SomebodyWhoLoves was studying late at night with his dad Treasure Moment. They were talking about incest and how wrong it was. All on a sudden, TM told his son, "It's getting late son, go to sleep". SWT replied, "Dad, my room's too dark, can I sleep in your room." "Sure, son" replied the perverted father, "You can sleep on the floor". And so he did. After an hour, the motherfucker woke up and complained to his dad, "I'm afraid! The bogeyman might eat me". TM said, "Oh, all right. Sleep on the bed". Gleefully SWT jumped right in.
Flash forward to the morning. TM wakes up realizing he is naked and feeling a sticking cream dripping from his ass. He asks SWT if he knows what happened. SWT says, "Dad...at night you were scratching your belly button so I decided to help you by rubbing it with my finger." TM says, "Son, that wasn't my belly button..." SWT says, "Dad, that wasn't my finger either..."