I'd marry Freddie, but divorce him before we had to consumate because he didn't look well.
And then I'd send Freddiefan91, BobbytheCat, and Plumrach condolence cards. Tough break.
This isn't a hard question, is it?
Freddie's love is dangerous - he will give you Aids
Roger cheats
Brian cheats as well
John is the only one who stayed with his girl since the 70s.
On the other hand... if you married John you may not have seen him since 1991