If you had to have sex with a lifesize sex doll resembling a Queen member, while betting on the outcome of a UFC fight between Quentin 'Rampage' Jackson and Forrest 'Forrest' Griffin, and attempting to solve a Rubik's Cube, which Queen song or songss would you want your neighbours to be playing to muffle the sound of your sexually deviant and possible criminal behaviour? Mine would be Seven Seas of Rhye, Hangman and Funny How Love Is. Excelsior!
I can understand your reasons for listening to 'Seven Seas of Rhye' or 'Funny How Love Is' in such a situation but I do feel that 'Hangman' is a song best suited to having sex with a root vegetable (or root vegetable substitute) while a South American dwarf removes your liver to sell on the black market.
I'm sure that if you listen to the tempo of the song in a little more detail, you'll agree.
There's a ring of truth to that. I would suggest Hangman would also be suitable to distract attention away from a Gurkha declawing a kitten with a kukri, while being pestered for his train fare by an anthropomorphic owl.
I love this thread. I would choose 'Scandal'.
P.S - Where is said sex doll resembling a member of Queen? And can I have a Tuxedo AND Beardy Freddie, please? KTHX.
Bo Rhap wrote:
I would have thought that Body Language was the most obvious.
But then Get Down Make Love comes into that catagory too.
My Melancholy Blues would be the fag(cigarette) after the shag
I say for the fag after sex I'd pick "Play The Game"
And for the fag I'm having sex with, "Bicycke Race"