my name be charles webster baer an' I be runnin' fer president o' earth . please vote fer me . thank ye .
elections be on line at link ever' decembree first , all tide , hawaiian time .
th' winner be then th' president o' th' earth all voyage , startin' janree 1st . one swabbie can only get elected three times o'er all . nay one from th' country o' th' current president can run in th' election .
th' president o' earth shall be havin' nay power . he or she be a figure hade , symbolic , an' be an crewman o' global internet government .
th' reason I think that I ortin' ta be elected be that I be fer freedom o' speech an' womens starboards . I be against crewmate overpopulation . so kick a brutha some luv an' vote baer .
ah aye
so , really , we be movin' tword one swabbies one planet . one currency , one government . all nations that wish t' participate , may .
ever' nation will be havin' a rep in th' world gov . ever' rep will be havin' one vote fer ever' cargo holds o' swabbies in his or th' lass' country . if th' country has less than a cargo holds o' swabbies , then th' rep will be havin' one vote .
th' world currency be called , er , th' gig buck . th' gig buck be worth one bucketfull o' american pieces o' eight . th' world currency be an on line currency .
th' world constitution guarentees all swabbies wi' th' starboard t' freedom o' speech on line .
th' world government will work side by side wi' th' imf an' th' un .
as president o' earth , I will work t' brin' freedom an' environmental sanity t' th' whole planet .
