Since it's still fucking freezing as hell up here at the moment, I figured it would still be a good time to share this item I was forwarded before Christmas [img=/images/smiley/msn/tounge_smile.gif][/img]
inu-liger wrote:
Since it's still fucking freezing as hell up here at the moment, I figured it would still be a good time to share this item I was forwarded before Christmas [img=/images/smiley/msn/tounge_smile.gif][/img]
ARE YOU A CANADIAN?
50 FAHRENHEIT (10C)
•Californians shiver uncontrollably
•Canadians plant gardens
35 FAHRENHEIT (1.6C)
•Italian cars won't start
•Canadian drive with the windows down
32 FAHRENHEIT (0C)
•American water freezes
•Canadian water gets thicker
0 FAHRENHEIT (-17.9C)
•New York City landlords finally turn on the heat
•Canadians have the last barbecue of the season
-60 FAHRENHEIT (-51C)
•Mount St. Helens freezes
•Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door to door
-100 FAHRENHEIT (-73C)
•Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
•Ottawa canal opens for skating
-173 FAHRENHEIT (-114C)
•Ethyl alcohol freezes
•Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg
-460 FAHRENHEIT (-273C)
•Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops
•Canadians start saying "cold eh?"
-500 FAHRENHEIT (-295C)
•Hell freezes over
•Leafs win Stanley Cup
inu-liger wrote:
Since it's still fucking freezing as hell up here at the moment, I figured it would still be a good time to share this item I was forwarded before Christmas [img=/images/smiley/msn/tounge_smile.gif][/img]
ARE YOU A CANADIAN?
50 FAHRENHEIT (10C)
•Californians shiver uncontrollably
•Canadians plant gardens
35 FAHRENHEIT (1.6C)
•Italian cars won't start
•Canadian drive with the windows down
32 FAHRENHEIT (0C)
•American water freezes
•Canadian water gets thicker
0 FAHRENHEIT (-17.9C)
•New York City landlords finally turn on the heat
•Canadians have the last barbecue of the season
-60 FAHRENHEIT (-51C)
•Mount St. Helens freezes
•Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door to door
-100 FAHRENHEIT (-73C)
•Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
•Ottawa canal opens for skating
-173 FAHRENHEIT (-114C)
•Ethyl alcohol freezes
•Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg
-460 FAHRENHEIT (-273C)
•Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops
•Canadians start saying "cold eh?"
-500 FAHRENHEIT (-295C)
•Hell freezes over
•Leafs win Stanley Cup
LOL! Those are pretty good!
What's sad is that some of them are true. My friend in Syracuse vouched for the part about New York landlords :-P
Purebred Canadian gal through and through!!
That list is too cute especially the last one eh?...ha ha ha "The Make-Me-Laughs winning the Stanley cup....too funny!!
«¤~Mrš. BÃD GÛŸ~¤» wrote:
Purebred Canadian gal through and through!!
That list is too cute especially the last one eh?...ha ha ha "The Make-Me-Laughs winning the Stanley cup....too funny!!
CANADA ROCKS!!!
We got Canada rocking to the mighty power of Hockey Night! [img=/images/smiley/msn/wink_smile.gif][/img]