QueenZone discussion #1215028

If you had to have sex...

If you had to have sex...

Holly2003
13.01.2010 16:29		 If you had to have sex with a lifesize sex doll resembling a Queen member, while betting on the outcome of a UFC fight between Quentin 'Rampage' Jackson and Forrest 'Forrest' Griffin, and attempting to solve a Rubik's Cube, which Queen song or songss would you want your neighbours to be playing to muffle the sound of your sexually deviant and possible criminal behaviour? Mine would be Seven Seas of Rhye, Hangman and Funny How Love Is. Excelsior!
-fatty- 2850
13.01.2010 18:20		 I can understand your reasons for listening to 'Seven Seas of Rhye' or 'Funny How Love Is' in such a situation but I do feel that 'Hangman' is a song best suited to having sex with a root vegetable (or root vegetable substitute) while a South American dwarf removes your liver to sell on the black market.
I'm sure that if you listen to the tempo of the song in a little more detail, you'll agree.

fatty.
Holly2003
13.01.2010 18:39		 There's a ring of truth to that. I would suggest Hangman would also be suitable to distract attention away from a Gurkha declawing a kitten with a kukri, while being pestered for his train fare by an anthropomorphic owl.
EnglanE
13.01.2010 18:41		 I love this thread. I would choose 'Scandal'. P.S - Where is said sex doll resembling a member of Queen? And can I have a Tuxedo AND Beardy Freddie, please? KTHX.
ilikefreddyguy
13.01.2010 23:01		 "Check out my new book, it's really fantastic!" by Brian May
Micrówave
14.01.2010 02:54		 Let me be the first to second sex while reading a Brian May book.

Oh God, we're having the same sexual fantasy.  Gross.
thomasquinn 32989
14.01.2010 15:27		 It all depends: what colour is the wallpaper?
The Mir@cle
14.01.2010 16:18		 Sex with a "hangman" is rather difficult as well. Nowadays they have pills for that, but still....
Angeline
17.01.2010 10:19		 Pain is so close to pleasure.
emrabt
17.01.2010 11:27		 dont try suicide
john bodega
17.01.2010 12:26
Holly2003 wrote: If you had to have sex...
I had no idea it was an option at this stage .....
Serry...
17.01.2010 12:34		 May I invite the WWE divas action figures to our wild party? Anyway and again it'd be 'Yeah'.
john bodega
19.01.2010 11:30
BlazeGoldmine wrote: "Check out my new book, it's really fantastic!" by Brian May
Brian is such a cunt!  Patrick Moore wrote that entire thing, Brian just sat by and ate Cheetos.
Lisser
20.01.2010 10:13		 I agree.  All of it. I agree.
LittleSilhouetto
20.01.2010 11:38		 Hmmmmmmm. Thing is, if the neigbours were playing Queen, I think I'd probably give up on the sex doll
and just listen to the music instead.
Bo Rhap
21.01.2010 20:24		 I would have thought that Body Language was the most obvious.

But then Get Down Make Love comes into that catagory too.

My Melancholy Blues would be the fag(cigarette) after the shag 
ilikefreddyguy
21.01.2010 20:58
Bo Rhap wrote: I would have thought that Body Language was the most obvious. But then Get Down Make Love comes into that catagory too. My Melancholy Blues would be the fag(cigarette) after the shag 



I say for the fag after sex I'd pick "Play The Game"

And for the fag I'm having sex with, "Bicycke Race"
john bodega
22.01.2010 02:40		 If I'd be willing to go to bed with Milla Jovovich, does that mean I'd automatically be wiling to go to bed with David Gilmour?
Bo Rhap
22.01.2010 04:54
Zebonka12 wrote: If I'd be willing to go to bed with Milla Jovovich, does that mean I'd automatically be wiling to go to bed with David Gilmour?

Possibly

Question is.Do you want to?
john bodega
22.01.2010 08:04		 I'm trying to work that out.
Micrówave
22.01.2010 10:00
Zebonka12 wrote:
  BlazeGoldmine wrote: "Check out my new book, it's really fantastic!" by Brian May
  Brian is such a cunt!  Patrick Moore wrote that entire thing, Brian just sat by and ate Cheetos.  



Did Freddie ever touch the Orange Special?  Oops... wrong thread.
Bo Rhap
22.01.2010 16:09
Micrówave wrote:
  Zebonka12 wrote:  
      BlazeGoldmine wrote:   "Check out my new book, it's really fantastic!" by Brian May  
      Brian is such a cunt!  Patrick Moore wrote that entire thing, Brian just sat by and ate Cheetos.          
Did Freddie ever touch the Orange Special?  Oops... wrong thread.

Dunno.

Did he touch the hologram special?
GratefulFan
22.01.2010 17:31		 A reminder that the Special is in fact a trend setting, elegant black.  Credit where credit's due.

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