I know this is the most absurd claim, but a finnish celebrity, 67 years old, claims that the secret of old man still having erection is long hair
You propably won't understand a word about this, but here it is anyway
So, Brian still has a hard erection thanks to his hair
That is disgusting, why would we want to know this...just go away.
Brian wears a hairpiece, so his continuing boner is a riddle wrapped in an enigma shrouded in a mystery. I have emailed him in order to clear this up once and for all.
I have seen this hairpiece comment before, even a supposed picture, but in a couple of recent pictures of him out in the daylight I can see that his hairline has receded on top. Why would he have a receding hairline hairpiece? Proof?