Holly2003 03.09.2009 18:18 |
Look out Poland, the Green and White Army is on the way. :) |
Mr Mercury 03.09.2009 18:53 |
Look out Scotland - Macedonia are on their way too........ |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 04.09.2009 04:41 |
i would say "look out England,Croatia are coming" but we've been clever this time [after last year and mclarens umbrella at wembley] and 'kneecapped' their best players before they arrive :-] |
Holly2003 05.09.2009 15:25 |
Poland 1-1 Northern Ireland. N. Ireland still in it with 2 games left. I'll settle for that. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 05.09.2009 17:12 |
Holly2003 wrote: Poland 1-1 Northern Ireland. N. Ireland still in it with 2 games left. I'll settle for that. thats a good result considering its in Poland :-] |
Mr Mercury 05.09.2009 20:48 |
Scotland 2 Macedonia 0 Thats a good result considering it was Scotland. :P We'll still get hammered when we play the Dutch on wednesday......... |
Raf 05.09.2009 22:28 |
Brazil 2 - 0 Argentina Suck it, hermanos. |
Holly2003 06.09.2009 10:37 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:Holly2003 wrote: Poland 1-1 Northern Ireland. N. Ireland still in it with 2 games left. I'll settle for that.thats a good result considering its in Poland :-] Yep. Good result in a tight group. Any of the top five can still qualify. If NI can beat Slovakia in Belfast on Wednesday, our final game against the Czech Republic in Prague will be a cracker! |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 06.09.2009 13:21 |
im ready and primed for Wednesday against the Croatistanis [pizza and beer in fridge] and i'll try and not to rub it in too much to Beata when we beat them at Wembley :-] |
ParisNair 08.09.2009 04:40 |
Raf wrote: Brazil 2 - 0 Argentina Suck it, hermanos. Argentina are my fav football team. Dunno why, maybe becos I grew during Maradonna's time or maybe because I just love their jersey. He seems to be a lousy coacj thouh. I hope they still qualify for the World Cup. Otherwise I'm not sure if I'd be watching any games at all. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 08.09.2009 04:45 |
there wont be a bigger cheer in England come the end of the qualifiers if the cheating Argies dont qualify. to quote a certain person on here: "it will be epic!" not to bothered about the Scots qualifying this time,i dont think they can beat the Dutch or finish as one of the top runner's up but be nice to see one,maybe both,of the Irish teams in South Africa next year,that Trap O'Tony fellow has done a pretty good job so far :-] |
ParisNair 08.09.2009 04:48 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: im ready and primed for Wednesday against the Croatistanis [pizza and beer in fridge] and i'll try and not to rub it in too much to Beata when we beat them at Wembley :-] You were eliminated in the Euro qualifiers when you lost to Croatia and that was at Wembley too right? Time for a revenge or sorts, or a repeat of history? I'm reminded of the response of a Portuguese colleague when I updated him about the result of that game. He said he'd have preferred England qualified and then gotten beaten in the semi finals on penalties LOL |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 08.09.2009 06:08 |
ParisNair wrote:yep,it be revenge time [he hopes] for the debacle the last time the Croats were here.we got rid of Mclaren and his unmbrella and got that Francis Ford Capello bloke to run the team,so far so good,unbeaten in the qualifying so far and just need to beat the Croats tomorrow to reach South Africa next year :-]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: im ready and primed for Wednesday against the Croatistanis [pizza and beer in fridge] and i'll try and not to rub it in too much to Beata when we beat them at Wembley :-]You were eliminated in the Euro qualifiers when you lost to Croatia and that was at Wembley too right? Time for a revenge or sorts, or a repeat of history? I'm reminded of the response of a Portuguese colleague when I updated him about the result of that game. He said he'd have preferred England qualified and then gotten beaten in the semi finals on penalties LOL dont get me started with the Portugese game of 2004 when we had a perfectly good goal disallowed [sol campbell allegedly fouled a portugese bloke when in fact sol climbed over his own player] by a very dodgy referee and then the 'diving winker' and pals sneaked through on penalties and again in 2006 :-p *bastards* |
YourValentine 08.09.2009 06:14 |
I hope Argentina qualifies. And France and Portugal. These teams are just necessary to have a good high standard World Cup. I know about the English-Argentinian history but the current teams are new and deserve a chance. And as ParisNair said correctly: it would be more fun for England to play vs Argentina in the tournament than if Argentina would not qualify at all. I keep my fingers crossed for the team (the German team had their own "scandal" with Argentina in 2006 :-)), they should be there - one of the most passionate and gifted teams of the world. |
Marcelo_argentina 08.09.2009 07:48 |
Oh Yes!...We Will be there! |
Raf 08.09.2009 07:54 |
Wow, I just noticed I posted that during the game's break and never came back to update it. :P 3 - 1 Haha. |
Rick 08.09.2009 10:39 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: there wont be a bigger cheer in England come the end of the qualifiers if the cheating Argies dont qualify. to quote a certain person on here: "it will be epic!" not to bothered about the Scots qualifying this time,i dont think they can beat the Dutch or finish as one of the top runner's up but be nice to see one,maybe both,of the Irish teams in South Africa next year,that Trap O'Tony fellow has done a pretty good job so far :-] I do think the Scots have a fair chance against the Dutch since they played utterly rubbish in the friendly match against Japan last Saturday. Even before this against England 'our' team was playing below average. |
Mr.Jingles 08.09.2009 12:09 |
Raf wrote: Wow, I just noticed I posted that during the game's break and never came back to update it. :P 3 - 1 Haha. Has anyone presented Maradona with a resignation letter? Seriously, the Argentines should have given Marcelo Bielsa his old job back. He's one inch short from qualifying Chile. |
L-R-TIGER1994 08.09.2009 12:22 |
Árgentina has the worst team in years!they are just a bunch of fucking millionaires that cares for nothing!Messi screw you!why don't you go to play to Spain you piece of turd! and Raf vai-te foder paneleiro chupa-me a picha filho da puta! |
L-R-TIGER1994 08.09.2009 12:57 |
And Argentina doesn't care too much for England,Brazil is his eternal rival,so British people should care more for Scotland instead,Argentina-England rivalry started in the 80's while Argentina-Brazil is nearly 100 years old. |
Holly2003 08.09.2009 13:17 |
L-R-TIGER1994 wrote: And Argentina doesn't care too much for England,Brazil is his eternal rival,so British people should care more for Scotland instead,Argentina-England rivalry started in the 80's while Argentina-Brazil is nearly 100 years old. "so British people should care more for Scotland instead" Stop talking bollocks please. |
Yara 08.09.2009 17:11 |
Only Brazil has, literally speaking, the Chewbacca’s defense. It’s our O.J Simpson card. Human beings can’t get any uglier than the specimens playing for the Brazilian squad, and none of the Ronaldos have been used yet. The younger one can actually scare the grass off the field. I can fancy the grass trembling and running out of the stadium and crying for help. Brazil has won a lot of matches using this trick: Ronaldinho shows up, everybody freezes, Brazil scores some goals, and then Ronaldinho goes away to the bench pretending he’s tired and the match resumes within two minutes of the end. Dr. Brian May has been giving us a hand ever since he heard the Brazilian audience singing "Love Of My Life" in an archaic English dialect, now lost. He’s thinking about releasing a book about this mysterious lost language with a DVD of the Rock in Rio gig featuring comments on Freddie’s shoes for the first time ever. Whenever there’s any charge against us, he comes up and explains how space-time contracts for other squads to the point of absolute rest whereas it expands for Brazil as a natural result of Ronaldinho’s cosmic ugliness, thus enabling the Brazilian squad to take as long as it needs to score as many goals as necessary. Strangely, however, it’s not known why this tactic doesn’t work against France. Though sociology can easily explain this exception: French alternative culture promotes any nation displaying a GDP per capita only a few decimals larger than Sierra Leone’s provided its population isn’t white and rejoices in different habits as decapitation and cannibalism, though other kinds of cultural manifestations of the "otherness" are allowed: hurling babies in the river or throwing corpses to alligators as a way of concealing evidence of acts which the Western Imperialist way of thinking regards as, quote and quote, "crime", a very simplistic notion. |
Mr Mercury 08.09.2009 18:33 |
Yara wrote: Only Brazil has, literally speaking, the Chewbacca’s defense. It’s our O.J Simpson card. Human beings can’t get any uglier than the specimens playing for the Brazilian squad, and none of the Ronaldos have been used yet. The younger one can actually scare the grass off the field. I can fancy the grass trembling and running out of the stadium and crying for help. Brazil has won a lot of matches using this trick: Ronaldinho shows up, everybody freezes, Brazil scores some goals, and then Ronaldinho goes away to the bench pretending he’s tired and the match resumes within two minutes of the end. Thats got to be the funniest description of the Brazil squad I have read in a while. Thanks Yara!! lol That said though, there is a few Chewbacca's in the Scottish squad as well - Scott Brown for a start. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 08.09.2009 19:28 |
Mr Mercury wrote:Yara wrote: Only Brazil has, literally speaking, the Chewbacca’s defense. It’s our O.J Simpson card. Human beings can’t get any uglier than the specimens playing for the Brazilian squad, and none of the Ronaldos have been used yet. The younger one can actually scare the grass off the field. I can fancy the grass trembling and running out of the stadium and crying for help. Brazil has won a lot of matches using this trick: Ronaldinho shows up, everybody freezes, Brazil scores some goals, and then Ronaldinho goes away to the bench pretending he’s tired and the match resumes within two minutes of the end.Thats got to be the funniest description of the Brazil squad I have read in a while. Thanks Yara!! lol That said though, there is a few Chewbacca's in the Scottish squad as well - Scott Brown for a start. when it comes to ugly footballers i got 2 words for you.. Wayne Rooney! [although i wouldnt say it to his face] |
Mr Mercury 08.09.2009 20:07 |
Our second in command, a certain Englishman called Terry Butcher, isnt exactly an oil painting either..... and neither is George "soon to be unemployed" Burley..... |
Raf 08.09.2009 23:07 |
L-R-TIGER1994 wrote: Árgentina has the worst team in years!they are just a bunch of fucking millionaires that cares for nothing!Messi screw you!why don't you go to play to Spain you piece of turd! and Raf vai-te foder paneleiro chupa-me a picha filho da puta!As polite as talented for sports. |
Yara 09.09.2009 00:05 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:Mr Mercury wrote:when it comes to ugly footballers i got 2 words for you.. Wayne Rooney! [although i wouldnt say it to his face]Yara wrote: Only Brazil has, literally speaking, the Chewbacca’s defense. It’s our O.J Simpson card. Human beings can’t get any uglier than the specimens playing for the Brazilian squad, and none of the Ronaldos have been used yet. The younger one can actually scare the grass off the field. I can fancy the grass trembling and running out of the stadium and crying for help. Brazil has won a lot of matches using this trick: Ronaldinho shows up, everybody freezes, Brazil scores some goals, and then Ronaldinho goes away to the bench pretending he’s tired and the match resumes within two minutes of the end.Thats got to be the funniest description of the Brazil squad I have read in a while. Thanks Yara!! lol That said though, there is a few Chewbacca's in the Scottish squad as well - Scott Brown for a start. I won’t say the guy doesn’t command respect. But while you need two words to do the magic, we do the trick with just one, and in the diminutive: "Ronaldinho". It’s a lot of ugliness concentrated in a single name in the diminutive - I don’t even need to say what would happen if we started using the name in its original form only: Ronaldo. We’d win the championship by W.O. You’ve got two words for me. I’ve got one for you in the diminutive expressing the same, or arguably a larger, amount of ugliness. We’re more efficient. |
The Mir@cle 09.09.2009 07:17 |
I'm going to watch Scotland - The Netherlands tonight.... relaxed, because we're already qualified! :-) |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 09.09.2009 07:21 |
i wonder if the Crozillian named Eduardo will get a penalty tonight at Wembley? my money is on a resounding "no" :-] |
Holly2003 09.09.2009 08:07 |
Sorry my Scottish chums, but I'll be cheering for the Netherlands tonight. If Northern Ireland finish in second place in our group, it works out best for us if the Scots get stuffed. |
Mr Mercury 09.09.2009 11:46 |
Thats alright Holly. We will be cheering on the English for the exact same reason, though rivalries will resume after the English have won. Unless of course the diving cheating Brazilian born croat lives up to his reputation. |
Ms. Rebel 09.09.2009 13:56 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: i wonder if the Crozillian named Eduardo will get a penalty tonight at Wembley? my money is on a resounding "no" :-] He's Croatian. ;P PREPARE YOURSELF FOR A EPIC VICTORY! XD |
Rick 09.09.2009 16:43 |
Elia _O_ End of message. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 09.09.2009 16:56 |
Ms. Rebel wrote:i did ,5-1 to England was indeed very 'EPIC' :-]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: i wonder if the Crozillian named Eduardo will get a penalty tonight at Wembley? my money is on a resounding "no" :-]He's Croatian. ;P PREPARE YOURSELF FOR A EPIC VICTORY! XD now all i have to do is make friends with someone going to South Africa next Summer so they can bring me back a Pygmy :-] |
Mr Mercury 09.09.2009 17:14 |
Rick wrote: Elia _O_ End of message. Im surprised it was only one nil you lot won. Oh well..... back to supporting anyone else other than England...... again. :P |
ParisNair 10.09.2009 03:36 |
I cry for you Argentina. |
Raf 10.09.2009 06:33 |
ParisNair wrote: I cry for you Argentina.I actually had more fun hearing about Paraguay vs Argentina than watching Brazil vs Chile. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 10.09.2009 07:12 |
Mr Mercury wrote:what you buggers gonna be like next summer when we win it then? :-]Rick wrote: Elia _O_ End of message.Im surprised it was only one nil you lot won. Oh well..... back to supporting anyone else other than England...... again. :P |
Mr Mercury 10.09.2009 07:33 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: what you buggers gonna be like next summer when we win it then? :-] We'll be asking who the hell England are or wondering where the hell Maradonna is or wondering why you never got to beat the Germans in a penalty shoot out :P Meanwhile the Tartan army will be wondering where the hell their passports are and why they are out of date :) |
Mr.Jingles 10.09.2009 08:56 |
Argentina will still qualify (barely, but will). Yet, they will do much better in the World Cup that expected. Hyped teams never win World Cups, and many of them disappoint on their performance. It happened with Holland 1990, Colombia in 1994, Spain in 1998, and France, Argentina, and Portugal in 2002. There's too much praise from the press for favorite teams, and many of them allow it to get their heads thinking it will be easy to reach the final. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 10.09.2009 09:29 |
Mr.Jingles wrote: Argentina will still qualify (barely, but will). Yet, they will do much better in the World Cup that expected. Hyped teams never win World Cups, and many of them disappoint on their performance. It happened with Holland 1990, Colombia in 1994, Spain in 1998, and France, Argentina, and Portugal in 2002. There's too much praise from the press for favorite teams, and many of them allow it to get their heads thinking it will be easy to reach the final. if you want praise from the press you should be in England this morning,you'd think we'd already won it! [only 10 months until we do,mind] :-] Francis Ford Capello and the boys will be parading around Trafalgar Square next July with the trophy raised,mark my words! :-D |
L-R-TIGER1994 10.09.2009 14:45 |
Mr.Jingles wrote:
Argentina will still qualify (barely, but will).
Yet, they will do much better in the World Cup that expected.
I would like to believe it but I don't really think so,have you seen the match?Argentina has the worst team in decades,just a bunch of losers with no coach heading for disaster.And there's no much support for this losers,somebody threw a shoe to the motherfucker Messi at the Buenos Aires airport. |
Yara 10.09.2009 15:32 |
Messi plays very well, though. Very well. It’s just that they isolate the guy and he has to do everything on his own - and he does a lot. In that match against Brazil, he’d skilfully own some two or three Brazilian players but then there was no one he could pass the ball to. He gave his blood in that match, he ran like hell and did all he could, but the squad didn’t help. I think he’s a good player. ------- Anyway, bring them on! Any squad! I usually cheer for any country playing against Brazil. I rooted for Argentina, it’s serious. CHEATING, OFFENSIVELY UGLY CORRUPT SQUAD - that’s the Brazilian team. That is, a micro-cosmos of the country. People are saying that Brazilians are specializing in hurling babies as faraway as possible. If 2016 Olympics are in Rio, mothers from all the world will be summoned to try to qualify for this new modality. And why we always have to be so ashamedly shameful in our relationship with Italians? Italians are rightly baffled and outraged by the Brazilian mother who threw her baby into the river. Here it’s quite usual and people often find babies abandoned in trash cans or on the banks of filthy rivers. But Italians, how can I put it?, are not used anymore to this kind of savage behavior. Brazil makes the news. What is it about? 90 % of chance of being the result of some fraud or vulgar remark. 10 % of chance of it being related to the outright offensive UGLINESS of the Brazilian squad - what’s that? The ugliness of the Brazilian players is an humanitarian issue already. The guy does look like the Predator. I mean, it must be the first human being who looks like the Predator. First time I saw the guy I actually thought it was a costume. Which is weird because the Brazilian people in general are not ugly. Me, for instance, such a hottie. But it’s a problem with soccer players. |
Mr.Jingles 10.09.2009 18:53 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:Mr.Jingles wrote: Argentina will still qualify (barely, but will). Yet, they will do much better in the World Cup that expected. Hyped teams never win World Cups, and many of them disappoint on their performance. It happened with Holland 1990, Colombia in 1994, Spain in 1998, and France, Argentina, and Portugal in 2002. There's too much praise from the press for favorite teams, and many of them allow it to get their heads thinking it will be easy to reach the final.if you want praise from the press you should be in England this morning,you'd think we'd already won it! [only 10 months until we do,mind] :-] Francis Ford Capello and the boys will be parading around Trafalgar Square next July with the trophy raised,mark my words! :-D Gotta love the press. They are either building a shrine for teams, or throwing them in a puddle of mud. There's no middle ground. Apparently because constructive criticism doesn't sell well. |
***Marial-B*** 10.09.2009 19:04 |
Viva Venezuela!!!! Viva España!!!!! |
ParisNair 18.10.2009 05:02 |
So as it turns out, Argentina have made it to SA. But I'm not sure if Maradona shud be going. |