Bigfish 09.06.2009 07:35 |
I live in Spain and the TV here is pretty poor. Loads of channels but they only seem to show the same three movies in rotation. Cliffhanger, Pretty Woman and Titanic. I've never been a fan of Titanic, let's face it I knew the ending before I saw it but one thing I have noticed having watched it for the 40th time is how fat Kate Winslett is in that movie. Think about it; she must have been the reason the ship went down by the bow. If you want further proof just remember that she and miniature Leonardo headed for the bow as the ship got into distress. Then as the water came up they headed for the stern. Then what happened ? The stern actually broke off and crashed to the water below! Had to be her weight that caused that. |
john bodega 09.06.2009 08:33 |
I realise you're joking but this is my big chance; people who actually thought she was fat in that movie are completely idiotic. She was fuckin' perfect. Folks who think she was fat in that are the same crossed eyed morons who think Megan Fox is sexy. |
i-Fred 09.06.2009 08:54 |
she aint fat..... for as much as she is fat, your young a dumb |
i-Fred 09.06.2009 08:54 |
Zebonka12 wrote: I realise you're joking but this is my big chance; people who actually thought she was fat in that movie are completely idiotic. She was fuckin' perfect. Folks who think she was fat in that are the same crossed eyed morons who think Megan Fox is sexy. Totally agree with you |
Bigfish 09.06.2009 13:51 |
Zebonka12 wrote: I realise you're joking but this is my big chance; people who actually thought she was fat in that movie are completely idiotic. She was fuckin' perfect.Folks who think she was fat in that are the same crossed eyed morons who think Megan Fox is sexy. Who the F is Megan Fox ? I stand by my idiocy it's my best feature. |
Major Tom 09.06.2009 15:17 |
Well I think both Kate AND Megan(in transformers, not now) is hot. *ducks* |
Bigfish 10.06.2009 04:28 |
shemp wrote: she aint fat..... for as much as she is fat, your young a dumb What exactly is "young a dumb" supposed to mean ? That I'm young and dumb ? well excuse me but I certainly am not young. By the way I'm an english teacher - if you ever need any help.. |
Bigfish 10.06.2009 05:28 |
Major Tom wrote: Well I think both Kate AND Megan(in transformers, not now) is hot. *ducks* Transformers ??? Isn't that a kids movie or cartoon or something ? |
i-Fred 10.06.2009 05:35 |
Bigfish wrote:shemp wrote: she aint fat..... for as much as she is fat, your young a dumbWhat exactly is "young a dumb" supposed to mean ? That I'm young and dumb ? well excuse me but I certainly am not young. By the way I'm an english teacher - if you ever need any help.. holly sheep shit...... your a teacher??? and the best post you can come up with is that you think Kate is fat hence why the ship sank???? what about Miss Molly, that new money chick.... now thats fat... I hope your teaching is not as bad as your views and that you just get kids to read from a text book.... I take back you being young and dumb...... its way worse than that |
Bigfish 10.06.2009 05:47 |
shemp wrote:Bigfish wrote:holly sheep shit...... your a teacher??? and the best post you can come up with is that you think Kate is fat hence why the ship sank???? what about Miss Molly, that new money chick.... now thats fat... I hope your teaching is not as bad as your views and that you just get kids to read from a text book.... I take back you being young and dumb...... its way worse than thatshemp wrote: she aint fat..... for as much as she is fat, your young a dumbWhat exactly is "young a dumb" supposed to mean ? That I'm young and dumb ? well excuse me but I certainly am not young. By the way I'm an english teacher - if you ever need any help.. I was going to do the corrections to your last message but there are just too many of them sorry. I think it would probably take you about a year to get to first certificate level. |
pg 10.06.2009 05:52 |
thank you....!!!! long time not so laughing like today..... :-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) gimme more please ...:-))))) |
Bigfish 10.06.2009 05:54 |
FINALLY someone secure enough to "get it". Ha ha - more ? well I'm working on it darling. |
pg 10.06.2009 06:03 |
I am waiting .......sweetheart !!! :-)))))))))))))))))))))) |
john bodega 10.06.2009 06:14 |
Lads, calm the fuck down!!!! I'm sure Bigfish was just being funny, or at least trying to be. |
i-Fred 10.06.2009 06:17 |
Bigfish wrote:shemp wrote:I was going to do the corrections to your last message but there are just too many of them sorry. I think it would probably take you about a year to get to first certificate level.Bigfish wrote:holly sheep shit...... your a teacher??? and the best post you can come up with is that you think Kate is fat hence why the ship sank???? what about Miss Molly, that new money chick.... now thats fat... I hope your teaching is not as bad as your views and that you just get kids to read from a text book.... I take back you being young and dumb...... its way worse than thatshemp wrote: she aint fat..... for as much as she is fat, your young a dumbWhat exactly is "young a dumb" supposed to mean ? That I'm young and dumb ? well excuse me but I certainly am not young. By the way I'm an english teacher - if you ever need any help.. Im not worried, its the kids you teach who should be concerned.... |
i-Fred 10.06.2009 06:18 |
Bigfish wrote: FINALLY someone secure enough to "get it". Ha ha - more ? well I'm working on it darling. secure???? hhhmmm ok..... |
Bigfish 10.06.2009 06:22 |
shemp wrote:Bigfish wrote:Im not worried, its the kids you teach who should be concerned....shemp wrote:I was going to do the corrections to your last message but there are just too many of them sorry. I think it would probably take you about a year to get to first certificate level.Bigfish wrote:holly sheep shit...... your a teacher??? and the best post you can come up with is that you think Kate is fat hence why the ship sank???? what about Miss Molly, that new money chick.... now thats fat... I hope your teaching is not as bad as your views and that you just get kids to read from a text book.... I take back you being young and dumb...... its way worse than thatshemp wrote: she aint fat..... for as much as she is fat, your young a dumbWhat exactly is "young a dumb" supposed to mean ? That I'm young and dumb ? well excuse me but I certainly am not young. By the way I'm an english teacher - if you ever need any help.. Sorry my friend but you've got all sorts of punctuation errors there. Do you not think it might be better to try to communicate in your native language ? |
i-Fred 10.06.2009 06:27 |
Bigfish wrote:shemp wrote:Sorry my friend but you've got all sorts of punctuation errors there. Do you not think it might be better to try to communicate in your native language ?Bigfish wrote:Im not worried, its the kids you teach who should be concerned....shemp wrote:I was going to do the corrections to your last message but there are just too many of them sorry. I think it would probably take you about a year to get to first certificate level.Bigfish wrote:holly sheep shit...... your a teacher??? and the best post you can come up with is that you think Kate is fat hence why the ship sank???? what about Miss Molly, that new money chick.... now thats fat... I hope your teaching is not as bad as your views and that you just get kids to read from a text book.... I take back you being young and dumb...... its way worse than thatshemp wrote: she aint fat..... for as much as she is fat, your young a dumbWhat exactly is "young a dumb" supposed to mean ? That I'm young and dumb ? well excuse me but I certainly am not young. By the way I'm an english teacher - if you ever need any help.. I dont disagree with what your saying..... I am just to far lazy to sit here and type properly..... your not the first person on queenzone to say that. I actually do it on purpose now...... ....so..... there you have it |
Bigfish 10.06.2009 06:33 |
shemp wrote:Bigfish wrote:I dont disagree with what your saying..... I am just to far lazy to sit here and type properly..... your not the first person on queenzone to say that. I actually do it on purpose now...... ....so..... there you have itshemp wrote:Sorry my friend but you've got all sorts of punctuation errors there. Do you not think it might be better to try to communicate in your native language ?Bigfish wrote:Im not worried, its the kids you teach who should be concerned....shemp wrote:I was going to do the corrections to your last message but there are just too many of them sorry. I think it would probably take you about a year to get to first certificate level.Bigfish wrote:holly sheep shit...... your a teacher??? and the best post you can come up with is that you think Kate is fat hence why the ship sank???? what about Miss Molly, that new money chick.... now thats fat... I hope your teaching is not as bad as your views and that you just get kids to read from a text book.... I take back you being young and dumb...... its way worse than thatshemp wrote: she aint fat..... for as much as she is fat, your young a dumbWhat exactly is "young a dumb" supposed to mean ? That I'm young and dumb ? well excuse me but I certainly am not young. By the way I'm an english teacher - if you ever need any help.. You should see some of my mistakes in other posts. Mine are becuatsd of keyboaysd incompetancve... |
i-Fred 10.06.2009 06:35 |
Bigfish wrote:shemp wrote:You should see some of my mistakes in other posts. Mine are becuatsd of keyboaysd incompetancve...Bigfish wrote:I dont disagree with what your saying..... I am just to far lazy to sit here and type properly..... your not the first person on queenzone to say that. I actually do it on purpose now...... ....so..... there you have itshemp wrote:Sorry my friend but you've got all sorts of punctuation errors there. Do you not think it might be better to try to communicate in your native language ?Bigfish wrote:Im not worried, its the kids you teach who should be concerned....shemp wrote:I was going to do the corrections to your last message but there are just too many of them sorry. I think it would probably take you about a year to get to first certificate level.Bigfish wrote:holly sheep shit...... your a teacher??? and the best post you can come up with is that you think Kate is fat hence why the ship sank???? what about Miss Molly, that new money chick.... now thats fat... I hope your teaching is not as bad as your views and that you just get kids to read from a text book.... I take back you being young and dumb...... its way worse than thatshemp wrote: she aint fat..... for as much as she is fat, your young a dumbWhat exactly is "young a dumb" supposed to mean ? That I'm young and dumb ? well excuse me but I certainly am not young. By the way I'm an english teacher - if you ever need any help.. no kidding..... u sure its not stickys keys??? |
«¤~Mrš. BÃD GÛŸ~¤» 10.06.2009 17:13 |
What a stupid topic for a forum. |
Bigfish 11.06.2009 04:24 |
Thanks, it's all my own work by the way. |
i-Fred 11.06.2009 04:55 |
Bigfish wrote: Thanks, it's all my own work by the way. spain must have a great education system..... |
Bigfish 11.06.2009 05:06 |
It has actually. Unfortunately as you can probably guess was educated, if you can call it that, in good old blighty. |
pg 11.06.2009 05:11 |
...I loooove your work ....2 days laughing for me ........ :-))))))))))))))))))))))))))) I read Kate Winslett had enough from the limelight , she will hide. :-)))))))))))))) |
i-Fred 11.06.2009 06:32 |
ahahaha....... your both fuck wits....... but im sure you no that alredy coz ur both fucked in the heade |
Bigfish 11.06.2009 14:06 |
Freddies Lunch Box wrote: ahahaha....... your both fuck wits....... but im sure you no that alredy coz ur both fucked in the heade Have never actually been fucked in the head - but hey, I'm always open to new experiences... |
Bigfish 11.06.2009 14:09 |
pg wrote: ...I loooove your work ....2 days laughing for me ........ :-))))))))))))))))))))))))))) I read Kate Winslett had enough from the limelight , she will hide. :-)))))))))))))) Nobody that big can hide although celuloid doesn't lie and it has to be said that she was actually smaller than the boat (just). |
«¤~Mrš. BÃD GÛŸ~¤» 11.06.2009 14:17 |
Hmmmm...just wondering if your name "Big Fish" has any hidden meaning???? |
pg 11.06.2009 14:27 |
Bigfish wrote:very charming :-)))))))))))))))))))).......don't forget the varicosity and her toupet !!pg wrote: ...I loooove your work ....2 days laughing for me ........ :-))))))))))))))))))))))))))) I read Kate Winslett had enough from the limelight , she will hide. :-))))))))))))))Nobody that big can hide although celuloid doesn't lie and it has to be said that she was actually smaller than the boat (just). |
john bodega 11.06.2009 14:48 |
Christ. |
i-Fred 11.06.2009 18:48 |
Bigfish wrote:Freddies Lunch Box wrote: ahahaha....... your both fuck wits....... but im sure you no that alredy coz ur both fucked in the headeHave never actually been fucked in the head - but hey, I'm always open to new experiences... I am shocked.... For an english teacher your not very bright are you, |
Bigfish 12.06.2009 04:27 |
Freddies Lunch Box wrote:Bigfish wrote:I am shocked.... For an english teacher your not very bright are you,Freddies Lunch Box wrote: ahahaha....... your both fuck wits....... but im sure you no that alredy coz ur both fucked in the headeHave never actually been fucked in the head - but hey, I'm always open to new experiences... Not very bright no - clearly brighter than you though. By the way it's "you're" ie; you are; abbreviated - as opposed to the possessive pro-noun "your". You are yet another example of why under 14's shouldn't be allowed to use this site. |
i-Fred 13.06.2009 05:41 |
.....Bigfish wrote:Freddies Lunch Box wrote:Not very bright no - clearly brighter than you though. By the way it's "you're" ie; you are; abbreviated - as opposed to the possessive pro-noun "your". You are yet another example of why under 14's shouldn't be allowed to use this site.Bigfish wrote:I am shocked.... For an english teacher your not very bright are you,Freddies Lunch Box wrote: ahahaha....... your both fuck wits....... but im sure you no that alredy coz ur both fucked in the headeHave never actually been fucked in the head - but hey, I'm always open to new experiences... I still cant grasp why you fail to see I see i really care about my spelling/grammar |
john bodega 13.06.2009 05:47 |
They said it would never happen. Here we are; the revolution of the Stupids. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 13.06.2009 07:10 |
Zebonka12 wrote: They said it would never happen. Here we are; the revolution of the Stupids. they've got to be from Yorkshire.. |
Bigfish 13.06.2009 08:13 |
Freddies Lunch Box wrote:.....Bigfish wrote:I still cant grasp why you fail to see I see i really care about my spelling/grammarFreddies Lunch Box wrote:Not very bright no - clearly brighter than you though. By the way it's "you're" ie; you are; abbreviated - as opposed to the possessive pro-noun "your". You are yet another example of why under 14's shouldn't be allowed to use this site.Bigfish wrote:I am shocked.... For an english teacher your not very bright are you,Freddies Lunch Box wrote: ahahaha....... your both fuck wits....... but im sure you no that alredy coz ur both fucked in the headeHave never actually been fucked in the head - but hey, I'm always open to new experiences... When you leave school it really will help you. Trust me. |
i-Fred 13.06.2009 08:38 |
Zebonka12 wrote: They said it would never happen. Here we are; the revolution of the Stupids. hahahah..... perth |
john bodega 13.06.2009 09:35 |
Freddies Lunch Box wrote: hahahah..... perthVindication is my favourite song, and you sing it very well. |
i-Fred 13.06.2009 12:38 |
Zebonka12 wrote:Freddies Lunch Box wrote: hahahah..... perthVindication is my favourite song, and you sing it very well. .......any way the wind blows........ |
Bigfish 15.06.2009 07:11 |
«¤~Mrš. BÃD GÛŸ~¤» wrote: Hmmmm...just wondering if your name "Big Fish" has any hidden meaning???? Only that I'm big and I'm a fish. |
«¤~Mrš. BÃD GÛŸ~¤» 15.06.2009 22:02 |
I figured as much FATSO FISH!! Now go back to your swimming hole from which you came and crawl back under the rock from which you live! |
Bigfish 16.06.2009 04:20 |
«¤~Mrš. BÃD GÛŸ~¤» wrote: I figured as much FATSO FISH!! Now go back to your swimming hole from which you came and crawl back under the rock from which you live! Sorry Kate no offence - didn't realise you were on here. How's the diet going by the way ? |
pg 16.06.2009 05:33 |
another day of... :-)))))))))))))))) diet tip: laugh !!! if you laugh, you can't eat ! I've lost 2 kg . [img=/images/smiley/msn/thumbs_up.gif][/img] I would like to lose yet 10 kg please :-))))))))))) |
pg 16.06.2009 08:29 |
PS. : sorry , I've to admit i prefer body's like Jessica Parker, Victoria Beckham or better Twiggy please let it be for me.... 20 kg less, pretty bony !!! Thank you :-)))))))))) |
its_a_hard_life 26994 16.06.2009 15:36 |
pg wrote: PS. : sorry , I've to admit i prefer body's like Jessica Parker, Victoria Beckham or better Twiggy please let it be for me.... 20 kg less, pretty bony !!! Thank you :-)))))))))) O___________O |
«¤~Mrš. BÃD GÛŸ~¤» 22.06.2009 20:37 |
Freddies Lunch Box wrote:Bigfish wrote:holly sheep shit...... your a teacher??? and the best post you can come up with is that you think Kate is fat hence why the ship sank???? what about Miss Molly, that new money chick.... now thats fat... I hope your teaching is not as bad as your views and that you just get kids to read from a text book.... I take back you being young and dumb...... its way worse than thatshemp wrote: she aint fat..... for as much as she is fat, your young a dumbWhat exactly is "young a dumb" supposed to mean ? That I'm young and dumb ? well excuse me but I certainly am not young. By the way I'm an english teacher - if you ever need any help.. Totally agree with you... He must smoke some pretty good crack...along with his fantasies about Kate Winslett being fat and sinking the ship...he thinks he's a teacher too. |
SaveMe09 23.06.2009 05:51 |
THANKS ! :-)))))))) 3 kg less !!! [img=../images/smiley/msn/teeth_smile.gif][/img] |
SaveMe09 23.06.2009 05:59 |
I am pg !!!! not ""Save Me 09 """ Thank you for crack my account !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |