I went to an outdoor party today, yeah, in this cold weather! Well, lots of good food was on picnic table, hot off the grill, and with the kegs of beer next to the table, the house's toilet and septic system got a lot of use by a lot of people. Everytime someone went in, the god damn food started smelling like CRAP. At first I thought it was the fat old drunk guy farting something major OR shitting his pants, but nope. The ground started getting wet and the septic system was overflowing or something. God damn rank!!!!!