If you pretend to be a little girl in order to engage someone in sexual conversations, it is still considered to be "grooming" and could get you into a lot of trouble. Don't do it again!
fatty,
Haven't you watched Dateline NBC with Chris Matthews yet?
(Whew!) It could have happened to YOU!!!!
{CUT TO EXPENSIVE LOOKING LIVING ROOM, IN WALKS FATTY DRESSED AS A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL CARRYING A LAUNDRY BASKET}
A seedy-looking, depressed young man walks up the stairs.
fatty: Hi, I was just thinking maybe you wouldn't show up.
jake-in-disguise: No, sugar, I just had to find a place to park my Big Rig. Have you ever seen an 18-wheeler up close?
fatty: Ha ha. (LOL) I have to go get some clothes out of the dryer. I made you some lemonade, make yourself at home.
{EXIT FATTY}
{ENTER CHRIS MATTHEWS}
Chris Matthews: How are you doing tonight? What's going on?
jake-in-disguise: Umm, fine. Uh, who are you?
I think we all know what happens next...