| Micrówave 15.02.2010 01:23 |
a boiling cup of water in less than two minutes. Beat that. |
| Lisser :) 15.02.2010 01:42 |
Thank God!!! |
| PauloPanucci 15.02.2010 07:47 |
amazing! :D haha |
| Queenrockyou 15.02.2010 18:44 |
Damn !! What's your secret dear Microwave ? Is this secret protected by some copyrights or so ? Can you reveal at least a little something of that secret ? I would love to make water boil like you do ! Regards, Olivier, Belgium. Ps : How long to boil a cat ? |
| Micrówave 15.02.2010 19:44 |
Some information is better left unsaid. Don't mess with micro waves, gamma waves, or The Big Wave.
Or as one would say... "MICROWAVES EXIST. THAT IS ALL I CAN SAY."
Ps : How long to boil a cat ? Same, two minutes... but you have to rotate it 1/2 turn... unless you have a carousel. |
| *goodco* 15.02.2010 19:46 |
No surprise at the boiling water bit. And, no surprise at being the biggest d*ck in the selling and trading forum. |
| Micrówave 15.02.2010 19:49 |
Yeah, well GoodCo... when people stop posting "Bad Trader" threads and all is warm and fuzzy, I'll go away. Until then, I'll spot the counterfeiters, lash out at the fakers, and try to encourage other QZoners not to take "Newbies" seriously when they're trying to sell something with no moderation. Until then, go play with your Microwave some more. Did you know that you can get an egg cooker and poach and egg with it? And the "wife calling you in?" thread you posted recently? I don't believe you. I think you were watching figure skating all along... instead of the All Star Game. Sally. How dare you limit me to the seller/trader forum. This should certainly qualify you to add the Serious Discussion thread as well. |
| ilikefreddyguy 15.02.2010 23:40 |
They make machines now that'll boil your water under 30. I own one, being such a tea-sipper 'n' all. Sadly, they will never make a finer machine for making shit topics on a cunt site. |
| Micrówave 16.02.2010 02:37 |
"oh, so the laws of physics cease to exist in your kitchen!!!" - Joe Pesci But you can't steam broccoli in that thingy, can you Blaze? We'll call it a draw. |
| Holly2003 16.02.2010 03:54 |
BlazeGoldmine wrote: They make machines now that'll boil your water under 30. I own one, being such a tea-sipper 'n' all. Sadly, they will never make a finer machine for making shit topics on a cunt site. You're a one trick pony. At least Microwave raises a laugh occasionally, and contributes to dicsussions, whereas I doubt you've said anything interesting on the forum yet. Correct me if I'm wrong sweetie ... |
| rubens 16.02.2010 07:49 |
I have a very serios question for you microwae and i hope that MicroWave Productions allow you to answer: Can we use MIcro waves in order to replace gamma waves to create the incredible hulk? |
| Micrówave 16.02.2010 12:32 |
Gamma waves are exclusive to The Hulk. Don't make them angry. You wouldn't like them when they're angry. I WOULD LOVE TO BE ABLE TO TELL YOU DETAILS OF THIS, BECAUSE IT IS MORE SIGNIFICANT THAN YOU THINK, BUT - YOU KNOW WHAT'S COMING - I CANNOT SAY MORE. VERY EXCITING THOUGH. |
| lalaalalaa 16.02.2010 16:37 |
You claim to boil water in under 2 minutes. How do you plan to expand your technology further? Have you thought of teaming up with SEGA to create a game that lets you boil water? P.S. I don't like water, I like soda (not boiled) |
| ilikefreddyguy 16.02.2010 17:31 |
"You're a one trick pony. At least Microwave raises a laugh occasionally, and contributes to dicsussions, whereas I doubt you've said anything interesting on the forum yet. Correct me if I'm wrong sweetie ..." No, that's about right. Hell, I don't even LIKE the band Queen. I just come here to annoy people. |
| Holly2003 16.02.2010 18:45 |
BlazeGoldmine wrote: "You're a one trick pony. At least Microwave raises a laugh occasionally, and contributes to dicsussions, whereas I doubt you've said anything interesting on the forum yet. Correct me if I'm wrong sweetie ..." No, that's about right. Hell, I don't even LIKE the band Queen. I just come here to annoy people.Let me know when you're going to start and I'll try to work up the energy to give a hoot. But I'm not promising anything, mind. |
| Bo Rhap 16.02.2010 19:38 |
Microwaves that boil water in under two minutes. Fuck sakes.Thats quicker than Brian and Roger doing an album. The Cosmos Rocks only took about three minutes to record.Only joking!!! |
| ilikefreddyguy 16.02.2010 19:39 |
Oh, gewdie, can't wait until people start caring for me on Queenzone. I'll feel like the prettiest girl at the prom <3 |
| Micrówave 16.02.2010 22:34 |
lalaalalaa - Actually, I'm trying to convince NASA to put one of me on the next Space Shuttle. A nice cup of hot coffee in 2 minutes.... instead of having to open the pod bay doors and sticking the arm & mug out to get the Micro Waves naturally. BoRhap - Have you tried microwaving your cosmos rocks CD? It brings out the low end and adds crispness to Paul's vocals. BlazeGoldMine - I love you. We're all just having fun here anyways, right? If I could send you a Treasure Moment T-Shirt, I would. |
| Crazy LittleThing 16.02.2010 22:41 |
BlazeGoldmine wrote: Hell, I don't even LIKE the band Queen. I just come here to annoy people.That's what Microwave used to say, too. And now look at him! Kicking ass, taking names, boiling water with the best of them. |
| *goodco* 17.02.2010 08:51 |
M'wave.......figure skating........nah, I had just finished watching the 45 minutes it took them to finish the final three laps of the Daytona 500, and was going to shovel more snow when the wife called me in. Now I've exceeded my NASCAR viewing allotment for the year. selling/trading forum: agreed, some of your comments are spot on, others overly harsh for what seem to be reasonable monetary requests (IMHO). Still trying to figure out how this stays in the 'serious' discussion forum, and not the personal section. Another test, perhaps? Welcome to queeniezone |
| GratefulFan 17.02.2010 11:28 |
Who remembers the box set? Promised for years now. YEARS. Hamburger Helper (Cheeseburger Macaroni, Double Cheeseburger Mac, Chili Cheese, Creamy Stroganoff, Beef Pasta, Wholesome Classics Stroganoff, Sloppy Joe, Potato Stroganoff) Kraft Mac & Cheese (Starch Classic, Double Starch, Faux Cheese Deluxe, Freaky Orange Powder Mystery) Helper Complete Meals (Cheesy Chicken, Cheesy Beef Taco, Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo, Chicken with Cheesy Rice & Broccoli) Betty Crocker Casserole Potatoes (Au Gratin, Scalloped , Julienne, Cheesy Scalloped , Three Cheese, Sour Cream & Chives, Cheddar & Bacon, Roasted Garlic ) Bowl Appetit (Bacon Mozza Broccoli Noodle Attack, Tomato Slug Tornado, Chicken Cheese Marshmallow Puff, Creamy Cheesey Bacon with Cheddar and Pork) Bonus Material Exclusive tell-all interview w/ toaster Commentary by Los Lonely Ovenmitts Tuna Helper Microwave Singles (w/ autographed poster) Beeps (set, cook, turn, done, double done, unrecognizable, missing) Raw & Unplugged |
| Micrówave 18.02.2010 01:50 |
That poster is a fake. That's not my signature, probably an off-brand or something. |
| brians wig 18.02.2010 05:18 |
Micrówave wrote: a boiling cup of water in less than two minutes. Beat that.They also destroy any nutritional value in the food within seconds because Microwaves change the molecular structure of food, and if you DO eat food from a microwave you MUST leave it to "settle" for TWO MINUTES first, to make sure the molecules have stopped mutating. I'm serious. Not joking. Have you ever wondered why Hospitals DO NOT use microwaves for warming blood bags up before a transfusion - the radiation destroys the platelets in the blood, so what do you think it's doing to your food? Best bet is to chuck it out and go back to using a cooker. |
| Micrówave 19.02.2010 12:01 |
That's fine BriansWIg, you go ahead and throw it out and believe what you will believe. What are you Dr. McCoy? It's not a transporter, it's a microwave. |
| Lisser :) 19.02.2010 19:15 |
I love my Microwave. |
| Micrówave 19.02.2010 21:07 |
And it loves you too!! There's a nice, warm, cheese danish (that only took 15 seconds) waiting for you. |
| Thistle 20.02.2010 22:17 |
what brand of microwave are you? What kind of guarantee do you come with? What happens if someone accidentally dropped you in water? Would the water boil you in two minutes or would you short-circuit immediately? |
| Micrówave 21.02.2010 04:05 |
Answers: 1. Sharp (obviously!!!) 2. stick your hand inside and push START. There's your guarantee. 3. Hopefully he'd be standing in the same puddle. 4. Let's find out. Hold me. |
| Thistle 21.02.2010 14:12 |
Micrówave wrote: Answers: 1. Sharp (obviously!!!) 2. stick your hand inside and push START. There's your guarantee. 3. Hopefully he'd be standing in the same puddle. 4. Let's find out. Hold me. I wouldn't be careless enough to drop you in the water old pal. I'd let someone else do it, hehe. You know I jest! |