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It's 1978, and Queen has just finished their Jazz worldwide tour, and headed to Hawaii for some R&R. Their flight encounters a freak storm, and they crash on an uninhabited island somewhere in the Pacific. Along with four sexy young female groupies, all around 22, the members of Queen: Freddie, Brian, Roger, and John survive.
Freddie: I told you wankers, giving the Pilots mixed drinks was not a bright idea!
John: Don't look at me. I was sleeping. It's you three that always put the Sex & Drugs into Rock N Roll. I want to retire and just enjoy my money in some sleazy Strip bar!
Brian: Honestly, I don't remember what happened. Boy..do I have a hangover.
Roger: well...[looking at the groupies]...at least the 4 lovely girls are with us.
After a bit of frolicking in the palm trees, Freddie discovers that the 4 lovely groupies are NOT groupies at all. It's Jimi Jamison, Frankie Peterson, Jim Peterik, and Marc Droubay, members of the band Survivor. This appears to not be the first time they've disappeared off the face of the Earth.... and Mercury appears to be quite taken with Jimi Jamison and his long straight brown hair.
As time progresses, this begins to "eat" at a now mal-nourished Brian May. This and the stress of the situation proceeds to cause him to start losing his hair at an incredible rate. Within weeks, everyone decides to vote him off the Island because he's become real freakish looking and won't let anyone smoke cigarettes.
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After a bit of frolicking in the palm trees, Freddie discovers that the 4 lovely groupies are NOT groupies at all. It's Jimi Jamison, Frankie Peterson, Jim Peterik, and Marc Droubay, members of the band Survivor. This appears to not be the first time they've disappeared off the face of the Earth.... and Mercury appears to be quite taken with Jimi Jamison and his long straight brown hair.
As time progresses, this begins to "eat" at a now mal-nourished Brian May. This and the stress of the situation proceeds to cause him to start losing his hair at an incredible rate. Within weeks, everyone decides to vote him off the Island because he's become real freakish looking and won't let anyone smoke cigarettes.
But wait...you forgot the part when they had a "battle of the bands" after Brian and John figured out a way to make guitars out of coconuts and palm tree leaves. Freddie sang so hard he lost his voice and this is when Jimi comes to his rescue and finds a Native medicine doctor on the other side of the Island and makes him a special potion to cure his raw aching throat. The potion works and Freddie's voice is recovered. Queen of course wins the battle of the bands and when the other Survivor band members find out that Jimi is the one who cured Freddie they make him marry the Fat Native girl who showed up on the Island a few days later. Freddie sheds a tear but agrees to be the fat native girls bridesmaid.