Best part of Haiku
It doesn't have to make sense
Refridgerator
For Women In Love
For women in love
who don't want a baby
use a condom,
or birth control, maybe?
Sonic
Sonic the Hedgehog is fastest of all
He runs too fast. He'll trip and fall
He trips, falls, and stumbles on ground
He broke his neck. I guess I'll go play Mario now.
A man who was asked out to dinner
Came back looking hungry and thinner
He said 'don't be baffled'
The dinner was raffled
And somebody else was the winner