You know, we need more threads about the dull minutiae of QZer's daily lives.
Any chance of you popping up a couple about the contents of your sock drawer?
Sorry, I know that's a little off topic, but it's so hard to tell what the topic is supopsed to be - are hats jewellery???? A nation waits with baited breath
Even in the hypothetical scenario that we successfully did, it would have no effect. I doubt she ever bothers reading responses: there's just no time. Starting the number of new idiotic topics she does is a full-time job.