| niphtee 14.07.2011 12:23 |
link |
| thomasquinn 32989 15.07.2011 08:36 |
The Dave Gilmour aside (thanks, btw), I think you need an indefinite article to go with that: "I am *a* god". You see, there are others: Zeus, Ahura Mazda, Eric Clapton, me, and this jealous deity called JHVH who insists He's the only one, and is not Jupiter regardless of His name (JHVH is also the Hebrew transcription of the Latin Iove). |
| FriedChicken 15.07.2011 09:29 |
hello god... let me be the first to say that I think you're an asshole. |
| FriedChicken 15.07.2011 09:34 |
What's your favorite god, Caspar? I guess I always had a thing for Pan.. He was such a cool god, he liked music, and he was part goat. And it's just not fair that the christians stole him and turned him into a bad guy. It's the same thing they did with Antonio Salieri, who was a great composer, and didn't kill Mozart. |
| The Real Wizard 15.07.2011 10:03 |
I liked Alanis Morissette in Dogma. |
| brENsKi 15.07.2011 10:40 |
i'm a dyslexic agnostic....i refuse to believe in the existence of dog |
| Thistle 15.07.2011 10:59 |
brENsKi wrote: i'm a dyslexic agnostic....i refuse to believe in the existence of dog ============================================================================================= I am a dyslexic, insomniac agnostic - I lie awake all night wondering if there IS a dog |
| niphtee 15.07.2011 11:01 |
we can save earth now with gig . link . |
| GratefulFan 15.07.2011 11:05 |
Thistleboy 1980 wrote: I am a dyslexic, insomniac agnostic - I lie awake all night wondering if there IS a dog ======================================= Yeah? I am a dyslexic, insomniac, obsessive compulsive agnostic - I lie awake all night repeatedly tapping out the dog question in Morse Code. |
| niphtee 15.07.2011 11:12 |
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
| Thistle 15.07.2011 11:40 |
GratefulFan wrote: Thistleboy 1980 wrote: I am a dyslexic, insomniac agnostic - I lie awake all night wondering if there IS a dog ======================================= Yeah? I am a dyslexic, insomniac, obsessive compulsive agnostic - I lie awake all night repeatedly tapping out the dog question in Morse Code. ============================================================================================= It's a wonder you're not a dyslexic, insomnica, obsessive-compulsive agnostic with repeititive strain injury :) Must drive the neighbours crazy! |
| Haystacks Calhoun II 15.07.2011 12:51 |
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis |
| lifetimefanofqueen 15.07.2011 13:15 |
FriedChicken wrote: hello god... let me be the first to say that I think you're an asshole. =============== DAMN IT FRIEDCHICKEN I WANTED TO BE THE FIRST! now THATS a sentance i never thought id say lol |
| lifetimefanofqueen 15.07.2011 13:16 |
Thistleboy 1980 wrote: brENsKi wrote: i'm a dyslexic agnostic....i refuse to believe in the existence of dog ============================================================================================= I am a dyslexic, insomniac agnostic - I lie awake all night wondering if there IS a dog ====================== oh believe me there is a dog and he is sat outside my window growling at me because im eating food |
| brENsKi 15.07.2011 13:20 |
lifetimefanofqueen wrote: Thistleboy 1980 wrote: brENsKi wrote: i'm a dyslexic agnostic....i refuse to believe in the existence of dog ============================================================================================= I am a dyslexic, insomniac agnostic - I lie awake all night wondering if there IS a dog ====================== oh believe me there is a dog and he is sat outside my window growling at me because im eating food ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ see that's why i don't believe in DOG....you say he's outside your window...but i was told he's supposed to be omnipresent |
| Hangman_96 15.07.2011 15:36 |
FriedChicken wrote: hello god... let me be the first to say that I think you're an asshole. =========================== Be sure, he can get upset and then you'll be punished. |
| brENsKi 15.07.2011 16:19 |
Lostman wrote: FriedChicken wrote: hello god... let me be the first to say that I think you're an asshole. =========================== Be sure, he can get upset and then you'll be punished. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ well if you are going to make a fun thread serious...here goes......No "he" won't...cos he doesn't exist...he's a figment of the imagination of organised "churches" who want to keep the working man down at heel, by instilling fear and damnation as the ultimate threat.... it's all a myth to make people feel guilty and part with their money...buying shares in the afterlife |
| catqueen 15.07.2011 19:32 |
brENsKi wrote: Lostman wrote: FriedChicken wrote: hello god... let me be the first to say that I think you're an asshole. =========================== Be sure, he can get upset and then you'll be punished. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ well if you are going to make a fun thread serious... *i think he was actually joking... |
| niphtee 15.07.2011 23:33 |
now thats a west side |
| thomasquinn 32989 16.07.2011 06:57 |
FriedChicken wrote: What's your favorite god, Caspar? I guess I always had a thing for Pan.. He was such a cool god, he liked music, and he was part goat. And it's just not fair that the christians stole him and turned him into a bad guy. It's the same thing they did with Antonio Salieri, who was a great composer, and didn't kill Mozart. ==== Hmmm, now there's an interesting question... Morpheus, the Greek bringer of dreams (and opium) seems quite nice. The Egyptian god of writing and magic Thoth is a little scary, but also very interesting, especially considering the gifts of knowledge he was said to bestow on his followers. Also, I can't help but like Loki. Sure, he's a trickster, but he's usually available to fix the mess he's made, too. When you take that into account, you can't hold some little thing like bringing about the Ragnarok against him... Pan and Dionysus/Bacchus are, for obvious reasons, great fun, too, just be careful around his female followers, the mynades. They're known for occasionally ripping men to bits with their bare hands. And, of course, there is Ganesha (the Hindu-god with the head of an elephant), who is the god of both wisdom and knowledge AND of happiness. That's a good combination, I'd say. But in the end, Sir GH is correct: Alanis Morissette as the one and only god. |
| brENsKi 16.07.2011 07:34 |
ah yes.....alanis...the god of "going down on you in a theater"....i suppose that has it's attractions...but what if it's a play you really want to see? could be a nuisance |
| niphtee 16.07.2011 11:40 |
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
| The Real Wizard 17.07.2011 15:45 |
brENsKi wrote: No "he" won't...cos he doesn't exist...he's a figment of the imagination of organised "churches" who want to keep the working man down at heel, by instilling fear and damnation as the ultimate threat.... it's all a myth to make people feel guilty and part with their money...buying shares in the afterlife ============ Thank you .. discussion over. And Alanis may go down on me in a theatre, but not at a play. Her scripture is quite clear on the matter.. |
| niphtee 17.07.2011 15:56 |
USA 2 japan 1 SECOND O.T. . |
| brENsKi 17.07.2011 16:58 |
Sir GH wrote: brENsKi wrote: No "he" won't...cos he doesn't exist...he's a figment of the imagination of organised "churches" who want to keep the working man down at heel, by instilling fear and damnation as the ultimate threat.... it's all a myth to make people feel guilty and part with their money...buying shares in the afterlife ============ Thank you .. discussion over. And Alanis may go down on me in a theatre, but not at a play. Her scripture is quite clear on the matter.. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ aren't "plays" usually in theatres? ....... mind you, so are music gigs......so i suppose Alanis could (in theory) "go down on you in the theatre"...during one of HER OWN gigs ? now that really would be "IRONIC" ;-) |
| niphtee 17.07.2011 19:59 |
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |