Please answer my silly test for the SUPER #1 Queen fan in the universe!
By the way, I would totally fail the test. GROSS.
#1. Would you lick Freddie's hairy ass cheeks?
I WOULDN'T. FORGET IT. NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS. I'd rather die.
#2. If you were in a car with Roger Taylor, and he FARTED, would you leave the windows closed?
NOPE. not me. I'd be like, GET OUT OF HERE YOU JERK!
#3. If John Deacon accidently spit into your soup, would you still eat from it?
NOPE. GROSS.
#4. Would you smell Brian May's used underwear?
NOPE. NO WAY. YOU SUCK for asking these horrible questions! GET OUT OF HERE!
LOL
These are gross questions, and I feel ill now. Not sure why I am asking but it's kind of fun to see the responses. Which nut here would say YES to any of these? LOL
I'm a fan of their music but Ughh...that's going too far!