Here's an idea. QZ collectively pays for a return ticket to send fatty over with some blunt weapons to beat Jake into a bloody pulp. That way, fatty has a great afternoon, and QZ is no longer bothered with 300+ topics filled with reminiscences of a wannabe-sex offender.
ThomasQuinn wrote:
Here's an idea. QZ collectively pays for a return ticket to send fatty over with some blunt weapons to beat Jake into a bloody pulp. That way, fatty has a great afternoon, and QZ is no longer bothered with 300+ topics filled with reminiscences of a wannabe-sex offender.
What do you Zoners say?
I'm up for it. How much is a plane ticket from Edinburgh to New Hampshire? If it's booked months in advance is it much cheaper. No need to worry about hotel bills or anything. I could get a taxi straight from the airport. Batter the shit out of Jake then jump in a taxi back to the airport again. I'm sure if we all chipped in it would only cost about a tenner each. I'll even borrow a video camera and tape it so we could all enjoy it when I got back.
-fatty- wrote:
I'm up for it. How much is a plane ticket from Edinburgh to New Hampshire? If it's booked months in advance is it much cheaper. No need to worry about hotel bills or anything. I could get a taxi straight from the airport. Batter the shit out of Jake then jump in a taxi back to the airport again. I'm sure if we all chipped in it would only cost about a tenner each. I'll even borrow a video camera and tape it so we could all enjoy it when I got back.
fatty.
I was really looking foreward to ThomasQuinn doing it, to prove he's not a sissy. But either way works.
You should set up a paypal account for people to give you money to come on over.
-fatty- wrote:
I'm up for it. How much is a plane ticket from Edinburgh to New Hampshire? If it's booked months in advance is it much cheaper. No need to worry about hotel bills or anything. I could get a taxi straight from the airport. Batter the shit out of Jake then jump in a taxi back to the airport again. I'm sure if we all chipped in it would only cost about a tenner each. I'll even borrow a video camera and tape it so we could all enjoy it when I got back.
fatty.
You'd probably have to fly to Boston, Mass. from Edinburgh (cost: about 300 pounds), and either take a local flight to the airport at Manchester, NH, or a bus/taxi. Perhaps Jake could even meet you in Boston, to save time. If you sold the video to Queen Productions, they could include it in their next dvd release, which would greatly boost the sales of "Oh No, Not Another Release Of Montreal '81". With the profits from the sale, "Trash Jake" could be made into an annual event, perhaps in due time growing into "The Annual New England Thrash-A-Wannabe-Sex-Offender Marathon". I am sure this initiative would greatly improve relationships between New England and Scotland.
-fatty- wrote:
I'm up for it. How much is a plane ticket from Edinburgh to New Hampshire? If it's booked months in advance is it much cheaper. No need to worry about hotel bills or anything. I could get a taxi straight from the airport. Batter the shit out of Jake then jump in a taxi back to the airport again. I'm sure if we all chipped in it would only cost about a tenner each. I'll even borrow a video camera and tape it so we could all enjoy it when I got back.
fatty.
I was really looking foreward to ThomasQuinn doing it, to prove he's not a sissy. But either way works.
You should set up a paypal account for people to give you money to come on over.
Fatty has been looking forward to this for too long to deny him the pleasure. Treasure Moment, however, is mine.