I haven't seen Freddie Mercury in years!?
He doesn't return my calls or reply to the letters that I force into my lower knothole that stinks. Why doesn't he help me?
Soapy Gonad wrote: I haven't seen Freddie Mercury in years!?
He doesn't return my calls or reply to the letters that I force into my lower knothole that stinks. Why doesn't he help me?
It seems he is on a travel to the planet Mercury, together with Jim Hutton.
I read about Jim Hutton, he's the man who wore tight denim and made Freddy go crazy in his pants.
If I was Jim Hutton I would have put my fingers in Freddy to calm him down.... he seemed to get crazy in Live Aids (he got aids).
Most of all, I think John Deacon should stop turning up at my house at 3 in the morning, as it makes my wife leave me for him (he got aids).
Ruddy bottoms!
I'm no troll you fusty ghost! I just not have great english.
What I am trying to say is that if qween were so good, how come they released Hot Space. I have heard some music before, and I don't think Hot Space is music. It sounds like 5 spastic colonels (I'm not sure my translation is right on this one).
So before you accuse me of being a troll, maybe you should think like a Freddy and not squat on other men
Hey, calm down, dude. I haven't called you any swear words, by the way.
Sorry, but you started it with off-topic. Your first post doesn't seem to have any sense. You just wrote some rubbish, didn't you? But anyway, you shouldn't worry as this forum doesn't seem to be moderated. It's such a pity.
Soapy Gonad wrote: I haven't seen Freddie Mercury in years!?
He doesn't return my calls or reply to the letters that I force into my lower knothole that stinks. Why doesn't he help me?
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John Deacon was Queen's singer, not Freddie. John died of cholera in 1997. You must have seen the John Deacon Tribute Concert.
Lostman wrote: Hey, calm down, dude. I haven't called you any swear words, by the way.
Sorry, but you started it with off-topic. Your first post doesn't seem to have any sense. You just wrote some rubbish, didn't you? But anyway, you shouldn't worry as this forum doesn't seem to be moderated. It's such a pity. =============================================================================================
It's OK lostman, soapy is our resident comedian. He's been here a while, and I have my suspicions about who he is....anyway, he's not to be taken seriously, he's just having a laugh. Definitely not a troll lol
No, someone like Fatty is a comedian. He has a far superior command of the English language so you know it is tongue in cheek. His threads are some of the best threads ever seen at this place... like Freddie's diaries.
Soapy hijacks threads, and his own threads add nothing to the quality of the forum. He is therefore a troll.
Sir GH wrote: No, someone like Fatty is a comedian. He has a far superior command of the English language so you know it is tongue in cheek. His threads are some of the best threads ever seen at this place... like Freddie's diaries.
Soapy hijacks threads, and his own threads add nothing to the quality of the forum. He is therefore a troll.
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He's hardly here - 30 odd posts or something in the 2 years or whatever I've been active here. I'm not sure that makes him a troll. I actually find some of the comments quite amusing. And, to be honest, do you not think he's actually the alter-ego of an established QZoner like, say fatty?
Thistleboy 1980 wrote:
And, to be honest, do you not think he's actually the alter-ego of an established QZoner like, say fatty?
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Nah, I don't think fatty would stoop that low. Someone else, probably..