QueenZone discussion #1153146

Joke Time

Joke Time

Mr Mercury
29.11.2008 08:13		 Why is a Christmas tree better than a man?

It stays up up for 12 days and nights, has cute balls and looks good with the lights on!!!


Let the jokes commence.....
Saif
29.11.2008 12:52		 I have a joke...


JOKE!!!!

HAHAHHAHAHAHA, so funny!!!
Ms. Rebel
29.11.2008 13:08		 Coffee time.
blerp
29.11.2008 16:37		 Sheesh, Saif is a little hostile. And overly sarcastic. :/ Better play it saif, Saif.
-fatty- 2850
29.11.2008 17:19		 What's blue and doesn't fit?

A dead epileptic.

fatty.
JoxerTheDeityPirate
30.11.2008 03:58		 2 baby seals walk into a club..

or

a blind man walks into a bar..

no? oh well..
blerp
30.11.2008 13:46		 2 peanuts walk into a bar, and one of them was assaulted.
Holly2003
30.11.2008 16:19		 Conjoined twins walk into a pub in Toronto and park themselves on a bar stool.

One of them says to the bartender, 'Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers please.'

The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. 'Been on holiday yet, lads?'

'Off to England next month,' says John. 'We go to England every year, hire a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?' Jim agrees.

'Ah, England !' says the bartender. 'Wonderful Country...the history, the beer, the culture....'

'Nah, we don't like that warm British crap they call beer,' says John.

'Hamburgers & Molson's beer, that's us, eh, Jim?

And we can't stand the English people; they're so arrogant and rude, not civil and polite like us Canadians.'

'So why keep going to England ?' asks the bartender.

'It's the only chance Jim gets to drive.'
inu-liger
02.12.2008 10:53		 A pirate walks into a bar with a ship wheel attached to his zippers.

The bartender asks what the wheel is for, and the pirate replies: "Yarrrrr, it's driving me nuts"
Brian_Mays_Wig
02.12.2008 11:22		 NEWSFLASH.....Reports just in that Al-Qaeda have hidden bombs in tins of Alphabetti Spaghetti...Police sources say that if they go off it could spell disaster.


Whats got 8 legs and a big black twat?
The A Team.