Winter Land Man 25.02.2009 18:39 |
The heads are rollin' The death has come upon me! |
Raf 25.02.2009 18:47 |
I'm not sure if you actually ENJOY them... But you're rather obsessed. Half your depreciative metaphors have something to do with rotten-smelling vaginas, dirty vaginas, sperm-filled vaginas or whatever. |
Winter Land Man 25.02.2009 18:52 |
THE NIGHT OF THE DEAD! |
Raf 25.02.2009 18:55 |
Yes, I have, and details about my taste don't necessarily need to be on the internet. There are a couple of girls who know the details, and I guess no-one else needs to know for now. Not everyone is weird enough to the point of having to share it in all kinds of internet forums... |
Winter Land Man 25.02.2009 19:01 |
Taste the oranges and bananas, there is no place for God to hide. |
Raf 25.02.2009 19:22 |
I haven't tried any loose one - but why on Earth would someone prefer it? Jake, you have issues :-P |
Winter Land Man 25.02.2009 19:29 |
I remember some guy told me though, he didn't like tight vaginas, because he liked to feel the sides brush against him, and it gave him happiness. I don't understand what he meant, but what he said was, he doesn't like it tight. So he preferred it different. |
-fatty- 2850 25.02.2009 20:29 |
Jake's obsession with vaginas stems from both natural curiousity and an acute identity disorder. In the course of his lifetime he has only ever had contact with a woman's reproductive organs on two occasions. The first of which was his mothers on the day he was born. Jake's second encounter with a vagina came about two years ago when he raped a retarded girl at the day-care centre he attends. That was the last time he saw her vagina because he wasn't allowed to attend the birth of their mutant offspring nine months later thanks to a restraining order obtained by the girls parents. Of course the real reason for Jake's obsession is that whereas he has little to no contact with vaginas, he suffers an almost constant barrage of reminders that they do exist as he goes about his daily tasks. CUNT, FANNY, TWAT, MINGE, PUSSY. These are all common terms that can be used when addressing young Jacob. The only thing I cannot explain is Jake's pre-occupation with smelly vaginas, especially when you consider that Jake's own personal hygene is of such a poor standard. Indeed it's been said that his heady aroma of body odour, halitosis, urine/faeces/semen/smegma soaked undepants is more than enough to mask the smell of a decomposing dolphin's vagina. fatty. |
Winter Land Man 25.02.2009 20:43 |
Face the heat! |
«¤~Mrš. BÃD GÛŸ~¤» 25.02.2009 20:43 |
Jacob Britt really needs to get a LIFE!!!! |
Winter Land Man 25.02.2009 20:45 |
Be nice! |
«¤~Mrš. BÃD GÛŸ~¤» 25.02.2009 21:07 |
Jacob Britt wrote:«¤~Mrš. BÃD GÛŸ~¤» wrote: Jacob Britt really needs to get a LIFE!!!!And what are you going to do about it? Aren't you like 500 lbs in real life? I think I know who YOU are. Turkey roll neck! Yes, you're that heart-attack-waiting-to-happen, down south. Your stomach is bigger than your ass, so you can't claim to be a Fat Bottomed Girl, because in scale to your gut, your ass is too small. When you get old and end up in a nursing home, I feel bad for the LNA's/CNA's that will have to clean the solid sweat and shit between your crevices. I like gals with great big tits, but not girls who's stomaches stick out past their tits. People like that, need to save their lives, by getting some excersize or starving themselves, whichever they prefer, though the starving thing works faster, it worked for me. You should really crawl back from under the rock or piece of shit from which you came! Plus, you should really learn how to spell you scum sucking bottom-feeder...but that's right, people with a grade six education wouldn't know any better. |
Winter Land Man 25.02.2009 21:13 |
Dun't worrey, I unerstand ur problims w/fat. U can sue McDonald's... they make u over eat. Any 1 wunt 2 eat sum turky? YUM. I try get speleng cheker l8er! |
Saif 25.02.2009 21:23 |
Hmmm, entertaining discussion... |
Raf 25.02.2009 22:08 |
Jake's so grown up. Like I've said once before, I pity his son. I wonder what it must be like to be raised by such an immature freak who hasn't grown up enough yet. |
Winter Land Man 25.02.2009 22:25 |
Sing loud and proud! Let those vocal chords bleed! |
john bodega 25.02.2009 23:32 |
Well, going by your self-pitying PMs to me a few months ago, and then this, it would seem that one should not take anything that you post seriously because it's all a giant leg pull. As such, I don't really feel the need to make fun of you or be abusive anymore. I will, however, endeavour to ignore your pseudo-sociopathic ass. |
Raf 26.02.2009 06:10 |
If you need to relax, find a hobby. Nobody here's responsible for your problems or whatever mental diseases you might have. Last time someone I love died, I didn't come over here to start threads about vaginas. Last time I couldn't swear near someone, I didn't come over here to insult a girl. |
john bodega 26.02.2009 06:29 |
Jacob Britt wrote: I wonder what it's like to walk around in public with a face like yours and to be laughed at. Oh, the irony. |
Ms. Rebel 26.02.2009 08:00 |
SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. |
Poo, again 26.02.2009 08:34 |
I'm sure there's medication for whatever you've got, Jake. |
Winter Land Man 26.02.2009 14:54 |
Raf wrote: If you need to relax, find a hobby. Nobody here's responsible for your problems or whatever mental diseases you might have. Last time someone I love died, I didn't come over here to start threads about vaginas. Last time I couldn't swear near someone, I didn't come over here to insult a girl. I believe I started this thread. I believe that fat girl, tried to insult me first. [img=/images/smiley/msn/shades_smile.gif][/img] So har har har. I was just reminding her to get to the gym and chill out on the food. Once upon a time, I weighed 600 lbs. I just wanted her to know she needs to lose weight or she'll be miserable her whole life. [img=/images/smiley/msn/regular_smile.gif][/img] |
Winter Land Man 26.02.2009 14:57 |
Poo, again wrote: I'm sure there's medication for whatever you've got, Jake. Oh, but I take it. It's killing me. Have a nice day!!! [img=/images/smiley/msn/thumbs_up.gif][/img] |
Winter Land Man 26.02.2009 14:58 |
Zebonka12 wrote:Jacob Britt wrote: I wonder what it's like to walk around in public with a face like yours and to be laughed at.Oh, the irony. My face is pretty normal. His face is messed up. I worry about it. It needs the Michael Jackson surgery. No I must be honest. His face looks UGLY! I can't imagine anyone liking a face like that. If I saw him in person, I'd either slap him across the face or run away and hide in fear due to it being so horrible looking. It doesn't look like a 'bad boy's face' nor a 'good boy's face'... it looks like the face I'd expect to see on a dead body and it scares me. The sunglasses are too big! Your face is very long, you look like you have a wild kind of craniodiaphyseal dysplasia!!! It just scares me so much. And your hair looks like Anita Dobson's.... NOT Brian May's. YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE A BIG BROWN BUTT HOLE!!! IT SCARES THE FUCK OUT OF ME!!!! Your nose does actually looks like Michael Jackson's!!!! This is bothering me so much. It's been giving me nightmares. I'm pacing around my house, thinking that face, teenage zits and all, might attack me. He needs a goddamn paper bag over his head, he can cut the eyes out of the bag, but anything else is just to risky. He'd be arrested around here, with a face like that. |
Winter Land Man 26.02.2009 14:59 |
Ms. Rebel wrote: SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. I am being silent. [img=link |
Winter Land Man 26.02.2009 14:59 |
Ms. Rebel wrote: SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. I am being silent. [img=link |
Ms. Rebel 26.02.2009 15:12 |
This world is going completely crazy. Very heartbreaking. |
inu-liger 26.02.2009 15:34 |
Ms. Rebel wrote: This world is going completely crazy. Very heartbreaking. How do you think I feel when I try dealing with trolls?? Seriously, people like TM and fairydandy (from QOL) make my blood boil... |
Winter Land Man 26.02.2009 15:36 |
inu-liger wrote:Ms. Rebel wrote: This world is going completely crazy. Very heartbreaking.How do you think I feel when I try dealing with trolls?? Seriously, people like TM and fairydandy (from QOL) make my blood boil... At least the boy's from TM don't have a face like Raf's. I'm not sure about fairydandy, I never liked that son of a bitch. He kept sending me dirty private messages when I was on QOL. |
inu-liger 26.02.2009 21:09 |
Jacob Britt wrote:inu-liger wrote:At least the boy's from TM don't have a face like Raf's. I'm not sure about fairydandy, I never liked that son of a bitch. He kept sending me dirty private messages when I was on QOL.Ms. Rebel wrote: This world is going completely crazy. Very heartbreaking.How do you think I feel when I try dealing with trolls?? Seriously, people like TM and fairydandy (from QOL) make my blood boil... I'm not of the same minded opinion as far as Rafael's external appearance is concerned. I think TM and his brother are FAR uglier looking, but then again I'm not gay, so who am I to say? [img=/images/smiley/msn/tounge_smile.gif][/img] |
StoneColdClassicQueen 26.02.2009 21:40 |
Oh..... You again -_- Mmhmm, I had a feeling you'd be back.... Anyways, what's with this discussion on pikachus? (slang for vaginas if you must know; watch Chelsea Lately..) |
john bodega 26.02.2009 21:41 |
Jacob Britt wrote: My face is pretty normal. So was Ted Bundy's. |
Raf 26.02.2009 22:24 |
The girls who I've been involved with aren't ugly and fat like your Jessica - by the way, after having a son with her, how can you insult another girl for her weight...? |
«¤~Mrš. BÃD GÛŸ~¤» 26.02.2009 22:31 |
Jacob Britt wrote:Raf wrote: If you need to relax, find a hobby. Nobody here's responsible for your problems or whatever mental diseases you might have. Last time someone I love died, I didn't come over here to start threads about vaginas. Last time I couldn't swear near someone, I didn't come over here to insult a girl. I believe I started this thread. I believe that fat girl, tried to insult me first. [img=/images/smiley/msn/shades_smile.gif][/img] So har har har. I was just reminding her to get to the gym and chill out on the food. Once upon a time, I weighed 600 lbs. I just wanted her to know she needs to lose weight or she'll be miserable her whole life. [img=/images/smiley/msn/regular_smile.gif][/img] F.Y.I. I'm not fat. You insulted yourself by starting you sick, twisted, crude topic. So, I guess you want us to believe your total lack of respect and dignity is due to a medical cocktail you consume daily?? What a crock of shit!! Go sell it to someone else...No one here is interested in your "Oh woe is me bullshit!" |
john bodega 27.02.2009 00:53 |
It's nothing new. We've had users here pretend to be basically homeless in order to get sympathy... funny how even the poorest of the poor can still swing by QZ to talk about it. |
inu-liger 27.02.2009 02:20 |
Zebonka12 wrote: It's nothing new. We've had users here pretend to be basically homeless in order to get sympathy... funny how even the poorest of the poor can still swing by QZ to talk about it. Wasn't Freddie's Ghetto Trench a notorious example of that? |
inu-liger 27.02.2009 02:24 |
Zebonka12 wrote:Jacob Britt wrote: My face is pretty normal.So was Ted Bundy's. Touché |
Ms. Rebel 27.02.2009 08:07 |
Oh my God! You guys are so fucking immature. Especially you Jake, you started this whole shit. Why are you so obsessed with Raf and his face? Please tell me because I'm starting to be very curious. Everytime you feel like shit you come here and write down things just to insult him. So I was thinking, do you have some feelings for him maybe? As far as I know, Raf's not into that kind of things. But maybe that's turning you on, you know what they say; only unfulfilled love can be romantic. This is really too low. Talking about each others girlfriend and wife, about their weight and looks. That's really pathetic. Let's go back to kindergarten. What's your wife or his girlfriend got to do with this whole thing?? You are acting very ignorant and immature. You should be ashamed of yourself. As Raf said, your wife gave a birth to your son few months ago and you are talking about women and their weight? I mean, teasing people because of their looks or weight always been really pathetic to me and I've never ever teased anyone because of something like that. People usually stop acting they way you are acting after they finish high school, or at least they start to keep their opinions to themselves. |
john bodega 27.02.2009 12:16 |
inu-liger wrote: Wasn't Freddie's Ghetto Trench a notorious example of that? Hmmm, I remember some prize stupidity coming from that user. Dunno how much of it was poverty/sympathy related. |
Winter Land Man 27.02.2009 12:32 |
Raf wrote: The girls who I've been involved with aren't ugly and fat like your Jessica - by the way, after having a son with her, how can you insult another girl for her weight...? Jessica's boobs, happily stick out further than her stomach. She's got VERY big breasts and she's not fat. She's BUSTY. [img=/images/smiley/msn/thumbs_up.gif][/img] Wonderful stimulation! Now, I don't mind chubby girls at all (In fact, I enjoy it), but if you are DISGUSTINGLY overweight, I reckon you need to get on a diet. The girl 'Mrs Bad Guy'... I've seen her photo, and she weighs around 400 - 600 lbs... very unhealthy. A heart attack waiting to happen. I'm not making fun of her. Just stating a truth, a doctor without the certificate. It's about time to get the people to stop suing McDonald's and face the truth they have a problem with over-eating. |
Winter Land Man 27.02.2009 12:34 |
Ms. Rebel wrote: Oh my God! You guys are so fucking immature. Especially you Jake, you started this whole shit. Why are you so obsessed with Raf and his face? Please tell me because I'm starting to be very curious. Everytime you feel like shit you come here and write down things just to insult him. So I was thinking, do you have some feelings for him maybe? As far as I know, Raf's not into that kind of things. But maybe that's turning you on, you know what they say; only unfulfilled love can be romantic. This is really too low. Talking about each others girlfriend and wife, about their weight and looks. That's really pathetic. Let's go back to kindergarten. What's your wife or his girlfriend got to do with this whole thing?? You are acting very ignorant and immature. You should be ashamed of yourself. As Raf said, your wife gave a birth to your son few months ago and you are talking about women and their weight? I mean, teasing people because of their looks or weight always been really pathetic to me and I've never ever teased anyone because of something like that. People usually stop acting they way you are acting after they finish high school, or at least they start to keep their opinions to themselves. I think Morgan Freeman brought up my girlfriend. I'm not sure though. But I'm pretty sure he's the one that did that. I think Rafael called her fat. Even though she's a bit on the chubby side, but I'm proud to say, her boobs stick out a lot further than her tummy. She's the ideal girl for me. And she gave birth to Gavyn a year and 3 months ago, or something like that. November of '07!!! I'm not judgemental, I'm just honest. In high school, I was fat. I was disgusting fat. It was disgusting and I was a big pile of butter. UGLY and DISGUSTING and the only girls I had sex with, were whores, because everyone else was too judgemental. So I lost weight! |
«¤~Mrš. BÃD GÛŸ~¤» 27.02.2009 14:01 |
Jacob Britt wrote:Raf wrote: The girls who I've been involved with aren't ugly and fat like your Jessica - by the way, after having a son with her, how can you insult another girl for her weight...?Jessica's boobs, happily stick out further than her stomach. She's got VERY big breasts and she's not fat. She's BUSTY. [img=/images/smiley/msn/thumbs_up.gif][/img] Wonderful stimulation! Now, I don't mind chubby girls at all (In fact, I enjoy it), but if you are DISGUSTINGLY overweight, I reckon you need to get on a diet. The girl 'Mrs Bad Guy'... I've seen her photo, and she weighs around 400 - 600 lbs... very unhealthy. You seen my photo.... HA! You're so full of shit your eyes are brown!!! Now go back under your rock! |
Winter Land Man 27.02.2009 15:52 |
«¤~Mrš. BÃD GÛŸ~¤» wrote:Jacob Britt wrote:You seen my photo.... HA! You're so full of shit your eyes are brown!!! Now go back under your rock!Raf wrote: The girls who I've been involved with aren't ugly and fat like your Jessica - by the way, after having a son with her, how can you insult another girl for her weight...?Jessica's boobs, happily stick out further than her stomach. She's got VERY big breasts and she's not fat. She's BUSTY. [img=/images/smiley/msn/thumbs_up.gif][/img] Wonderful stimulation! Now, I don't mind chubby girls at all (In fact, I enjoy it), but if you are DISGUSTINGLY overweight, I reckon you need to get on a diet. The girl 'Mrs Bad Guy'... I've seen her photo, and she weighs around 400 - 600 lbs... very unhealthy. Question: What do they call an open can of tuna fish on a lesbians table? Answer: Potpourri! Chip a dop dip dip! |
-fatty- 2850 27.02.2009 19:26 |
Dear Jake First of all I'd like you to know that you have hurt me. Your comments were like an icy dagger stabbing at my lard encrusted heart and you have left me on my knees. My hands raking at the sand trying to claw back what we had but like grains of sand, the times we had are slipping through my fingers and I don't think things will ever be the same again. On the other hand, the thought of you having less than ten years to live cheered me up no end, I'll be praying to sweet baby Ganesh tonight and asking if he can knock it down to eighteen months. In the meantime I'd like to poke a great big fat finger of fun in your general direction by taking issue with a few of your recent bullshit bulletins. You keep harping on about Raf' physical appearance but compared to you he's a fucking Adonis. He's like Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt and George Clooney rolled into one, dipped in chocolate and sprinkled with diamonds. In fact for you to achieve a fraction of his desirabilty to the opposite sex, you would have to undergo thousands of pounds worth of reconstructive surgery and be viewed from a distance of no less than five hundred yards. And be standing behind a brick wall. Then there was the fairytale about when you were overweight and only ever slept with whores. I honestly cant imagine a scenario in which a woman, even a self loathing crack-whore with a terminal illness, might sink so low as to allow herself to have sex with you of her own free will. In fact I'd go as far to say that you were a virgin up until the point you blew your beans up Jessica's rancid flange. All these so called whores are merely characters in the fantasy you have been living for the last few years. The last point I'd like to make is not for your benefit but for others reading these posts. It's one thing to take the piss out of someone on Queenzone but when you start ripping on someone's family it's a horse of a different colour. Unless of course it's Jake. Well that's all for tonight. I look forward to reading your witty reply in the morning in the same way I look forward to Hibernian winning the Scottish cup every fucking year. Still wishing you'd kill yourself, fatty. |
Winter Land Man 27.02.2009 20:25 |
fatty wrote: Dear Jake First of all I'd like you to know that you have hurt me. Your comments were like an icy dagger stabbing at my lard encrusted heart and you have left me on my knees. My hands raking at the sand trying to claw back what we had but like grains of sand, the times we had are slipping through my fingers and I don't think things will ever be the same again. On the other hand, the thought of you having less than ten years to live cheered me up no end, I'll be praying to sweet baby Ganesh tonight and asking if he can knock it down to eighteen months. In the meantime I'd like to poke a great big fat finger of fun in your general direction by taking issue with a few of your recent bullshit bulletins. You keep harping on about Raf' physical appearance but compared to you he's a fucking Adonis. He's like Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt and George Clooney rolled into one, dipped in chocolate and sprinkled with diamonds. In fact for you to achieve a fraction of his desirabilty to the opposite sex, you would have to undergo thousands of pounds worth of reconstructive surgery and be viewed from a distance of no less than five hundred yards. And be standing behind a brick wall. Then there was the fairytale about when you were overweight and only ever slept with whores. I honestly cant imagine a scenario in which a woman, even a self loathing crack-whore with a terminal illness, might sink so low as to allow herself to have sex with you of her own free will. In fact I'd go as far to say that you were a virgin up until the point you blew your beans up Jessica's rancid flange. All these so called whores are merely characters in the fantasy you have been living for the last few years. The last point I'd like to make is not for your benefit but for others reading these posts. It's one thing to take the piss out of someone on Queenzone but when you start ripping on someone's family it's a horse of a different colour. Unless of course it's Jake. Well that's all for tonight. I look forward to reading your witty reply in the morning in the same way I look forward to Hibernian winning the Scottish cup every fucking year. Still wishing you'd kill yourself, fatty. That's genious. No, it's expected of you. |
Mr.Jingles 27.02.2009 22:18 |
Jake is off his meds again? Someone refill his prescription, for God's sake. The kid is as much of threat as parent as Nadya Suleman. Jake seemed to have been doing decently on this board for a while, but it looks like he's back to his good ol' self, isn't he? |
john bodega 27.02.2009 22:54 |
fatty wrote: up until the point you blew your beans up Jessica's rancid flange. ... OUCH.. |
Winter Land Man 27.02.2009 23:16 |
Mr.Jingles wrote: Jake is off his meds again? Someone refill his prescription, for God's sake. The kid is as much of threat as parent as Nadya Suleman. Jake seemed to have been doing decently on this board for a while, but it looks like he's back to his good ol' self, isn't he? My only problem is people who are disgustingly over-weight and people who's faces scare me. I'm taking my meds. They are upping the Effexor though, due to depression. |
LozIan 28.02.2009 01:38 |
As a person who is considerably medicated for OCD and clinical depression, I can assure all of QZ that Jake's asshat crap is not the result of having a mental disorder. He is, purely and undilutedly, a garden variety fuck. Thank you. |
john bodega 28.02.2009 01:50 |
LozIan wrote: As a person who is considerably medicated for OCD and clinical depression, I can assure all of QZ that Jake's asshat crap is not the result of having a mental disorder. He is, purely and undilutedly, a garden variety fuck. Thank you. Indeed. I'm not on any pills myself but I know about a dozen people who are - they're all very pleasant. |
Winter Land Man 28.02.2009 02:25 |
LozIan wrote: As a person who is considerably medicated for OCD and clinical depression, I can assure all of QZ that Jake's asshat crap is not the result of having a mental disorder. He is, purely and undilutedly, a garden variety fuck. Thank you. I like that. I'm a garden variety fuck! It sounds so fucking organic. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 28.02.2009 06:11 |
only Fatty could get Hibernian football club into a thread about vaginas [img=/images/smiley/msn/shades_smile.gif][/img] |
Freya is quietly judging you. 28.02.2009 08:19 |
Ms. Rebel wrote: SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. I think this just about sums up my thoughts on Jake. |
pittrek 28.02.2009 09:18 |
Ms. Rebel wrote: Oh my God! You guys are so fucking immature. Especially you Jake, you started this whole shit. Why are you so obsessed with Raf and his face? Please tell me because I'm starting to be very curious. Everytime you feel like shit you come here and write down things just to insult him. So I was thinking, do you have some feelings for him maybe? As far as I know, Raf's not into that kind of things. But maybe that's turning you on, you know what they say; only unfulfilled love can be romantic. This is really too low. Talking about each others girlfriend and wife, about their weight and looks. That's really pathetic. Let's go back to kindergarten. What's your wife or his girlfriend got to do with this whole thing?? You are acting very ignorant and immature. You should be ashamed of yourself. As Raf said, your wife gave a birth to your son few months ago and you are talking about women and their weight? I mean, teasing people because of their looks or weight always been really pathetic to me and I've never ever teased anyone because of something like that. People usually stop acting they way you are acting after they finish high school, or at least they start to keep their opinions to themselves. Very nice to find somebody normal here |
john bodega 28.02.2009 10:56 |
pittrek wrote: Very nice to find somebody normal here It can't last... |
Yogurt 28.02.2009 11:02 |
I don't normally post here because online argument are a waste of time. But Jake, why do you HAVE to defend yourself?! Why do you have to let everyone know the specifics of this girl you talk about when people don't believe you? Obviously seems like a lie if you keep up this behavior. |
Winter Land Man 28.02.2009 15:36 |
Yogurt wrote: I don't normally post here because online argument are a waste of time. But Jake, why do you HAVE to defend yourself?! Why do you have to let everyone know the specifics of this girl you talk about when people don't believe you? Obviously seems like a lie if you keep up this behavior. What seems like a lie? |
Bo Rhap 28.02.2009 16:08 |
Ladies and gentlemen This Jacob Britt is Treasure Moment in disguise. We've blown your cover.Now fuck off ASSHOLE!!! |
Winter Land Man 28.02.2009 17:01 |
Bo Rhap wrote: Ladies and gentlemen This Jacob Britt is Treasure Moment in disguise. We've blown your cover.Now fuck off ASSHOLE!!! If that was the case, Treasure Moment would be me in disguise. I've been here a lot longer than Treasure Moment, and you. |
thomasquinn 32989 01.03.2009 06:20 |
fatty wrote: Then there was the fairytale about when you were overweight and only ever slept with whores. I honestly cant imagine a scenario in which a woman, even a self loathing crack-whore with a terminal illness, might sink so low as to allow herself to have sex with you of her own free will. In fact I'd go as far to say that you were a virgin up until the point you blew your beans up Jessica's rancid flange. All these so called whores are merely characters in the fantasy you have been living for the last few years. Accurate as your analysis is, fatty, you are passing by the most important point we can deduce from this: Jake has to pay the imaginary women for imaginary sex. |
Philly Guy 01.03.2009 09:48 |
|
The_Disabled_Jester 04.03.2009 03:40 |
What better place to make my first post than on a thread about vag and fat birds... Ha ha... Jacob, you sound proper old school mental btw... your bird Jessica sounds nice too (and chubby). Bet she's got a massive vag? Does anyone talk about Queen in this section or is it just genitalia? DJ |
Sergei. 04.03.2009 08:13 |
your vagina smells like strawberries , ah yeah penis , vagina , anus , peaches giggity , giggity , gig , goo , lets get it on |
The_Disabled_Jester 04.03.2009 16:53 |
Funny how this guy talks about his obsession with vag... he sounds like a complete cunt. Forgive my French madames et monsieurs! |
Winter Land Man 05.03.2009 11:50 |
The_Disabled_Jester wrote: Funny how this guy talks about his obsession with vag... he sounds like a complete cunt. Forgive my French madames et monsieurs! I'm a cunt, foregive me, sir. I'm loving life, can you say the same? |
The_Disabled_Jester 05.03.2009 14:43 |
Jacob Britt wrote: I'm a cunt |
Winter Land Man 05.03.2009 14:57 |
The_Disabled_Jester wrote:Jacob Britt wrote: I'm a cunt |
Ms. Rebel 05.03.2009 17:55 |
Sergei. wrote: your vagina smells like strawberries , ah yeah penis , vagina , anus , peaches giggity , giggity , gig , goo , lets get it on LMFAO.... :) |
john bodega 05.03.2009 22:52 |
Jacob Britt wrote: I'm loving life, can you say the same? I guess this is a cautionary tale that it is possible to love life too much... |
Winter Land Man 06.03.2009 20:35 |
I tell you man, I was too tired last night to have sex. |
Yogurt 06.03.2009 21:49 |
*Sigh* This thread is useless. |
blerp 06.03.2009 23:20 |
I always check in at this site every once in a while, and this is what I return to? Ha ha, geez... |
The Fairy King 07.03.2009 05:48 |
Sergei. wrote: your vagina smells like strawberries , ah yeah penis , vagina , anus , peaches giggity , giggity , gig , goo , lets get it on Aaaalllriiiiight xD |
Sergei. 07.03.2009 11:13 |
The Fairy King wrote:Sergei. wrote: your vagina smells like strawberries , ah yeah penis , vagina , anus , peaches giggity , giggity , gig , goo , lets get it onAaaalllriiiiight xD Lulz, my attempt at Charles Webster Baer XD giggity , giggity |
Mr Mercury 08.03.2009 19:48 |
Jacob Britt wrote: I tell you man, I was too tired last night to have sex. What you mean is that viagra pill failed on you. [img=/images/smiley/msn/tounge_smile.gif][/img] |
Winter Land Man 08.03.2009 20:32 |
Mr Mercury wrote:Jacob Britt wrote: I tell you man, I was too tired last night to have sex.What you mean is that viagra pill failed on you. [img=/images/smiley/msn/tounge_smile.gif][/img] Yeah |