| Bigfish 11.06.2009 05:11 |
There was a salesman in America traveling through Arizona one day in his car when he noticed a sign at the side of the road. The sign said; BIG CHIEF SITTING HAWK - THE MAN WITH THE BEST MEMORY IN THE WORLD - COME AND TEST HIS MEMORY FOR ONE DOLLAR. A little bored and with no pressing engagements the guy decides to give it a go. He parks his car, pays the dollar, enters the tepee and sits down opposite the big crusty old Chief. "OK chief" he says "err..what did you have for breakfast on the 13th of April, 1955" ? The Big Old Chief stares into the distances and after a while says; "Eggs" The salesman is a little disappointed at this. After all he could have had eggs for breakfast every day of his life so, a little disappointed too that he couldn't think of a more interesting question, the salesman ups and leaves, carries on his way and thinks nothing more of it. A few years later, the guy is still a traveling salesman and while traveling much the same route he comes across the sign again. BIG CHIEF SITTING HAWK etc .etc, The guy recalls the first occasion and decides to stop once more. This time determined to ask something more interesting. By this time the salesman has learnt a few Indian customs so he enters the tepee sits down opposite the Chief and says; "HOW" The Chief replies; "Scrambled". |
| john bodega 11.06.2009 06:01 |
He didn't pay the second time. Asshole salesmen... |
| i-Fred 11.06.2009 06:37 |
boring |
| pg 11.06.2009 07:25 |
:-)))))))))))))))))))) ....'HOW' sitting sweetheart hawk !! thank you :-)))))))))))) now I'll ride my bicycle through the plains....hope I find you. :-)))))) |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 11.06.2009 08:03 |
reminds me of the old Bobby Heenan joke how do native americans greet each other? "hi,how are you?,hi,how are you?,hi how are you?" *does hand chop movement* |
| john bodega 11.06.2009 08:07 |
This isn't fair, I googled some Indian jokes and I don't get ANY of them. --- A couple of old cowboys (Sam and Bubba) were sitting in a bar having a drink (or two or three), doing what most old cowboys do; complaining about the heat, the cows and their wives. They weren't exactly the brightest guys, and neither were their comments. Every day they said pretty much the same thing. And it always ended in a contest over who had the worst wife. Today though something was different. There was a wise looking elderly Indian Chief sitting at the bar. They decided to ask him to decide, who had the worst wife. The first man (Sam) complained that his wife was always arguing with him. No matter what he said, she always said the opposite. She didn't just say it either, she said it so loud that the neighbors complained. The old Chief listened attentively and then said, "If your wife was Indian, we would name her Fire-Water." Sam asked "Why would you call her Fire-Water?" The Indian Chief replied, "Every time she opens her mouth she breathes fire and your knees turn to water." The second man (Bubba) said "My wife is so bad that we haven't hadn't had physical relations in darn near twenty years." The chief again listened attentively and pronounced Bubba's wife as "Sleeping-Dragon." When Bubba asked why, the chief replied, "If you try to touch her while she is sleeping, she will become a dragon and bite your head off." Sam and Bubba had a good laugh over their wives new names. Then Sam asked, "Okay, them Indian names are pretty cool, but....Who has the worst wife?" The chief replied, "I do." Bubba asked what the chiefs wife name was. The chief replied something along the lines of "Whumpo Havo Noja" Both Sam and Bubba looked very confused, and so the chief explained, "That's my wife's Indian name, it translates in English to "Three-Old-Horses." More puzzled than ever before Bubba asked, "Yeah, but what does it (Three-Old-Horses) mean? The chief sighed, took a sip of his beer and said , "Nag, Nag, Nag." |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 11.06.2009 08:09 |
^she's got to be Cornish |
| catqueen 11.06.2009 11:25 |
Brilliant! |
| Lady Nyx 11.06.2009 12:19 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: reminds me of the old Bobby Heenan joke how do native americans greet each other? "hi,how are you?,hi,how are you?,hi how are you?" *does hand chop movement* XD homer simpson stole that from him then? |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 11.06.2009 16:04 |
Lady Nyx wrote:well,Bobby Heenan was saying this around 1991/1992 when Tatanka was a WWF wrestler..JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: reminds me of the old Bobby Heenan joke how do native americans greet each other? "hi,how are you?,hi,how are you?,hi how are you?" *does hand chop movement*XD homer simpson stole that from him then? |
| Sergei. 11.06.2009 16:44 |
pg wrote: :-)))))))))))))))))))) ....'HOW' sitting sweetheart hawk !! thank you :-)))))))))))) now I'll ride my bicycle through the plains....hope I find you. :-)))))) What in the hell are you talking about? |
| i-Fred 11.06.2009 19:54 |
Sergei. wrote:pg wrote: :-)))))))))))))))))))) ....'HOW' sitting sweetheart hawk !! thank you :-)))))))))))) now I'll ride my bicycle through the plains....hope I find you. :-))))))What in the hell are you talking about? there taking a stab at me..... there part of the "clicky" group. The people who get to gether and form unions against people that they find difficult to mingle with. |
| Bigfish 12.06.2009 04:24 |
Freddies Lunch Box wrote:Hi Fred, Try the Radiohead site - I think you'll lots of like-minded people there to keep you company.Sergei. wrote:there taking a stab at me..... there part of the "clicky" group. The people who get to gether and form unions against people that they find difficult to mingle with.pg wrote: :-)))))))))))))))))))) ....'HOW' sitting sweetheart hawk !! thank you :-)))))))))))) now I'll ride my bicycle through the plains....hope I find you. :-))))))What in the hell are you talking about? |
| pg 12.06.2009 05:54 |
@ Freds Lunch Box : do you really think everything it's only about you !? |
| Bigfish 12.06.2009 06:01 |
Leave the poor lad alone - he's young and sensitive. |
| pg 12.06.2009 06:22 |
Bigfish wrote: Leave the poor lad alone - he's young and sensitive. right :-) |
| YourValentine 13.06.2009 03:29 |
An Indian father and his son go fishing. The son has many questions. "Why is my sister's name Full Moon", he asks - "Because she was conceived under the full moon", answers the father. "Why is my other sister's name Midsummer Night"? asks the boy - "It's because she was conceived in a midsummer night" answers the father. "And why is my brother's name Hail Storm?" - "It's because he was conceived during a hail storm - you really get on my nerves, Busted Rubber." |
| i-Fred 13.06.2009 05:39 |
pg wrote: @ Freds Lunch Box : do you really think everything it's only about you !? Hail no..... but when you comment like that, it appears it's all you seam to believe so....:) |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 13.06.2009 07:13 |
YourValentine wrote: An Indian father and his son go fishing. The son has many questions. "Why is my sister's name Full Moon", he asks - "Because she was conceived under the full moon", answers the father. "Why is my other sister's name Midsummer Night"? asks the boy - "It's because she was conceived in a midsummer night" answers the father. "And why is my brother's name Hail Storm?" - "It's because he was conceived during a hail storm - you really get on my nerves, Busted Rubber."the version i know ends with the name "Squatting Dog" which,ironically is what i call my half-brothers partner :-] |