If you had to have sex with a lifesize sex doll resembling a Queen member, while betting on the outcome of a UFC fight between Quentin 'Rampage' Jackson and Forrest 'Forrest' Griffin, and attempting to solve a Rubik's Cube, which Queen song or songss would you want your neighbours to be playing to muffle the sound of your sexually deviant and possible criminal behaviour? Mine would be Seven Seas of Rhye, Hangman and Funny How Love Is. Excelsior!
I can understand your reasons for listening to 'Seven Seas of Rhye' or 'Funny How Love Is' in such a situation but I do feel that 'Hangman' is a song best suited to having sex with a root vegetable (or root vegetable substitute) while a South American dwarf removes your liver to sell on the black market.
I'm sure that if you listen to the tempo of the song in a little more detail, you'll agree.
There's a ring of truth to that. I would suggest Hangman would also be suitable to distract attention away from a Gurkha declawing a kitten with a kukri, while being pestered for his train fare by an anthropomorphic owl.