them |
Thistle 31.07.2011 17:13 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: you forgot to mention the fact that even though the jocks won 1-0 at wembley you still lost 2-1 on aggregate as we beat your culloden arses 2-0 at hampden.. ;-D and im sure england won 4-0 at wembley when the northern paddies came to build the stadium,i mean play a game of footie in the return leg.. we shall see what happens next year at the Olympics when team GB compete in the footie..we shant field any jocks if we have to play mighty Hondurus...we know what you are like against them ============================================================================================= FFS Joxer, English OR Cornish? Make up yer mind! |
john bodega 01.08.2011 01:33 |
I've mellowed in my old age, soccer is actually not bad. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 01.08.2011 02:56 |
Thistleboy 1980 wrote: JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: you forgot to mention the fact that even though the jocks won 1-0 at wembley you still lost 2-1 on aggregate as we beat your culloden arses 2-0 at hampden.. ;-D and im sure england won 4-0 at wembley when the northern paddies came to build the stadium,i mean play a game of footie in the return leg.. we shall see what happens next year at the Olympics when team GB compete in the footie..we shant field any jocks if we have to play mighty Hondurus...we know what you are like against them ============================================================================================= FFS Joxer, English OR Cornish? Make up yer mind! Cornish for rugby,english with the other sports ;-D |
YourValentine 01.08.2011 03:45 |
It is true that West Germany won more titles but East Germany was never a big international team at all,anyway. Therefore, it was not much of a difference. However, no British team has won an international title since 1966, so they must all be on the same level - somehow . *running for cover* ;-) |
Mr Mercury 01.08.2011 04:32 |
^ Barb, you have officially opened a can of worms lol :) |
GratefulFan 01.08.2011 05:14 |
Barb, that was mean. I know exactly how these people feel. Canada hasn't won an International title it's national destiny sport since 2010. Oh...hang on. I guess I don't really know how it feels. Bwahahahahaha! |
Thistle 01.08.2011 08:14 |
GratefulFan wrote: Barb, that was mean. I know exactly how these people feel. Canada hasn't won an International title it's national destiny sport since 2010. Oh...hang on. I guess I don't really know how it feels. Bwahahahahaha! ============================================================================================= Right, that's it - the last straw. Between you, Joxer, Holly and Barbara, I'm officially done at Queenzone :) You can call me callous over Winehouse. You can call me over opinionated over Brian's Save Me philosophy. You can say I'm witch hunting Anton. That's all fine. But laugh at my team......that's a different story! I'm proper angry :) |
GratefulFan 01.08.2011 18:03 |
Well, I don't know about the rest of the UK countries, but England's future squad is certainly set to burn up the pitch. Even I saw that goalkeeper from football powerhouse Canada score the equaliizer on them from the middle of the damn field in the under 17 matches. link Let me tell you how that would have gone down in hockey. First, any goalie who dared get that far away from his own net would have been swarmed and beaten. And if he started any whining and rolling about on the ice because his tooth got knocked out or because he lost his other eye, the ref would give him a two minute delay of game penalty, not outraged hugs and a Bobby Charlton stuffie. Finally, some brilliant and blistering defenceman would have made sure the puck never got anywhere near the net, and if this all happened optimally at least one person would be going home with a concussion. Now THAT'S a sport. ;) |
YourValentine 03.08.2011 08:21 |
No jokes about religion and football - I should have known ;-) |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 03.08.2011 14:38 |
^its ok Barb,scottish football doesnt count ;-D [see Glasgow Rangers] |
Thistle 03.08.2011 18:22 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: ^its ok Barb,scottish football doesnt count ;-D [see Glasgow Rangers] ============================================================================================= When it comes to the Old Firm, I'm so feckin' glad I'm a Harry Wragg :) (for those who don't know, that would be rhyming slang for "Jag", as in "The Jags", as in the MIGHTY Partick Thistle. My mrs just bought me my season ticket, and we kick off this Saturday against Dundee at home (Firhill)....I'm so excited!!! |
niphtee 03.08.2011 20:57 |
mates , over here in america we play real football . |
Holly2003 04.08.2011 03:36 |
niphtee wrote: mates , over here in america we play real football . ======================================================= If you like watching advertisements, interupted every now and again by heavily armoured steroid abusers falling over, then American football is certainly the game for you. |
Holly2003 04.08.2011 03:37 |
GratefulFan wrote: Well, I don't know about the rest of the UK countries, but England's future squad is certainly set to burn up the pitch. Even I saw that goalkeeper from football powerhouse Canada score the equaliizer on them from the middle of the damn field in the under 17 matches. link Let me tell you how that would have gone down in hockey. First, any goalie who dared get that far away from his own net would have been swarmed and beaten. And if he started any whining and rolling about on the ice because his tooth got knocked out or because he lost his other eye, the ref would give him a two minute delay of game penalty, not outraged hugs and a Bobby Charlton stuffie. Finally, some brilliant and blistering defenceman would have made sure the puck never got anywhere near the net, and if this all happened optimally at least one person would be going home with a concussion. Now THAT'S a sport. ;) ================================================================================ I went to a fight once and and a hockey game broke out. |
Mr Mercury 04.08.2011 05:09 |
Tbh.... I find the whole thing in Scotland a joke when it comes to some sets of "fans" (Thistleboy, you are the exception). Go into a bar or club in Glasgow that has a jukebox and you can risk upsetting Celtic fans if you stick on Tina Turner's "Simply The Best" or Roy Orbison's "Penny Arcade". Or stick on songs by The Pogues and you risk upsetting Rangers fans. Edinburgh is just as bad. Stick on a Proclaimers (well known Hibernian FC fans) song and you risk upsetting Hearts fans..... just plain silly..... and then of course we have the whole religious aspect from Old Firm fans Im just glad I dont bother with any footie team these days |