-fatty- 2850 23.03.2009 21:28 |
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john bodega 23.03.2009 23:38 |
Jake is 21? |
***Marial-B*** 24.03.2009 02:55 |
Yup Zebonka... and poor Raf xD |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 24.03.2009 06:34 |
thats a bit insulting to say the least O Lardy Laird.What has a cheese sandwich ever done to you to deserve having its IQ being compared to Jake? |
Winter Land Man 24.03.2009 14:40 |
I'm not 21. I bought Scott Simpson's book and I call it dreadful. Butterflies are the heroes of the sad and weak. |
-fatty- 2850 24.03.2009 20:47 |
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Winter Land Man 25.03.2009 21:47 |
"When I’m finally gone, I’m gonna be gone without a trace There’s a lot of good times ahead before we’re done And on top of this list of things before I leave this place You are my number one, yes you are my number one!" - S.H. |
-fatty- 2850 26.03.2009 10:17 |
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thomasquinn 32989 26.03.2009 14:12 |
Jake's Intelligence Sighted? Five witnesses report having encountered Jake's intelligence, decency or good sense in fields near ancient stone markers. By our reporter The Right Dishonorable Thomas L. Quinn XXIII, Esq. The National Enquirer reports two sightings of Jake's intelligence as well as three of his decency and good sense. All sightings were made at Salisbury Plane and Avebury (Wiltshire) during the last two weeks, the Enquirer reports. A specialist in Extra-Corporeal Personified Apparitions (ECPA) from Oxford University's applied metaphysics department dismisses the report offhand: "Apparitions and materializations are a serious branch of pseudo-science, and as such are seriously debased by obviously fraudulent reports such as said National Enquirer cover-story" Dr. R.S. Tophanees of Cornell University's parapsychology deparment: "Reports such as these flow in all the time from sad, lonely individuals who start imagining things, as well as from the odd drunk with delirium tremens. Still, you could easily have saved yourself the bother, as in this case, the sighting was truly ridiculous. If you report meeting Oliver Cromwell, or being abducted by space aliens all looking like David Letterman who want to put things up your bum, alright, I can imagine serious media would fall for that. But something as ridiculous as Jake Britt's intelligence, or his decency or good sense, things like that simply don't exist!". |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 26.03.2009 17:01 |
^ thank the maker no one saw it at Salisbury Plain or Amesbury [wiltshire] or they would mistake your post for a reference to Stonehenge |
Mr Mercury 28.03.2009 06:04 |
I thought I saw Jake's IQ the other day. Turns out it was a speck of crap on my shoe. |
john bodega 29.03.2009 00:41 |
Guys, guys, you're breaking my balls! Okay I admit it - Jake is my clone account. An alternate identity; I got his face from random Google Image search results, and have been steadily building up his life story over the years as a sort of part time hobby. In fact I've been pretending to be Jake longer than I've been pretending to be Zebonka.... I honestly did it as a well meaning joke, I never imagined people would be so worked up or offended by it all. Well, YV, Richard; you guys can delete the Jake account now. I've no further use for it - delete it right away! |
Winter Land Man 31.03.2009 05:16 |
Zebonka12 wrote: Guys, guys, you're breaking my balls! Okay I admit it - Jake is my clone account. An alternate identity; I got his face from random Google Image search results, and have been steadily building up his life story over the years as a sort of part time hobby. In fact I've been pretending to be Jake longer than I've been pretending to be Zebonka.... I honestly did it as a well meaning joke, I never imagined people would be so worked up or offended by it all. Well, YV, Richard; you guys can delete the Jake account now. I've no further use for it - delete it right away! I think the only one who is correct around here, is myself, of course, I'm sure some of you... have learned.. many things... while knowing me.... I'm sure, I haven't learned anything from you. |
Winter Land Man 31.03.2009 06:30 |
Writing songs for a possible album
Yes, that's right Scotty! I'm writing songs for a possible album, if I'm up to it. Dance oriented songs, influenced by Freddie Mercury's 'Mr. Bad Guy', but not nearly as good as I'm lame. That's the kind of stuff I enjoy lately. I've been listening to a lot of dance music lately, like Freddie's album as I said, plus... Hilary Duff who has some wonderful groovy songs such as 'Wake Up' and 'Coming Clean'. Also Cyndi Lauper, Baltimora, Peter Wolf, Britney Spears, Mariah Carey, Michael Jackson, and a lot of other pop/dance stuff. I don't really care that it's more of that kind of music. I will be soon recording bits and pieces of these songs in the next month or so, musicians include a friend 'o mine (M.N.) on drums/percussion and a brother in law, (J.R.R.), on guitar and keyboards... who will most likely produce it since he is an accomplished musician and has a lot of experience producing/arranging/writing/performing music. I'm writing the music, lyrics, and I'll do keyboards and piano as well. I'm doing all this because I'm twenty-two years old, and in the music business, I should of had a greatest hits album by now, I mean, look at all the little kids that have release many albums, it's almost like you have to be a teenager to get in the business these days. I'm not doing it for anyone except myself really, I mean, if I recorded a whole album and liked it, and had it pressed (which will be done by Rainbo Records on CD and vinyl), I'd be happy, even if I didn't sell any of them. The album will most likely by ready on a realistic date of 2012 due to the fact I go through phases where I enjoy working on music for a month and then like three months I don't want to work on music. Well, there you go, Scotty! |
Yogurt 31.03.2009 07:10 |
I haven't even read your post but to see something about music and brittney spears and that carrey woman.. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Winter Land Man 31.03.2009 07:17 |
Yogurt wrote: I haven't even read your post but to see something about music and brittney spears and that carrey woman.. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I haven't even seen your vagina, but something about the way you look, and your nickname. I'm guessing it's unshaven, but maybe slightly trimmed. |
john bodega 31.03.2009 07:44 |
Britt, M.D. wrote: I haven't even seen your vagina, but something about the way you look, and your nickname. I'm guessing it's unshaven, but maybe slightly trimmed. That is no way to speak to a lady, and I'm not just saying this because she's cute but I think you should apologise. Man up, for Christ's sake. |
Freya is quietly judging you. 31.03.2009 08:31 |
Jake, you actually make me want to vomit. |
Winter Land Man 31.03.2009 09:40 |
Zebonka12 wrote:Britt, M.D. wrote: I haven't even seen your vagina, but something about the way you look, and your nickname. I'm guessing it's unshaven, but maybe slightly trimmed.That is no way to speak to a lady, and I'm not just saying this because she's cute but I think you should apologise. Man up, for Christ's sake. You're absolutely correct. Yogurt, I am very sorry, that was none of my business and it was immature and un-called for. I guess I've been watching too much of House, M.D. lately... he's a bit of a pervert! |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 31.03.2009 10:19 |
^ not like that he aint |
Winter Land Man 31.03.2009 10:24 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: ^ not like that he aint There was an episode where a girl put regular strawberry jelly in her vagina as a form of birth control, and House said there's a problem. He cottoned swabbed her vagina and took it out and put it under Foreman's nose and said "hmm, smells like vaginatitus". House comments on butts, vaginas, and boobs, on his patients ALL the time. He said Cuddy's boobs look like they are ready to have milk come out. He said to Cameron that the only reason he hired her, cause she is a hottie. He asks a midget lady if she'd like to 'go for a spin' and he almost had an affair with an underage girl, because she was seducing him. He has sex with hookers. |
Winter Land Man 31.03.2009 10:37 |
Freya is quietly judging you. wrote: Jake, you actually make me want to vomit. That's impossible, but I might as well say... Love is what I've lost, what I've gained, and lost again, hell, it's just a life full of pain if you ask me! |
Winter Land Man 31.03.2009 10:38 |
***Marial-B*** wrote: Yup Zebonka... and poor Raf xD Dance.. just dance.. it doesn't matter where or when.. just dance |
Eviltwin 31.03.2009 15:10 |
Ahhhh.... I see all is as it should be here. Carry on. E.T. |
Yogurt 31.03.2009 21:50 |
Indian wrote:Zebonka12 wrote:You're absolutely correct. Yogurt, I am very sorry, that was none of my business and it was immature and un-called for. I guess I've been watching too much of House, M.D. lately... he's a bit of a pervert!Britt, M.D. wrote: I haven't even seen your vagina, but something about the way you look, and your nickname. I'm guessing it's unshaven, but maybe slightly trimmed.That is no way to speak to a lady, and I'm not just saying this because she's cute but I think you should apologise. Man up, for Christ's sake. Wow, I'm shocked you apologized. Even though I don't know you, but seeing the way you dislike some people here, I didn't think you'd apologize. But I'm glad you did. I'll accept it. |
-fatty- 2850 31.03.2009 23:07 |
Yogurt wrote:Indian wrote:Wow, I'm shocked you apologized. Even though I don't know you, but seeing the way you dislike some people here, I didn't think you'd apologize. But I'm glad you did. I'll accept it.Zebonka12 wrote:You're absolutely correct. Yogurt, I am very sorry, that was none of my business and it was immature and un-called for. I guess I've been watching too much of House, M.D. lately... he's a bit of a pervert!Britt, M.D. wrote: I haven't even seen your vagina, but something about the way you look, and your nickname. I'm guessing it's unshaven, but maybe slightly trimmed.That is no way to speak to a lady, and I'm not just saying this because she's cute but I think you should apologise. Man up, for Christ's sake. |
john bodega 01.04.2009 00:33 |
Freya is quietly judging you. wrote: Jake, you actually make me want to vomit. |
Winter Land Man 01.04.2009 04:04 |
fatty wrote:Yogurt wrote:Yogurt> Can I give you a bit of friendly advice? If Jake has sent you a Private Message, and by now he probably has, dont read it. Dont even open it. You're an attractive young lady with a forgiving nature and Jake will exploit that to his own sick ends. He's already made some really creepy comments to a young lady in an another thread this evening and in the past he has sent some disgusting private messages to a girl who was in her early teens. I cant remember her name but it was well known a few years back. Whether or not you accept his apology is up to you but be warned, he is a sick puppy. fatty.Indian wrote:Wow, I'm shocked you apologized. Even though I don't know you, but seeing the way you dislike some people here, I didn't think you'd apologize. But I'm glad you did. I'll accept it.Zebonka2 wrote:You're absolutely correct. Yogurt, I am very sorry, that was none of my business and it was immature and un-called for. I guess I've been watching too much of House, M.D. lately... he's a bit of a pervert!Britt, M.D. wrote: I haven't even seen your vagina, but something about the way you look, and your nickname. I'm guessing it's unshaven, but maybe slightly trimmed.That is no way to speak to a lady, and I'm not just saying this because she's cute but I think you should apologise. Man up, for Christ's sake. Speak up, Scotty! I've talked to her on MSN before. I wasn't rude to her then. Yesterday, I was very horrible and I am sorry for what I've said, due to the fact it was immature and it sounds something like an idiot would say, and I was being an idiot. PS - I don't go around sending private messages to females on this forum trying to be sick, I'm sure I've sent PMs to females on this forum but most likely I was complaining they are being a jerk, but you sure wish I was a pervert. Post some photos of yourself, Scotty! |
john bodega 01.04.2009 06:29 |
Woah, is fatty called Scotty as well? There's a funny one! |
Winter Land Man 01.04.2009 06:55 |
Zebonka12 wrote: Woah, is fatty called Scotty as well? There's a funny one! It's his real name. |
Yogurt 01.04.2009 07:16 |
Indian wrote:fatty wrote:Speak up, Scotty! I've talked to her on MSN before. I wasn't rude to her then. Yesterday, I was very horrible and I am sorry for what I've said, due to the fact it was immature and it sounds something like an idiot would say, and I was being an idiot. PS - I don't go around sending private messages to females on this forum trying to be sick, I'm sure I've sent PMs to females on this forum but most likely I was complaining they are being a jerk, but you sure wish I was a pervert. Post some photos of yourself, Scotty!Yogurt wrote:Yogurt> Can I give you a bit of friendly advice? If Jake has sent you a Private Message, and by now he probably has, dont read it. Dont even open it. You're an attractive young lady with a forgiving nature and Jake will exploit that to his own sick ends. He's already made some really creepy comments to a young lady in an another thread this evening and in the past he has sent some disgusting private messages to a girl who was in her early teens. I cant remember her name but it was well known a few years back. Whether or not you accept his apology is up to you but be warned, he is a sick puppy. fatty.Indian wrote:Wow, I'm shocked you apologized. Even though I don't know you, but seeing the way you dislike some people here, I didn't think you'd apologize. But I'm glad you did. I'll accept it.Zebonka2 wrote:You're absolutely correct. Yogurt, I am very sorry, that was none of my business and it was immature and un-called for. I guess I've been watching too much of House, M.D. lately... he's a bit of a pervert!Britt, M.D. wrote: I haven't even seen your vagina, but something about the way you look, and your nickname. I'm guessing it's unshaven, but maybe slightly trimmed.That is no way to speak to a lady, and I'm not just saying this because she's cute but I think you should apologise. Man up, for Christ's sake. We have NEVER spoken on msn. -------- Thanks fatty. |
Winter Land Man 01.04.2009 07:48 |
Yogurt wrote:Indian wrote:We have NEVER spoken on msn. -------- Thanks fatty.fatty wrote:Speak up, Scotty! I've talked to her on MSN before. I wasn't rude to her then. Yesterday, I was very horrible and I am sorry for what I've said, due to the fact it was immature and it sounds something like an idiot would say, and I was being an idiot. PS - I don't go around sending private messages to females on this forum trying to be sick, I'm sure I've sent PMs to females on this forum but most likely I was complaining they are being a jerk, but you sure wish I was a pervert. Post some photos of yourself, Scotty!Yogurt wrote:Yogurt> Can I give you a bit of friendly advice? If Jake has sent you a Private Message, and by now he probably has, dont read it. Dont even open it. You're an attractive young lady with a forgiving nature and Jake will exploit that to his own sick ends. He's already made some really creepy comments to a young lady in an another thread this evening and in the past he has sent some disgusting private messages to a girl who was in her early teens. I cant remember her name but it was well known a few years back. Whether or not you accept his apology is up to you but be warned, he is a sick puppy. fatty.Indian wrote:Wow, I'm shocked you apologized. Even though I don't know you, but seeing the way you dislike some people here, I didn't think you'd apologize. But I'm glad you did. I'll accept it.Zebonka2 wrote:You're absolutely correct. Yogurt, I am very sorry, that was none of my business and it was immature and un-called for. I guess I've been watching too much of House, M.D. lately... he's a bit of a pervert!Britt, M.D. wrote: I haven't even seen your vagina, but something about the way you look, and your nickname. I'm guessing it's unshaven, but maybe slightly trimmed.That is no way to speak to a lady, and I'm not just saying this because she's cute but I think you should apologise. Man up, for Christ's sake. Yeah, a few years back we talked. Your name is Janet (I think). And your display photo had confetti or something around you. |
Yogurt 01.04.2009 07:51 |
My name isn't Janet. It's close though. It's Jeannette. And I do not have a picture with confetti on my head. |
Winter Land Man 01.04.2009 07:55 |
Yogurt wrote: My name isn't Janet. It's close though. It's Jeannette. And I do not have a picture with confetti on my head. Close enough lol. I don't know what it was. I don't know if it was photoshopped in or what, I don't remember. It just wasn't a regular photo of you, it had things in it, or maybe things in your hair. |
john bodega 01.04.2009 11:02 |
This is getting very Lionel Richie. |
Erin 01.04.2009 11:35 |
Zebonka12 wrote: This is getting very Lionel Richie. LOL |
Sergei. 01.04.2009 20:17 |
Mr. Britt wrote:JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: ^ not like that he aintThere was an episode where a girl put regular strawberry jelly in her vagina as a form of birth control, and House said there's a problem. He cottoned swabbed her vagina and took it out and put it under Foreman's nose and said "hmm, smells like vaginatitus". House comments on butts, vaginas, and boobs, on his patients ALL the time. He said Cuddy's boobs look like they are ready to have milk come out. He said to Cameron that the only reason he hired her, cause she is a hottie. He asks a midget lady if she'd like to 'go for a spin' and he almost had an affair with an underage girl, because she was seducing him. He has sex with hookers. House is a character that doesn't exist, and one with a very exaggerated and unrealistic personality at that. He's amusing and entertaining as a fictional being on television, but he's not the greatest role model in the world... |
Winter Land Man 01.04.2009 20:50 |
Sergei. wrote:Mr. Britt wrote:House is a character that doesn't exist, and one with a very exaggerated and unrealistic personality at that. He's amusing and entertaining as a fictional being on television, but he's not the greatest role model in the world...JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: ^ not like that he aintThere was an episode where a girl put regular strawberry jelly in her vagina as a form of birth control, and House said there's a problem. He cottoned swabbed her vagina and took it out and put it under Foreman's nose and said "hmm, smells like vaginatitus". House comments on butts, vaginas, and boobs, on his patients ALL the time. He said Cuddy's boobs look like they are ready to have milk come out. He said to Cameron that the only reason he hired her, cause she is a hottie. He asks a midget lady if she'd like to 'go for a spin' and he almost had an affair with an underage girl, because she was seducing him. He has sex with hookers. He's not my role model. I don't have a role model. |
-fatty- 2850 01.04.2009 22:36 |
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Crazy LittleThing 01.04.2009 23:20 |
Eviltwin wrote: Ahhhh.... I see all is as it should be here. Carry on. E.T. ET! |
john bodega 02.04.2009 02:14 |
fatty wrote: What about Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, Peter Suthcliffe, Fred West, Josef Fritzl, The fat ugly one out of Drake & Josh? You forgot Carl Tanzler and John Hinckley Jr. Just jokes; but I'm wondering how long this thread can possibly go for? It's really not cool to kick a guy when he's down... |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 02.04.2009 05:45 |
Zebonka12 wrote: This is getting very Lionel Richie. "hellooooooo...is it me your looking for?" that has to be the creepiest music video ever made [apart from Chris De Burghs eyebrows in Lady In Red] |
john bodega 02.04.2009 07:18 |
Absolutely. I've never understood the romance in a teacher following his blind student around, watching her during her ballet classes, and then phoning her up and BREATHING DOWN THE PHONE AT HER. After all of this, she still finds it in her heart to make a clay figure of his head, which is of course grossly inaccurate - but as she's blind and probably only knows what he looks like through some sort of basic sonar capability, I guess it's not such a bad effort. |
Erin 02.04.2009 11:32 |
Building a Lionel Richie head... |
john bodega 02.04.2009 12:02 |
HAAA! It's been years since I saw that |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 02.04.2009 14:04 |
Zebonka12 wrote: HAAA! It's been years since I saw that and may it be many more before i see it again... |