Bigfish 03.02.2011 10:38 |
It's obvious from pictures and he should have wondered why people were throwing Bic Razors onto the stage during the US game tour but did he know ? |
Thistle 03.02.2011 12:18 |
I don't think he did. You see, a moustache can just happen - like breasts, or puberty. It probably didn't sink in until about 1986, when it was too late to do anything about it. The hair just kept growing, and BICS weren't as advanced then as they are now. You know, if it wasn't for that 'tash, Freddie would have been alive today. It's a well known fact that AIDS grows quicker in a moustache. Luckily, Domestos kills 99.9% of these germs nowadays, but it was too late for Fred by then. |
Holly2003 03.02.2011 13:09 |
Who gave him the moustache though? He had many friends with moustaches. Might it have been one of them? |
LuckyRocks 03.02.2011 13:17 |
I read somewhere that he felt more comfortable with the moustache due to his teeth - the moustache camouflaged this a litttle bit! |
GratefulFan 03.02.2011 13:28 |
I think it's a great question, and not at all clear. Does anyone recall when he was alleged to have smashed his mirror over that poor chap's head? |
Thistle 03.02.2011 13:30 |
Holly2003 wrote: Who gave him the moustache though? He had many friends with moustaches. Might it have been one of them? ============================================================================================= The 'tash actually dates back to the early 70s, and some sources suggest he got it from Brian. I simply do not wish to speculate on such matters, but you can make up your own mind by checking the back of the Queen 1 LP sleeve. Either that, or it was a man made 'tash, invented by the US government to rid the world of the homosexual community (ooohh, controversial....). |
lifetimefanofqueen 03.02.2011 13:32 |
i dont think he did know, they grow so quickly |
dsmeer 03.02.2011 13:48 |
Freddie had a moustache? I never seen that, is it a photo that was edited? |
GratefulFan 03.02.2011 13:52 |
Wouldn't you feel it if you had a moustache though? I have no idea. Somebody should write Victoria Beckham and ask. |
Holly2003 03.02.2011 13:53 |
Thistleboy 1980 wrote: Holly2003 wrote: Who gave him the moustache though? He had many friends with moustaches. Might it have been one of them? ============================================================================================= The 'tash actually dates back to the early 70s, and some sources suggest he got it from Brian. I simply do not wish to speculate on such matters, but you can make up your own mind by checking the back of the Queen 1 LP sleeve. Either that, or it was a man made 'tash, invented by the US government to rid the world of the homosexual community (ooohh, controversial....). ========================================================================== Good point. So Brian knew as early as 1973 that he had a tache, and he may have passed it onto Fred at that point, but it took until 1980 for it to appear. The hairs on Fred's tache started ingrowing some time around 1984/5 and Fred died from a tache-related infection in 1991. Aside from one short period of remission, at the Bejart ballet performance, and also on the Barcelona video, Fred had been suffering from tache for most of the 1980s. |
Thistle 03.02.2011 13:55 |
dsmeer wrote: Freddie had a moustache? I never seen that, is it a photo that was edited? ============================================================================================= Yes, he did - it started off as the follicle virus, but by 1980 it was a full blown moustache. |
Holly2003 03.02.2011 14:00 |
GratefulFan wrote: Wouldn't you feel it if you had a moustache though? I have no idea. Somebody should write Victoria Beckham and ask. ZIng! |
Thistle 03.02.2011 14:05 |
Holly2003 wrote: Aside from one short period of remission, at the Bejart ballet performance, and also on the Barcelona video, Fred had been suffering from tache for most of the 1980s. ============================================================================================= Actually, the 'tash was still a-rou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ound for these performances, but was carefully edited out because the News Of The World and Sun were becoming suspicious. It wasn't until 1991 that he had to give in to the conjecture surrounding his follicle health. FTD's, such a folliculitis, are no laughing matter and I hope that this thread does not turn into some sort of sick joke. |
Fireplace 03.02.2011 14:24 |
People will blame Jim Hutton as usual, but I'm quite sure he got it form Mary Austin. |
Fireplace 03.02.2011 14:24 |
Double post, sorry. |
Fireplace 03.02.2011 14:25 |
I should not be allowed free access to the internet. |
Thistle 03.02.2011 14:39 |
Fireplace wrote: People will blame Jim Hutton as usual, but I'm quite sure he got it form Mary Austin. ============================================================================================= The way this thread's going, it wouldn't at all surprise me if he got it from Jane Austen. |
Holly2003 03.02.2011 15:17 |
Some of you aren't taking this topic seriously enough. There may be people out there who have a moustache and don't know it. Vampires, for example, who can't see their reflection in a mirror. Or 14 year old spivs whose taches are so thin no one can be sure whether or not they exist. Let's get serious people. Reach out and help someone. |
marcenciels 03.02.2011 16:45 |
He did cover his face with lots and lots of make-up. He stopped the make-up because he was arrested for shop lifting tons of it !!! He agreed to see a psyco and had to pay back all the stolen goods he could remember taking. Hence ! the all of a sudden moustache mon ami !!! The story never came out. OUPS!!!... It just did ;-) |
bo rap 03.02.2011 16:53 |
of course he knew with his moustache. he said at a concert do you like my new italian waiter look? and some of the audience in the front row said no. shave it off! To his words were FUCK OFF!!! |
Thistle 03.02.2011 16:55 |
marcenciels wrote: He agreed to see a psyco ============================================================================================= WTF has Anthony Perkins got to do with this? Anyway, this one's not Hitchcock - It's Peter Morgan! |
Thistle 03.02.2011 17:04 |
bo rap wrote: of course he knew with his moustache. he said at a concert do you like my new italian waiter look? and some of the audience in the front row said no. shave it off! To his words were FUCK OFF!!! ============================================================================================= That wasn't our Freddie, that was the bloke from Freddie and the Dreamers. Our Freddie didn't know he had a moustache until 1986.....ffs, we've said so already here on this QZ exclusive. |
The Real Wizard 03.02.2011 19:26 |
bo rap wrote: "of course he knew with his moustache. he said at a concert do you like my new italian waiter look? and some of the audience in the front row said no. shave it off! To his words were FUCK OFF!!!" ================================== Do you remember which city that was in? |
GratefulFan 03.02.2011 22:59 |
Thistleboy 1980 wrote: The 'tash actually dates back to the early 70s, and some sources suggest he got it from Brian. I simply do not wish to speculate on such matters, but you can make up your own mind by checking the back of the Queen 1 LP sleeve ================================================ Yep. And this is what guilt looks like my friend: link |
GratefulFan 03.02.2011 23:00 |
Sir GH wrote: bo rap wrote: "of course he knew with his moustache. he said at a concert do you like my new italian waiter look? and some of the audience in the front row said no. shave it off! To his words were FUCK OFF!!!" ================================== Do you remember which city that was in? ======================== Vancouver? |
-fatty- 2850 04.02.2011 00:52 |
I began to suspect that Freddie had a moustache some time around 1980 but it wasn't until 1989 and the release of the "I Want It All" video and saw that he had developed a full-blown beard that my fears were confirmed. So sad. fatty. |
Thistle 04.02.2011 17:56 |
BREAKING NEWS It appears that the killer 'tache has claimed the lives of others before Freddie: Abraham Lincoln Albert Einstein Salvador Dali Adolf Hitler Oliver Hardy Charlie Chaplin Frank Zappa John Lennon (although he tried to cure himself of the disease, but Chapman knew....) to name but a few. Tragic. And it is still on the rampage!!!!! OMG, it's Killing Tom Selleck.........I can't look........ |
thunderbolt 31742 04.02.2011 19:26 |
Mustaches are like crabs. They just show up one day, and sex is never quite the same. |
thunderbolt 31742 04.02.2011 19:27 |
Sir GH wrote: bo rap wrote: "of course he knew with his moustache. he said at a concert do you like my new italian waiter look? and some of the audience in the front row said no. shave it off! To his words were FUCK OFF!!!" ================================== Do you remember which city that was in? -------------------------------------------------------------- There was a very similar exchange in Chicago (hint: it's my sig line). "Do you like this mustache?" (boos) "Did you say no?" (boos) "Fuck off." (cheers) |
Joeker 07.02.2011 15:04 |
He shaved it for part of the hot space tour, but alas it wouldn't last. |
thunderbolt 31742 07.02.2011 20:58 |
Was Freddie aware that he did not have a mustache for part of 1982, then? |
Thistle 07.02.2011 21:13 |
Thunderbolt wrote: Was Freddie aware that he did not have a mustache for part of 1982, then? ============================================================================================= This is just becoming silly, and is in extremely poor taste. As a sufferer of folliculitis, as well as a full blown beard (and sometimes lack of without prior knowledge) I will be writing a formal letter of complaint to the head of light entertainment, highlighting these issues. I then hope to receive a formal, public apology and a retraction of all such comments. Good riddance to you all. |
thunderbolt 31742 08.02.2011 01:03 |
Thistleboy 1980 wrote: This is just becoming silly, and is in extremely poor taste. As a sufferer of folliculitis, as well as a full blown beard (and sometimes lack of without prior knowledge) I will be writing a formal letter of complaint to the head of light entertainment, highlighting these issues. I then hope to receive a formal, public apology and a retraction of all such comments. Good riddance to you all. ================================================================================================ Did you know that folliculitis is still illegal under sodomy laws in Texas? |
Thistle 08.02.2011 05:22 |
Balderdash. No no, I'm not contradictting you, balderdash is another illness made illegal under sodomy law by Texans. |
Isle0fRed 08.02.2011 19:28 |
dude you forgot burt renyolds on that list |
Thistle 08.02.2011 19:47 |
Isle0fRed wrote: dude you forgot burt renyolds on that list ====================================================================================== Burt Reynolds is dead? When? |