JoxerTheDeityPirate 14.05.2009 18:07 |
we've come to the conclusion here in the penthouse suite that we are gonna go for a skinny dip in the ocean if the UK wins on saturday.. |
Janet 14.05.2009 18:19 |
Nothing sucks like a Kleenex ghost. |
Mr Mercury 14.05.2009 18:27 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:
we've come to the conclusion here in the penthouse suite that we are gonna go for a skinny dip in the ocean if the UK wins on saturday..
I am so sure that the UK wont win this saturday that I will join you in that skinny dip...... Maybe........... Infact I will go for a cornish haircut if they win...... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTks3hc-Ktw Maybe....... Lol |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 14.05.2009 18:31 |
Janet wrote: Nothing sucks like a Kleenex ghost.apart from noo-noo.. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 14.05.2009 18:31 |
Mr Mercury wrote:im hoping that the weather improves or im gonna have 3 Adams Apples!JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: we've come to the conclusion here in the penthouse suite that we are gonna go for a skinny dip in the ocean if the UK wins on saturday..I am so sure that the UK wont win this saturday that I will join you in that skinny dip...... Maybe........... lol |
its_a_hard_life 26994 14.05.2009 18:48 |
I'M GONNA BE DRINKING JACK DANIELS TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!! Weekends RULE. :) |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 14.05.2009 19:53 |
its_a_hard_life wrote: I'M GONNA BE DRINKING JACK DANIELS TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!! Weekends RULE. :) im already ahead of you lol *hic* |
Winter Land Man 15.05.2009 16:46 |
They are on the airplane now. "I only know it's time for body contact, I'd never be satisfied touching you with my eyes, there ain't no doubt, I can't go without, your loving... so come on darling, let me take you for a ride!" |
Rick 15.05.2009 17:52 |
I've just started to read "Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit". Heard some good stories about this particular novel, but so far it is not my cup of tea. |
Mr Mercury 15.05.2009 18:17 |
Rick wrote: I've just started to read "Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit". Heard some good stories about this particular novel, but so far it is not my cup of tea. The 3 part mini series was good. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Oranges-Are-Not-Only-Fruit/dp/B0010TG1U8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1242425732&sr=8-1 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 15.05.2009 18:49 |
Mr Mercury wrote:i remember there was massive uproar in the media over that when it first aired on BBC1 back in the 1980's.which made me want to watch it more,the things teenage boys will do to watch lesbian sex on the telly [i faked measles so i could sleep downstairs and watch the tv] :-pRick wrote: I've just started to read "Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit". Heard some good stories about this particular novel, but so far it is not my cup of tea.The 3 part mini series was good. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Oranges-Are-Not-Only-Fruit/dp/B0010TG1U8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1242425732&sr=8-1 |
Mr Mercury 15.05.2009 19:09 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:Mr Mercury wrote:i remember there was massive uproar in the media over that when it first aired on BBC1 back in the 1980's.which made me want to watch it more,the things teenage boys will do to watch lesbian sex on the telly [i faked measles so i could sleep downstairs and watch the tv] :-pRick wrote: I've just started to read "Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit". Heard some good stories about this particular novel, but so far it is not my cup of tea.The 3 part mini series was good. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Oranges-Are-Not-Only-Fruit/dp/B0010TG1U8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1242425732&sr=8-1 I wasnt quite that bad - I had my own place. and a video recorder...... you can guess the rest lol........ |
Yara 15.05.2009 19:15 |
It's illegal to create this thread without Beata's blessing. If you fail to prove she gave her permission in the next couple of days, you may be impeached and the thread will have to be efaced, Joxer. I'm sorry. It's the law. Yara Queenzone Attorney-General |
Mr Mercury 15.05.2009 20:34 |
Yara wrote: It's illegal to create this thread without Beata's blessing. If you fail to prove she gave her permission in the next couple of days, you may be impeached and the thread will have to be efaced, Joxer. I'm sorry. It's the law. Yara Queenzone Attorney-General Yara, I shall doff my hat and bow to your mighty bosom!!! Thats also the law...... apparently..... hugs!! |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 16.05.2009 06:24 |
Yara wrote: It's illegal to create this thread without Beata's blessing. If you fail to prove she gave her permission in the next couple of days, you may be impeached and the thread will have to be efaced, Joxer. I'm sorry. It's the law. Yara Queenzone Attorney-General im a pirate,i dont follow the law.. :-] but neither do the ones that make them so perhaps i should become a British MP? |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 16.05.2009 06:26 |
Mr Mercury wrote:JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:I wasnt quite that bad - I had my own place. and a video recorder...... you can guess the rest lol........Mr Mercury wrote:i remember there was massive uproar in the media over that when it first aired on BBC1 back in the 1980's.which made me want to watch it more,the things teenage boys will do to watch lesbian sex on the telly [i faked measles so i could sleep downstairs and watch the tv] :-pRick wrote: I've just started to read "Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit". Heard some good stories about this particular novel, but so far it is not my cup of tea.The 3 part mini series was good. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Oranges-Are-Not-Only-Fruit/dp/B0010TG1U8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1242425732&sr=8-1 you're showing your age now dear lol at least you didnt say it was a Betamax video :-] |
its_a_hard_life 26994 16.05.2009 09:22 |
I got SO FUCKING out of my mind last night on pure Gin, white wine, beer, cider and Malibu... Crazy times I tell ya! I've got hilarious videos and pictures as evidence. XD |
Mr Mercury 16.05.2009 09:24 |
Me with a betamax, Joxer? They werent around in the 90's. My dad did have one way back in the late 70's. Cost a small fortune then as well. And dvd recorders, if they were around would have cost a small mortgage lol |
Lady Nyx 16.05.2009 11:07 |
its_a_hard_life wrote: I got SO FUCKING out of my mind last night on pure Gin, white wine, beer, cider and Malibu... Crazy times I tell ya! I've got hilarious videos and pictures as evidence. XD y'know, before spain i could mix drinks like that no problem. now im a pussy :( lol im never havign table wine again. it always tastes like vinegar O.o SO WE DRINKIN WHEN I GET THERE, THEN? :D :D :D |
its_a_hard_life 26994 16.05.2009 12:21 |
Lady Nyx wrote:its_a_hard_life wrote: I got SO FUCKING out of my mind last night on pure Gin, white wine, beer, cider and Malibu... Crazy times I tell ya! I've got hilarious videos and pictures as evidence. XDy'know, before spain i could mix drinks like that no problem. now im a pussy :( lol im never havign table wine again. it always tastes like vinegar O.o SO WE DRINKIN WHEN I GET THERE, THEN? :D :D :D YES WE SHALL! Muwhahwhahwhahaha. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 16.05.2009 12:41 |
Mr Mercury wrote: Me with a betamax, Joxer? They werent around in the 90's. My dad did have one way back in the late 70's. Cost a small fortune then as well. And dvd recorders, if they were around would have cost a small mortgage lol ah,see,when i watched it on tv [in the 1980's] we had a betamax video recorder which had the remote control on a wire connected to the video which meant you had to sit withing 3ft of the tv to watch anything on video! plus there were only 3 tv channels then! |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 16.05.2009 12:42 |
its_a_hard_life wrote:you 2 had better pace yourselves or youre gonna be burnt out before i get there!Lady Nyx wrote:YES WE SHALL! Muwhahwhahwhahaha.its_a_hard_life wrote: I got SO FUCKING out of my mind last night on pure Gin, white wine, beer, cider and Malibu... Crazy times I tell ya! I've got hilarious videos and pictures as evidence. XDy'know, before spain i could mix drinks like that no problem. now im a pussy :( lol im never havign table wine again. it always tastes like vinegar O.o SO WE DRINKIN WHEN I GET THERE, THEN? :D :D :D |
its_a_hard_life 26994 16.05.2009 12:55 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:its_a_hard_life wrote:you 2 had better pace yourselves or youre gonna be burnt out before i get there!Lady Nyx wrote:YES WE SHALL! Muwhahwhahwhahaha.its_a_hard_life wrote: I got SO FUCKING out of my mind last night on pure Gin, white wine, beer, cider and Malibu... Crazy times I tell ya! I've got hilarious videos and pictures as evidence. XDy'know, before spain i could mix drinks like that no problem. now im a pussy :( lol im never havign table wine again. it always tastes like vinegar O.o SO WE DRINKIN WHEN I GET THERE, THEN? :D :D :D HELL TO THE NO!!!!! |
Winter Land Man 16.05.2009 13:17 |
Most of my family is at my uncle's funeral right now, but I didn't want to go. Too depressing. I'm trying to not be depressed and it's working so far. I haven't ate since like Wednesday though. I should probably eat but I'm not hungry, so there's no need. Plus I got my Iced Coffee. Jessica and Gavyn are doing good, she calls me on the phone as I told her if she doesn't give me updates on Gavyn, or where exactly he is at, I'll bring her to court. So far she's agreed to tell me all, but she's at her moms and stepdad's house, and that guy is a pervert. Jessica said she won't leave Gavyn alone with any of them though, and I DO believe her, despite the fact that she is a jerk. She's doing all of this just because after three years, I haven't married her yet. She called me on the phone like four days ago and yelled at me about it. She also said a good boyfriend would fly to California and "rescue" his girlfriend. I told her she's not my girlfriend anymore, and I'm not going to California. There's a cute lady that works at Dunkin Donuts, she might be 24 or 25. She's cute and she flirts with me. I don't have any ambition to flirt back though, because I'm shy when it comes to that. I never ask anyone out and I'm, I just don't act that way... you know? I don't ask anyone out, they have to ask me out. The only person I ever asked out was Jessica, and it took me about two months after she was all ready living with me, haha. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 16.05.2009 13:26 |
its_a_hard_life wrote:JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:HELL TO THE NO!!!!!its_a_hard_life wrote:you 2 had better pace yourselves or youre gonna be burnt out before i get there!Lady Nyx wrote:YES WE SHALL! Muwhahwhahwhahaha.its_a_hard_life wrote: I got SO FUCKING out of my mind last night on pure Gin, white wine, beer, cider and Malibu... Crazy times I tell ya! I've got hilarious videos and pictures as evidence. XDy'know, before spain i could mix drinks like that no problem. now im a pussy :( lol im never havign table wine again. it always tastes like vinegar O.o SO WE DRINKIN WHEN I GET THERE, THEN? :D :D :D you better not have hangovers then! |
Lady Nyx 16.05.2009 13:57 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:its_a_hard_life wrote:you better not have hangovers then!JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:HELL TO THE NO!!!!!its_a_hard_life wrote:you 2 had better pace yourselves or youre gonna be burnt out before i get there!Lady Nyx wrote:YES WE SHALL! Muwhahwhahwhahaha.its_a_hard_life wrote: I got SO FUCKING out of my mind last night on pure Gin, white wine, beer, cider and Malibu... Crazy times I tell ya! I've got hilarious videos and pictures as evidence. XDy'know, before spain i could mix drinks like that no problem. now im a pussy :( lol im never havign table wine again. it always tastes like vinegar O.o SO WE DRINKIN WHEN I GET THERE, THEN? :D :D :D >.> of course not! |
Winter Land Man 16.05.2009 17:12 |
We all join hands! And we all join hands!!!! Here... and now!!! |
Winter Land Man 16.05.2009 19:11 |
I'm doing everything I can to not dwell on all my problems in my life. I've got two months until Jessica and Gavyn come back, or they might not even come back. I'm doing whatever the Hell I want. If I don't want to eat, that's my business. If I want to listen to loud fucking rock music and chain smoke cigarettes, that's my business, too. Not there's. They are worried about me and it's fucking pathetic... I'm completely fine and I'm not depressed. The reason for not eating for so long? I want to lose some fucking weight... big deal. It's not like I'm going to become anorexic or something... I'd never go below 135. I've been working outside lately, and driving around town. When I was with Jessica, she basically had me at home 24/7, I haven't been into the public this much since, God Only Knows! I got quite a while to do whatever the fuck I want, and I'm taking advantage of that... anyone who wouldn't, is a fool. I'm tired of people bothering me and being worried about me. Parents and sisters can be so annoying sometimes! |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 16.05.2009 19:21 |
Lady Nyx wrote:better not lolJoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:>.> of course not!its_a_hard_life wrote:you better not have hangovers then!JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:HELL TO THE NO!!!!!its_a_hard_life wrote:you 2 had better pace yourselves or youre gonna be burnt out before i get there!Lady Nyx wrote:YES WE SHALL! Muwhahwhahwhahaha.its_a_hard_life wrote: I got SO FUCKING out of my mind last night on pure Gin, white wine, beer, cider and Malibu... Crazy times I tell ya! I've got hilarious videos and pictures as evidence. XDy'know, before spain i could mix drinks like that no problem. now im a pussy :( lol im never havign table wine again. it always tastes like vinegar O.o SO WE DRINKIN WHEN I GET THERE, THEN? :D :D :D ive got a 20 yo bottle of whisky put aside for us and the remnants of a bottle of JD just to get us started lol |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 17.05.2009 06:00 |
ive seen it all on here now.. an advert for Wurzels! *sings Combine Harvester to himself* |
Mr Mercury 17.05.2009 06:16 |
Just for you Joxer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb63PdPweDc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkZsTOwCA1c http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zwwqEm5YhQ Enjoy big chap!!! |
its_a_hard_life 26994 17.05.2009 08:17 |
I'M HOME ALONE.... WHICH MEANS I CAN BLAST MY MUSIC TO THE MAX!!!!!!! Starting with........ Metallica! :) |
Lady Nyx 17.05.2009 11:41 |
jox i wish you liked tequila more XD i dont like whiskey :( or vodka....except eristoff black. or ...rum XD |
john bodega 17.05.2009 12:04 |
its_a_hard_life wrote: I'M HOME ALONE.... WHICH MEANS I CAN BLAST MY MUSIC TO THE MAX!!!!!!! Starting with........ Metallica! :)Fuck the neighbours! |
Ms. Rebel 17.05.2009 12:27 |
YES. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 17.05.2009 13:41 |
Lady Nyx wrote: jox i wish you liked tequila more XD i dont like whiskey :( or vodka....except eristoff black. or ...rum XD youre meant to be getting the tequila lol |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 17.05.2009 13:54 |
Mr Mercury wrote: Just for you Joxer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb63PdPweDc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkZsTOwCA1c http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zwwqEm5YhQ Enjoy big chap!!!i put my little red hankie around my neck in honour of these 3 clips :-] "proper job" for the links,as we Cornish say! "i am a cider drinker,i drinkz it all of ze day...ooh arr ooh arr ay" *digs out his Wurzels Greatest Hits cd and goes all rural retro* |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 17.05.2009 14:04 |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK6LkpfZ94s&feature=PlayList&p=1D75953F4AB64D95&index=0 only fair that i give our celtic skirt wearers north of the border a bit of patriotic vigour :-] |
Winter Land Man 17.05.2009 15:56 |
Breakdown Nervous breakdown Anxiety won't leave me alone Down, down, down Falling down Shot down by a nervous breakdown In the crowd as usual, Treading lightly on the floor Praying to God to help me I just can't deal with all of this anymore Breakdown Gonna have a nervous breakdown Trying to find a way to love I'm shut out of every door Hoping someone will help me find a way What am I being punished for? Breakdown I'm going to have a nervous breakdown Lay in my bed, with a dizzy head Breakdown I'm going to have a nervous breakdown Dancing with vertigo, while the chemicals flow Breakdown, breakdown Caught in a nervous breakdown The outside seems painfully bright Under my pillows feels just right Dying of a broken heart, I've had enough No use in getting up if there's no one to love Breakdown I'm going to have a nervous breakdown Lay in my bed, with a dizzy head Breakdown I'm going to have a nervous breakdown Down with vertigo, while the chemicals flow Breakdown, breakdown Caught in a nervous breakdown Somebody save me Save me Save me The anxiety is invading my mind No way this anxiety will treat me kind Save me Save me Somebody save me Breakdown I'm going to have a nervous breakdown Lay in my bed, with a dizzy head Breakdown I'm going to have a nervous breakdown Spinning with vertigo, while the chemicals flow Breakdown, breakdown Caught in a nervous breakdown Breakdown I'm going to have a nervous breakdown Lay in my bed, with a dizzy head Breakdown I'm going to have a nervous breakdown Shaking with vertigo, while the chemicals flow Breakdown, breakdown Caught in a nervous breakdown |
Mr Mercury 17.05.2009 17:05 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK6LkpfZ94s&feature=PlayList&p=1D75953F4AB64D95&index=0 only fair that i give our celtic skirt wearers north of the border a bit of patriotic vigour :-] Aaaaaahhhhhhh those lovely Corries lads!!! Thank you Joxer - a true gent you are!! By the way, the guy on the left is the one who wrote "Flower Of Scotland"....... |
Winter Land Man 17.05.2009 21:31 |
It's just another day while you're out there having a fun time While I'm thinking of you in this cold room of mine 'Life isn't roses' you say as everything goes wrong This is no fairy tale so you fuck off and tell me to 'carry on' Beautiful dreams, sad reality This isn't the way I my life should be Baby, I don't know what to do now I'm lost without you now You're looking into the eyes of the man you're making love to While I'm trying to forget the time when I was there for you And each and every fucking bitter day I just wish I had the guts to step to the edge and fly away Magnificent dreams, truthful reality There's no love in this world for me Baby I don't know what to do now I can't smile now All I can do is lay here and wait to die because it's only you I miss While you've forgotten about me with someone else's kiss I'm being controlled by these prescribed pills Can't stand being manipulated but they're forcing those refills It won't help me forget that you're moving on 'Cause I fall asleep, wake up and I still know that you're gone Beautiful dreams, sad reality I pray to God to free me Baby I don't know what to do now I can't smile now All I can do is lay here and wait to die because it's only you I miss While you've forgotten about me with someone else's kiss You loved me (you fooled me) You fucked me (you used me) You prayed for me (you abused me) Beautiful fantasy, pathetic reality This is the way you torture me Baby I don't know what to do now I can't smile now All I can do is lay here and wait to die because it's only love that I miss While I see all the couples fall in love and kiss No, I don't know what to do now I can't smile now All I can do is lay here and wait to die because it's only you I miss While you've forgotten about me with someone else's kiss You know I can't go on now I can't face life now All I can do is lay here and wait for love because it's only you I miss While you've forgotten about me with someone else's kiss |
Winter Land Man 18.05.2009 20:26 |
I had an appointment with my psychologist today and it went well. We talked about my perception on life, and the way that I am depressed seeing all the anger, hatred, and pain in this world. It all just creates depression. There's no changing it though, no one can relax. Everyone is always rushing, you know? But what are they rushing for? Death... |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 19.05.2009 05:39 |
Mr Mercury wrote:JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK6LkpfZ94s&feature=PlayList&p=1D75953F4AB64D95&index=0 only fair that i give our celtic skirt wearers north of the border a bit of patriotic vigour :-]Aaaaaahhhhhhh those lovely Corries lads!!! Thank you Joxer - a true gent you are!! By the way, the guy on the left is the one who wrote "Flower Of Scotland"....... lol,one of my Scottish harem [from Taggert land,'there's been a murrrrrrrder'] on FB sent me the link,her excuse was that she'd been on 'the lash' all day and wanted to share Scottish culture with me. you'd think i'd get enough Scottish 'culture' here from Fatty wouldnt you? lol |
inu-liger 19.05.2009 06:34 |
Sweet Insanity wrote: Everyone is always rushing, you know? But what are they rushing for? Death... Would you care to be first in line then? I wouldn't mind waiting at the very back of the line :-) |
Mr Mercury 19.05.2009 06:57 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:Mr Mercury wrote:lol,one of my Scottish harem [from Taggert land,'there's been a murrrrrrrder'] on FB sent me the link,her excuse was that she'd been on 'the lash' all day and wanted to share Scottish culture with me. you'd think i'd get enough Scottish 'culture' here from Fatty wouldnt you? lolJoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK6LkpfZ94s&feature=PlayList&p=1D75953F4AB64D95&index=0 only fair that i give our celtic skirt wearers north of the border a bit of patriotic vigour :-]Aaaaaahhhhhhh those lovely Corries lads!!! Thank you Joxer - a true gent you are!! By the way, the guy on the left is the one who wrote "Flower Of Scotland"....... Lol true. But then Scotland is the only place where you can get driven home in an Italian made car, from an Irish pub where you can drink belgian beer, go in your home and sit on Swedish made furniture whilst watching your Japanese made tv and still moan because you have run out of haggis!!! Also, why is it that the Pizza delivery guy arrives faster than an ambulance? And how come everywhere Hercule Poirot, Miss Marple, Taggart, Columbo and Jessica Fletcher go there is never a murder committed on them????? |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 19.05.2009 09:54 |
be grateful you get your pizza delivered here a 'pizza delivery' is when Tesco brings your shopping to your door :-[ there is no such thing as 'pizza hut' or 'dominos' in Cornwall,we just got our first and only KFC 2 years ago [in penzance] and there is only 3 mcdonalds in the entire county [PZ,Hayle and Truro],no Starbucks,Subway or anything like that here,oh and theres only one HMV too if you want a pasty thats a different story though..just dont mention the word 'Ginsters' or you be shot. |
Winter Land Man 19.05.2009 17:48 |
So I get an add request from someone, right? And her name sounds familiar. When I saw the photo of the person, it's this really hot woman in her mid 20s taking a photo of herself in the mirror. What is she doing? She's kneeling down, with her legs wide apart, and she's just wearing a black thong and pink tee shirt. Nice, right? Says she's from Florida... and her status is "Looking for girls to have sex with" and I thought "This must be one of those porn advertisers" but then, I remembered a cousin with that name. So I check one of my older sister's friendslist, and she's on it. Called my sister, asked if that is our cousin, and it is. So it's my cousin with her legs spread like that in the photo. Never thought she'd do anything like that... she's from the conservative side of the family. I left her a photo comment too. I wrote, "I'd reply with a better comment, but sadly, you are my cousin" And I also wrote on her profile "Hey cousin, how are things down south?" It's way hilarious, I can't stop laughing about what she did! |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 20.05.2009 04:20 |
its taking me a long time to get used to this new white background here. its as if someone sneaked in overnight and sandtextured the walls *puts on shades* |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 20.05.2009 10:50 |
i can put the 'shake n vac' away for another year now ive had my penthouse inspection... |
Freya is quietly judging you. 20.05.2009 12:32 |
I read that as "shake n vag". |
Mr Mercury 20.05.2009 13:10 |
Good to see the "Email me when someone replies" box is back!! Need to look my shades now that this place has been brightened up a lot lol |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 20.05.2009 17:22 |
Freya is quietly judging you. wrote: I read that as "shake n vag".*raises eyebrows* the mind boggles lol |
its_a_hard_life 26994 21.05.2009 09:20 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: its taking me a long time to get used to this new white background here.I prefer it this way, actually. |
its_a_hard_life 26994 21.05.2009 09:20 |
I'm going cinema later today! Woohoo. I LOVE POPCORN. ^_____^ |
Lady Nyx 21.05.2009 11:46 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:Lady Nyx wrote: jox i wish you liked tequila more XD i dont like whiskey :( or vodka....except eristoff black. or ...rum XDyoure meant to be getting the tequila lol if i have the time to go thru duty free! O.o |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 22.05.2009 08:21 |
Lady Nyx wrote:JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:if i have the time to go thru duty free! O.oLady Nyx wrote: jox i wish you liked tequila more XD i dont like whiskey :( or vodka....except eristoff black. or ...rum XDyoure meant to be getting the tequila lol go on,let me guess..customs at Gatwick mistook the saffron for cocaine and you're now sharing a cell with former England cricketer Chris Lewis? |
its_a_hard_life 26994 22.05.2009 09:22 |
YAYYAYAYAYAAYAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! STEPH IS AT MY HOUSE NOWWWWWW. YAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYYYY!!!!!!!!! So exciiiiiiiiiiiteddddddd. Lots to do. :) [img=/images/smiley/msn/shades_smile.gif][/img] |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 22.05.2009 10:56 |
its_a_hard_life wrote: YAYYAYAYAYAAYAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!STEPH IS AT MY HOUSE NOWWWWWW. YAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYYYY!!!!!!!!! So exciiiiiiiiiiiteddddddd. Lots to do. :) [img=/images/smiley/msn/shades_smile.gif][/img] reply: cool! so what happened then? lol |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 22.05.2009 12:11 |
gonna walk the 23 seconds to the beach for a pint of Rattler and sunshine.i may be gone a while... "the sun has got his hat on hip hip hip hooray,the sun has got his hat on and he's coming out to play" edit: the tide was in boooooooooooooooo!!!!!! :-[ the pub was full of holiday makers [bank holiday weekend] . bigger BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! beer in fridge :-] yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Mr Mercury 22.05.2009 19:02 |
Make sure you got some Pastys in as well, Joxer. You know how drink always makes you hungry lol!! Btw..... you part of the country has been telly quite a bit the past few morning on gmtv. Mostly been moaning about the state of the water at the beach (The Rock I think it was called) |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 22.05.2009 19:16 |
Mr Mercury wrote: Make sure you got some Pastys in as well, Joxer. You know how drink always makes you hungry lol!! Btw..... you part of the country has been telly quite a bit the past few morning on gmtv. Mostly been moaning about the state of the water at the beach (The Rock I think it was called) ah yes,Rock has been named as one of the worst beaches in the UK.Thankfully its on the North side near Padstow [or PadStein as we call it here] and many miles away from me.These programmes always fail to mention the fact that we also have some of least polluted and the most 'blue ribboned' beaches in the UK,but hey,why let things like that get in the way of a good story lol i indeed did have an 'oggy' to line the stomach before i had a beer,it would of been rude not to ;-] |
catqueen 24.05.2009 07:48 |
Gah, stupid, stupid computor has started randomly crashing when on the internet. Has to be fixed. Again. :( Hope it won't take too long, will be very sad with no email or Queenzone or anything else. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 24.05.2009 13:29 |
someone get me a new corset ive just split this one in 2! Newcastle United! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! |
Winter Land Man 25.05.2009 20:09 |
This is what you want - this is what you get |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 26.05.2009 05:04 |
time to dye the hair a brand new colour edit: i look like Fabio Hilton :-] |
its_a_hard_life 26994 26.05.2009 10:28 |
Bought the new CLASSIC ROCK magazine issue today. YAYNESS. [img=/images/smiley/msn/teeth_smile.gif][/img] |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 26.05.2009 13:49 |
England 2 West Indies 0 bring on the convicts,we want our urn back! |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 27.05.2009 05:07 |
so,ive packed my little rucksack with all the essentials i need [half a gallon of cornish scrumpy,jd,whisky,pasty] for tonights excursion across the vast wilderness and treachorous terrain known as the sleeper train service from Penzance to London Paddington to get my packet of saffron. i may just meet a couple of gorgeous QZ harem members while im there and have a 'Day Of Decadence' in Camden and Hyde Park with them both too. i hope they dont lead me astray, being the shy,retiring and sheltered person i am ;-] |
Ms. Rebel 27.05.2009 13:55 |
.... |
Mr Mercury 27.05.2009 17:14 |
Ms. Rebel wrote: .... .....I agree. |
Yara 28.05.2009 00:26 |
Mr Mercury wrote:Ms. Rebel wrote: .........I agree. Yes. She tackled a very controversial subject and, to my mind, her conclusions are unassailable. ;-)) I miss your posts, Ms. Rebel - I hope you're doing fine. I wish you the best. Take care, Mr. Mercury, and have a wonderful day. :o) Yara |
Winter Land Man 28.05.2009 14:04 |
"You can't tell anyone how you pray to die With a life so typical and sane They don't care if you come to them and cry So you shoot the love into your vein Within a second you no longer feel the pain Drowing in blood Drowing in blood" |
andreas_mercury 28.05.2009 15:12 |
"wah wah i'm a fat emo" |
Winter Land Man 28.05.2009 17:03 |
Moving out everything that Jessica left....... yeah. Cleaning my apartment. Wah wah wah I'm a fat emo who weighs 164 lbs! |
Lexx 28.05.2009 17:27 |
"Would I blow everyone's mind if I ate dessert first?!" |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 29.05.2009 05:27 |
i want my hat back :-[ *sobs* ps,Beata,we had more than drinky in your name yesterday at Hyde Park ;-] right,im off to bed after nearly 48 hours of debauchery,decadence and Gene Simmons' bass guitar :-p cheers,Jesska & Steph that was a day none of us will ever forget [esp if my hat incident at Paddington/Bakerloo Line ends up on the news!] xx |
catqueen 29.05.2009 17:39 |
Yay! I'm back online! |
Winter Land Man 30.05.2009 05:55 |
All right... it's weekend and I'm taking a break from work. SO, my plans? Fucking writing songs. I got my piano back into my apartment, so I can write songs on it once again. I'm excited about it, doll faces. I hung out with Chris and his girlfriend, Casey. Chris is doing better... no more drugs, and he's not a drunk anymore. Casey is like the perfect lady for him. Hopefully he doesn't fuck the relationship up. He's on 5 years of probation for breaking into a lumber yard and then going into the owners house and stealing alcohol. He is only 20, so he's not the age to drink yet, so he got in deep shit. He even went to jail for 20 days. At least he's not on drugs anymore, and I'm glad he's not drinking so much either. I talked to my friend Ryan, I sort of forgot to tell him I moved into a new apartment... ha. It just never crossed my mind to tell him, and he was looking for the street to my old apartment last night, lol. He wants to visit some time. Uncle Pete's friend, Henry, is staying here. I guess he's my friend too. Though he reminds me a lot of my Dad when he says "Go to bed, like normal people. Normal people don't stay up for three days at a time!"... oh well. I was going to go to the bar last night, a gal I know invited me and it was her 21st birthday. But, I decided against it. I don't drink much and I'd of ended up drunk. I only drink vodka or something like that. Didn't want to cause a scene, and chances are, I would of ended up thinking she's a psycho bitch. I always think that about people nowadays. I know I'm a psycho prick, but I don't like psycho's at all... not even myself. I'm trying to stop getting high all the time, but it's hard to stop. I'm just as bad as others because of it. I'm addicted to a drug (not weed), and I know I need to stop fucking around and go to the doctors and get help. I got a counseling appointment Tuesday, and I want to make an appointment at the Health Center to check on my liver. I cleaned my whole apartment and it looks great. I saw Gavyn's first painting hanging on the wall, the first time since Jess took him to California, and I cried seeing it. I talked to her a few hours ago, and this is the convo basically Gavyn: "mum! mum!" Jessica: "Yes, Gavyn?" Gavyn: "Bye bye! Bye bye!" Jessica: "Okay, bye bye, but where are you going?" Gavyn: "Dada's! Dada's!" It's so sad and sweet. I cried just knowing it. She had him leave me a voice mail yesterday morning and it was so sweet and he learns so quickly. I'm very proud of Gavyn. Jessica said she'll be bringing him home soon, within a month, hopefully. Jessica wanted to re-form our relationship, and she was worried about me because of my fucking stupid parents worried about my addictions and the fact that I'm not eating. Jess said I need to stop that, and that she's worried, and that she loves me, and wants to re-form our relationship and start all over. I told her no, because she's hurt me too much. I also told her I can't deal with her yelling all the time, and I said I'm not denying ever going back to her, but for now, I'm doing better as I am. Work work work. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 30.05.2009 06:29 |
come on Everton! off to the beach for an hour though before the footie starts [got to make the use of the 25 degree gorgeous sunshine while it lasts] |
Sergei. 30.05.2009 08:52 |
Sweet Insanity wrote: "You can't tell anyone how you pray to die With a life so typical and sane They don't care if you come to them and cry So you shoot the love into your vein Within a second you no longer feel the pain Drowing in blood Drowing in blood" How does one "drow" in blood? |
StoneColdClassicQueen 30.05.2009 13:37 |
Me and my bf are over for good.... Yeah, he said all this crap about how I "hurt" him. I didn't do shit!!!! Our relationship was fine up until 2 weeks ago! He just suddenly told me to leave him alone. He was so harsh about it too! Then he started telling me I acted like such a bitch. I didn't do anything wrong!!! He blew things way out of proportion after I just let him know nicely that I felt we needed to spend some time alone together because we're always with our friends. I don't know, he's probably insane... I've decided not to hold any grudges against him. It's better that I don't add any more drama into my life. We're still friends. I really don't feel comfortable hugging him though. I was just giving him a handshake when he left yesterday and he got all pissed at me! He was like, "What the hell's up with the handshake??? Just give me a hug!" And then he just grabs me by the waist and hugs me... That was very uncomfortable and unexpected of him since he was the one that basically wanted nothing to do with me during the final days of our relationship. I'm ok right now. I actually felt so happy when I ended it for good! But I'm just worried about him though. He's been acting strange lately with our friends. I will confront him about that later. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 30.05.2009 17:24 |
Susan who? oh the fickle finger of fame ;-p |
Mr Mercury 30.05.2009 19:06 |
Who is Diversity?????????? Stavros flatley should have won |
its_a_hard_life 26994 31.05.2009 04:32 |
I love my new Rolling Stones dog-tag necklace that I got from Madame Tussauds yesterday!!!!!!!!!!!!! [img=/images/smiley/msn/teeth_smile.gif][/img] |
Winter Land Man 31.05.2009 04:59 |
StoneColdClassicQueen wrote: Me and my bf are over for good.... Yeah, he said all this crap about how I "hurt" him. I didn't do shit!!!! Our relationship was fine up until 2 weeks ago! He just suddenly told me to leave him alone. He was so harsh about it too! Then he started telling me I acted like such a bitch. I didn't do anything wrong!!! He blew things way out of proportion after I just let him know nicely that I felt we needed to spend some time alone together because we're always with our friends. I don't know, he's probably insane... I've decided not to hold any grudges against him. It's better that I don't add any more drama into my life. We're still friends. I really don't feel comfortable hugging him though. I was just giving him a handshake when he left yesterday and he got all pissed at me! He was like, "What the hell's up with the handshake??? Just give me a hug!" And then he just grabs me by the waist and hugs me... That was very uncomfortable and unexpected of him since he was the one that basically wanted nothing to do with me during the final days of our relationship. I'm ok right now. I actually felt so happy when I ended it for good! But I'm just worried about him though. He's been acting strange lately with our friends. I will confront him about that later. Relationships are no good. So forget about him. It's nothing but trouble and everyone is psychotic somehow. Take Freddie's advice... do the three F's... "Find 'em, Fuck 'em, and Forget 'em!" |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 31.05.2009 05:00 |
its_a_hard_life wrote: I love my new Rolling Stones dog-tag necklace that I got from Madame Tussauds yesterday!!!!!!!!!!!!! [img=/images/smiley/msn/teeth_smile.gif][/img] i bet it aint like the one you got at Camden,right? loli bet it aint like the one you got at Camden,right? lol |
-fatty- 2850 31.05.2009 06:26 |
Sweet Insanity wrote:StoneColdClassicQueen wrote: Me and my bf are over for good.... Yeah, he said all this crap about how I "hurt" him. I didn't do shit!!!! Our relationship was fine up until 2 weeks ago! He just suddenly told me to leave him alone. He was so harsh about it too! Then he started telling me I acted like such a bitch. I didn't do anything wrong!!! He blew things way out of proportion after I just let him know nicely that I felt we needed to spend some time alone together because we're always with our friends. I don't know, he's probably insane... I've decided not to hold any grudges against him. It's better that I don't add any more drama into my life. We're still friends. I really don't feel comfortable hugging him though. I was just giving him a handshake when he left yesterday and he got all pissed at me! He was like, "What the hell's up with the handshake??? Just give me a hug!" And then he just grabs me by the waist and hugs me... That was very uncomfortable and unexpected of him since he was the one that basically wanted nothing to do with me during the final days of our relationship. I'm ok right now. I actually felt so happy when I ended it for good! But I'm just worried about him though. He's been acting strange lately with our friends. I will confront him about that later.Relationships are no good. So forget about him. It's nothing but trouble and everyone is psychotic somehow. Take Freddie's advice... do the three F's... "Find 'em, Fuck 'em, and Forget 'em!" Jake's definition of the three Fs... Follow 'em, Force yourself on 'em and Frow the body in a lake. fatty. |
Lexx 31.05.2009 08:28 |
I'm somewhat amused at how foreign this forum seems to me now and how many people I can still recognise from a couple of years ago. It's strange. |
Freya is quietly judging you. 31.05.2009 08:30 |
Oooh, it's that silly emo kid! |
Lexx 31.05.2009 08:33 |
Freya is quietly judging you. wrote: Oooh, it's that silly emo kid! Refering to me? ... I wasnt emo when I was on here a few years ago -_- |
Sergei. 31.05.2009 10:59 |
Lexx wrote: I'm somewhat amused at how foreign this forum seems to me now and how many people I can still recognise from a couple of years ago. It's strange. That's what happens. Strangeness happens. I remember you. |
its_a_hard_life 26994 31.05.2009 12:44 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:NAHHH!!!!its_a_hard_life wrote: I love my new Rolling Stones dog-tag necklace that I got from Madame Tussauds yesterday!!!!!!!!!!!!! [img=/images/smiley/msn/teeth_smile.gif][/img] i bet it aint like the one you got at Camden,right? loli bet it aint like the one you got at Camden,right? lol The necklace I got from Camden ROCKS. So does the Rolling Stones one. BUT THEY DON'T LOOK NOTHING LIKE EACH OTHER. XD So yeah, it aint like the one I got while you were here in London with me. :P |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 31.05.2009 13:57 |
its_a_hard_life wrote:i shall give it another week and then i may have to bend your ear and ask a favour from you regarding my hat if they havent sent it to me in the post [give you an excuse to go to Paddington] ;-]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:NAHHH!!!! The necklace I got from Camden ROCKS. So does the Rolling Stones one. BUT THEY DON'T LOOK NOTHING LIKE EACH OTHER. XD So yeah, it aint like the one I got while you were here in London with me. :Pits_a_hard_life wrote: I love my new Rolling Stones dog-tag necklace that I got from Madame Tussauds yesterday!!!!!!!!!!!!! [img=/images/smiley/msn/teeth_smile.gif][/img] i bet it aint like the one you got at Camden,right? loli bet it aint like the one you got at Camden,right? lol |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 01.06.2009 05:39 |
time to dig out the suncream and see if there are any young nubile ladies on the beach that need a 'top-up' |
Winter Land Man 01.06.2009 06:29 |
It's time for the Hammer To Fall! |
Winter Land Man 01.06.2009 07:56 |
"These cloudy skies above Have diminished all wishes for love Every dream falls apart when I wake With all hope, what more can Heaven take? I guess there's no chance for you to save me As I dream away under these cloudy skies above me" |
catqueen 01.06.2009 11:07 |
i shall give it another week and then i may have to bend your ear and ask a favour from you regarding my hat if they havent sent it to me in the post [give you an excuse to go to Paddington] ;-]
I'm getting more and more curious and have finally caved in and have to ask --- what happened to your hat? My computor was in 'hospital' for a while, and now I keep seeing all these references to your hat! :) |
catqueen 01.06.2009 11:08 |
StoneColdClassicQueen wrote: Me and my bf are over for good.... Yeah, he said all this crap about how I "hurt" him. I didn't do shit!!!! Our relationship was fine up until 2 weeks ago! He just suddenly told me to leave him alone. He was so harsh about it too! Then he started telling me I acted like such a bitch. I didn't do anything wrong!!! He blew things way out of proportion after I just let him know nicely that I felt we needed to spend some time alone together because we're always with our friends. I don't know, he's probably insane... I've decided not to hold any grudges against him. It's better that I don't add any more drama into my life. We're still friends. I really don't feel comfortable hugging him though. I was just giving him a handshake when he left yesterday and he got all pissed at me! He was like, "What the hell's up with the handshake??? Just give me a hug!" And then he just grabs me by the waist and hugs me... That was very uncomfortable and unexpected of him since he was the one that basically wanted nothing to do with me during the final days of our relationship. I'm ok right now. I actually felt so happy when I ended it for good! But I'm just worried about him though. He's been acting strange lately with our friends. I will confront him about that later. Aw, that's sad. :( Hope things go better soon. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 01.06.2009 13:36 |
catqueen wrote: i shall give it another week and then i may have to bend your ear and ask a favour from you regarding my hat if they havent sent it to me in the post [give you an excuse to go to Paddington] ;-] I'm getting more and more curious and have finally caved in and have to ask --- what happened to your hat? My computor was in 'hospital' for a while, and now I keep seeing all these references to your hat! :) reply: i brought this wonderful 'Slash' style top hat in Camden when i was with 'its a hard life' and 'lady nyx' last week and i got all the way back to Paddington station at 11pm and a draft from one of the tube trains on the Bakerloo Line blew my hat off my head and onto the line which had to have its electric turned off [and closing down the line] before being retrieved. i didnt have time to wait for the line to be turned off [as i had to get the last train back to Penzance] so i left my details for them to send it to me in the post.If they dont send me it then i may have to bend Jess' ear to do me a favour and pop along to the 'lost property' at Paddington and reclaim it for me.it will also give me another excuse to go to London and reclaim my crown from her sometime later in the year. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 01.06.2009 18:02 |
im the colour of a lobster so it must be June 1st again.. |
Lady Nyx 01.06.2009 22:02 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: so,ive packed my little rucksack with all the essentials i need [half a gallon of cornish scrumpy,jd,whisky,pasty] for tonights excursion across the vast wilderness and treachorous terrain known as the sleeper train service from Penzance to London Paddington to get my packet of saffron. i may just meet a couple of gorgeous QZ harem members while im there and have a 'Day Of Decadence' in Camden and Hyde Park with them both too. i hope they dont lead me astray, being the shy,retiring and sheltered person i am ;-] *busts out laughing* ah ahaha.... ahh... ahahahaha..... *dies* |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 02.06.2009 05:35 |
Lady Nyx wrote:you lead me astray!JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: so,ive packed my little rucksack with all the essentials i need [half a gallon of cornish scrumpy,jd,whisky,pasty] for tonights excursion across the vast wilderness and treachorous terrain known as the sleeper train service from Penzance to London Paddington to get my packet of saffron. i may just meet a couple of gorgeous QZ harem members while im there and have a 'Day Of Decadence' in Camden and Hyde Park with them both too. i hope they dont lead me astray, being the shy,retiring and sheltered person i am ;-]*busts out laughing* ah ahaha.... ahh... ahahahaha..... *dies* i shall never be the same again :-] [and if anyone believes that, they'll believe anything lol] |
@ndy38 02.06.2009 16:09 |
I recieved my results, 2:1 Honours baby! Goodbye Stirling University... |
Lady Nyx 02.06.2009 16:19 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:Lady Nyx wrote:you lead me astray! i shall never be the same again :-] [and if anyone believes that, they'll believe anything lol]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: so,ive packed my little rucksack with all the essentials i need [half a gallon of cornish scrumpy,jd,whisky,pasty] for tonights excursion across the vast wilderness and treachorous terrain known as the sleeper train service from Penzance to London Paddington to get my packet of saffron. i may just meet a couple of gorgeous QZ harem members while im there and have a 'Day Of Decadence' in Camden and Hyde Park with them both too. i hope they dont lead me astray, being the shy,retiring and sheltered person i am ;-]*busts out laughing* ah ahaha.... ahh... ahahahaha..... *dies* right, ive corrupted your virgin min--- AHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA....... i cant keep a straight face XD |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 02.06.2009 17:03 |
Lady Nyx wrote:ROFL!JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:right, ive corrupted your virgin min--- AHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA....... i cant keep a straight face XDLady Nyx wrote:you lead me astray! i shall never be the same again :-] [and if anyone believes that, they'll believe anything lol]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: so,ive packed my little rucksack with all the essentials i need [half a gallon of cornish scrumpy,jd,whisky,pasty] for tonights excursion across the vast wilderness and treachorous terrain known as the sleeper train service from Penzance to London Paddington to get my packet of saffron. i may just meet a couple of gorgeous QZ harem members while im there and have a 'Day Of Decadence' in Camden and Hyde Park with them both too. i hope they dont lead me astray, being the shy,retiring and sheltered person i am ;-]*busts out laughing* ah ahaha.... ahh... ahahahaha..... *dies* well,you did pop my cherry at 8am ;-] |
inu-liger 02.06.2009 17:37 |
My band had a show last week at my old high school. Was good though it felt too short! Videos @ link if anyone cares to watch :-) Sorry if the video encode is not perfect - I rarely upload to YouTube and so have iffy results :-P |
-fatty- 2850 02.06.2009 17:40 |
@ndy38 wrote: I recieved my results, 2:1 Honours baby! Goodbye Stirling University... Congratulations Andy. Now comes the tricky part... finding a job. Awrabest, fatty. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 02.06.2009 17:52 |
-fatty- wrote:@ndy38 wrote: I recieved my results, 2:1 Honours baby! Goodbye Stirling University...Congratulations Andy. Now comes the tricky part... finding a job. Awrabest, fatty. yes,congratulations dude! |
its_a_hard_life 26994 03.06.2009 03:57 |
@ndy38 wrote: I recieved my results, 2:1 Honours baby! Goodbye Stirling University...Congrats dude!!!!!!!!! :D We have inspectors all this week at College... All the teachers are stressing out. LOL |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 03.06.2009 04:44 |
so,what to do today? beach,pub,garden,boot sale..? you decide *points finger* |
@ndy38 03.06.2009 06:39 |
Thanks guys! I think i'll give myself an extra weeks holiday before i decide my next move job-wise :P |
its_a_hard_life 26994 03.06.2009 12:10 |
Cinema tomorrow!!!!!!! Can't wait to watch that horror movie with my friends. :D |
Winter Land Man 03.06.2009 14:37 |
Work work work. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 03.06.2009 16:26 |
one can tell its the Summer.. 900 channels on Sky and the only thing remotely worth watching is a crappy film on the sci-fi channel with Xander from Buffy in it. *flicks through sports channels* oh look Detroit are playing Pittsburgh at ice hockey,i wonder if Maggie is watching? [losing 3-2 if you are] |
Yara 03.06.2009 23:36 |
@ndy38 wrote: Thanks guys! I think i'll give myself an extra weeks holiday before i decide my next move job-wise :P Hi, @Andy38! I'm NOT going to ask whether you're doing fine because you most certainly are! Congratulations for the achievement and the crowning of years of dedication and study. You deserve to celebrate a lot and take some time off, for sure! So now we have two historians on the website! The most dear MasterHistoryGirl aka AspiringPhilosophe and @Andy38. Thinking about it, maybe I'll try to boycott the holidays and vacations of you guys by sending you tons of questions and threatening to kill myself if I don't get an answer. OK, I know, you'd just say: "Do it, and now let me go to the pub". :-))) Congratulations and may this achievement be the first in a series of many which are still to come! Respectful formal handshake, Yara. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 04.06.2009 05:14 |
so,is anyone in the UK actually gonna bother voting today in the local/european elections or are we all gonna show our complete distrust and disapproval of the 'money grabbing,moat cleaning,porn watching,duckhouse owning, thieving bastards' in Parliament by staying away from the booths and doing something more meaningful instead,like going to the beach,pub,shops and washing our hair? |
Mr Mercury 04.06.2009 06:27 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: one can tell its the Summer.. 900 channels on Sky and the only thing remotely worth watching is a crappy film on the sci-fi channel with Xander from Buffy in it. *flicks through sports channels* oh look Detroit are playing Pittsburgh at ice hockey,i wonder if Maggie is watching? [losing 3-2 if you are] And G.O.L.D are showing endless repeats of Last Of Summer Wine....... that show wasnt even funny the first time round imo |
Mr Mercury 04.06.2009 06:32 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: so,is anyone in the UK actually gonna bother voting today in the local/european elections or are we all gonna show our complete distrust and disapproval of the 'money grabbing,moat cleaning,porn watching,duckhouse owning, thieving bastards' in Parliament by staying away from the booths and doing something more meaningful instead,like going to the beach,pub,shops and washing our hair? You forgot about that prat who claimed we were only jealous of him because he had a house "that looked a bit like Balmoral". Fucking idiot that he is. We are only jealous of his cash, which came from us tax payers. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 04.06.2009 14:08 |
Mr Mercury wrote:i would get rid of Sky Sports and Setanta but theyve got me over a barrel with the 20/20 and Ashes cricket and the England v Borat game.JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: one can tell its the Summer.. 900 channels on Sky and the only thing remotely worth watching is a crappy film on the sci-fi channel with Xander from Buffy in it. *flicks through sports channels* oh look Detroit are playing Pittsburgh at ice hockey,i wonder if Maggie is watching? [losing 3-2 if you are]And G.O.L.D are showing endless repeats of Last Of Summer Wine....... that show wasnt even funny the first time round imo im still waiting for them to show a half decent movie on the Premiere channel.im sure there were better films released last year than 'fools gold'? and dont get me started on GOLD and DAVE channels,if i see any more Top Gear i think im gonna go mental and Summer Wine has made me cringe for the last 39 years! |
catqueen 04.06.2009 15:06 |
@ndy38 wrote: I recieved my results, 2:1 Honours baby! Goodbye Stirling University... Yay!!!!!!!!!!!! Well done @ndy!!!! Mine aren't out til tomorrow, i'm getting scared! |
Mr Mercury 04.06.2009 16:18 |
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Kung Fu Star David Carradine Found Dead http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Kung-Fu-And-Kill-Bill-Actor-David-Carradine-Found-Hanged-In-Bangkok-Hotel-Room-Say-Thailand-Police/Article/200906115296063?lpos=World_News_Carousel_Region_1&lid=ARTICLE_15296063_Kung_Fu_And_Kill_Bill_Actor_David_Carradine_Found_Hanged_In_Bangkok_Hotel_Room%2C_Say_Thailand_Police |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 04.06.2009 16:25 |
Mr Mercury wrote: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Kung Fu Star David Carradine Found Dead http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Kung-Fu-And-Kill-Bill-Actor-David-Carradine-Found-Hanged-In-Bangkok-Hotel-Room-Say-Thailand-Police/Article/200906115296063?lpos=World_News_Carousel_Region_1&lid=ARTICLE_15296063_Kung_Fu_And_Kill_Bill_Actor_David_Carradine_Found_Hanged_In_Bangkok_Hotel_Room%2C_Say_Thailand_Police 'Grasshopper' no more :-[ another childhood hero bites the dust... *digs out his old Kung-fu videos and has own little tribute with a shot of JD* |
Mr Mercury 04.06.2009 17:28 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: 'Grasshopper' no more :-[ another childhood hero bites the dust... *digs out his old Kung-fu videos and has own little tribute with a shot of JD* Well at least nobody can kill this childhood hero!!! And its all in honour of you, Joxer me old mate. Now pass that JD big guy http://rapidshare.com/files/240881430/Captain_Pugwash_Theme__Joxer_Mix_.mp3.html Some people - mainly me on this occassion - have too much time on their hands. And a guitar.... and the ability to record stuff lol |
Charlie Brown 05.06.2009 00:30 |
Was it ninjas or shaolin monks who caused the 'suicide' of David Carradine on the orders of a sinister asiatic super villain? All dark humour aside it strikes me as rather odd that a man would travel all the way to Thailand too end his life. Its a shame Mr. Carradine is gone. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 05.06.2009 04:27 |
Charlie Brown wrote: Was it ninjas or shaolin monks who caused the 'suicide' of David Carradine on the orders of a sinister asiatic super villain? All dark humour aside it strikes me as rather odd that a man would travel all the way to Thailand too end his life. Its a shame Mr. Carradine is gone.he did it there as all the B&B's in St Just were fully booked... |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 05.06.2009 04:34 |
Mr Mercury wrote:JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: 'Grasshopper' no more :-[ another childhood hero bites the dust... *digs out his old Kung-fu videos and has own little tribute with a shot of JD*Well at least nobody can kill this childhood hero!!! And its all in honour of you, Joxer me old mate. Now pass that JD big guy http://rapidshare.com/files/240881430/Captain_Pugwash_Theme__Joxer_Mix_.mp3.html Some people - mainly me on this occassion - have too much time on their hands. And a guitar.... and the ability to record stuff lol ROFLMAO! i needed that lol *passes the JD* |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 05.06.2009 04:35 |
so,who's in charge of the country today then? |
Mr Mercury 05.06.2009 06:15 |
Certainly not Gordon Brown. Yet another three of his lot has buggered off. http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090605/tuk-gordon-brown-rocked-as-john-hutton-q-dba1618.html http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090605/tuk-gordon-brown-rocked-by-resignations-dba1618.html And James Purnell asked him to step down as well. |
Mr Mercury 05.06.2009 06:17 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: ROFLMAO! i needed that lol *passes the JD* Thanks for the JD, Joxer!! Glad you liked the mix, old bean lol |
Yara 05.06.2009 11:45 |
I achieved the ROYALTY status. [sobbing] It's such a great...[snif]...occasion, and I'd like to... [not able to stand the emotion anymore] My days of free love and drinking are over, though. It's a farewell to the bohémienne who lived in me. [quietly sipping the wine and stretching on the couch] Though Royalty can't be that bad... |
Mr Mercury 05.06.2009 11:53 |
Yara wrote: My days of free love and drinking are over, though. It's a farewell to the bohémienne who lived in me. NOooooooooooooooooooooooo!! No more free love??????? And I was gonna pop over to yours for some as well..... Damn! :) |
Yara 05.06.2009 12:03 |
Mr Mercury wrote:Yara wrote: My days of free love and drinking are over, though. It's a farewell to the bohémienne who lived in me.NOooooooooooooooooooooooo!! No more free love??????? And I was gonna pop over to yours for some as well..... Damn! :) Hahaha. Now it's too late. By the way, as I lay here on the couch, would you, please, bring me some grapes and gently drop each one of them in my mouth? Then I want you to take me to the garden by lifting and moving the couch as the taste of the grapes lingers on. Please, please, fast... ;-) |
Winter Land Man 05.06.2009 12:08 |
I have a hangover. I partied last night and I also breathed in too much 2nd hand smoke from weed. But when we came back to my apartment, and before the night was over, I knew it was worth it. Love & Mercy... |
catqueen 05.06.2009 13:25 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:catqueen wrote: i shall give it another week and then i may have to bend your ear and ask a favour from you regarding my hat if they havent sent it to me in the post [give you an excuse to go to Paddington] ;-]I'm getting more and more curious and have finally caved in and have to ask --- what happened to your hat? My computor was in 'hospital' for a while, and now I keep seeing all these references to your hat! :) reply: i brought this wonderful 'Slash' style top hat in Camden when i was with 'its a hard life' and 'lady nyx' last week and i got all the way back to Paddington station at 11pm and a draft from one of the tube trains on the Bakerloo Line blew my hat off my head and onto the line which had to have its electric turned off [and closing down the line] before being retrieved. i didnt have time to wait for the line to be turned off [as i had to get the last train back to Penzance] so i left my details for them to send it to me in the post.If they dont send me it then i may have to bend Jess' ear to do me a favour and pop along to the 'lost property' at Paddington and reclaim it for me.it will also give me another excuse to go to London and reclaim my crown from her sometime later in the year. Just found this, and am very relieved to have that question settled. And I'm trying very hard not to laugh! How mortifying! But great story for years to come! :) |
catqueen 05.06.2009 13:27 |
Yessss!!!!!!!!!! Yesss!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yesss!!!!!!!!!!!! Just got my results - B+s and an A!!!!!!!!!! And the A was in the exam i was most scared of! i'm walking on air! |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 05.06.2009 16:11 |
is it too late for the cricket 20/20 world cup to be cancelled? no use us playing the game if we cant beat the 'clog wearing tulip growers'? :-p England 162-5 netherlands 163-6 what chance have we of getting the urn back this summer against the convicts if we cant beat the Dutch? |
Mr Mercury 05.06.2009 18:01 |
Yara wrote: Hahaha. Now it's too late. By the way, as I lay here on the couch, would you, please, bring me some grapes and gently drop each one of them in my mouth? Then I want you to take me to the garden by lifting and moving the couch as the taste of the grapes lingers on. Please, please, fast... ;-) You have now just placed a dirty thought in my mind by talking about placing grapes in your mouth!!!! So I will be over in Flash, sweetie hehehehehehehehehehehe xxx btw..... I know your not that type of girl....... Well, I think you are not...... lol |
Mr Mercury 05.06.2009 18:06 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: is it too late for the cricket 20/20 world cup to be cancelled? no use us playing the game if we cant beat the 'clog wearing tulip growers'? :-p England 162-5 netherlands 163-6 what chance have we of getting the urn back this summer against the convicts if we cant beat the Dutch? Imagine getting beat by them! I fell off my seat laughing when I saw that on the news. Even us Scots could give them a going over (well maybe....) lol |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 05.06.2009 19:43 |
Mr Mercury wrote:honestly,i think we should just take our ball home and forget about entering these things.Normally it takes about 15-20 years before we get humbled at a game we invent but just 2 years later we are being beaten by a team comprising of a repo-man and a burger king manager at the home of cricket.JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: is it too late for the cricket 20/20 world cup to be cancelled? no use us playing the game if we cant beat the 'clog wearing tulip growers'? :-p England 162-5 netherlands 163-6 what chance have we of getting the urn back this summer against the convicts if we cant beat the Dutch?Imagine getting beat by them! I fell off my seat laughing when I saw that on the news. Even us Scots could give them a going over (well maybe....) lol shocking,just shocking.. can we blame ol' Gordon Brown for this too? |
its_a_hard_life 26994 05.06.2009 20:45 |
SHIIIIIIIIIIT. Holy fuck.
We all got so drunk tonight that we forgot to go to the main gates before closing time... SO WE WERE STUCK IN THE GRAVEYARD FOR FUCKING HOURS... NOW I'M BACK HOME SAFE... BUT THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME... I literally tried to climb half way through a spikey fence... THEN THE FUCKING GATE OPENER MAN CAME AT THAT EXACT MOMENT... I MEAN... WHAT THE FUCK...???? LOL. :P |
Yara 05.06.2009 22:51 |
Mr Mercury wrote:Yara wrote: Hahaha. Now it's too late. By the way, as I lay here on the couch, would you, please, bring me some grapes and gently drop each one of them in my mouth? Then I want you to take me to the garden by lifting and moving the couch as the taste of the grapes lingers on. Please, please, fast... ;-)You have now just placed a dirty thought in my mind by talking about placing grapes in your mouth!!!! So I will be over in Flash, sweetie hehehehehehehehehehehe xxx btw..... I know your not that type of girl....... Well, I think you are not...... lol Rolf. "I will be over in Flash" was really amusing. And I can't even laugh much because I stood singing for hours and then spent some time at the piano and my body is really aching. My ribs hurt when I laugh..hehe...I need some good rest and sleep. :-) Well...you're right, I'm not that type of girl. I admire girls who are more outgoing and confident, though, it's great. :-))) I must point out that nature is to blame too: being crossed-eyed and wearing glasses as thick as a wall and having big spots on the skin and crooked teeth and, on top of that, being skinny as a wig and as shy as a one can be, doesn't help either. lol Do you enjoy tennis? I'm so going to play it tomorrow if I wake up feeling better. How I love playing and watching Tennis. Do you enjoy it over there? Here people are not that interested, there are many other sports which are more popular, but I find it so great. And swimming too, I love swimming, but I don't like to watch it that much though. I must confess, however, that in the last Olympics that guy from the U.S knocked me out. It was terrific to see. What sport do you enjoy the most, Mr. Mercury? Either watching or playing, it doesn't matter. I love to watch sports - it's one of the few things I can stand on TV. I like Formule 1 quite a lot too, and I'd love to drive one of those cars. The guy from the U.K, Jason Button, is doing just great, it seems he's as good as Hamilton. Both great drivers, anyway. ------------------ I heard the news about the U.K...it's so sad, well, I feel sad because here in Brazil things have been this way for some time, but now it's worse, it's a scam, and it does so much harm to society. ------ Hug and thanks for the amusing and well-spirited and funny replies. That's great. :-))) |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 06.06.2009 04:49 |
its_a_hard_life wrote: SHIIIIIIIIIIT. Holy fuck.We all got so drunk tonight that we forgot to go to the main gates before closing time... SO WE WERE STUCK IN THE GRAVEYARD FOR FUCKING HOURS... NOW I'M BACK HOME SAFE... BUT THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME... I literally tried to climb half way through a spikey fence... THEN THE FUCKING GATE OPENER MAN CAME AT THAT EXACT MOMENT... I MEAN... WHAT THE FUCK...???? LOL. :P reply: ROFLMAO! that has got to be one of the funniest things ive read here in a very long time *wipes tears* please tell me that the 'gatekeeper' looked like Lurch from the Addams Family and i will die right here in this seat from uncontrolled hysterics.. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 06.06.2009 04:51 |
will the last person to quit Westminster [if there's any left] please turn off the lights as they leave..thankyou |
Mr Mercury 06.06.2009 16:01 |
Yara wrote: Rolf. "I will be over in Flash" was really amusing. And I can't even laugh much because I stood singing for hours and then spent some time at the piano and my body is really aching. My ribs hurt when I laugh..hehe...I need some good rest and sleep. :-) Well...you're right, I'm not that type of girl. I admire girls who are more outgoing and confident, though, it's great. :-))) I must point out that nature is to blame too: being crossed-eyed and wearing glasses as thick as a wall and having big spots on the skin and crooked teeth and, on top of that, being skinny as a wig and as shy as a one can be, doesn't help either. lol Do you enjoy tennis? I'm so going to play it tomorrow if I wake up feeling better. How I love playing and watching Tennis. Do you enjoy it over there? Here people are not that interested, there are many other sports which are more popular, but I find it so great. And swimming too, I love swimming, but I don't like to watch it that much though. I must confess, however, that in the last Olympics that guy from the U.S knocked me out. It was terrific to see. What sport do you enjoy the most, Mr. Mercury? Either watching or playing, it doesn't matter. I love to watch sports - it's one of the few things I can stand on TV. I like Formule 1 quite a lot too, and I'd love to drive one of those cars. The guy from the U.K, Jason Button, is doing just great, it seems he's as good as Hamilton. Both great drivers, anyway. ------------------ I heard the news about the U.K...it's so sad, well, I feel sad because here in Brazil things have been this way for some time, but now it's worse, it's a scam, and it does so much harm to society. ------ Hug and thanks for the amusing and well-spirited and funny replies. That's great. :-))) Hi Yara, how are you today? Hope your are doing fine!! Glad you saw the funny side of my post - I nearly never posted it as I thought you might have taken offence. Anyway, you didnt and thats just fine and dandy. And what have I told you about putting yourself down by saying that you are crossed-eyed, skinny and full of spots? Maybe you are pulling my leg here hehehehehehe. I am no oil painting myself dear. Slightly overweight and all that..... Which leads me onto what sports I play. Well thats easy to answer - I dont lol. I do like watching the footie although I dont support any team in particular. I have been watching the Formula 1 on occassion, though not very often. Lewis Hamilton is having a hell of a season so far as I can tell. Couldnt tell you when I last watched tennis. I think it was around the time that Boris Becker was just a nipper and Tim "failed again" Henman wasnt even heard of. And Greg Rusedski was still a Canadian lol. Anyway, take care ok Hugs Mr M!! |
Winter Land Man 07.06.2009 02:27 |
Sluts and one night stands make me feel worse. Polite ladies make me feel better. I'm so glad I figured it out after all these years. |
Winter Land Man 07.06.2009 02:34 |
I'm trying to turn my life around. One night stands make me feel like shit the next day. I need to stay away from too much drama, and depressing people. I kicked my friend out today, because he was too depressing. I went on a date tonight, and it was perfect. I'm feeling much better now. |
inu-liger 07.06.2009 03:39 |
Sweet Insanity wrote: I went on a date tonight, and it was perfect. I'm feeling much better now. Another date, another rape. |
Winter Land Man 07.06.2009 03:59 |
inu-liger wrote:Sweet Insanity wrote: I went on a date tonight, and it was perfect. I'm feeling much better now.Another date, another rape. You raped someone, huh? Either go tell the police what you have done, OR Take the gun, aim it to your head, pull the trigger, oh man, you'll feel so much better... |
john bodega 07.06.2009 05:12 |
Sweet Insanity wrote: I'm trying to turn my life around. One night stands make me feel like shit the next day.That tends to happen when you're watching from nextdoor. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 07.06.2009 05:16 |
yay! the convicts are just as bad as us at cricket.At least we can still beat the Windies :-] [we'll still be out of the competition tonight after Pakistan wallop us though] :-[ |
Yara 07.06.2009 09:28 |
@Mr.Mercury: Thanks for the kind words and for the reply. Nice to know that you enjoy watching football. Well, here it's such a fever anyway. :p I'm feeling great today, thank you! What about you? Why don't you try playing a sport just for fun? Nothing very demanding. I feel so much better after I do it - yesterday I did play tennis and I OWNED the other girl. Hehehe. But even if I had lost the match, I'd have enjoyed it, it's huge fun, once you see you're slowly making advances and getting to make some good moves and achieving some of the results you want, it's great! You feel accomplished, even if it's a silly thing like serving right. I don't serve well - the other girl served way stronger - but I rarely miss my serve. Now that I figured out the accuracy, I'm trying to serve faster, and I'm improving. If you have a good partner or friend, that's even better. Or swimming. Swimming rocks hard. And if you want to be alone for sometime and really forget about anything else, swimming is the way - you don't talk to anyone, you don't have to look at anyone, it's fabulous when one feels a bit reclusive. I'm a big-time recluse, but it's mainly because of an almost pathological shyness. But you seem to be a charming, outgoing and nice guy, you probably don't feel the urge to dive to scape from people. Hehehe. Well, I wish you the best! THANKS a lot for the reply and the company. :p It's already late when I finally get to my room to rest and many times there's no one to talk to, and it's great to talk to you guys here, whatever is the subject. Joxer is fun! I have such a good time reading what he writes. And you're fun and lovely too. You guys don't mock my English or things like these, and you could, because it must be annoying to read someone butchering your own language. But you guys are sweet, you talk about a lot of different subjects, you give a lighter-mood to the forum, it's wonderful. Well, thanks. That's it. I "overwrote", as always. :op Yara. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 07.06.2009 10:32 |
there i am minding my own business on the end of the pier with just my thoughts and a can of carlsberg for company when all of a sudden, out of the water, just inches from me appears a male figure dressed in full scuba gear and pointing a harpoon at my groin. have you ever heard a 39 year old man shriek like a 7 year old girl? half of Cornwall just did! im off now to change my underwear.. |
Mr Mercury 07.06.2009 11:46 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: there i am minding my own business on the end of the pier with just my thoughts and a can of carlsberg for company when all of a sudden, out of the water, just inches from me appears a male figure dressed in full scuba gear and pointing a harpoon at my groin. have you ever heard a 39 year old man shriek like a 7 year old girl? half of Cornwall just did! im off now to change my underwear.. You daft old git lol |
Mr Mercury 07.06.2009 11:51 |
This take me back a few years Tuckers Luck Havent seen that in years...... *starts singing* Memories...... from the corners of my mind...... Misty water coloured memories Of when telly was half decent...... |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 07.06.2009 12:13 |
Mr Mercury wrote:JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: there i am minding my own business on the end of the pier with just my thoughts and a can of carlsberg for company when all of a sudden, out of the water, just inches from me appears a male figure dressed in full scuba gear and pointing a harpoon at my groin. have you ever heard a 39 year old man shriek like a 7 year old girl? half of Cornwall just did! im off now to change my underwear..You daft old git lol he takes 10 years off my life and didnt even offer me one of the 4 bass that he'd caught with his harpoon! |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 07.06.2009 12:17 |
marked under the file "glutton for punishment". im now gonna watch England v Pakistan 20/20 cricket on the tv. took the rubbish out earlier [ready for tomorrows collection] with Scotland about to start batting against South Africa and came back in and they were 'all out'.. |
Lady Nyx 07.06.2009 14:39 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: there i am minding my own business on the end of the pier with just my thoughts and a can of carlsberg for company when all of a sudden, out of the water, just inches from me appears a male figure dressed in full scuba gear and pointing a harpoon at my groin. have you ever heard a 39 year old man shriek like a 7 year old girl? half of Cornwall just did! im off now to change my underwear.. *pisses self laughing* so my dad has interviewed me about who you are lol hes like "jon looks like a big guy!" im like "yeah 6'7", and we were really comfy on the tube" lmao i should tell him about this post :p XD ps can the next random thoughts thread be sponsored by jose cuervo? hes been really nice to me lately. i might have a date with him. |
StoneColdClassicQueen 07.06.2009 15:16 |
I found my condom in its little black case from when I won a raffle in health class during my freshman year.... It expires in 2011... I'm getting me a sweet grad nite present!!! [img=/images/smiley/msn/wink_smile.gif][/img] |
-fatty- 2850 07.06.2009 15:19 |
Where's me old mucker Bob The Shrek these days? fatty. |
StoneColdClassicQueen 07.06.2009 15:31 |
I just realized how long it's been since I posted here..... No one really cares anyway. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 07.06.2009 16:01 |
Lady Nyx wrote:if we had been any more 'comfy' on the tube we would of needed a crowbar to prise us apart being the fact there was nothing between us ;-]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: there i am minding my own business on the end of the pier with just my thoughts and a can of carlsberg for company when all of a sudden, out of the water, just inches from me appears a male figure dressed in full scuba gear and pointing a harpoon at my groin. have you ever heard a 39 year old man shriek like a 7 year old girl? half of Cornwall just did! im off now to change my underwear..*pisses self laughing* so my dad has interviewed me about who you are lol hes like "jon looks like a big guy!" im like "yeah 6'7", and we were really comfy on the tube" lmao i should tell him about this post :p XD ps can the next random thoughts thread be sponsored by jose cuervo? hes been really nice to me lately. i might have a date with him. and the next 'random thread' is all yours and our good friend Jose :-] |
john bodega 07.06.2009 17:03 |
StoneColdClassicQueen wrote: I just realized how long it's been since I posted here..... No one really cares anyway.Not in the same way I care about family members, sure, but you're not such a bad forum. Member. Person. ! |
its_a_hard_life 26994 07.06.2009 17:57 |
I CAN'T WAIT TILL THE SUMMER HOLIDAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm going on holiday this year. Yay. Plus more concerts. Yay. [img=/images/smiley/msn/teeth_smile.gif][/img] |
Lady Nyx 07.06.2009 18:23 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:Lady Nyx wrote:if we had been any more 'comfy' on the tube we would of needed a crowbar to prise us apart being the fact there was nothing between us ;-] and the next 'random thread' is all yours and our good friend Jose :-]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: there i am minding my own business on the end of the pier with just my thoughts and a can of carlsberg for company when all of a sudden, out of the water, just inches from me appears a male figure dressed in full scuba gear and pointing a harpoon at my groin. have you ever heard a 39 year old man shriek like a 7 year old girl? half of Cornwall just did! im off now to change my underwear..*pisses self laughing* so my dad has interviewed me about who you are lol hes like "jon looks like a big guy!" im like "yeah 6'7", and we were really comfy on the tube" lmao i should tell him about this post :p XD ps can the next random thoughts thread be sponsored by jose cuervo? hes been really nice to me lately. i might have a date with him. yay :D |
Mr Mercury 07.06.2009 18:43 |
Fucking hell.... The BNP have won a European Parliament seat in the Yorkshire and Humber region............. Whatever next...... UK Results |
@ndy38 07.06.2009 19:14 |
I can't fucking believe that, a real sad day for British politics. |
Charlie Brown 07.06.2009 21:05 |
StoneColdClassicQueen wrote: I just realized how long it's been since I posted here..... No one really cares anyway. Whats up chica!? |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 08.06.2009 05:27 |
Mr Mercury wrote: Fucking hell.... The BNP have won a European Parliament seat in the Yorkshire and Humber region............. Whatever next...... UK Resultsproves how much ol' Golden Brown and the rest of them have fucked off the rest of the country with their 'finger dipping' in the cookie jar with the expenses that the BNP could capitalise on this.they are all gonna have to be far more responsive to the electorate from now on or the BNP will get a MP next election. me,however, am all in favour of UKIP doing well,ive had enough of Europe telling me what i can and cant do and charging me for the privilage of doing so too.if i want a bendy cucumber and an undersized banana then i should be allowed to do so and dont get me started with what theyve done to the fishing industry here in Cornwall with all their shitty rules and regulations.it costs us approx £50 million in fish being cast over side every year because it doesnt conform to EU regulations [and im not on about cod here btw] |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 08.06.2009 05:34 |
to however is in charge of the British weather: can we have our summer back please? i know its doing my garden a world of good but ive had enough of the rain and cold weather and feeling like its October already and would like a climate more like June again please. yours sincerely Joxer |
catqueen 08.06.2009 18:41 |
Stupid, stupid, stupid computor has crashed again. Back to brief moments on other people's computors for another week or two. |
Lady Nyx 08.06.2009 23:18 |
i hope everything goes well tomorrow. i just want my world at home fixed >.< i was away long enough, now i want to think i cna conquer it all this week! |
Yara 08.06.2009 23:46 |
catqueen wrote: Stupid, stupid, stupid computor has crashed again. Back to brief moments on other people's computors for another week or two. You keep saying your computer is stupid and then it crashes on purpose. :op Treat it gently. :-)) "Sweet, sweet computer, why have you forsaken me, my dear?". Hehe. Take care! I wish you the best. |
inu-liger 09.06.2009 03:10 |
Blah, couldn't exactly get into the sleep mode yet earlier, so decided to tire meself out by recording a little piece of BGM-type instrumental guitar music that'd been brewing in my mind recently: link ...now, I feel tired enough, so sleepy time for moi :-P |
GuitarGod_ 09.06.2009 05:43 |
Who would have though that the Aussies would be out?! Bring on the ashes [img=/images/smiley/msn/shades_smile.gif][/img] |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 09.06.2009 06:22 |
GuitarGod_ wrote: Who would have though that the Aussies would be out?! Bring on the ashes [img=/images/smiley/msn/shades_smile.gif][/img] ssh,keep it quiet,we dont want to get the convicts all riled up before the Ashes start i did,however,laugh my face off when they lost yesterday.Just need the Clog Wearering Burger King managers and Repoman to beat the Pakistanis now :-] |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 09.06.2009 06:25 |
Yara wrote:catqueen wrote: Stupid, stupid, stupid computor has crashed again. Back to brief moments on other people's computors for another week or two.You keep saying your computer is stupid and then it crashes on purpose. :op Treat it gently. :-)) "Sweet, sweet computer, why have you forsaken me, my dear?". Hehe. Take care! I wish you the best. if i spoke to 'Clarence' [yes,ive named my computer Clarence] like that,it would never switch on again "keep it mean and keep it keen" as we Cornish say.. if that dont work,then swear at it like its an Aberdeen fishwife and threaten it with a trip to the dump! |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 09.06.2009 06:26 |
Lady Nyx wrote: i hope everything goes well tomorrow. i just want my world at home fixed >.< i was away long enough, now i want to think i cna conquer it all this week! how quickly can you pack and come back here? we have pasties :-] |
Mr Mercury 09.06.2009 06:46 |
Right thats it - if you have pasties I be there toot sweet as they say up here, Joxer I'll bring the drink :) |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 09.06.2009 13:57 |
Mr Mercury wrote: Right thats it - if you have pasties I be there toot sweet as they say up here, Joxer I'll bring the drink :)i wouldnt be surprised if there isnt a Cornish Bakehouse Pasty Shop up in the vast wilderness of Jockland. i managed to find 2 when i was in London last week on my Day Of Debauchery & Decadence with Lady Nyx,even if the Greek bloke behind the counter in Oxford Street copped an earful from me when he said he came from St Ives! |
Lady Nyx 09.06.2009 19:22 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:Mr Mercury wrote: Right thats it - if you have pasties I be there toot sweet as they say up here, Joxer I'll bring the drink :)i wouldnt be surprised if there isnt a Cornish Bakehouse Pasty Shop up in the vast wilderness of Jockland. i managed to find 2 when i was in London last week on my Day Of Debauchery & Decadence with Lady Nyx,even if the Greek bloke behind the counter in Oxford Street copped an earful from me when he said he came from St Ives! lawl XD |
Yara 10.06.2009 00:47 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:Yara wrote:if i spoke to 'Clarence' [yes,ive named my computer Clarence] like that,it would never switch on again "keep it mean and keep it keen" as we Cornish say.. if that dont work,then swear at it like its an Aberdeen fishwife and threaten it with a trip to the dump!catqueen wrote: Stupid, stupid, stupid computor has crashed again. Back to brief moments on other people's computors for another week or two.You keep saying your computer is stupid and then it crashes on purpose. :op Treat it gently. :-)) "Sweet, sweet computer, why have you forsaken me, my dear?". Hehe. Take care! I wish you the best. I'd be more carefully. Clarence might as well take ofense and reach a "Bon Accord" with the Aberdeen fishwife and, under the protection of Robert The Bruce, lay Cornwall to waste. You guys don't have King Arthur anymore, remember this. Gordon Brown would probably take a bribe from the guys managing the ports and enlist the thieves guild to fight you guys. And Clarence has all the inside knowledge about you and so on. They're the real pirates. I'd treat Clarence better. It's not going to switch on? "Ok, cute Clarence, I hope you feel better tomorrow". It's got some of your secrets, it's been giving you fun for a good deal of time. His vengeance can be, I don't know, he may come back as Mordred. Just take care. I mean, Clarence knows how to blackmail you. We all know through the private messages why that guy came up from the sea and pointed the harpoon to your groin - rumor has it, says Clarence, that you were hiding his fish there! Well, I tried. You know better. But the days of King Arthur are gone. You better call that creepy guy from the sea to take the harpoon from him, reshape it and tell Clarence that it's Excalibur. If you really value that part of your body, and its surroundings, you'll be able to make the argument that the harpoon is sacred. It was a close call. Deeply concerned, Yara. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 10.06.2009 05:03 |
Yara wrote:JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:I'd be more carefully. Clarence might as well take ofense and reach a "Bon Accord" with the Aberdeen fishwife and, under the protection of Robert The Bruce, lay Cornwall to waste. You guys don't have King Arthur anymore, remember this. Gordon Brown would probably take a bribe from the guys managing the ports and enlist the thieves guild to fight you guys. And Clarence has all the inside knowledge about you and so on. They're the real pirates. I'd treat Clarence better. It's not going to switch on? "Ok, cute Clarence, I hope you feel better tomorrow". It's got some of your secrets, it's been giving you fun for a good deal of time. His vengeance can be, I don't know, he may come back as Mordred. Just take care. I mean, Clarence knows how to blackmail you. We all know through the private messages why that guy came up from the sea and pointed the harpoon to your groin - rumor has it, says Clarence, that you were hiding his fish there! Well, I tried. You know better. But the days of King Arthur are gone. You better call that creepy guy from the sea to take the harpoon from him, reshape it and tell Clarence that it's Excalibur. If you really value that part of your body, and its surroundings, you'll be able to make the argument that the harpoon is sacred. It was a close call. Deeply concerned, Yara.Yara wrote:if i spoke to 'Clarence' [yes,ive named my computer Clarence] like that,it would never switch on again "keep it mean and keep it keen" as we Cornish say.. if that dont work,then swear at it like its an Aberdeen fishwife and threaten it with a trip to the dump!catqueen wrote: Stupid, stupid, stupid computor has crashed again. Back to brief moments on other people's computors for another week or two.You keep saying your computer is stupid and then it crashes on purpose. :op Treat it gently. :-)) "Sweet, sweet computer, why have you forsaken me, my dear?". Hehe. Take care! I wish you the best. ol' Clarence doesnt need to see matey with his harpoon to be afraid,Excalibur is sitting right in front of the computer [on the wall] just waiting for the day when Clarenece 'throws its toys from the pram' and refuses to let me log on. i wonder how much damage i can do with a 4ft broad sword?.. ;-] |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 10.06.2009 05:04 |
Lady Nyx wrote:i wonder if he's still telling tourists he's from St Ives and that the pasties were made in that shop?JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:lawl XDMr Mercury wrote: Right thats it - if you have pasties I be there toot sweet as they say up here, Joxer I'll bring the drink :)i wouldnt be surprised if there isnt a Cornish Bakehouse Pasty Shop up in the vast wilderness of Jockland. i managed to find 2 when i was in London last week on my Day Of Debauchery & Decadence with Lady Nyx,even if the Greek bloke behind the counter in Oxford Street copped an earful from me when he said he came from St Ives! |
Mr Mercury 10.06.2009 06:57 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:Lady Nyx wrote:i wonder if he's still telling tourists he's from St Ives and that the pasties were made in that shop?JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: i wouldnt be surprised if there isnt a Cornish Bakehouse Pasty Shop up in the vast wilderness of Jockland. i managed to find 2 when i was in London last week on my Day Of Debauchery & Decadence with Lady Nyx,even if the Greek bloke behind the counter in Oxford Street copped an earful from me when he said he came from St Ives!lawl XD *puts on A Kirsty MacColl voice* Theres a Greek guy down our pasty shop swears he's Cornish But he's a liar and Im not sure about you..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6K8R8KqpCE oooobbiee doooooobiee |
Lady Nyx 10.06.2009 11:28 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:Lady Nyx wrote:i wonder if he's still telling tourists he's from St Ives and that the pasties were made in that shop?JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:lawl XDMr Mercury wrote: Right thats it - if you have pasties I be there toot sweet as they say up here, Joxer I'll bring the drink :)i wouldnt be surprised if there isnt a Cornish Bakehouse Pasty Shop up in the vast wilderness of Jockland. i managed to find 2 when i was in London last week on my Day Of Debauchery & Decadence with Lady Nyx,even if the Greek bloke behind the counter in Oxford Street copped an earful from me when he said he came from St Ives! XD i still want more dr pepper. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 10.06.2009 12:29 |
Lady Nyx wrote:lol,yes only you could find a Cornish pasty shop that sold Dr Pepper!JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:XD i still want more dr pepper.Lady Nyx wrote:i wonder if he's still telling tourists he's from St Ives and that the pasties were made in that shop?JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:lawl XDMr Mercury wrote: Right thats it - if you have pasties I be there toot sweet as they say up here, Joxer I'll bring the drink :)i wouldnt be surprised if there isnt a Cornish Bakehouse Pasty Shop up in the vast wilderness of Jockland. i managed to find 2 when i was in London last week on my Day Of Debauchery & Decadence with Lady Nyx,even if the Greek bloke behind the counter in Oxford Street copped an earful from me when he said he came from St Ives! |
Lady Nyx 10.06.2009 12:58 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:Lady Nyx wrote:lol,yes only you could find a Cornish pasty shop that sold Dr Pepper!JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:XD i still want more dr pepper.Lady Nyx wrote:i wonder if he's still telling tourists he's from St Ives and that the pasties were made in that shop?JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:lawl XDMr Mercury wrote: Right thats it - if you have pasties I be there toot sweet as they say up here, Joxer I'll bring the drink :)i wouldnt be surprised if there isnt a Cornish Bakehouse Pasty Shop up in the vast wilderness of Jockland. i managed to find 2 when i was in London last week on my Day Of Debauchery & Decadence with Lady Nyx,even if the Greek bloke behind the counter in Oxford Street copped an earful from me when he said he came from St Ives! i follow my nose >.> |
catqueen 10.06.2009 14:00 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:
Yara wrote:ol' Clarence doesnt need to see matey with his harpoon to be afraid,Excalibur is sitting right in front of the computer [on the wall] just waiting for the day when Clarenece 'throws its toys from the pram' and refuses to let me log on. i wonder how much damage i can do with a 4ft broad sword?.. ;-]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:I'd be more carefully. Clarence might as well take ofense and reach a "Bon Accord" with the Aberdeen fishwife and, under the protection of Robert The Bruce, lay Cornwall to waste. You guys don't have King Arthur anymore, remember this. Gordon Brown would probably take a bribe from the guys managing the ports and enlist the thieves guild to fight you guys. And Clarence has all the inside knowledge about you and so on. They're the real pirates. I'd treat Clarence better. It's not going to switch on? "Ok, cute Clarence, I hope you feel better tomorrow". It's got some of your secrets, it's been giving you fun for a good deal of time. His vengeance can be, I don't know, he may come back as Mordred. Just take care. I mean, Clarence knows how to blackmail you. We all know through the private messages why that guy came up from the sea and pointed the harpoon to your groin - rumor has it, says Clarence, that you were hiding his fish there! Well, I tried. You know better. But the days of King Arthur are gone. You better call that creepy guy from the sea to take the harpoon from him, reshape it and tell Clarence that it's Excalibur. If you really value that part of your body, and its surroundings, you'll be able to make the argument that the harpoon is sacred. It was a close call. Deeply concerned, Yara.Yara wrote:if i spoke to 'Clarence' [yes,ive named my computer Clarence] like that,it would never switch on again "keep it mean and keep it keen" as we Cornish say.. if that dont work,then swear at it like its an Aberdeen fishwife and threaten it with a trip to the dump!catqueen wrote: Stupid, stupid, stupid computor has crashed again. Back to brief moments on other people's computors for another week or two.You keep saying your computer is stupid and then it crashes on purpose. :op Treat it gently. :-)) "Sweet, sweet computer, why have you forsaken me, my dear?". Hehe. Take care! I wish you the best. :)))) Yeah, I should be more careful... although I didn't call it stupid to it's face - I'm on someone else's computor. But maybe they secretly email each other in the deep dead of night. Just in case: Oh great and wonderful and magnificant NEW (ish) laptop, your wonderfulness is constantly in my mind and impressed upon my heart. I will never forget you and love you dearly, from the keyboard to the moniter, you are perfect. I deeply repent of my foolishness in previous namecalling and ask that you would please, please, whenever it would make you happy, please get better. I'll keep you posted on its progress. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 10.06.2009 17:11 |
Lady Nyx wrote:or my rumbling empty stomach in this case :-]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:i follow my nose >.>Lady Nyx wrote:lol,yes only you could find a Cornish pasty shop that sold Dr Pepper!JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:XD i still want more dr pepper.Lady Nyx wrote:i wonder if he's still telling tourists he's from St Ives and that the pasties were made in that shop?JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:lawl XDMr Mercury wrote: Right thats it - if you have pasties I be there toot sweet as they say up here, Joxer I'll bring the drink :)i wouldnt be surprised if there isnt a Cornish Bakehouse Pasty Shop up in the vast wilderness of Jockland. i managed to find 2 when i was in London last week on my Day Of Debauchery & Decadence with Lady Nyx,even if the Greek bloke behind the counter in Oxford Street copped an earful from me when he said he came from St Ives! |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 10.06.2009 17:22 |
am i gonna regret watching The Condemned on Sky Premiere? |
Lady Nyx 10.06.2009 20:06 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:Lady Nyx wrote:or my rumbling empty stomach in this case :-]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:i follow my nose >.>Lady Nyx wrote:lol,yes only you could find a Cornish pasty shop that sold Dr Pepper!JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:XD i still want more dr pepper.Lady Nyx wrote:i wonder if he's still telling tourists he's from St Ives and that the pasties were made in that shop?JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:lawl XDMr Mercury wrote: Right thats it - if you have pasties I be there toot sweet as they say up here, Joxer I'll bring the drink :)i wouldnt be surprised if there isnt a Cornish Bakehouse Pasty Shop up in the vast wilderness of Jockland. i managed to find 2 when i was in London last week on my Day Of Debauchery & Decadence with Lady Nyx,even if the Greek bloke behind the counter in Oxford Street copped an earful from me when he said he came from St Ives! so i forgot your verdict- did those pasties taste as real as the cornish ones? did maggie try them? |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 11.06.2009 04:55 |
^they were proper pasties but they just wasnt made on the premises like the Greek claimed in the shop [due to the fact i know someone who works for the company].they are pre-made down here and then sent up country where they are 'warmed' up. im sure Maggie had one when she was here and im fairly sure she liked it.. and i know you liked your one as you finished it before i finsihed mine lol |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 11.06.2009 04:57 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: am i gonna regret watching The Condemned on Sky Premiere?answer: yes! ive never seen such dodgy camera work,i was nearly cross-eyed by the end of it with all the zooming in and shaking of the camera |
Ms. Rebel 11.06.2009 05:53 |
I'm horny. |
The Mir@cle 11.06.2009 07:09 |
Ms. Rebel wrote: I'm horny. No-one seems surprised anymore. ;-) |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 11.06.2009 08:05 |
The Mir@cle wrote:we be more surprised if you wasnt horny ;-]Ms. Rebel wrote: I'm horny.No-one seems surprised anymore. ;-) |
Lady Nyx 11.06.2009 12:21 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: ^they were proper pasties but they just wasnt made on the premises like the Greek claimed in the shop [due to the fact i know someone who works for the company].they are pre-made down here and then sent up country where they are 'warmed' up. im sure Maggie had one when she was here and im fairly sure she liked it.. and i know you liked your one as you finished it before i finsihed mine lol XD a growing girl has to eat! |
Ms. Rebel 11.06.2009 13:39 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:The Mir@cle wrote:we be more surprised if you wasnt horny ;-]Ms. Rebel wrote: I'm horny.No-one seems surprised anymore. ;-) ^__^ |
AspiringPhilosophe 11.06.2009 20:24 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: ^they were proper pasties but they just wasnt made on the premises like the Greek claimed in the shop [due to the fact i know someone who works for the company].they are pre-made down here and then sent up country where they are 'warmed' up. im sure Maggie had one when she was here and im fairly sure she liked it.. and i know you liked your one as you finished it before i finsihed mine lol Indeed! Proper pasties are very tasty :-) Of course no one down there was too thrilled when I mentioned that the Yoopers in MI claim to have invented them.... |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 12.06.2009 04:53 |
AspiringPhilosophe wrote:oh yes,that didnt go down too well with a certain person in the village did it? lolJoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: ^they were proper pasties but they just wasnt made on the premises like the Greek claimed in the shop [due to the fact i know someone who works for the company].they are pre-made down here and then sent up country where they are 'warmed' up. im sure Maggie had one when she was here and im fairly sure she liked it.. and i know you liked your one as you finished it before i finsihed mine lolIndeed! Proper pasties are very tasty :-) Of course no one down there was too thrilled when I mentioned that the Yoopers in MI claim to have invented them.... good job she wasnt with me with the Greek bloke in Oxford Street :-p all this talk of pasties is making me very hungry..is it time for 'crib' yet? |
its_a_hard_life 26994 13.06.2009 08:21 |
Got home from the house party at 4am... ;)
I got talking to some random cool guys from my local skatepark! They love Guns N' Roses, Led Zeppelin, Metallica, Slayer... YAY! xD Gonna go cinema on Wednesday with someone. :) |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 13.06.2009 11:01 |
its_a_hard_life wrote: Got home from the house party at 4am... ;)I got talking to some random cool guys from my local skatepark! They love Guns N' Roses, Led Zeppelin, Metallica, Slayer... YAY! xD Gonna go cinema on Wednesday with someone. :) reply: ooh,licky licky? |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 13.06.2009 13:56 |
if today had been any more laid back i'd be even more horizontal than usual.. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 14.06.2009 11:13 |
so,no need to water the garden for the next 3 weeks as its the start of Wimbledon and The Ashes cricket and it will be a monsoon for the duration.. how long will the British media refer to Andy Murray as a 'Brit' this year until he loses and revert back to being a 'Scot'? |
Lady Nyx 14.06.2009 15:45 |
sweet weekend 8-) and its not over yet :) heres hoping this week is gonna kickass! |
Winter Land Man 15.06.2009 01:53 |
I've been too fucked up lately. Staying awake for days, doing drugs, drinking, partying too much, being a man whore. I need to get my shit together, I mean, today I had a panic attack for the first time in a long time. It's because I called Jessica and she had me talk with Gavyn, and I talked to him on the phone and I just broke down and cried. I need to turn my life around. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 15.06.2009 05:39 |
what to do today? so much time to do so little in.. oh well,i may just have to sit in the garden with a cuppa,do the crusader crossword in the daily express and let 'the mountain come to mohammed'. am i still allowed to say that without fear of a fatwa? |
Mr Mercury 15.06.2009 09:56 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: oh well,i may just have to sit in the garden with a cuppa,do the crusader crossword in the daily express and let 'the mountain come to mohammed'. am i still allowed to say that without fear of a fatwa? No chance. And for a penance you shall have to eat Ginsters pasties and drink weak dutch cider all year long. lol |
Mr Mercury 15.06.2009 09:58 |
Would the bastard whole stole the sun please return it as soon as possible as its bloody freezing up here. Please? |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 15.06.2009 11:12 |
Mr Mercury wrote:JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: oh well,i may just have to sit in the garden with a cuppa,do the crusader crossword in the daily express and let 'the mountain come to mohammed'. am i still allowed to say that without fear of a fatwa?No chance. And for a penance you shall have to eat Ginsters pasties and drink weak dutch cider all year long. lol oh my god! *does the sign of the cross* he said the "G" word *mumbles 3 hail marys under his breath and prays that the fates have mercy on you" may it never be mentioned again,people have died for less :-] im now curious about this Dutch cider though.. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 15.06.2009 11:13 |
Mr Mercury wrote: Would the bastard whole stole the sun please return it as soon as possible as its bloody freezing up here. Please?no chance. im keeping it down here now for the Ginsters comment :-] |
Winter Land Man 15.06.2009 12:44 |
NO MIXING ALCOHOL BEVERAGES WITH MEDICATIONS!!! I will NEVER do that again!!!!!!!! |
its_a_hard_life 26994 15.06.2009 13:47 |
I could be finishing College early before everyone at Music Tech because I'm done with all my assignments. It pays off to work your ass haaaaaaaard. I'm so proud of myself. [img=/images/smiley/msn/teeth_smile.gif][/img]
AC/DC in two weeks time... Same with Bruce Springsteen and Lenny Kravitz. :) |
catqueen 15.06.2009 14:28 |
its_a_hard_life wrote: I could be finishing College early before everyone at Music Tech because I'm done with all my assignments. It pays off to work your ass haaaaaaaard. I'm so proud of myself. [img=/images/smiley/msn/teeth_smile.gif][/img] AC/DC in two weeks time... Same with Bruce Springsteen and Lenny Kravitz. :) Yay!!! Well done! |
Mr Mercury 15.06.2009 14:45 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:Mr Mercury wrote: Would the bastard whole stole the sun please return it as soon as possible as its bloody freezing up here. Please?no chance. im keeping it down here now for the Ginsters comment :-] Its ok. Someone else lent me theirs. :P |
@ndy38 15.06.2009 15:41 |
Just back from the Download Festival, damn that was good! |
its_a_hard_life 26994 15.06.2009 15:50 |
@ catqueen
Thank you, thank you, thank you! [img=/images/smiley/msn/regular_smile.gif][/img] |
its_a_hard_life 26994 15.06.2009 15:52 |
@ndy38 wrote: Just back from the Download Festival, damn that was good!Haha! Awesome! My oldest brother went to that. I'm going to Sonisphere festival in August. Two days full of glorious music! ;D |
Lady Nyx 15.06.2009 16:16 |
its_a_hard_life wrote: I could be finishing College early before everyone at Music Tech because I'm done with all my assignments. It pays off to work your ass haaaaaaaard. I'm so proud of myself. [img=/images/smiley/msn/teeth_smile.gif][/img] AC/DC in two weeks time... Same with Bruce Springsteen and Lenny Kravitz. :) good girl!!! ill have a vicarious shot in your honor soon 8-) ugh. im a lil nervous for 2010 O.o |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 15.06.2009 16:18 |
Lady Nyx wrote:its_a_hard_life wrote: I could be finishing College early before everyone at Music Tech because I'm done with all my assignments. It pays off to work your ass haaaaaaaard. I'm so proud of myself. [img=/images/smiley/msn/teeth_smile.gif][/img] AC/DC in two weeks time... Same with Bruce Springsteen and Lenny Kravitz. :)good girl!!! ill have a vicarious shot in your honor soon 8-) ugh. im a lil nervous for 2010 O.o proper job! well done!! :D |
Killer Queenie 15.06.2009 17:45 |
7 working days until I officially finished high school forever. Whoot! College in September... |
Killer Queenie 15.06.2009 17:45 |
Ooop, double post. Stupid laptop... |
its_a_hard_life 26994 15.06.2009 20:13 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:Lady Nyx wrote:proper job! well done!! :Dits_a_hard_life wrote: I could be finishing College early before everyone at Music Tech because I'm done with all my assignments. It pays off to work your ass haaaaaaaard. I'm so proud of myself. [img=/images/smiley/msn/teeth_smile.gif][/img] AC/DC in two weeks time... Same with Bruce Springsteen and Lenny Kravitz. :)good girl!!! ill have a vicarious shot in your honor soon 8-) ugh. im a lil nervous for 2010 O.o Cheers pals! :) x |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 16.06.2009 05:19 |
so,what bizzareness awaits me today,any more ex-girlfreinds tracking me down on facebook after 25 years? already been a busy bee,watered the garden [got a shitload of veggies growing and my first flower has just opened yay!] and been fishing off the pier [2 fresh mackerel for breakfast]. |
Lady Nyx 16.06.2009 14:18 |
i hate reality -_- i hate where i live, i hate the fact that i know im going to get stuck in something i wont like, and im worried my dreams are crushed because ive been relying too long on "bandmates" to give me confidence. i realized that i have no confidence because i dont know how/what to do about this by myself. im still a nobody. and i hate my voice. yet its the only talent i guess i have. wtf, life? i wanna live in my head again. |
john bodega 16.06.2009 14:23 |
I have nothing but contempt for that mrs bad guy moron, and no real desire to co-habitate on a forum where people like that post. I can handle stupid pricks like Treasure Moment and Jake Britt, but this is ignorance on a whole new scale. |
Killer Queenie 16.06.2009 15:16 |
I wanna send Ollie mail... But it takes him forever to reply... Or you just never get a reply... Hmm... Still, West End Live on Saturday. xD Whooot!! |
its_a_hard_life 26994 16.06.2009 15:33 |
September should be good! COLLLEGEEEEE and the head of music said I'll be in for a treat....??? OOOOO LA LA! They won't tell me what it is just yet... God damn you woman! ;P I'm excited. :D |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 16.06.2009 17:39 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: so,what bizzareness awaits me today,any more ex-girlfreinds tracking me down on facebook after 25 years? already been a busy bee,watered the garden [got a shitload of veggies growing and my first flower has just opened yay!] and been fishing off the pier [2 fresh mackerel for breakfast].paragliders flying about my house inches from my front window,thats what bizzareness i had today :-p |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 16.06.2009 17:40 |
Lady Nyx wrote: i hate reality -_- i hate where i live, i hate the fact that i know im going to get stuck in something i wont like, and im worried my dreams are crushed because ive been relying too long on "bandmates" to give me confidence. i realized that i have no confidence because i dont know how/what to do about this by myself. im still a nobody. and i hate my voice. yet its the only talent i guess i have. wtf, life? i wanna live in my head again.*hugs* |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 17.06.2009 05:26 |
just watched the footage of Mitsuharu Misawa dying in the wrestling ring in Japan this past Saturday.not something i want to watch again :-[ |
its_a_hard_life 26994 17.06.2009 11:13 |
THE COLLEGE MUSIC PERFORMANCE GROUP PLAYED "SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT" TODAY. Yay. They fucking rocked. Especially my friends. [img=/images/smiley/msn/shades_smile.gif][/img] |
Lady Nyx 17.06.2009 22:12 |
can it be fall yet? i just wanna know where my life is going. |
Mr Mercury 18.06.2009 05:04 |
Apparently there is now a proposal to ban smoking in cars whilst you have a child in there with you........ I would love to see how they would tackle this law seeing as they cant or dont seem to be doing much about the "dont use your mobile whilst driving" one............. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 18.06.2009 05:28 |
Mr Mercury wrote: Apparently there is now a proposal to ban smoking in cars whilst you have a child in there with you........ I would love to see how they would tackle this law seeing as they cant or dont seem to be doing much about the "dont use your mobile whilst driving" one.............yeah,god help you if you are eating an apple whilst driving though.. |
Killer Queenie 18.06.2009 09:28 |
Bastards!!! Gay!!! So wanted to go!!! Urgh... |
Mr Mercury 18.06.2009 10:40 |
Has anyone been watching Match Of The Day Live on BBC4? Italy are playing Egypt tonight. This should be either the most one sided match or Italy might not bother turning up...... South Africa nearly broke into a sweat against New Zealand last night....... |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 18.06.2009 11:01 |
Mr Mercury wrote: Has anyone been watching Match Of The Day Live on BBC4? Italy are playing Egypt tonight. This should be either the most one sided match or Italy might not bother turning up...... South Africa nearly broke into a sweat against New Zealand last night....... i nearly watched Spain v Iraq last night then remembered that i had paint drying... shall be watching the under 21 game on sky instead at 7.30pm im now trying to fathom why im paying a shitload of money to Sky for their 12 movie channels when ive just booked the Bond movie at 9.30pm on Box Office for £4 because there's sod all on any other channel worth watching and yet im paying £50+ a month for it? Setanta fnally replied to my email yesterday btw and will cancel my contract in August,so im now paying them £15 a month for poker and Aussie Rules Football!!!! let this be a lesson to everyone who's thinking of getting add-on tv channels..dont! :-p |
Mr Mercury 18.06.2009 11:48 |
MP's expenses - most of the information about what they spent our taxpayers money on is blacked out. What a fecking surprise.......... http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090618/tuk-expenses-details-released-by-commons-dba1618_2.html Why did they bother since most of it was in the Telegraph? |
john bodega 18.06.2009 12:18 |
Screw Australian football. They keep making the rules wimpier and most of the teams are a fucking joke. And to add insult to the injury, they want to make MORE teams in the competition! Fucking waste of time. |
Yara 18.06.2009 13:46 |
Lady Nyx wrote: i hate reality -_- i hate where i live, i hate the fact that i know im going to get stuck in something i wont like, and im worried my dreams are crushed because ive been relying too long on "bandmates" to give me confidence. i realized that i have no confidence because i dont know how/what to do about this by myself. im still a nobody. and i hate my voice. yet its the only talent i guess i have. wtf, life? i wanna live in my head again. Hi, Lady Nyx! I hope you're feeling better. Albeit never having met you in person, you come across here as a very sweet, upbeat and smart person. For instance, it may be the case that you're being unfair with yourself by saying that your voice is your only talent. You have commented on having a very good ear for music - which few people have and is a wonderful talent - and playing some hard songs on the guitar. You do seem to have a knack for arts and music - and I think that if you keep dedicating yourself to it, if that's really what you wanna do, good opportunities will come up. You may hate your voice, ok - but if you take a hindsight view of what people have said about it, I'm sure you're going to find among your memories many instances of people praising your voice or other talents you have which may seem to you so natural that you don't even regard them as such. When we feel sad we have these feelings, but these are the impressions which usually don't match the reality. It's a distorted picture taken in a given moment. You're lucky that you hate your voice when you're sad - when I'm sad, I hate everything in me, from "my head down to my toes". :-))) Anyway, I hope you feel better. :op Hug (2) [waiting Joxer hug you first in order to avoid turning it into rugby lol] |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 18.06.2009 14:39 |
^put the kettle on as im still hugging :-] |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 18.06.2009 14:55 |
Zebonka12 wrote: Screw Australian football. They keep making the rules wimpier and most of the teams are a fucking joke. And to add insult to the injury, they want to make MORE teams in the competition!Fucking waste of time. reply: ive never understood the fascination of it to anyone,especially the VERY tight shorts. in womens volleyball they are essential [otherwise no one would watch] but not on an Aussie bloke holding odd shaped balls :-[ anyway,im now paying £15 for the next 2 months for that crap as Setanta have sod all else to show apart from poker which is as much a 'sport' as bass fishing is |
Mr Mercury 18.06.2009 18:17 |
Feck me - Egypt 1 Italy 0. Italy never turned up then. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 18.06.2009 18:23 |
Mr Mercury wrote: Feck me - Egypt 1 Italy 0. Italy never turned up then.you're as good as me for predicting footie scores :-] |
Lady Nyx 18.06.2009 21:43 |
Yara wrote:Lady Nyx wrote: i hate reality -_- i hate where i live, i hate the fact that i know im going to get stuck in something i wont like, and im worried my dreams are crushed because ive been relying too long on "bandmates" to give me confidence. i realized that i have no confidence because i dont know how/what to do about this by myself. im still a nobody. and i hate my voice. yet its the only talent i guess i have. wtf, life? i wanna live in my head again.Hi, Lady Nyx! I hope you're feeling better. Albeit never having met you in person, you come across here as a very sweet, upbeat and smart person. For instance, it may be the case that you're being unfair with yourself by saying that your voice is your only talent. You have commented on having a very good ear for music - which few people have and is a wonderful talent - and playing some hard songs on the guitar. You do seem to have a knack for arts and music - and I think that if you keep dedicating yourself to it, if that's really what you wanna do, good opportunities will come up. You may hate your voice, ok - but if you take a hindsight view of what people have said about it, I'm sure you're going to find among your memories many instances of people praising your voice or other talents you have which may seem to you so natural that you don't even regard them as such. When we feel sad we have these feelings, but these are the impressions which usually don't match the reality. It's a distorted picture taken in a given moment. You're lucky that you hate your voice when you're sad - when I'm sad, I hate everything in me, from "my head down to my toes". :-))) Anyway, I hope you feel better. :op Hug (2) [waiting Joxer hug you first in order to avoid turning it into rugby lol] hey there- this all stems from the fact that i had a wonderful time in europe and came back to the terrible reality that there is really NOTHING where i live. my original lack of confidence is back, as im back in my original place before i left (if that makes sense). basically i predicted my feelings to coming back exactly as they turned out (no, its not a self fufilling prophesy, i just knew what i left with and knew what i was in forwhen i got back). i SHOULD be happy right now! im graduating this year, with a bachelors in languages. i have a question mark of a year (2010) which gives me a chance to do whatever the hell i want! but the one thing that i believe kept me going (Music) was my band that i have struggled to keep together this whole time. it was supposed to "save me" from real life, or so i hoped. now i have nothing. and i cant do this by myself. i realized its not going anywhere, and ive been living in my head this whole time thinking these talented people would take me somewhere, but in reality they have their heads up their asses and arent going nowhere. and now i have to start from square one. its a huge dissapointment because its the only thing that really kept me happy- and it was all basically a failiure/farce. now i realize i have to use my "back up" plan which i dreaded using. as for hating my voice- its not what others have said. its what i think of it anyway. its not what i want it to be and im frustrated. i never give a shit of what others think of it- im my own worst critic, so what i think at the end of the day matters most. im just kinda lost on what to do now. im just trying to get a job so i can make ends meet, and not freak out once school is over. |
Lady Nyx 18.06.2009 22:09 |
im mostly just scared that this is a pivotal (sp?) point in my life where i could be stuck in something im unhappy with for the rest of my life. i will end up being stuck with commitments that will tether me into this place forever, and i wont have room to blossom as the musician i want to be. i know its totally up to me on what happens in life, but when you look around you, and you dont see the possibililty, its terrifying. i thought i had the possiblity to be in a band, because these people approached ME and TOLD me they wanted to do this! i guess they didnt want it that badly. i gave them one too many chances believing they would get serious, but here it is. im 21. i know i have my life ahead of me. im scared of waking up one day, 30 years old, and still being stuck in a place i dont want. it might be silly of me to think that, but ive seen it happen to so many people. i can only hope that fear will drive me as far away from that as possible. |
john bodega 19.06.2009 01:39 |
You're 21?? No way are you stuck!!! Never let anyone tell you any different; there's always something else you can do. It might not be a good idea of course but that's life. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 19.06.2009 06:15 |
Lady Nyx wrote: im mostly just scared that this is a pivotal (sp?) point in my life where i could be stuck in something im unhappy with for the rest of my life. i will end up being stuck with commitments that will tether me into this place forever, and i wont have room to blossom as the musician i want to be. i know its totally up to me on what happens in life, but when you look around you, and you dont see the possibililty, its terrifying. i thought i had the possiblity to be in a band, because these people approached ME and TOLD me they wanted to do this! i guess they didnt want it that badly. i gave them one too many chances believing they would get serious, but here it is. im 21. i know i have my life ahead of me. im scared of waking up one day, 30 years old, and still being stuck in a place i dont want. it might be silly of me to think that, but ive seen it happen to so many people. i can only hope that fear will drive me as far away from that as possible.*still hugging* :-p |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 19.06.2009 06:18 |
looks as if the seagulls have been using my windows as target practice this morning... |
its_a_hard_life 26994 19.06.2009 07:58 |
I hope one day one of my friends gets fucked in the face for his behaviour. OUT OF FUCKING ORDER.
I'm thinking of hiring a dude who'll do it for me. XD lol jks. Going cinema with my friends today!!!!! YAY. :) |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 19.06.2009 09:06 |
its_a_hard_life wrote: I hope one day one of my friends gets fucked in the face for his behaviour. OUT OF FUCKING ORDER.I'm thinking of hiring a dude who'll do it for me. XD lol jks. Going cinema with my friends today!!!!! YAY. :) reply: if its Transformers you're watching then take earplugs..its LOUD! VERY LOUD!! |
Lady Nyx 19.06.2009 12:27 |
its_a_hard_life wrote: I hope one day one of my friends gets fucked in the face for his behaviour. OUT OF FUCKING ORDER. I'm thinking of hiring a dude who'll do it for me. XD lol jks. Going cinema with my friends today!!!!! YAY. :) oh my, what happened?! |
Lady Nyx 19.06.2009 12:29 |
Zebonka12 wrote: You're 21?? No way are you stuck!!! Never let anyone tell you any different; there's always something else you can do. It might not be a good idea of course but that's life. and i refuse to accept that mentality :) i know what i want to do and am meant to do, the problem is its such a gamble. i just want certainty. theres nothing else in life i want to do. its very conflicting. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 19.06.2009 13:36 |
*desert dog* *gasps* |
Lady Nyx 19.06.2009 13:55 |
Lady Nyx wrote:Zebonka12 wrote: You're 21??No way are you stuck!!! Never let anyone tell you any different; there's always something else you can do. It might not be a good idea of course but that's life. and i refuse to accept that mentality :) i know what i want to do and am meant to do, the problem is its such a gamble. i just want certainty. theres nothing else in life i want to do. its very conflicting. these reply boxes are messed up O.o |
Mr Mercury 19.06.2009 14:45 |
Lady Nyx wrote: these reply boxes are messed up O.o All you need is a small amount of html know how to fix that problem. For instance, you can use the quote - endquote function. To do this, simply put the word QUOTE (it must be in capitals) inside a set of square brackets, not those round ones. now copy or type the bit of text you want to use. Now end the bit by putting /QUOTE - again it must be in capitals - (remember the " / " ) inside a set of square brackets. Now you have just used html to create a quote. or You could just quote the person as normal, then copy the bit of text, double click on the person you are quoting's text - it should show a square - and then paste the text you copied under the text that was already there. Now you should have fixed the problem. Hope that helps. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 19.06.2009 16:20 |
Slashy's coming home! *does a little jig* |
Lady Nyx 19.06.2009 16:44 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: Slashy's coming home! *does a little jig* YAY!!!!! :D put a strap around it so it never flies away again! |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 19.06.2009 18:16 |
Lady Nyx wrote:i shall hold onto it until i lose the feeling in my fingers and pass out due to lack of blood flow..JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: Slashy's coming home! *does a little jig*YAY!!!!! :D put a strap around it so it never flies away again! |
StoneColdClassicQueen 20.06.2009 02:19 |
SCHOOOOOOOOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER! Woo hoo! Last day of tenth grade was today! And my cousin graduated from high school today! Monday, my sister graduates!!!! Can't wait.... >< |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 20.06.2009 05:40 |
if i didnt know better i would swear that was Freya singing 'hit me baby one more time' in Trafalgar Square on that T-mobile advert.. |
Mr Mercury 20.06.2009 17:42 |
Lewis Hamilton - has he actually turned up for the Formula 1 this season? |
Winter Land Man 21.06.2009 00:18 |
Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz "Well, east coast girls are hip I really dig those styles they wear" |
john bodega 21.06.2009 04:28 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: if i didnt know better i would swear that was Freya singing 'hit me baby one more time' in Trafalgar Square on that T-mobile advert..It's good when a hobby pays off!! |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 21.06.2009 07:26 |
Zebonka12 wrote:JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: if i didnt know better i would swear that was Freya singing 'hit me baby one more time' in Trafalgar Square on that T-mobile advert..It's good when a hobby pays off!! if i can find the advert i'll post a link and let you make up your own mind.its right at the end of the advert when there's a group of 'girls' singing the line "hit me baby one more time" and i swear the girl on the left is Freya..[going by pix we've seen of her on here],if not,its her doppleganger :-p http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbYLK3enIPc right,its the group of girls right at the beginning of the clip..is it or isnt it her...? |
john bodega 21.06.2009 07:45 |
HA!!!! Close but no cigar I guess. |
john bodega 21.06.2009 07:46 |
While we're on that ad, I think I'd marry half of those girls at least. What angels! |
Rick 21.06.2009 10:33 |
Okay, I'm planning to go to Australia with a fellow student next year (for three months). Now we need to find a place to stay :P |
Yara 21.06.2009 11:05 |
Hi folks! Please, please, please, please...[running out of breath]...I come here to...ask you for some tips as to what good, new albums have you been listening? Any thoughts? It doesn't need to be absolutely recent either, if you feel like suggesting something different, I don't know...any thoughts are welcomed. :-)) :-) Take care you all! Yara |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 21.06.2009 11:09 |
Yara wrote: Hi folks! Please, please, please, please...[running out of breath]...I come here to...ask you for some tips as to what good, new albums have you been listening? Any thoughts? It doesn't need to be absolutely recent either, if you feel like suggesting something different, I don't know...any thoughts are welcomed. :-)) :-) Take care you all! YaraEmpire of The Sun's new cd is worth a listen |
Yara 21.06.2009 11:13 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:Yara wrote: Hi folks! Please, please, please, please...[running out of breath]...I come here to...ask you for some tips as to what good, new albums have you been listening? Any thoughts? It doesn't need to be absolutely recent either, if you feel like suggesting something different, I don't know...any thoughts are welcomed. :-)) :-) Take care you all! YaraEmpire of The Sun's new cd is worth a listen Great! Thanks, Joxer. I don't know the band, I'll look out for it today. Yes, I have a tip in my pocket already!!! [happy] :-)) |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 21.06.2009 14:53 |
^its a bit 'Mika meets Moby in the mall' if you like that type of thing... |
its_a_hard_life 26994 21.06.2009 18:43 |
I went into one of my favourite rock stores and found an AWESOME Led Zeppelin studded wristband. IT'S GOING TO BE MINE SOON. I have my evil eyes on it. ;) \m/ I've now finished College till September!!!!! Next year is my LAST year in Music Technology... Four fucking years, man... Four bloody years... I've loved every single second of it... Even with the blood, sweat and tears... (there wasn't really any blood involved... lol). |
Lady Nyx 21.06.2009 20:58 |
its_a_hard_life wrote: I went into one of my favourite rock stores and found an AWESOME Led Zeppelin studded wristband. IT'S GOING TO BE MINE SOON. I have my evil eyes on it. ;) \m/ I've now finished College till September!!!!! Next year is my LAST year in Music Technology... Four fucking years, man... Four bloody years... I've loved every single second of it... Even with the blood, sweat and tears... (there wasn't really any blood involved... lol). no blood? oh well that makes it boring then XD |
john bodega 22.06.2009 00:10 |
its_a_hard_life wrote: I went into one of my favourite rock stores and found an AWESOME Led Zeppelin studded wristband. IT'S GOING TO BE MINE SOON. I have my evil eyes on it. ;) \m/YEAH Hit some bastards with it! |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 22.06.2009 04:04 |
Lady Nyx wrote:its not really trying without any blood involved is it? XDits_a_hard_life wrote: I went into one of my favourite rock stores and found an AWESOME Led Zeppelin studded wristband. IT'S GOING TO BE MINE SOON. I have my evil eyes on it. ;) \m/ I've now finished College till September!!!!! Next year is my LAST year in Music Technology... Four fucking years, man... Four bloody years... I've loved every single second of it... Even with the blood, sweat and tears... (there wasn't really any blood involved... lol).no blood? oh well that makes it boring then XD |
pg 22.06.2009 04:38 |
its_a_hard_life wrote: I went into one of my favourite rock stores and found an AWESOME Led Zeppelin studded wristband. IT'S GOING TO BE MINE SOON. I have my evil eyes on it. ;) \m/ :-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))) evil eyes. |
catqueen 22.06.2009 11:56 |
When will my computor be fixed? Why does it have to take so long? I'm a nice person, why does this keep happening? |
Mr Mercury 22.06.2009 12:52 |
So Michael Schumacher is The Stig............ apparently........... maybe. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 22.06.2009 13:11 |
Mr Mercury wrote: So Michael Schumacher is The Stig............ apparently........... maybe. and im Damon Hill.. |
Mr Mercury 22.06.2009 13:16 |
It "must" be true Joxer, its in Sky news http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Showbiz-News/Top-Gear-Is-F1-Legend-Michael-Schumacher-Really-The-Stig/Article/200906415314084?lpos=Showbiz_News_Third_Home_Page_Article_Teaser_Region__3&lid=ARTICLE_15314084_Top_Gear%3A_Is_F1_Legend_Michael_Schumacher_Really_The_Stig |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 22.06.2009 13:43 |
Mr Mercury wrote: It "must" be true Joxer, its in Sky news http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Showbiz-News/Top-Gear-Is-F1-Legend-Michael-Schumacher-Really-The-Stig/Article/200906415314084?lpos=Showbiz_News_Third_Home_Page_Article_Teaser_Region__3&lid=ARTICLE_15314084_Top_Gear%3A_Is_F1_Legend_Michael_Schumacher_Really_The_Stigmmm,i still have my doubts,being the fact its A] Top Gear and they like their pranks and B] he couldnt get it in gear,let alone drive the 'reasonably priced car' and got lost on the track.. he did have a very nice Ferrari though didnt he? and so he should at £1m a pop! |
Lady Nyx 22.06.2009 19:04 |
OWWWWW. sunburn. ehh. ehheheh. >.< at least itll be an epic tan once its all said n done >.< |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 23.06.2009 03:52 |
Lady Nyx wrote: OWWWWW. sunburn. ehh. ehheheh. >.< at least itll be an epic tan once its all said n done >.<*hobbles to the fridge in haste and opens the jar of goosefat* im ready and primed My Empress,where would you like me to rub? :-] |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 23.06.2009 03:59 |
why cant the real NHS be more like the Mill Health Centre in BBC daytime soap Doctors? ive just phoned them regarding a home visit [being the fact i live in the back of beyond and the nearest hospital is 30 miles away] to patch up my blistered foot and it was like the Spanish Inquisition from the receptionist.If it had been in the TV programme i would of had Michelle or Cherry [drools] around here quicker than you can say 'diabetic neuropathic' tending to my every whim and saving a life elsewhere at the same time.Instead ive got to sit by the phone until they find a district nurse willing to come off the beach and out of their surfsuit and fix me..oh hum *twiddles thumbs.opens newspaper,does Express Crusader crossword* |
Lady Nyx 23.06.2009 12:41 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:Lady Nyx wrote: OWWWWW. sunburn. ehh. ehheheh. >.< at least itll be an epic tan once its all said n done >.<*hobbles to the fridge in haste and opens the jar of goosefat* im ready and primed My Empress,where would you like me to rub? :-] XD i was waiting for that goosefat comment. hows that foot doin? |
Rick 23.06.2009 12:47 |
Tomorrow English Fluency & Pronunciation exam (CPE level). This is going to be the paradigm of failure. |
its_a_hard_life 26994 23.06.2009 13:01 |
I'm dressed as a hippie today. I've got a mix and match of metal clothes and hippie clothes... People just assume I dress like a metaller 24/7. XD |
Mr Mercury 23.06.2009 14:36 |
So Setanta finally went tits up today. At least they wont be taking your Direct Debit off you Joxer |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 23.06.2009 15:00 |
Lady Nyx wrote:ive got it bandaged and in one of those airtight boot things,i vented my spleen when i went to the dr's though,strangely they couldnt understand why i was pissed off with having to hobble to the surgery with an open wound in my foot and not have a 'home visit' by either the dr or a nurse.JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:XD i was waiting for that goosefat comment. hows that foot doin?Lady Nyx wrote: OWWWWW. sunburn. ehh. ehheheh. >.< at least itll be an epic tan once its all said n done >.<*hobbles to the fridge in haste and opens the jar of goosefat* im ready and primed My Empress,where would you like me to rub? :-] by the time i had finished venting my spleen they had given me extra bandages and swabs and have arranged a district nurse [hopefully not Nerys Hughes] to visit me on friday to change the dressing. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 23.06.2009 15:03 |
Mr Mercury wrote: So Setanta finally went tits up today. At least they wont be taking your Direct Debit off you Joxertrust me,im gonna be looking like Marty Feldman come the 1st July when i check my bank account to see if they do swipe my money.. i made sure i was watching at 6pm just to say 'i remember when Setanta went off the air' |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 23.06.2009 15:04 |
so the Scot,i mean the Brit,won his first match against Jimi Hendrix at Wimbledon |
Mr Mercury 23.06.2009 15:05 |
Seteanta said they would not be taking anymore payments. But If I was you Joxer, I would cancel it with my bank anyway just incase. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 23.06.2009 15:17 |
Mr Mercury wrote: Seteanta said they would not be taking anymore payments. But If I was you Joxer, I would cancel it with my bank anyway just incase.i had already told them last week when i cancelled the account,i shall be checking though.. |