This is really funny.
Off-topic, I myself did not realize until very late in my adult life that polar bears exist only in the north pole and penguins only in the south pole.
i didnt realise that the sea acts as a bleach to cows? remind me not to wear my black leather coat on the beach!
i thought i saw an unicorn on the beach this morning but it turned out to be a horse eating a cornetto ;-p