Fone Bone 28.08.2009 05:53 |
I was there, I heard it all !!!! Brian : OK, kid, you're here because we're considering the possibility of enlisting you as our new lead singer. Rog : Singer of Queen, I bet your manager never dreamed of this when he signed you up for AI,eh ? Adam : Wow, guys, Brion, Robert, that's such an honour, Dancing Queen is so my favourite song! Brian : Erm, yes, well, you see, we thought of you because our previous singer ... Adam : Freddie Mercury? Brian : No, Paul Rodgers Adam : Who's Paul Rodgers ? Brian : Anyway, he failed to recognize me as the sole creative dynamo of our venture, just as I was the strongest creative force in Queen even when Freddie was alive, you know ? Adam : Oh Sure Brion, Bohemian Rhapsody, man, what a song, only you could write a song that good ! Brian : Yeah, well, what about Prophet's Song, don't you think it's better than Bo Rhap ? Adam : The Prophet's song, you mean from the Ten Commandments, the musical I did a few years back ? Roger : You know Brian, a song I'd like to play on the next tour, Don't Stop Me Now ! Adam : We're gonna cover McFly ? You know, my manager said that it would be best to stop doing too many covers after AI ... Brian : Anyway, I was saying, our previous singer, PAUL RODGERS, was a bit difficult ... Roger : Oh stop it Bri. The kid was Paula frigging Abdul's b****, don't you think he's gonna do as QUEEN told him ? Adam : Yeah, sure. And I was wondering, will Queen's legendary bass player, er, Jim Beacon, join us ? Brian : He felt it was shameful to collaborate with Robbie Williams and he didn't answer his phone when we offererd him to work with the lead singer of Free, so he probably won't have anything to do with you. Adam : Oh Roger : He wrote a letter, though, asking us to keep on playing Another One Bites The Dust and I Want To Break Free. He said he needed the royalties to keep on giving charity money to destitute girls on friday nights. Girls who can't even afford to dress properly he said. He was also adamant that we should include You're My Best Friend on our new Absolutely Best Of Greatest Stone Cold Classics or whatever. Brian : Yeah, he's pushing it. It's not as if us two had managed to slip in Who Wants To Live Forever and These Are The Days Of Our Lives, eh ? Adam : So guys, dear members of the jury, did I pass the audition ? Will I get to sing Bohemian Rhapsody? Brian : No way : there's only one guy who can pull this one off : Holo-Freddie ! |
dragon-fly 28.08.2009 06:32 |
Ouch, I love it! Jim Beacon! [img=/images/smiley/msn/teeth_smile.gif][/img] |
thomasquinn 32989 28.08.2009 06:55 |
Actually, Brian might be considering a holographic Freddie. That way, he would have no ego at all to clash with his (providing he throws Roger some food once every 20 minutes to keep him happy). Plus, you don't have to pay a hologram. |
cacatua 28.08.2009 11:06 |
ThomasQuinn wrote: Actually, Brian might be considering a holographic Freddie. That way, he would have no ego at all to clash with his (providing he throws Roger some food once every 20 minutes to keep him happy). Plus, you don't have to pay a hologram. Serious discussion? Hmmmmmm But seriously, isn't it a bit dusturbing to see Roger getting so rotund? There wasn't much to him when he was younger, so there's not a lot of framework under that accumulated weight. He's looking like a Sheer Heart Attack waiting to happen! |
mike hunt 28.08.2009 11:12 |
cacatua wrote:ThomasQuinn wrote: Actually, Brian might be considering a holographic Freddie. That way, he would have no ego at all to clash with his (providing he throws Roger some food once every 20 minutes to keep him happy). Plus, you don't have to pay a hologram.Serious discussion? Hmmmmmm But seriously, isn't it a bit dusturbing to see Roger getting so rotund? There wasn't much to him when he was younger, so there's not a lot of framework under that accumulated weight. He's looking like a Sheer Heart Attack waiting to happen! roger isn't so heavy for a 60 year old man. Why do people think rock stars arn't suppose to age?....john lost a few hairs, roger gained a few pounds, it happens to us all. i'm only 38 and the gray hair is getting grayer by the day. |
cacatua 28.08.2009 11:24 |
mike hunt wrote:cacatua wrote:roger isn't so heavy for a 60 year old man. Why do people think rock stars arn't suppose to age?....john lost a few hairs, roger gained a few pounds, it happens to us all. i'm only 38 and the gray hair is getting grayer by the day.ThomasQuinn wrote: Actually, Brian might be considering a holographic Freddie. That way, he would have no ego at all to clash with his (providing he throws Roger some food once every 20 minutes to keep him happy). Plus, you don't have to pay a hologram.Serious discussion? Hmmmmmm But seriously, isn't it a bit dusturbing to see Roger getting so rotund? There wasn't much to him when he was younger, so there's not a lot of framework under that accumulated weight. He's looking like a Sheer Heart Attack waiting to happen! Roger isn't so heavy for a 60 year old man? That's a pretty broad generalization! I'm 59 and fighting to get weight off because with it comes higher blood pressure (and drugs to control it), a greater chance of developing diabetes, not to mention it being hard on your knees in particular to haul it around. Then there is the general inflammation of one's blood vessels due to unhealthy eating that leads up to strokes and heart attacks. But then at 38 you are just a pup yet. You have all this stuff yet to look forward to. |
Sebastian 28.08.2009 11:33 |
The phone rings, Steve Vai picks it: Steve: Hello? Dr May: Hi Steve, it's Brian here. Steve: Hey Brian! Dr May: Thanks for the lovely things you wrote about me, you're gr8! Steve: BTW, there's this project I'm thinking about, and I want to include you Dr May: No... sorry, I'm busy with an American Idol loser (of course I'll choose him over you). Steve: Oh... well, would you care to join Joe and myself on the next G3? Brian: Maybe... if I'm not producing the Black Eyed Peas! Steve: Ok then... would you visit me next time you're in Los Angeles? Brian: I can't - I've got a kissing session with Meat Loaf. Steve: Sure... thanks for the call anyway. Brian: Steve, I've got to go now: I heard the Jonas Brothers and now became their #1 fan. |
dragon-fly 28.08.2009 11:36 |
mike hunt wrote:cacatua wrote:roger isn't so heavy for a 60 year old man. Why do people think rock stars arn't suppose to age?....john lost a few hairs, roger gained a few pounds, it happens to us all. i'm only 38 and the gray hair is getting grayer by the day.ThomasQuinn wrote: Actually, Brian might be considering a holographic Freddie. That way, he would have no ego at all to clash with his (providing he throws Roger some food once every 20 minutes to keep him happy). Plus, you don't have to pay a hologram.Serious discussion? Hmmmmmm But seriously, isn't it a bit dusturbing to see Roger getting so rotund? There wasn't much to him when he was younger, so there's not a lot of framework under that accumulated weight. He's looking like a Sheer Heart Attack waiting to happen! You didn't mention Brian- getting shorter??? :D |
catqueen 28.08.2009 14:53 |
I love it Fone Bone!!!!! Thank you! And yes, Roger is looking a little well fed. Its funny, when they were young Roger was so incredibly, unbelievably, indescribably gorgeous and Brian wasn't hugely impressive to look at, ok, but not when he stood next to Roger and Freddie (imo - and i love Brian to bits) but Brian aged so much better. Brian is a good looking 60+ yr old, whereas Roger didn't age nearly as well. I guess that was Brian's revenge for Roger being so gorgeous and getting so much attention when they were younger! |
erick mckay 28.08.2009 16:04 |
Fone Bone wrote: I was there, I heard it all !!!! Brian : OK, kid, you're here because we're considering the possibility of enlisting you as our new lead singer. Rog : Singer of Queen, I bet your manager never dreamed of this when he signed you up for AI,eh ? Adam : Wow, guys, Brion, Robert, that's such an honour, Dancing Queen is so my favourite song! Brian : Erm, yes, well, you see, we thought of you because our previous singer ... Adam : Freddie Mercury? Brian : No, Paul Rodgers Adam : Who's Paul Rodgers ? Brian : Anyway, he failed to recognize me as the sole creative dynamo of our venture, just as I was the strongest creative force in Queen even when Freddie was alive, you know ? Adam : Oh Sure Brion, Bohemian Rhapsody, man, what a song, only you could write a song that good ! Brian : Yeah, well, what about Prophet's Song, don't you think it's better than Bo Rhap ? Adam : The Prophet's song, you mean from the Ten Commandments, the musical I did a few years back ? Roger : You know Brian, a song I'd like to play on the next tour, Don't Stop Me Now ! Adam : We're gonna cover McFly ? You know, my manager said that it would be best to stop doing too many covers after AI ... Brian : Anyway, I was saying, our previous singer, PAUL RODGERS, was a bit difficult ... Roger : Oh stop it Bri. The kid was Paula frigging Abdul's b****, don't you think he's gonna do as QUEEN told him ? Adam : Yeah, sure. And I was wondering, will Queen's legendary bass player, er, Jim Beacon, join us ? Brian : He felt it was shameful to collaborate with Robbie Williams and he didn't answer his phone when we offererd him to work with the lead singer of Free, so he probably won't have anything to do with you. Adam : Oh Roger : He wrote a letter, though, asking us to keep on playing Another One Bites The Dust and I Want To Break Free. He said he needed the royalties to keep on giving charity money to destitute girls on friday nights. Girls who can't even afford to dress properly he said. He was also adamant that we should include You're My Best Friend on our new Absolutely Best Of Greatest Stone Cold Classics or whatever. Brian : Yeah, he's pushing it. It's not as if us two had managed to slip in Who Wants To Live Forever and These Are The Days Of Our Lives, eh ? Adam : So guys, dear members of the jury, did I pass the audition ? Will I get to sing Bohemian Rhapsody? Brian : No way : there's only one guy who can pull this one off : Holo-Freddie ! Fone Bone? Why did you do it? you used me in essence because you did read my **version** and stole somehow my idea. Let me tell you, I will pay your ticket if you come October 31st to West Hollywood and before Adam starts his singing with KISS FM you go and make fun of him and you do the singing. You can't demolish a star just because he is GAY. Don't be a homophobic and don't try to be Simon either, and most important, do not try to write for comedians because you will starve to death. Hugs from PAPI CHULO. |
Queen On Ice 28.08.2009 16:06 |
Funny how roger taylor ended up looking so similiar to how david essex looks now - considering they were both massive heartthrobs in the 70s - one blond and one dark... If i could post a link to pics I would, but it confuses me. |
erick mckay 28.08.2009 16:09 |
dragon-fly wrote: Ouch, I love it! Jim Beacon! [img=/images/smiley/msn/teeth_smile.gif][/img] Ouch? come on Dragon Fly, we know you like to dance to village people,sylvester,patrick cowley,Dan Hartman music. Remember you are the **Freaky dragon from the movie Shrek**. Deep inside yourself you want to be like Adam, don't you? |
Queen On Ice 28.08.2009 16:15 |
I think you want to be deep inside Adam, don't you? |
dragon-fly 28.08.2009 16:31 |
erick, I even wasn't talking to you! I just liked this story and answered to the author. It seems you are too much excited about that movie, but it has no connection with me. What is very obvious, except for you of course! Queen On Ice- well said! |
erick mckay 28.08.2009 16:33 |
Queen On Ice wrote: I think you want to be deep inside Adam, don't you? Well.................................I see you instead of behave like a lady always got to the wrong ethic's side. Look I like Adam, he has more talent than anybody else, including that member of your family that thinks she is a singer. Deep inside? No, I like women, have you tried instead of shooting poisined darts at guys talking to them and trying dating them? Try a man, you may change your mind and find true happyness. Love you |
erick mckay 28.08.2009 16:37 |
dragon-fly wrote: erick, I even wasn't talking to you! I just liked this story and answered to the author. It seems you are too much excited about that movie, but it has no connection with me. What is very obvious, except for you of course! Queen On Ice- well said! You know Dragon Fly? I think I made a mistake with you, I apologize. Now Queen on ice? that's a different issue................she needs lots of TLC She is a lonely woman that due to her shyness has not yet dated a real human . I will be knocking on her door with an army of two hundred thousand. |
Queen On Ice 28.08.2009 16:37 |
erick mckay wrote:Queen On Ice wrote: I think you want to be deep inside Adam, don't you?Well.................................I see you instead of behave like a lady always got to the wrong ethic's side. Look I like Adam, he has more talent than anybody else, including that member of your family that thinks she is a singer. Deep inside? No, I like women, have you tried instead of shooting poisined darts at guys talking to them and trying dating them? Try a man, you may change your mind and find true happyness. Love you Why exactly would I want to behave like a lady? I am very much a man. HAHAHA you are the saddest thing on this whole site. |
david (galashiels) 28.08.2009 18:48 |
was john not in switzerland then?. |
erick mckay 28.08.2009 18:55 |
NO,John was shot in New York by that looney Chapman,. |
Crazy LittleThing 29.08.2009 14:58 |
It is apparent that we need the real story. Paging fatty . . . |