FM-*In Bathroom shaving* ARHHHHHH HOLY FUCK!!!!!!! were did it go.....?
RT-A fuck? Ooooo were!!!!?
FM-fucking hell!!!!!!
RT- whats wrong?
FM-FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK ME!
RT-Im not that kind of man Freddie!!!!
FM- OH fuck someone stole half my tash!!!!
RT- are you sure it was'nt JD getting you back for cutting off his fro?
BM-tehehehehe PWNED!!!!!!!!
FM-BRAIN MAY!!!IT WAS BRAIN MAY WHO STOLE HALF MY TASH!!!!!!!
MJ-Hey Mr Mercury how many licks does it take to get to the inside of a cruhchy lolly pop?
FM- I don't know lets find out *starts to lick*.......
*1*
*2*
*3*......
FM-.....*serious face* it takes 3.......