Okay this is addressed to those religious nuts who claim to have seen God. God has a tatoo on his right forearm. Unless you can tell me what it is, and what it says, then you are all frauds. Testify.
'Jesus Saves with Barclays' on His right upper arm, JHVH on his left hand in case He forgets, and something obscene on His chest (which is why those who go to heaven only get to see Him from the back).