What if aliens had come to earth and kidnapped the President of the United States? What if these aliens called themselves the Agrilups? What if these Agrilups destroyed half of Asia and vanished more than 200 km2 of land? What if the rest of the world can be saved with only ONE single deed? What if these Agrilups stated they did not think this world was worth surviving because it doesn't have anything to make it worth living? And what if they promised to let us live if we could prove them we are worth living?
We Queen fans would know what to do! We would let them here a good Queen song of course. But these Agrilups are terribly patient and do not wish to give us more than one chance! We have only one song to let them listen to.
What song would you let them hear? Remember: if you pick the wrong song then earth will be destroyed!! We need to get these aliens hooked!
I'd rick roll them. Once they were inevitably distracted by the lustrous red hair I'd grab the keys to the mothership and run. No need to thank me people. You can just owe me one.
All this reminds me that in a global society it's no longer fair that Canada bears the burden of space obsessed Prism all by ourselves. Please listen and do your part to help.