Winter Land Man 03.04.2009 20:06 |
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Winter Land Man 03.04.2009 20:27 |
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Winter Land Man 03.04.2009 20:57 |
Good morning ladies and gentlemen. |
Freya is quietly judging you. 05.04.2009 18:37 |
Have you got Downs? |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 05.04.2009 18:45 |
Freya is quietly judging you. wrote: Have you got Downs?*snigger* thats so wrong,but it made me laugh so carry on... :-] |
Winter Land Man 05.04.2009 20:02 |
Sorry Freya, but I don't have Down Syndrome. That is something you shouldn't joke about, young lady. |
Saint Jiub 05.04.2009 21:23 |
Freya is quietly judging you. wrote: Have you got Downs? How much further downhill can QZ slide? |
Saif 05.04.2009 21:47 |
You bear an uncanny resemblance to Michael Jackson. |
-fatty- 2850 05.04.2009 22:14 |
Saif wrote: You bear an uncanny resemblance to Michael Jackson. |
Winter Land Man 05.04.2009 23:16 |
THE WAR HAS BEGUN! ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
inu-liger 06.04.2009 02:55 |
fatty wrote:Saif wrote: You bear an uncanny resemblance to Michael Jackson.Dont be so ridiculous. Michael Jackson is hideously deformed whereas Jake is...... Okay I'll give you that. On the other hand, Michael Jackson has a child like brain trapped in a man's body whereas Jake has..... Wait a minute. You wouldn't leave Michael Jackson alone in the care of children, while Jake is perf..... Oh, hang on. Jake, can you moonwalk? fatty PS My brother has downs syndrome and he says "Don't you think we have it bad enough already? The last we need is to be told we look like Jake." LMAO |
Treasure Moment 06.04.2009 05:34 |
Saif wrote: You bear an uncanny resemblance to Michael Jackson. not to mention jean claude van damme |
Freya is quietly judging you. 06.04.2009 08:31 |
Mr. Britt wrote:Freya is quietly judging you. wrote: Have you got Downs?Yes, I've got downsyndrome. Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. And with the photos you have posted on Queenzone, and the videos you have posted on youtube, no wonder there's a guy named Danny who has stalked you on the net. He probably looks at those photos and videos while masturbating and thinking of all the evil things he can do to a naughty, mouthy girl like you. He probably uses photoshop and pastes your head on bodies of naked women and let's his imagination run wild. In other words, with an attitude like yours, no wonder you get either enemies, or, men who get obsessed with you. He says there's nothing bettern than the taste of an emo girl, heavy in make up, and mouthy. You go to sleep, scared. Thinking, "danny... danny... danny". Me? Emo? Hahaha. See, there you go being judgmental again, Jake, and being generally sexist. Because I choose to wear make up and "have an attitude" I automatically deserve to be stalked by internet creeps do I? Oh, of course. The way your mind works really bothers me. Everything is sexual for you, and it's weird, gross and wrong. The fact that you've even thought about what Danny, (who, I've more or less forgotten about) does to pictures of me is unsettling. Also - I don't know what videos of me you've been looking at, but as I remember, the only ones I have ever posted are the tongue in cheek photo montage ones that my friend made. I'm not sure what this constant need you have to post pictures of yourself is, but I'm pretty sure nobody here wants to see your lesbian PE teacher face, so maybe find somewhere else to post them? A forum for burns victims might be nice, as you will probably make them feel a ton better about themselves :) |
-fatty- 2850 06.04.2009 10:18 |
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Winter Land Man 06.04.2009 11:16 |
Ya gotta kick those fuckin' fatty's... yeah yeah |
Winter Land Man 06.04.2009 11:18 |
He said that it didn't happen He said that it didn't happen We gotta kick those fuckin' fatty's! Yeah, yeah! |
Winter Land Man 06.04.2009 12:09 |
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Poo, again 06.04.2009 12:13 |
White thrash? |
Winter Land Man 06.04.2009 12:16 |
GOING DEEP INTO DEPRESSION |
Freya is quietly judging you. 06.04.2009 12:29 |
Mr. Britt wrote: Dear Freya, The whole point was to disturb you, and I'm glad I did. If down syndrome is something to joke about, and obviously I do NOT have it, then why not joke about Danny? I remember a person posted a link of you in a video on youtube and I assume it was him, as he was talking like he was the happiest man in the world to see such a thing. When you provoke problems, I'll just make them worse. Have a nice day, vag. Feel free to joke about Danny. I just don't like, and have never liked the way you talk about women, it's demeaning and gross. And the Downs question wasn't a joke, you genuienely do look a bit wrong in the face. Other than being compared with Jake, which I'd admit is offensive to anyone, I'm not meaning it offensively at all. Also, as far as I am aware, having downs syndrome doesn't mean you're stupid, and doesn't mean you don't have a sense of humour, so there's so reason to jump to their defence, as I'm pretty sure they're capable of that themselves. |
Sergei. 06.04.2009 12:47 |
link TEST |
Winter Land Man 06.04.2009 12:58 |
Oh no no no. Mr. Scott Simpson won't get away with this doo doo. |
Freya is quietly judging you. 06.04.2009 13:35 |
Jake, you look and act mentally ill, live with it. |
-fatty- 2850 06.04.2009 13:55 |
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JoxerTheDeityPirate 06.04.2009 13:57 |
fatty wrote: I have to agree with Jake in this case. I suspect that I have a bit more experience with downs syndrome than Freya and she may have confused whatever Jake has with downs syndrome. But let's face facts. There is something wrong with Jake. I've tried looking it up on the internet but all I can come up with is that he's a fucking moron. I don't think it's genetic although there's a good chance his parents are fucking morons too, otherwise they would have had the sense to put him in a sack with some bricks and throw him in a river years ago. People with downs syndrome are often friendly and outgoing. Something Jake could never be accused of. fatty. its what happens when 1st cousins marry or "St Just Syndrome" as its known locally.. |
Freya is quietly judging you. 06.04.2009 14:08 |
fatty wrote:
People with downs syndrome are often friendly and outgoing. Something Jake could never be accused of.
fatty.
True. Very true. But yes, I think we can all agree that there is something mentally very very wrong with Jake, and his face indicates parts of it has fallen off at some stage and a blind man has glued them back on. |
-fatty- 2850 06.04.2009 14:09 |
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Poo, again 06.04.2009 14:19 |
Mr. Britt wrote:Poo, again wrote: White thrash?White trash are people who are rednecks and constantly listen to old country music, wear really dirty clothes (the men wear overalls), and they live in tiny rectangular houses that have wheels :-O ..... So no, not white trash, though my Dad and sister really do look like that. There's no photoshop jobs there. In my country, you would be considered white thrash. Entirely based on your pictures. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 06.04.2009 14:33 |
fatty wrote: I think the relationship is a little closer than first cousins. Jake's father is also his grandfather, brother, two cousins and a niece. He's the only guy I know who's family tree had Dutch Elm Disease. Try to imagine the Hillbillies folk from Deliverance but without the effort they put into foreplay. fatty. lol |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 06.04.2009 14:34 |
Freya is quietly judging you. wrote: fatty wrote: People with downs syndrome are often friendly and outgoing. Something Jake could never be accused of. fatty.True. Very true. But yes, I think we can all agree that there is something mentally very very wrong with Jake, and his face indicates parts of it has fallen off at some stage and a blind man has glued them back on. reply: perhaps it was that blind woman being stalked by Lionel Richie in Hello...? |
Winter Land Man 06.04.2009 15:36 |
Uncle Pete fooling around in Shop Express http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee138/jacobbritt01/Family/Pete/PeteThyWitch.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"> |
Winter Land Man 06.04.2009 15:42 |
We are the champions and we will not back down from Fatty Kingdom |
Winter Land Man 06.04.2009 15:53 |
Dad and my neice, Keira http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee138/jacobbritt01/Family/Dad/100_0042.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"> |
Mr.Jingles 06.04.2009 16:21 |
fatty wrote: Dont be so ridiculous. Michael Jackson is hideously deformed whereas Jake is...... Okay I'll give you that. On the other hand, Michael Jackson has a child like brain trapped in a man's body whereas Jake has..... Wait a minute. You wouldn't leave Michael Jackson alone in the care of children, while Jake is perf..... Oh, hang on. Jake, can you moonwalk? fatty PS My brother has downs syndrome and he says "Don't you think we have it bad enough already? The last we need is to be told we look like Jake." LMAO! |
-fatty- 2850 06.04.2009 16:55 |
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its_a_hard_life 26994 06.04.2009 18:47 |
If ya aint got long hair, ya aint no interest. $£%^$^|£"^^$&*£!"^&£^!*&^&*^!"£*!£^*&^*&^£*!$^£!$^ |
Winter Land Man 07.04.2009 09:53 |
its_a_hard_life wrote: If ya aint got long hair, ya aint no interest. $£%^$^|£"^^$&*£!"^&£^!*&^&*^!"£*!£^*&^*&^£*!$^£!$^ I agree with that about females. I only like females who have nice long hair. |
-fatty- 2850 07.04.2009 10:01 |
Mr. Britt wrote:its_a_hard_life wrote: If ya aint got long hair, ya aint no interest. $£%^$^|£"^^$&*£!"^&£^!*&^&*^!"£*!£^*&^*&^£*!$^£!$^I agree with that about females. I only like females who have nice long hair. |
Winter Land Man 07.04.2009 10:34 |
"...They tell me you like it dangerous, They say you like it naughty, I like it anyway possible So Mr. Simpson, rock with me!!!" |
inu-liger 07.04.2009 12:21 |
Jake, would appreciate it if you would stop spamming my Personal Messages inbox, please and thanks kindly. Otherwise, shall have to respond in kind :-) |
-fatty- 2850 07.04.2009 12:37 |
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Winter Land Man 07.04.2009 12:43 |
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Winter Land Man 07.04.2009 12:44 |
fatty wrote: Inu-Liger> I just got a private message from Jake too. It was in his usual moronic style and involved rape, incest and the murder of new-born children. Does he send the same shite to you? fatty. I just had to laugh at that. |
-fatty- 2850 07.04.2009 12:48 |
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Winter Land Man 07.04.2009 12:50 |
fatty wrote: Jake wrote: "He came into her room at night wearing a black robe. He'd take her and drive her to a wooded area where her grandparents and her mother were, and they'd all have black robes on. They'd take them off and group orgies would ensue... and then they'd bring out the newborn. She was forced to watch as her mother would cut the babies heart out with stone dagger. She'd drink the blood; others eat the flesh. The grandfather and father would fuck her repeatedly. She was forced to have abortions and cook the aborted fetuses." Am I lying? fatty. Nice, a quote from Session 9. That movie is a great psychotic thriller. You can find that quote here - link |
-fatty- 2850 07.04.2009 12:55 |
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Winter Land Man 07.04.2009 13:17 |
Q. What do you call a teenaged boy's used sweaty fudge stained underwear on Fatty's kitchen table? A. Fatty's breakfast. |
Holly2003 07.04.2009 13:39 |
Mr. Britt wrote: Q. What do you call a teenaged boy's used sweaty fudge stained underwear on Fatty's kitchen table? A. His lunch.The boy calls his unwashed underwear his lunch? That doesn't make any sense. |
Mr Mercury 07.04.2009 13:51 |
Holly2003 wrote:Mr. Britt wrote: Q. What do you call a teenaged boy's used sweaty fudge stained underwear on Fatty's kitchen table? A. His lunch.The boy calls his unwashed underwear his lunch? That doesn't make any sense. That is because there is fuck all that tractor boy says make sense. The clueless twat wasnt born with any. No doubt he will put some shite reply to this as well. Predictable he is. |
Winter Land Man 07.04.2009 13:52 |
Holly2003 wrote:Mr. Britt wrote: Q. What do you call a teenaged boy's used sweaty fudge stained underwear on Fatty's kitchen table? A. His lunch.The boy calls his unwashed underwear his lunch? That doesn't make any sense. I think you quoted it wrong. It's Fatty's breakfast. |
Winter Land Man 07.04.2009 14:01 |
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Holly2003 07.04.2009 14:06 |
Mr. Britt wrote:Holly2003 wrote:I think you quoted it wrong. It's Fatty's breakfast.Mr. Britt wrote: Q. What do you call a teenaged boy's used sweaty fudge stained underwear on Fatty's kitchen table? A. His lunch.The boy calls his unwashed underwear his lunch? That doesn't make any sense. Some boy calls Fatty's breakfast his lunch? |
Winter Land Man 07.04.2009 14:10 |
Jake hasn't an ounce of humour. |
Winter Land Man 07.04.2009 14:16 |
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Winter Land Man 07.04.2009 14:19 |
Jake you can't beat me. |
Winter Land Man 07.04.2009 14:30 |
OH NO! Jake has changed his username from Jake, Jake Britt, Jacob Britt, Mr Britt, Britt MD, Dollah, DollahMaker69,Bolens, Bolensdriver, Butterhook, Scandal, Soda, Pepsi, Chris Eisold, Fuckwit, Nipple, Cock-Knocker, Twat-Features, Fanny-Bawz or any whatever to fatty (but with a clever full stop). I surrender Jake. You've beat me fair and square and I wont not never do nuffin ever again. fatty (without the full stop) |
thomasquinn 32989 07.04.2009 15:11 |
My my....Jake is trying to spam the thread so much that people might stop looking at the evidence of his deranged, sad and unhealthy nature. |
-fatty- 2850 07.04.2009 15:12 |
Mr. Britt wrote: Q. What do you call a teenaged boy's used sweaty fudge stained underwear on Fatty's kitchen table? A. Fatty's breakfast. |
thomasquinn 32989 07.04.2009 15:16 |
I hear Jake is the only person to date to get charged with rape for having intercourse with an inflatable dummy. |
-fatty- 2850 07.04.2009 15:21 |
Fair play to Jake. He actually managed to stop a rape. He had a night in. fatty. |
thomasquinn 32989 07.04.2009 15:24 |
The Catholic church is considering making Jake a saint, because a miracle is attributed to him: He was in the morgue, doing what he usually does there, and the corpse scrambled away from underneath him, and ran down the street screaming. It's not quite Lazarus, but the Pope needs all the miracles he can get... |
-fatty- 2850 07.04.2009 15:45 |
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-fatty- 2850 07.04.2009 16:02 |
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inu-liger 07.04.2009 17:07 |
fatty wrote: Inu-Liger> I just got a private message from Jake too. It was in his usual moronic style and involved rape, incest and the murder of new-born children. Does he send the same shite to you? fatty.Not really, but this is what he wrote: Jake Britt wrote: It was Friday night. I wanted to celebrate gettin' this job. I had the flowers, I had the champagne. I went into the kitchen. She was cookin' pasta. I wanted to kiss her. She turned around and before I knew it, there was a pot of boiling water all over my leg. And I don't know if it was the dog barkin', I don't know if it was Emma cryin', but I slapped her. I hit my wife. I love my wife. It was an accident. But I slapped her for it." |
Winter Land Man 07.04.2009 17:15 |
This is over the top, let's chill out boys! |
-fatty- 2850 07.04.2009 17:16 |
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inu-liger 07.04.2009 17:26 |
Get back on those medications, PLEASE Jake. |
Winter Land Man 07.04.2009 22:55 |
I should of gone to sleep a while ago, but didn't. Guess who's fucking idea that was. YES, IT WAS MY IDEA. I saw a monkey trying to eat my cereal this morning and the monkey told me "You know wise words, but they're all mixed up and come out as shit", so I told that animal to get the fuck outside. Fuck all Hell, I'm going for a cigarette right now. Be back in a bit, horn dawgs! |
Winter Land Man 07.04.2009 22:56 |
inu-liger wrote: Get back on those medications, PLEASE Jake. Don't worry Father, for I am in complete and total control. |
Winter Land Man 07.04.2009 22:59 |
I wrote a song a few days ago and it has a "Number 100,000 Hit" written all over it. Yeah! Fuckin' right, boys! Top 100,000 when it's released in 20 years. Now, where was I? Yes, I'm going to go have that nice taste Marlboro Medium cigarette. I'll be back, so don't go itching yo fannies without mah! |
Winter Land Man 07.04.2009 23:06 |
Back when I was in 5th grade, I tell ya, with my very severe ADHD at the time, I was a problem child. They did a report on my at the end of each day and gave the letter to me to give to my parents. One time those pickles complained I had too much red paint on my clothes. Another said blue hair dye is not recommended at that age. Once I barked at the teacher, I may of only been in 5th grade, but that barking was my mating call. Oh yes-sir-eee-scotty! I wanted to nibble on that teacher of mine. Just kidding... she wasn't attractive. But I'm told, though I don't remember, that one of the letters said I was barking. There was this kid named Timothy Blaise, don't know what happened to that lug nut, but he had a huge overbite, just like Freddie's..... an interesting site! |
Winter Land Man 07.04.2009 23:08 |
All right ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, penises and vaginas... it's time for me to settle down and get off the god damn fucking computer. My woman is home and it's time she cooks me dinner, makes me a damn iced coffee, and gives me some stimulation. Like they say when the sparrows are flying again... "The american way of sex, without any funeral!" |
Winter Land Man 07.04.2009 23:11 |
She's not inside yet, so just you pretties hold onto to your tid bits! Once a guy called me RATTLE SNAKE JAKE. I told him to fuck off. |