| -fatty- 2850 12.06.2011 03:42 |
Following the recent 2 part BBC documentary Queen - Days of Our Lives, many fans felt disappointed by the lack of input from bassist John Deacon. Since the death of frontman Freddie Mercury in 1991, Deacon has appeared in public on only a handful of occasions and following remarks made by both Brian May and Roger Taylor in the documentary, it would appear that Deacon's involvement in the band's last studio album 'Made in Heaven' was limited to say the least. It's a well known fact that the increasingly reclusive John Deacon rarely gives interviews these days but on this the 40th anniversary of the band's formation, I wanted to give him the opportunity to put his side of the story across. Unfortuneatly, following a slight misunderstanding a few years back, I am prohibited from being within 300 yards of his house or children's schools but the terms of the restraining order do not forbid me by contacting John by telephone. After obtaining his number from directory enquiries I conducted a series of telephone interviews with John Deacon and discovered two very important factors. The first of which was that the John Deacon I was speaking to was not the same John Deacon who played bass in Queen. Secondly I discovered that if I continued to telephone Mr Deacon in the early hours of the morning, British Telecom was going to have me cut off and criminal charges would be forthcoming. Undeterred by reality I have decided to fabricate a series of interviews with John. The transcripts of these interviews will be posted until such time as I become bored with the whole thing or something better comes along. In the coming weeks I'll be asking John about his contribution to the band's final album (because I've nearly finished that one), the legendary Live Aid performance, the Sun City fuck up and hopefully a really dirty one about that stripper. In the meantime this interview covers John's feelings concerning the death of Freddie Mercury. I hope you enjoy it but above all I hope you realise that it's all made up. fatty. |
| -fatty- 2850 12.06.2011 03:43 |
Fatty: When did you begin to suspect that Freddie might be seriously ill? John: I think it must have been some time around 1994. Fatty: 1994? John: Maybe even as late as 1995. Fatty: But by 1994 Freddie had already been dead for three years. John: Yeah, that came as quite a shock to me. Fatty: Were you even aware that he had AIDS. John: I do remember thinking that he had lost a lot of weight and I mentioned that to the other guys on a number of occasions. In fact, I remember during a break from recording in the studio Freddie gathered Roger, Brian and myself in the mixing room and said something along the lines of "Look. You guys know what I'm dealing with. I don't want to speak about it after this day. I just want to get on with recording material." or something like that. Fatty: And you knew he meant that he had AIDS? John: Oh God, no. I thought he was on the Atkins diet and he didn't want us mentioning his terrible bad breath. Fatty: So when Freddie died the following November, didn't anyone get in touch with you to break the bad news. John: I was on holiday when he died and when I got back I think I must have wiped the message from my answering machine by mistake. Fatty: But you went to his funeral. I've seen footage of you at his funeral. John: Yes, but at the time I had no idea it was Freddie's funeral. What happened was this. Jim Beach telephoned me one day to say he was sending a car to pick me up for the funeral. I suppose I could have asked who's funeral I was supposed to be attending but it just didn't seem right at the time. Besides, I'd figure it out eventually, wouldn't I? Fatty: I would have thought so. John: But then it turned out that the entire ceremony was conducted in some foreign language. I had no idea who or what they were talking about and by the time the service was over I couldn't exactly walk up to someone and say "So who was the stiff in the box anyway?" I'd look a right tit. Fatty: But then in April of 92 you performed at Freddie's tribute concert. You must have realised that Freddie had died by then. John: I had no idea. I thought we were performing a special one-off gig to promote the Greatest Hits 2 album. Fatty: Without Freddie? John: Look. What you have to realise is that during a gig, I'm stood at the back with my head down, concentrating on what I'm supposed to be doing. Every so often I would look up to see what Freddie was up to and to be fair, on that particular occasion. I do remember thinking he had changed his outfit more often than normal. Fatty: So what you're saying is that you were under the impression that all those artists performing were in fact Freddie wearing a number of different outfits. John: Exactly. In fact it wasn't until he blacked up to sing 'Who Wants to Live Forever' that I thought he was taking things a bit too far. Fatty: And what about the Bejart ballet where you performed with Elton John? Did you think that was Freddie too. John: I did, yes. In fact I can even remember thinking that Freddie was off the Atkins diet because he had piled the weight back on again. Fatty: So who was it who eventually broke the news to you that Freddie had died? John: It was Mary. Fatty: Mary Austin? John: Yes. Freddie had borrowed my lawnmower a few years earlier and my garden was in a bit of a state so I drove round to Freddie's to ask for it back. Mary invited me in and we sat down with a cuppa and chatted for a while but it was getting late so I asked if Freddie was around as I need to get my lawnmower back. Next thing I know Mary's in floods of tears. I remember thinking "Jesus Christ, it's only a lawnmower". Fatty: Then she told you that Freddie had died. John: Not exactly. She said that Freddie had gone. Fatty: Oh Jesus. You asked when he'd be back, didn't you? John: Well how the fuck was I supposed to know? Anyway. There were more tears and after another hour and a half of completely innocent misunderstandings, Mary held me gently by the throat and said "WHY CAN'T YOU GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK FUCKING SKULL! HE'S DEAD." Fatty: That must have come as a great shock. John: You better believe it. Fatty: So now that you were aware that Freddie was no longer around what were your immediate thoughts. John: Well I knew that Peter Frampton lived near by and he had a garden strimmer that belonged to me so at east I'd be able to make a start on the borders. Fatty: No, I mean with regards to the future of the band. John: Oh yes, of course. Well I'm in the process of putting together a tribute concert of my own. So far I've been in touch with Marc Bolan, Jim Morrison, Elvis Presley, Janis Joplin and John Lennon but I'm still waiting to hear back from them. Fatty: What about Michael Jackson? John: Ooh! That's a good idea. Do you have his number? Fatty: I'll text it to you. John: Great Fatty: Well that's all I have time for tonight. Until next time, thank you John. John: A pleasure as always fatty. |
| Pim Derks 12.06.2011 04:08 |
Awesome :D |
| Rick 12.06.2011 04:28 |
Haha, that made me laugh :) |
| Sebastian 12.06.2011 08:05 |
It reminded me of the good old days. I also remember when you had that brief misunderstanding with him. |
| DanQueen2008 12.06.2011 12:55 |
what a pile of crap |
| YannickJoker 12.06.2011 13:17 |
That was brilliant. |
| Thistle 12.06.2011 14:18 |
DanQueen2008 wrote: what a pile of crap ============================================================================================= You joking? This is comedy gold. |
| Strident 12.06.2011 14:33 |
Thank you - that was brilliant! The Mary Austen bit was the funniest thing I've read in ages. |
| IanR 12.06.2011 14:45 |
Fuck me — that's funny! |
| mooghead 12.06.2011 14:54 |
"You joking? This is comedy gold" Please, for the love of god don't encourage him. |
| scollins 12.06.2011 15:58 |
yee canny throw pieces oot a 20 storey flat :).... that was comedy gold wtf it was imho pure pathetic, sorry but call a shite a shite :) |
| Thistle 12.06.2011 16:52 |
scollins wrote: yee canny throw pieces oot a 20 storey flat :).... that was comedy gold wtf it was imho pure pathetic, sorry but call a shite a shite :) ============================================================================================= You only come on QZ when you want to tell someone they're shit lol. And to put "pure" in front of another adjective makes you sound like a ned up the back of a bus :) Fatty is feckin hilarious |
| mc7t 12.06.2011 17:02 |
Classic! Keep 'em coming Fatty.. |
| Gaabiizz 12.06.2011 18:27 |
DanQueen2008 wrote: what a pile of crap |
| Gaabiizz 12.06.2011 18:28 |
DanQueen2008 wrote: what a pile of crap |
| Matheusms 12.06.2011 20:26 |
"John: Yes. Freddie had borrowed my lawnmower a few years earlier and my garden was in a bit of a state so I drove round to Freddie's to ask for it back. Mary invited me in and we sat down with a cuppa and chatted for a while but it was getting late so I asked if Freddie was around as I need to get my lawnmower back. Next thing I know Mary's in floods of tears. I remember thinking "Jesus Christ, it's only a lawnmower"." The last part is hilarious haha |
| GratefulFan 12.06.2011 20:47 |
Fantastic investigative reporting. Poor John is clearly embarrassed, but in truth I think it was at least 1998 before he was in the loop, lawnmower or no. Observe the marked confusion here: |
| Sebastian 12.06.2011 20:49 |
A little context: in case you people missed it the first time, or don't remember, or whatever, I seem to remember Fatty's last interview with John going like this: Fatty: Hi John, thank you for agreeing to see me on such short notice. John: Who the bloody hell are you and how did you get in here? Fatty: Through the bathroom window. John: I'm phoning the police. At that point Fatty made his excuses and left. That's, I reckon, why he was unable to get in touch with him this time. |
| tcc 12.06.2011 22:23 |
Sebastian wrote: A little context: in case you people missed it the first time, or don't remember, or whatever, I seem to remember Fatty's last interview with John going like this: Fatty: Hi John, thank you for agreeing to see me on such short notice. John: Who the bloody hell are you and how did you get in here? Fatty: Through the bathroom window. John: I'm phoning the police. At that point Fatty made his excuses and left. That's, I reckon, why he was unable to get in touch with him this time. If he can climb in thro' the bathroom window, he would not be fat and be called fatty :-) |
| gooddrills 13.06.2011 02:54 |
This guy cracks me up, most interesting thing I've seen in these forums for a while. Carry on Fatty, fills the gaps while we're waiting for real news mate.... |
| Bo Rhap 13.06.2011 03:47 |
Another Fatty classic. Right up there with Freddie's diaries. |
| Back2TheLight 13.06.2011 04:51 |
Oh shit, I forgot about the Freddie diaries bahahahahaha!!! This was great though...especially the lawnmower bit!! |
| scollins 13.06.2011 04:52 |
thistle boy. i aint no ned, i am highly educated, but doesnt concern you, all im saying is that if thats comedy gold, then i would like some of the medication you are taking lol, you must be on serious tabs, especially supporting partick lmao. ive loved queen since 1976 and its only a laugh but most people on here just take queen far to seriously, im mean come on get a life, theres more the life than queen etc..... :) |
| The Fairy King 13.06.2011 05:21 |
Great stuff fatty, we need more people like u on here. :) |
| Sebastian 13.06.2011 07:07 |
> Great stuff fatty, we need more people like u on here. :) Not really. There can be only one. |
| icmrocha (The Man From Planet Marzipan) 13.06.2011 07:14 |
==================== Fatty: Then she told you that Freddie had died. John: Not exactly. She said that Freddie had gone. Fatty: Oh Jesus. You asked when he'd be back, didn't you? ==================== LOLOLOLOLOL! Very good as always, Fatty! |
| Silken 13.06.2011 07:40 |
This made me laugh a lot! |
| Thistle 13.06.2011 08:29 |
scollins wrote: thistle boy. i aint no ned, i am highly educated, but doesnt concern you, all im saying is that if thats comedy gold, then i would like some of the medication you are taking lol, you must be on serious tabs, especially supporting partick lmao. ive loved queen since 1976 and its only a laugh but most people on here just take queen far to seriously, im mean come on get a life, theres more the life than queen etc..... :) ============================================================================================= Whoa, hold it right there, I was just having a laugh with you. And I didn't say you are a ned, I said you made yourself sound like one as neds generally add "pure" before an adjective. Anyway, "highly educated" scollins (pmsl), the point is you DO only come here to slag folk off, and reading back on that last comment of yours, I do not see the point you're making. I mean, saying that people are taking things too seriously, but having a dig at someone who is clearly having a joke? What fucking tabs are you on? Oh, speaking of which - I'm on none. Doesn't concern you, though.....:) |
| Thistle 13.06.2011 08:32 |
tcc wrote: If he can climb in thro' the bathroom window, he would not be fat and be called fatty :-) ============================================================================================= It was a big window :-) |
| Sebastian 13.06.2011 10:22 |
Plus, you know, Fatty's got the flexibility of a rat. |
| k-m 13.06.2011 11:05 |
Ooh, what a sophisticated, intellectually stimulating and genuinely funny piece of writing it was:/ The Pulitzer Prize is round the corner. |
| JohnMc 13.06.2011 11:29 |
Quite the best thing I've ever seen on here - more please! |
| Hangman_96 13.06.2011 12:01 |
Ha ha, that's great Fatty! It made me laugh :) |
| malicedoom 13.06.2011 12:31 |
Bravo. This is outstanding. |
| inu-liger 13.06.2011 14:07 |
Fatty: So what you're saying is that you were under the impression that all those artists performing were in fact Freddie wearing a number of different outfits. John: Exactly. In fact it wasn't until he blacked up to sing 'Who Wants to Live Forever' that I thought he was taking things a bit too far I LOL'd so hard at that one xD. |
| alaynasusan 13.06.2011 14:13 |
tcc wrote: Sebastian wrote: A little context: in case you people missed it the first time, or don't remember, or whatever, I seem to remember Fatty's last interview with John going like this: Fatty: Hi John, thank you for agreeing to see me on such short notice. John: Who the bloody hell are you and how did you get in here? Fatty: Through the bathroom window. John: I'm phoning the police. At that point Fatty made his excuses and left. That's, I reckon, why he was unable to get in touch with him this time. If he can climb in thro' the bathroom window, he would not be fat and be called fatty :-) Maybe it was a fat window. |
| Thistle 13.06.2011 14:17 |
inu-liger wrote: Fatty: So what you're saying is that you were under the impression that all those artists performing were in fact Freddie wearing a number of different outfits. John: Exactly. In fact it wasn't until he blacked up to sing 'Who Wants to Live Forever' that I thought he was taking things a bit too far I LOL'd so hard at that one xD. ============================================================================================= Yep, that was the clincher for me, too lol also loved the bit about Frampton and the strimmer!!! |
| Haystacks Calhoun II 13.06.2011 15:54 |
John: Yes. Freddie had borrowed my lawnmower a few years earlier and my garden was in a bit of a state so I drove round to Freddie's to ask for it back. Mary invited me in and we sat down with a cuppa and chatted for a while but it was getting late so I asked if Freddie was around as I need to get my lawnmower back. Next thing I know Mary's in floods of tears. I remember thinking "Jesus Christ, it's only a lawnmower". That might be the funniest thing I've read since....forever ago. Fatty, as always, spot on. |
| john bodega 13.06.2011 18:11 |
I can't understand why people are laughing at this. It's a genuine interview. |
| LAP 13.06.2011 20:41 |
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| USQUEENFAN 14.06.2011 00:01 |
Epic would love to see a comedy clip of this sort INNUENDO humor rocks!!! No Pun INTENDED LOL |
| hugo123 14.06.2011 08:23 |
EDIT: nevermind... |
| nickie 14.06.2011 09:21 |
That was so funny ... thank you!!! |
| -fatty- 2850 20.06.2011 08:41 |
Fatty: Hello again John and thank for taking time out of your busy schedule (stifles laugh) to speak to me. John: Your welcome. Fatty: Before we go any further I wonder if you'd like to address any of the comments made following your last interview in which we discussed your coming to terms with the death of Freddie Mercury. Some of them were a little negative to say the least. John: Well you're always going to have one or two idiots who cant take a joke. Fatty: Idiots? John: Idiots, fannies, fuck-witted mouth breathers with tiny cocks. Call them what you will. Fatty: Steady on old chap. Just because they don't appreciate a particular brand of humour doesn't necessarily make them cock-mouthed... Sorry, what was it you called them again? John: Fuck-witted mouth breathers with tiny cocks. Fatty: Fuck-witted mouth breathers with tiny cocks. Of course. And given the choice what would you do with these tiny mouthed cock fuckers. John: Fuck-witted mouth breathers with tiny cocks. Fatty: Sorry, fuck-witted mouth breathers with tiny cocks. John: What I'd like to do is this. I'd like to break into their house in the middle of the night and wake them up by shining a high powered torch in their eyes. Then I'd drag them out of bed, still naked, and start kicking them about the head and body until I got all blood and stuff on my boots. Fatty: So a sound beating would be more than enough to appease you, would it? John: Oh no. I wouldn't stop there. I'd then take an eighteen inch leangth of razor wire and feed it into a plastic tube of about the same size. Then I'd take the tube with the razor wire inside it and shove it right up there arsehole. Once it was all the way in, I'd carefully pull the tube back out but leave the razor wire up there and then I'd make the cunt squat so I could nail the bit of razor wire that was hanging out his arse to the floor. Fatty: My god, John, that's fucking horrible. John: Oh but that's not the best bit. Fatty: You mean there's more to come. John: Yeah, Just imagine it. There's this poor bastard, battered to within an inch of his life, squatting with the best part of a foot of razor wire up his arse. Just imagine what would happen if he stood up straight. Fatty: I shudder to think. John: And then I set fire to his house Fatty: (Sounds of vomiting and uncontrollable wretching) John: I tell you fatty, I dont take kindly to critisism. Fatty: You don't say. Anyway if we could move swiflty along. During the recent BBC documentary both Brian and Roger spoke about the controversial visit to Sun City in South Africa. What were your views on the subject? John: We knew from the moment it was suggested that we play in South Africa that we were going to get flack for it but it was Brian who talked us around. Fatty: So Brian believed the concerts would help bring an end to almost 40 years of apartheid in South Africa, did he? John: No it had nothing to do with ending apartheid. Fatty: So was it simply for the money? John: Absolutley not. Brian wanted to play South Africa because he hates blacks. (There is a long and rather uncomfortable silence) Fatty: Brian May is a racist? John: Oh goodness me, yes Fatty: You'll have to forgive me John but I find it hard to believe that Brian May has a racial agenda. John: I'm telling you. Brian hates blacks. Haven't you listened to any of his songs? Fatty: I think I've listened to just about every song Brian May has ever recorded and as far as I can recall, none of which had any racist overtones. John: What about 'White Man'? Fatty: Yes, but that's not about... John: 'White Queen'? Fatty: But 'White Queen' isn't about a.... John: 'The Aryan Nation Will Rise Again'? Fatty: Yes, but I think what Brian was trying to say is.... Wait a minute! 'The Aryan Nation Will Rise Again? Which album was that from? John: It was going to be on 'The Works' LP but EMI weren't too happy with it and made him change the lyrics. In the end it became 'Hammer to Fall'. Fatty: I'm still not convinced. John: Do you want me to go and get the razor wire? Fatty: Okay okay, settle down. I believe you. Can you give me any more examples of Brian's exreme political views. John: Well there's the infamous use of the N word on 'March of the Black Queen'. Fatty: But wasn't 'March of the Black Queen' a Freddie Mercury composition? John: Yes but Freddie's original line in the song was "A little powdered sugar and a rub-a-dub of baby oil". It was Brian who made him change it to "a little nigger sugar". Fatty: And Freddie just went along with it, did he? John: Not to begin with but Brian could be very persuasive when he wanted to. Fatty: So how did he convince Freddie in the end? John: He held a screwdriver to Freddie's throat until he changed the lyric. Fatty: Until next time John, thank you very much John: Your welcome. |
| Sebastian 20.06.2011 09:38 |
Wonderful, Fatty. The whole debate about Black Queen has been finally put to bed. |
| GinjaNinja 20.06.2011 13:43 |
Funniest thing I've read on this board in a while, even better than the first!! :D |
| BriantaylorOBE 20.06.2011 14:11 |
It seems that it produces for fraudulent interview. Fuck and trick people. |
| Thistle 20.06.2011 14:27 |
BriantaylorOBE wrote: It seems that it produces for fraudulent interview. Fuck and trick people. ============================================================================================= Piss off you absolute moron. I forgot to mention BriantaylorOBE to the list of names we spoke about earlier, eh Anton? (Community, GOFLB, Hangman, Fairyfeller.....) Yes, we KNOW it's you. You should be banned. |
| BriantaylorOBE 20.06.2011 14:48 |
Thistleboy 1980 wrote: BriantaylorOBE wrote: It seems that it produces for fraudulent interview. Fuck and trick people. ============================================================================================= Piss off you absolute moron. I forgot to mention BriantaylorOBE to the list of names we spoke about earlier, eh Anton? (Community, GOFLB, Hangman, Fairyfeller.....) Yes, we KNOW it's you. You should be banned. Listen with your ears, my names not hangman Russian boy, he a evil twin impostor. If you bother to check and find most violent bumps is him and his ways to discredit me. He banned only because he was Russian only i am from England, live in earls court. This site racist to all none brit Foreigners like community. I once post non official queen live at rainbow VHS DVD and some a bitch delete it but fuck and homo Sir GH post his crap all of the time. Could return for two standards based on nationality. Hope this makes understanding dear. |
| Thistle 20.06.2011 15:46 |
BriantaylorOBE wrote: Thistleboy 1980 wrote: BriantaylorOBE wrote: It seems that it produces for fraudulent interview. Fuck and trick people. ============================================================================================= Piss off you absolute moron. I forgot to mention BriantaylorOBE to the list of names we spoke about earlier, eh Anton? (Community, GOFLB, Hangman, Fairyfeller.....) Yes, we KNOW it's you. You should be banned. Listen with your ears, my names not hangman Russian boy, he a evil twin impostor. If you bother to check and find most violent bumps is him and his ways to discredit me. He banned only because he was Russian only i am from England, live in earls court. This site racist to all none brit Foreigners like community. I once post non official queen live at rainbow VHS DVD and some a bitch delete it but fuck and homo Sir GH post his crap all of the time. Could return for two standards based on nationality. Hope this makes understanding dear. ============================================================================================= Look, idiot - we know it's the same person because of the way you write and the things you say. Especially about Bob. And also your feeling of discrimination. Btw, the Rainbow share was removed because it IS official, you cretin. |
| emrabt 21.06.2011 01:02 |
If you bother to check and find most violent bumps is him ======================= link |
| Rick 21.06.2011 02:36 |
Great one again, fatty! Long-time QZ'ers respect your work, newbies may be a bit taken aback. They must have tiny cocks ;-) |
| Hangman_96 21.06.2011 06:27 |
BriantaylorOBE wrote: It seems that it produces for fraudulent interview. Fuck and trick people. ==================================== I dare ask, who are you motherfucker? I thought you did disappear a while ago but you're still around. Why didn't you reply to my PM? Please tell all that shit to shitebags like yourself, but everydbody here knows you're a fucking imposter. Is it your real English or you just pretend to be Russian by making all these grammar mistakes? Anyway, please do us a favour - disappear from here. |
| BriantaylorOBE 21.06.2011 09:09 |
Lostman wrote: BriantaylorOBE wrote: It seems that it produces for fraudulent interview. Fuck and trick people. ==================================== I dare ask, who are you motherfucker? I thought you did disappear a while ago but you're still around. Why didn't you reply to my PM? Please tell all that shit to shitebags like yourself, but everydbody here knows you're a fucking imposter. Is it your real English or you just pretend to be Russian by making all these grammar mistakes? Anyway, please do us a favour - disappear from here. I do not understand what you mean and I'm no cheat and I'm not Russian. If I am russian I would be delete like community and hangman, site would be better if all russian. I do not pretend to be someone and I did not answer because the answer key is broken. Stop spread hate and unkind mocking words, nothing has been done wrong by me. I hope this clarifies your fuck understanding. |
| Hangman_96 21.06.2011 10:05 |
BriantaylorOBE wrote: I do not understand what you mean and I'm no cheat and I'm not Russian. If I am russian I would be delete like community and hangman, site would be better if all russian. I do not pretend to be someone and I did not answer because the answer key is broken. Stop spread hate and unkind mocking words, nothing has been done wrong by me. I hope this clarifies your fuck understanding. =============================================== Please tell me, why did you choose the same nickname as the guy who was deleted and the same avatar pic as he had? Of course, now you've changed your nickname but why are you trying to act like him? You post in the same manner as he does. What are the reasons for that all? "I do not understand what you mean" - are you idiot? I think you are. Keep on improving your English, imposter. Put the words in order to get across. Nobody understands your shitty, stupid sentences. |
| TheFairyfellersMasterStroke 21.06.2011 11:31 |
BriantaylorOBE wrote: Lostman wrote: BriantaylorOBE wrote: It seems that it produces for fraudulent interview. Fuck and trick people. ==================================== I dare ask, who are you motherfucker? I thought you did disappear a while ago but you're still around. Why didn't you reply to my PM? Please tell all that shit to shitebags like yourself, but everydbody here knows you're a fucking imposter. Is it your real English or you just pretend to be Russian by making all these grammar mistakes? Anyway, please do us a favour - disappear from here. I do not understand what you mean and I'm no cheat and I'm not Russian. If I am russian I would be delete like community and hangman, site would be better if all russian. I do not pretend to be someone and I did not answer because the answer key is broken. Stop spread hate and unkind mocking words, nothing has been done wrong by me. I hope this clarifies your fuck understanding. =============================================================================================== ha ha my fucking clone let's go down |
| Silken 21.06.2011 12:00 |
John: What about 'White Man'? Fatty: Yes, but that's not about... John: 'White Queen'? Fatty: But 'White Queen' isn't about a.... ====================== I love that part. |
| Thistle 21.06.2011 16:12 |
TheFairyfellersMasterStroke wrote: ha ha my fucking clone let's go down ============================================================================================= so you now admit it then? Idiot. |
| djcamper 21.06.2011 17:21 |
This Hangman/FairyFeller/etc. person is much funnier than fatty. He is mental, but in a way that makes it entertaining. Starts a thread where he bashes GT and after GT reacted, asks him questions in the next post just as nothing happened. Attempts to insult other members labeling them as gays, missing the point completly that the lead singer of band he's fan of was gay for sure. Swearing with twisted queen lyrics, numerous overlooked self contradictions and inadequate choice of words coming from horrific english knowledge. Managed to make me laugh in a full voice a couple of times. |
| YannickJoker 21.06.2011 17:40 |
djcamper wrote: Swearing with twisted queen lyrics ====== Haha, yes, look at that, he used 'let's go down' from Freddie's vocal interlude during Wembley 1986. |
| YannickJoker 21.06.2011 17:40 |
Double post. |
| emrabt 22.06.2011 00:38 |
Starts a thread where he bashes GT and after GT reacted, asks him questions in the next post just as nothing happened. ======================= That's because, most of the time, he seems to forget to sign out of his good guy account and into his bad guy one. Or maybe he just forgets which one is which, so he starts a thread as his "clone" or "twin" then posts as himself halfway down the page using the same account. Then expects us not to notice. |
| Bassguitarist67 20.07.2011 20:10 |
I need Mr.Deacons phone number and bieng in the United States I am at a disadvantage so please email it to me at Paws20@twcny.rr.com so I may make a Queen tribute with much ease. |
| DLCVinnuendo 28.02.2013 07:48 |
very funny interview!!! |
| deleted user 04.03.2013 12:06 |
really really entertaining.. please keep them coming. |
