Winter Land Man 23.10.2008 01:21 |
It's been announced! Richard Guilbault will appear as vocalist and a musician on the new Treasure Moment album! I can't wait till the release date. John Deacon makes an appearence and Milidrag told me John's song is probably the most catchiest song on the album. I'm excited. Treasure Moment + Richard Guilbault Produced/Mixed/Engineered by Milidrag Moment & Giorgio Moroder Further Mixing by TED-Moment Recorded at The Cliffhanger Studio (Courtesy of Bryan Adams) Management Scott Simpson-Moment <16>fattysimpson-moment@fattyrecords.com Amir Moment (Keyboard, synthesizer, toy piano, Europe instrumental imitations, falsetto vocals) Milidrag Moment (Bass, promotions, interviews, outbursts, screams, facts) Richard Guilbault-Moment (Lead vocals, tambourine, hand claps, flute, triangle, keyboards, electric clarinet, acne, vibraphone, theremin, guitars, drum programming) John Deacon-Moment (Guitars, piano, beer, strippers, cigarettes) Bill Mahler-Moment (Harmonica, backing vocals, acoustic guitar) Scott Simpson-Moment (Saxophone on 'Am I A Wanted Felon?') Mister Jingles-Moment (Banjo, sarcasm) Album Tracks 1. Am I A Wanted Felon? (A. Moment / R. Guilbault-Moment / M. Moment) 2. Oh Darling Ramona (R. Guilbault-Moment) 3. America Needs A Kick In The Ass (R. Guilbault-Moment) 4. Blow My Trumpet (A. Moment / R. Guilbault-Moment / M. Moment) 5. Let's Go On A Pokemon Adventure (R. Guilbault-Moment) 6. Flippy Floppy In The Forest (A. Moment / R. Guilbault-Moment / M. Moment) 7. Self Pleasure (R. Guilbault-Moment) 8. The Final Crackdown (A. Moment) 9. Robbie Williams Will Burn In Hell (J. Deacon-Moment) 10. Popular Girls Hurt Me (A. Moment / R. Guilbault-Moment / M. Moment) 11. Synthesized Metal (Amir Moment / G. Moroder) 12. Edmonton Convention 2012 (R. Guilbault-Moment) Iceland Bonus Track 1. Paul Rodgers Can Wank My Dank (A. Moment) Japan Bonus Tracks 1. I Bought My Drum Kit At Walmart (A. Moment / R. Guilbault-Moment / M. Moment) 2. It Ain't Easy Being A Virgin (A. Moment / R. Guilbault-Moment / M. Moment) United States Bonus Track 1. Do Any Of You Young Girls Want Some Canadian Meat? (R. Guilbault-Moment) Peru Bonus Track 1. Special Needs For Me Please (A. Moment / R. Guilbault-Moment / M. Moment) |
Winter Land Man 23.10.2008 01:35 |
THE FINAL CRACKDOWN (Singles) 7" Single 1. The Final Crackdown (7" Version) 2. The Final Crackdown (Joey Tempest Remix) 12" Single 1. The Final Crackdown (S.Simpson Remix) 2. The Final Crackdown (Violent J Remix) 3. The Final Crackdown (Shaggy 2 Dope Remix) CD Single 1. The Final Crackdown (Single Version) 2. The Final Crackdown (DJ Niek Holland Remix) 3. Honor Thy Freddie BURN IN HELL (Singles) 7" Single 1. Burn In Hell (Single Version) 2. Self Pleasure 12" Single 1. Burn In Hell (12" Version) 2. Burn In Hell (7" Version) 3. Self Pleasure (12" Version) CD Single 1. Burn In Hell (Single Version) 2. It's Been Eleven Years Since I Became A Recluse 3. Popular Girls Hurt Me (Live at The Pokemon Arena) AM I A WANTED FELON? (Singles) 7" Single 1. Am I A Wanted Felon? 2. Am I A Wanted Felon? (Live at The Pokemon Arena) CD Single 1. Am I A Wanted Felon? 2. It Ain't Easy Being A Virgin 3. Interview With The Moment Family |
Winter Land Man 23.10.2008 02:28 |
UPDATE! For their next release, they will be changing the name to 'Wank' Wank A Night At The Edmonton Convention Produced & Mixed by John S. Stuart and Wank Engineered by John S. Stuart and Richard Guilbault Recorded at Record Plant, New York and Dick's Dank Studio in Edmonton Richard Guilbault (Lead vocals, piano, womanizer) John Deacon (Lead guitars, electric piano, finger snapping, vocals) Milidrag Moment (Drums, vocals) Bill Mahler (Bass guitar, guitars, harmonica, vocals) Amir Moment (Guitars, piano) Zebonka (Wandering minstrel Australian guitar somewhere in the middle of 'Inu-Yasha To The Rescue' ... many thanks Zebonka!!!) Album Tracks 1. Inu-Yasha To The Rescue (R. Guilbault) 2. A.D.H.D (Treasure Moment) 3. Living In The Black Hole (J. Deacon) 4. Spankin' (J. Deacon) 5. He's No Freddie! (J. Deacon / M. Moment) 6. Surfin' Rhode Island Bay (B. Mahler) 7. Waxing My Bean (R. Guilbault) 8. The Queenzone Blues (R. Guilbault) 9. Crematorium Rhapsody (R. Guilbault) 10. Bikini Babes (B. Mahler) 11. March As I Wank (R. Guilbault) 12. Their Show Can't Go On (M. Moment) Singles 1. Crematorium Rhapsody b/w Their Show Can't Go On 2. Bikini Babes b/w Inu-Yasha To The Rescue 3. Spankin' b/w March As I Wank (US Only) 4. Living In The Black Hole b/w March As I Wank (UK Only) |
Winter Land Man 23.10.2008 02:43 |
Wank A Day At The Edmonton Special Education Class Richard Guilbault (Lead vocals, piano, keyboards, synthesizers, bonanzas) John Deacon (Lead guitars, keyboards, finger snapping, vocals) Milidrag Moment (Drums, keyboards, vocals) Bill Mahler (Bass guitar, guitars, harmonica, banjo, tambourine, keyboards, vocals) Amir Moment (Guitars, keyboards, synthesizers) Album Tracks 1. Brutal Force (A. Moment) 2. Creeping Up On Little Girls (R. Guilbault) 3. I Want To Stay Free (J. Deacon) 4. Get Down Play Pokemon (R. Guilbault) 5. Sweet Audra (B. Mahler) 6. Feel Like Making F*ck (M. Moment) 7. Clouds Will Fall (B. Mahler) 8. Sheer Masturbation Attack (R. Guilbault) 9. Do Ya Love It? (A. Moment) 10. Ride The Wild Canadian (R. Guilbault) Singles 1. Brutal Force b/w Sheer Masturbation Attack 2. I Want To Stay Free b/w Clouds Will Fall 3. Feel Like Making F*ck b/w Sweet Audra |
Winter Land Man 23.10.2008 02:52 |
Richard Guilbault (Solo) Tracks 1. Pimpin' Them Eskimo Ho's 2. Mr. Pokemon Guy 3. Let's Make It Wet 'N Sweaty 4. I'll Horn You 5. Whip My Canadian Cock 6. Bah Bah Bu Bu 7. Pop That Volcano 8. Erection Extention Kit 9. Wanna Dolla From Mista Guilbah? 10. I Smell Tuna 11. Crusin' Around In My Geo Metro |
inu-liger 23.10.2008 03:33 |
Play The Game wrote: Treasure Moment + Richard Guilbault Produced/Mixed/Engineered by Milidrag Moment & Giorgio Moroder Further Mixing by TED-Moment Recorded at The Cliffhanger Studio (Courtesy of Bryan Adams) Management Scott Simpson-Moment <10>fattysimpson-moment@fattyrecords.com Amir Moment (Keyboard, synthesizer, toy piano, Europe instrumental imitations, falsetto vocals) Milidrag Moment (Bass, promotions, interviews, outbursts, screams, facts) Richard Guilbault-Moment (Lead vocals, tambourine, hand claps, flute, triangle, keyboards, electric clarinet, acne, vibraphone, theremin, guitars, drum programming) John Deacon-Moment (Guitars, piano, beer, strippers, cigarettes) Bill Mahler-Moment (Harmonica, backing vocals, acoustic guitar) Scott Simpson-Moment (Saxophone on 'Am I A Wanted Felon?') Mister Jingles-Moment (Banjo, sarcasm) Album Tracks 1. Am I A Wanted Felon? (A. Moment / R. Guilbault-Moment / M. Moment) 2. Oh Darling Ramona (R. Guilbault-Moment) 3. America Needs A Kick In The Ass (R. Guilbault-Moment) 4. Blow My Trumpet (A. Moment / R. Guilbault-Moment / M. Moment) 5. Let's Go On A Pokemon Adventure (R. Guilbault-Moment) 6. Flippy Floppy In The Forest (A. Moment / R. Guilbault-Moment / M. Moment) 7. Self Pleasure (R. Guilbault-Moment) 8. The Final Crackdown (A. Moment) 9. Robbie Williams Will Burn In Hell (J. Deacon-Moment) 10. Popular Girls Hurt Me (A. Moment / R. Guilbault-Moment / M. Moment) 11. Synthesized Metal (Amir Moment / G. Moroder) 12. Edmonton Convention 2012 (R. Guilbault-Moment) Iceland Bonus Track 1. Paul Rodgers Can Wank My Dank (A. Moment) Japan Bonus Tracks 1. I Bought My Drum Kit At Walmart (A. Moment / R. Guilbault-Moment / M. Moment) 2. It Ain't Easy Being A Virgin (A. Moment / R. Guilbault-Moment / M. Moment) United States Bonus Track 1. Do Any Of You Young Girls Want Some Canadian Meat? (R. Guilbault-Moment) Peru Bonus Track 1. Special Needs For Me Please (A. Moment / R. Guilbault-Moment / M. Moment) And I am pleased to announce a few other exclusives to the following: Sweden Bonus Tracks 1. FACT! 2. Tits Are Falling (Let's Treasure This Moment) (English Remix of 'Tills Jag Faller', feat. Brian May on backing guitar) Canada Bonus Track 1. Do I Creep You Out? ("Weird Al" Yankovic cover) |
inu-liger 23.10.2008 03:35 |
Play The Game wrote: Richard Guilbault (Solo) Tracks 1. Pimpin' Them Eskimo Ho's 2. Mr. Pokemon Guy 3. Let's Make It Wet 'N Sweaty 4. I'll Horn You 5. Whip My Canadian Cock 6. Bah Bah Bu Bu 7. Pop That Volcano 8. Erection Extention Kit 9. Wanna Dolla From Mista Guilbah? 10. I Smell Tuna 11. Crusin' Around In My Geo Metro Hip Hop yo! Git down! |
inu-liger 23.10.2008 03:38 |
Play The Game wrote: UPDATE! For their next release, they will be changing the name to 'Wank' Wank A Night At The Edmonton Convention Produced & Mixed by John S. Stuart and Wank Engineered by John S. Stuart and Richard Guilbault Recorded at Record Plant, New York and Dick's Dank Studio in Edmonton Richard Guilbault (Lead vocals, piano, womanizer) John Deacon (Lead guitars, electric piano, finger snapping, vocals) Milidrag Moment (Drums, vocals) Bill Mahler (Bass guitar, guitars, harmonica, vocals) Amir Moment (Guitars, piano) Zebonka (Wandering minstrel Australian guitar somewhere in the middle of 'Inu-Yasha To The Rescue' ... many thanks Zebonka!!!) Album Tracks 1. Inu-Yasha To The Rescue (R. Guilbault) 2. A.D.H.D (Treasure Moment) 3. Living In The Black Hole (J. Deacon) 4. Spankin' (J. Deacon) 5. He's No Freddie! (J. Deacon / M. Moment) 6. Surfin' Rhode Island Bay (B. Mahler) 7. Waxing My Bean (R. Guilbault) 8. The Queenzone Blues (R. Guilbault) 9. Crematorium Rhapsody (R. Guilbault) 10. Bikini Babes (B. Mahler) 11. March As I Wank (R. Guilbault) 12. Their Show Can't Go On (M. Moment) Singles 1. Crematorium Rhapsody b/w Their Show Can't Go On 2. Bikini Babes b/w Inu-Yasha To The Rescue 3. Spankin' b/w March As I Wank (US Only) 4. Living In The Black Hole b/w March As I Wank (UK Only) As well, there will be an iTunes-exclusive single release of "The Queenzone Blues (Queenonline Remix)" with additional lyrics by fairydandy, backed by a new b-side "I Voted Liberal (But Edmonton Officially Sucks Ass For Voting Conservatives Overall)" |
inu-liger 23.10.2008 03:43 |
Play The Game wrote: Wank A Day At The Edmonton Special Education Class Richard Guilbault (Lead vocals, piano, keyboards, synthesizers, bonanzas) John Deacon (Lead guitars, keyboards, finger snapping, vocals) Milidrag Moment (Drums, keyboards, vocals) Bill Mahler (Bass guitar, guitars, harmonica, banjo, tambourine, keyboards, vocals) Amir Moment (Guitars, keyboards, synthesizers) Album Tracks 1. Brutal Force (A. Moment) 2. Creeping Up On Little Girls (R. Guilbault) 3. I Want To Stay Free (J. Deacon) 4. Get Down Play Pokemon (R. Guilbault) 5. Sweet Audra (B. Mahler) 6. Feel Like Making F*ck (M. Moment) 7. Clouds Will Fall (B. Mahler) 8. Sheer Masturbation Attack (R. Guilbault) 9. Do Ya Love It? (A. Moment) 10. Ride The Wild Canadian (R. Guilbault) Singles 1. Brutal Force b/w Sheer Masturbation Attack 2. I Want To Stay Free b/w Clouds Will Fall 3. Feel Like Making F*ck b/w Sweet Audra And unfortunately, this will be Amir's last album, as he is in the final stages of Reality-itis :-( "Do Ya Love It?" is his final song, recorded on his deathbed. Unfortunately, he only has ever finished half of his song, with everyone else making contributions to the 2nd half without official credits. "Do ya love it? I will be made in heaven I will be with Freddie You are all sheep The system controls... And that is FACT Do ya loooooooooooooooooooooove it?" 'This album is dedicated to the mortal spirit of Amir Moment' |
Winter Land Man 23.10.2008 04:09 |
America Needs A Kick In The Ass Written by Richard Guilbault Back in two-thousand one I admit, I was a bit childish, ugly, young, and pretty much dumb Queenzone was my life, while my mind would glow But on September 11th, something made the happiness flow So I wrote on Queenzone how I hated the Americans Just like Hitler, just like Osama Bin Laden I think Bush deserves a good butt fucking I'm homophobic, so he won't even see it coming Warmth in my pants Wetness in my pants I praised the terrorists when I heard the hour glass Happiness in my pants I told Queenzone, America needs a kick in the ass George Thorogood doesn't do what he should His brother Bob is on my side If you think you've got anything to say to me You can take my Nike's for a ride I own a space ship with pokemon strickers on it If you try to find it, I'll leave before you can screw with it Warmth in my pants Wetness in my pants I praised the terrorists when I heard the hour glass Happiness in my pants I told Queenzone, America needs a kick in the ass Jakeass hurt my feelings to the point of no return I admit it, I was being a jerk, even my dad says I'm a waste of sperm Ogrish dot com was my only escape to not commit turtle rape So thank god for wonderful things like Ogrish chat If I didn't hook up with that team, Who knows what my pet Turtle would think of me I'm a true Canadian misfit I'm a true Canadian misfit I don't give a friggin shit Warmth in my pants Wetness in my pants I praised the terrorists when I heard the hour glass Happiness in my pants I told Queenzone, America needs a kick in the ass Warmth in my pants Wetness in my pants I praised the terrorists when I heard the hour glass Happiness in my pants I told Queenzone, America needs a kick in the ass Blow My Trumpet Written by Richard Guilbault and Milidrag Moment Ahhh-ah Ahhh-ah Ahhh-ah-ah Ahhh I wanted to be a rock star So I checked the classifieds near and far Treasure Moment as it turned out was looking for a new vocalist Guess the old one was named Mika and he left while blowing a kiss He's gone now and I've taken over I even sued McDonald's for claiming I'm not handicapped Now I'm driving George Michael's old Land Rover! Forget about fast food Cause I hate it - I hate it I'm a musician And I love it - I love it Yes, I give you my permission Please feel free, just like me Go and blow my trumpet! Mamma told me sticks and stones may break my bones But being a rock star could never hurt me Queen is my favorite band, Pokemon movies make me squeal It's hard to believe that my new fame is oh so real Yes, I bought a drum kit, trumpet, synthesizer, a few keyboards, a red special guitar Now everyone on Queenzone knows, I, Mister Guilbault, am a rock star Forget about fast food Cause I hate it - I hate it I'm a musician And I love it - I love it Yes, I give you my permission Please feel free, just like me Go and blow my trumpet! Toot-toot And a kick by my boot I'm taking Paul Rodger's route! Forget about fast food Cause I hate it - I hate it I'm a musician And I love it - I love it Yes, I give you my permission Please feel free, just like me Go and blow my trumpet! Forget about fast food Cause I hate it - I hate it I'm a musician And I love it - I love it Yes, I give you my permission Please feel free, just like me Go and blow my trumpet! Stop! Mantra time! Thank God for Treasure Moment! Thank God for Treasure Moment! Thank God for Treasure Moment! Thank God for Treasure Moment! Thank God for Treasure Moment! Thank God for Treasure Moment! Thank God for Treasure Moment! Thank God for Treasure Moment! Thank God for Treasure Moment! Pokemon Adventure Written by Richard Guilbault Fairies and leprechauns are dancing my way I know with my Ritalin and Prozac, it'll be a sunny day Uh, I'm feeling as slick as Fonzie I'm cool now, you can no longer call me Potsie Oh my favorite phrase under this sun raze Get down on your knees and prove you love me Oh, I'm a wild wild Canadian young guy Wearin' a bow tie, how can I ever lie? Ooo, I'll make this last forever If you go with me on my Pokemon adventure! Yeah, just you and I together Come with me on my Pokemon adventure! Ooo! Ooo! Pikachoo! I love you! Shake it while we go on this Pokemon adventure! I may be in my twenties but I'm the one who is hip Back chat to me, and I'll bite your lip Freya is my cool cat, Zebonka is my right hand man And then there's Ted, my biggest fan I'm so happy I could cry a river of joy My mamma just bought me a new Pokemon toy! Only the young, wild, innocent, horny, and free If you can walk and talk, you can play Pokemon with me Ooo, I'll make this last forever If you go with me on my Pokemon adventure! Yeah, just you and I together Come with me on my Pokemon adventure! Ooo! Ooo! Pikachoo! I love you! Shake it while we go on this Pokemon adventure! Ooo, I'll make this last forever If you go with me on my Pokemon adventure! Yeah, just you and I together Come with me on my Pokemon adventure! Ooo! Ooo! Pikachoo! I love you! Shake it while we go on this Pokemon adventure! Self Pleasure Written by Richard Guilbault Tears came to my eyes while I spied Brian and Anita making love last night The pink mist in the air, the curlers in their hair It turned me on so much that I started to blush Just thinking about it gives me such a head rush Just the two of them, I wondered what it'd be like if they included me The scent of their love was the best it could be Only dreams of paradise could make it a reality Thinking about it makes me flutter Dreaming about it makes me melt to butter Those dreams are my only treasure While I escape this world in my own self pleasure My own self pleasure The sight of their passion is causing me satisfaction The magic of this is causing me to rock in motion My hand touches myself as I start to forget That I'm just a lonely boy living a life in regret I guess I'll light a cigar and just watch and relax While they enjoy the intimate climax Oh, Anita! Oh, Brian! Oh! Oh! Oh! Thinking about it makes me flutter Dreaming about it makes me melt to butter Those dreams are my only treasure While I escape this world in my own self pleasure My own self pleasure Thinking about it makes me flutter Dreaming about it makes me melt to butter Those dreams are my only treasure While I escape this world in my own self pleasure My own self pleasure My own self pleasure |
Winter Land Man 23.10.2008 04:14 |
Oh Darling Ramona Written by Richard Guilbault Yeah! Fuck yeah! I'm the Axl Rose of the two-fucking-thousands! Fucking hit it, bitch! Like Lindsay Lohan, I'm only friggin twenty-two Like Mick Jagger, you're friggin eighty-five I tell you to shut up You say you're lucky to be alive I keep visiting you in that nursing home Granny, I can't stand to be alone Oh darling, Ramona Oh how I love ya Make me pie, unzip my fly But if you tell on me, you'll be tellin' 'em a lie Oh darling, oh darling Ramona I can't get enough of ya Sure Hitler might of left some juice in you It's even more of a reason for me to work it out of you The girls my age look at me with disgrace Laughing and staring, obtuse claims that I've got a pizza face My mom thinks I'm shy, my dad thinks I'm gay What the fuck to do, if I can only take my dog for a roll in the hay? No more saying never... ... Ramona, I need you more than ever Oh darling, Ramona Oh how I smell ya Make me pie, unzip my fly But if you tell on me, you'll be tellin' 'em a lie Oh darling, oh darling Ramona I can't get enough of ya Ooo-Ooo Pikachoo! Ooo-Ooo Pikachoo! Ooo-Ooo! Weeeeee! Oh darling, Ramona Oh how I feel ya Make me pie, unzip my fly But if you tell on me, you'll be tellin' 'em a lie Oh darling, oh darling Ramona I can't get enough of ya Jakeass, don't mess with Mister-Granny-Fuckin-Guilbault! Oh darling, Ramona Oh how I taste ya Make me pie, unzip my fly But if you tell on me, you'll be tellin' 'em a lie Oh darling, oh darling Ramona I can't get enough of ya I can't get enough of your cookies! Am I A Wanted Felon? Written by Treasure Moment It started off so innocently I thought I'd make a pass at her discreetly But she told her mommy She tried me out for size Then she told her daddy But he didn't want to go for a ride Am I a wanted felon? Just because I'm twenty-two Doesn't mean I want a sick rendezvous Personally like the rest I'll do anything with someone with a big full chest So don't point your finger at me Or I'll be packin' it up your big fanny! I keep asking myself I keep asking myself Am I the one who committed the crime? I keep asking myself I keep asking myself Am I a wanted felon? Self obsession is nothing to joke about It's no different than my addiction to the smell of rotting trout When you're down on your knees Pleading with all those cock-sucking fleas Well you better be start proving you love me! Suck! I keep asking myself I keep asking myself Am I the one who committed the crime? I keep asking myself I keep asking myself Am I a wanted felon? Get down on your knees - prove to me how much you love me I keep asking myself I keep asking myself Am I the one who committed the crime? I keep asking myself I keep asking myself Am I a wanted felon? |
Winter Land Man 23.10.2008 04:26 |
Flippy Floppy In The Forest Written by Amir Moment, Milidrag Moment, Richard Guilbault It's been a long, hot, sweaty, and horny day I'm sticky, I stink, and look like a pile of grease Too much noise, the cosmos have been rocking Now me and my band mates just need some peace I haven't got much to say, just keep the dogs from barking! Flippy-floppy! Flippy-floppy! So we rushed between the trees and got down on our knees I need more of it! Need so much more of it! Let's play flippy floppy in the forest! Flippy floppy, flippy floppy Flippy floppy in the forest! Ohh this group is so blissful like medication I think this might be Transcedental Mediation Fire is burning in my eyes, with a bit of fright It's almost like the first time next to the candle light Flippy floppy with my band, feels just right Flippy-floppy! Flippy-floppy! So we rushed between the trees and got down on our knees I need more of it! Need so much more of it! Let's play flippy floppy in the forest! Flippy floppy, flippy floppy Flippy floppy in the forest! Flippy-floppy! Flippy-floppy! Flippy-floppy! Flippy-floppy! Flippy-floppy! Flippy-floppy! The Final Crackdown Written by Amir Moment Ooo-Ooo-ahhh Visions of my fant-o-see Are being crumbled to seventh sea I can't take this heat anymore Could it be that Freddie Mercury Is directing us to a magical power? Could it be that Freddie Mercury Knows it's the final hour? It's the final crackdown! The final crackdown! It's the final crackdown! The final crackdown! Oh the odd stardust in my hair The weird stains in my new underwear I couldn't tell if it was me or you All I know is time is running out and it's true If we want to make it out of here alive We have to listen to God Frederick and learn how to surive Listen, do you hear him? Radio Gaah! Gaah! It's the final crackdown! The final crackdown! It's the final crackdown! The final crackdown! Please release me from the grip of romance! Please release me from the grip of death! It's the final crackdown! The final crackdown! It's the final crackdown! The final crackdown! It's the final crackdown! The final crackdown! It's the final crackdown! The final crackdown! It's the final crackdown! The final crackdown! It's the final crackdown! The final crackdown! It's the final crackdown! The final crackdown! It's the final crackdown! The final crackdown! |
inu-liger 23.10.2008 04:31 |
Our tour dates can now be officially announced: 2008 TREASURED CANADIAN CONVENTION TOUR Oct 31st~Nov 15th - Commonwealth Stadium / Edmonton, AB (members of Unbalanced join for encore on the final date of the Commonwealth run, performing "That Girl ~Sexy Ghost~" and "Family Thorn". MASSIVE applause there!) Nov 16 - Rexall Place / Edmonton, AB Nov 18th & 19th - PNE Coliseum / Vancouver, BC Nov 20th - Pengrowth Saddledome / Calgary, AB Nov 24th - Scotiabank Place / Ottawa, ON Nov 31st - Bell Centre / Montreal, Nation of QC (Dictator....erm pardon us, *Prime Minister* Stephen Harper guests on vocals & skin flute for "Let's Go On A Pokemon Adventure", followed by an onstage doggy-style romp between him and Amir to the national anthem of "Hockey Night In Canada") 2009 FACT OUT THE SHEEP WORLDWIDE TOUR Jan ?? - (Cannot name venue, day or time due to an insanely strict Non-Disclosure Agreement) / Pyongyang, North Korea (Fundraising concert for the Workers' Party of Korea) Jan 2 - Grand Stage / Shanghai, China Jan 8 - Globen / Stockholm, Sweden (Nordman guesting in encore!) Jan 10 - Palais Omnisports de Paris-Bercy / Paris, France Jan 12 - HSH Nordbank Arena / Hamburg, Germany Jan 15~17 - Wembley Stadium / London, UK Jan 20 - Amsterdam ArenA / Amsterdam, Netherlands Jan 25 - The O2 / London, UK Jan 29 - Hammersmith Odeon / London, UK Jan 30 - Large Hadron Collider / France-Switzerland ("We got the atoms rockin'! We got Hadron rocking!") Jan 31 - Sazka Arena / Prague, Czech Republic Feb 10 - The Omni / Atlanta, GA, USA Feb 13 - Giants Stadium / East Rutherford, NJ, USA (Jake Britt Moment guests on vocals and harmonica for "Am I A Wanted Felon?", and plays a special song for his little young one on guitar, whose title we didn't quite catch) Feb 16 - Hollywood Bowl / Los Angeles, CA, USA Feb 19 - The White House / Washington, DC, USA (President Barack Obama guests on drums for the encore, "Do Any Of You Young Girls Want Some Canadian Meat?" and "All Right Now") Feb 24 - Arena Monterrey / Monterrey, Mexico (video recorded with promise for quick release by Mexican 'Treasure Moment Hoarding Fan Club') Feb 26 - Maracana Stadium / Rio de Janeiro, Brazil Feb 28 - Estadio Monumental Antonio Vespucio Liberti / Buenos Aires, Argentina Feb 29 - ThomasQuinn Stadium / Urk, Netherlands Mar 10~15 - Saitama Super Arena / Tokyo, Japan Mar 17~20 - Nagoya Rainbow Hall / Nagoya, Japan Mar 22~24 - Shibuya Public Hall / Shibuya, Tokyo, Japan Mar 28~30 - Fukuoka Convention Center / Fukuoka, Japan April 15 - Urban Lounge / Edmonton, AB, Canada |
inu-liger 23.10.2008 04:43 |
LMAO Jake! Honestly, I like those lyrics to 'Am I A Wanted Felon?'! Mind if I get the band to turn that into an actual song once we resume practices? That actually might make for a punk-comedy type song! :-) As well, it would not be out of place considering some of our other (older) songs have just-as-strange lyrics. "Killing You" is a slightly disturbing example, and "The Creep" is a rather interesting one as well. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 23.10.2008 04:45 |
^ no gigs in Penzance? :-[ *puts wallet away* |
inu-liger 23.10.2008 04:47 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: ^ no gigs in Penzance? :-[ *puts wallet away* We tried, but could not book it for the dates we wanted, as Nordman ft. Rastegar is also embarking on a tour at the same time with Treasured Mentos. Maybe next time ;-) |
Winter Land Man 23.10.2008 04:48 |
Burn In Hell Written by John Deacon One Two Three Four No longer am I a recluse in my old mansion I've come out to give a grand salutation 'Cause everyone wants a piece of my money nowadays They also want me to tour with what's his name You tell me you want me it'd be fun But without Freddie, it'd never be the same Queen + Paul Rodgers? No way I say, just back away Don't back chat to me or I'll be pissing your way! Burn In Hell! Don't fuck with me, little man! Burn in Hell! Don't fuck with me, little boy! I wish you well, Have a fun time in Hell! My style of music has changed since nineteen-ninety-seven I sold the Volvo and bought a GTO, oh I got the motor revvin' Quit complaining about that stripper, ya mamby-pamby That was Brian May's oldest daughter, she was just chatting with me Of course I'm a skinhead now and joined a motorcycle gang With all the noise, how would I know if the telephone rang? Burn In Hell! Don't fuck with me, little man! Burn in Hell! Don't fuck with me, little boy! I wish you well, Have a fun time in Hell! Oh yeah, tutti I'm back! Back with a new rock track! Woot! Woot! Burn In Hell! Don't fuck with me, little man! Burn in Hell! Don't fuck with me, little boy! I wish you well, Have a fun time in Hell! Burn In Hell! Don't fuck with me, little man! Burn in Hell! Don't fuck with me, little boy! I wish you well, Have a fun time in Hell! |
Winter Land Man 23.10.2008 04:51 |
inu-liger wrote: followed by an onstage doggy-style romp between him and Amir to the national anthem of "Hockey Night In Canada") LMFAO!!! |
inu-liger 23.10.2008 04:54 |
Play The Game wrote:inu-liger wrote: followed by an onstage doggy-style romp between him and Amir to the national anthem of "Hockey Night In Canada")LMFAO!!! I forgot to mention! Senator Wayne Gretzky's mom is in the audience that night too! :-) |
The Fairy King 23.10.2008 04:55 |
Get a life. |
Winter Land Man 23.10.2008 04:58 |
Self Pleasure is a good song. Did the song 'The Last Time I Made Love' by Anita Dobson influence it? |
inu-liger 23.10.2008 05:04 |
TYPICAL SETLIST: AMV Hell - Rock Band Edition (15-minute Pre-concert Intro Video) Edmonton Convention 2012 (Intro Tape) Am I A Wanted Felon? Let's Go On A Pokemon Adventure Oh Darling Ramona Merry Christmas To You (Bill Maher-Moment solo) Popular Girls Hurt Me America Needs A Kick In The Ass Do Any Of You Young Girls Want Some Canadian Meat? Synthesized Metal Guitar Solo Spermin' Medley: Self Pleasure / Blow My Trumpet / Self Masturbation Attack Bohemian Rhapsody Edmonton Convention 2012 ENCORE I Robbie Williams Will Burn In Hell The Final Crackdown ENCORE II That Girl ~Sexy Ghost~ (Richard solo with Unbalanced via archived video/audio) |
Winter Land Man 23.10.2008 05:10 |
Popular Girls Hurt Me Written by Amir Moment, Milidrag Moment, Richard Guilbault High school was a hard time But it was a flip-fucking-fun time Everyday I looked up each skirt While the other boys threw around dirt I must say I got an E in Education It all works out though, as I got an A in sssssstimulation! The popular girls hurt me! Their brains are just too thick The popular girls hurt me! It turned me on with every kick The popular girls hurt me! Thinking they were doing wrong The popular girls hurt me! The kind of hurt - that turned me on Oh how I loved those school girls Boppin breasts and big long curls Nothing better than eyeing a peeking thong Each time it happened, it made my manhood long With a roll of the dice and a bit of spice Checking out school girls was just too nice The popular girls hurt me! Their brains are just too thick The popular girls hurt me! It turned me on with every kick The popular girls hurt me! Thinking they were doing wrong The popular girls hurt me! The kind of hurt - that turned me on Bend over! Spread those legs! Strip down! I wanna hear you beg! Beg! Oh beg for me! Can't you see, I'm quite horny! The popular girls hurt me! Their brains are just too thick The popular girls hurt me! It turned me on with every kick The popular girls hurt me! Thinking they were doing wrong The popular girls hurt me! The kind of hurt - that turned me on |
The Fairy King 23.10.2008 06:19 |
So you're teaming up with Jake to pick on TM? Don't you think that's a bit hypocrite Inu? |
inu-liger 23.10.2008 06:44 |
The Fairy King wrote: So you're teaming up with Jake to pick on TM? Don't you think that's a bit hypocrite Inu? Eh, perhaps so. But I actually thought this was a rather funny thread, so instead of going against Jake, I decided to poke fun at myself too for a change :P I was bored too. |
Saif 23.10.2008 10:18 |
Wow, I didn't actually expect this thread to be funny but it was. Ha ha, what do you know? Anyway, where do you get all this time, Jake? Don't you have a job? Anyone else get the feeling Jake is a bit obsessed with Inu-Liger? |
Poo, again 23.10.2008 11:02 |
The Fairy King wrote: Get a life. |
Treasure Moment 23.10.2008 11:31 |
The Fairy King wrote: So you're teaming up with Jake to pick on TM? Don't you think that's a bit hypocrite Inu? thats what i did with jake too in the other thread though i hate both jake and inu |
Adolfo and the spiders from Mercury 23.10.2008 11:44 |
Poo, again wrote:The Fairy King wrote: Get a life. |
Erin 23.10.2008 12:06 |
Aww...Jake and Inu are friends now. |
Winter Land Man 23.10.2008 12:47 |
The thing about Inu and I, is that we are both democrats, I think we are. TM is in love with Bush. |
thomasquinn 32989 23.10.2008 13:00 |
The Fairy King wrote: So you're teaming up with Jake to pick on TM? Don't you think that's a bit hypocrite Inu? Yeah, but...it's fun. And can you honestly object to anything short of nuclear war that harms TM? |
thomasquinn 32989 23.10.2008 13:01 |
Saif wrote: Wow, I didn't actually expect this thread to be funny but it was. Ha ha, what do you know? Anyway, where do you get all this time, Jake? Don't you have a job? Anyone else get the feeling Jake is a bit obsessed with Inu-Liger? And "job" is not the right word here, I'd say. "Life" comes closer. |
thomasquinn 32989 23.10.2008 13:02 |
Treasure Moment wrote:The Fairy King wrote: So you're teaming up with Jake to pick on TM? Don't you think that's a bit hypocrite Inu?thats what i did with jake too in the other thread though i hate both jake and inu Yeah, but 1) we *know* that you are a hypocrit 2) I'm not sure if anything as daft as what you do can be labeled "picking on something/someone" 3) you hate everything that doesn't adore you |
Treasure Moment 23.10.2008 13:09 |
ThomasQuinn wrote:Treasure Moment wrote:Yeah, but 1) we *know* that you are a hypocrit 2) I'm not sure if anything as daft as what you do can be labeled "picking on something/someone" 3) you hate everything that doesn't adore youThe Fairy King wrote: So you're teaming up with Jake to pick on TM? Don't you think that's a bit hypocrite Inu?thats what i did with jake too in the other thread though i hate both jake and inu how am i a hypocrit? |
thomasquinn 32989 23.10.2008 13:24 |
I've said it time and time again, but here goes: you accuse all popular bands of making uninspired crap music that has no depth of quality, whilst that is *exactly* what you do. If I were a psychologist, I'd have great fun analyzing that behavior, I assure you! |
Winter Land Man 23.10.2008 14:39 |
Saif wrote: Wow, I didn't actually expect this thread to be funny but it was. Ha ha, what do you know? Anyway, where do you get all this time, Jake? Don't you have a job? Anyone else get the feeling Jake is a bit obsessed with Inu-Liger? I get so tired of working on my songs lately, I got bored. It took me only like an hour or so. I lost track of time at the time. I have a job, I guess I do, but at the moment the job is dead. No obsession with Inu-Liger. It wasn't supposed to be negative at all. I got tired of TM hating Queen + Paul Rodgers, when they still do songs as TM, even though it's not their origininal line up now. So I added Richard to the band, and added a few others, such as Scott Simpson, who is Fatty. I should record these songs too, just to make it more amusing. Just like music, comedy is something people can relate to. Inu-Liger came up with the tour list, and it's funnier than all the songs on here that I wrote, I got a kick out of it, especially the TM doggy style romp! |
Treasure Moment 23.10.2008 16:14 |
ThomasQuinn wrote: I've said it time and time again, but here goes: you accuse all popular bands of making uninspired crap music that has no depth of quality, whilst that is *exactly* what you do. If I were a psychologist, I'd have great fun analyzing that behavior, I assure you! haha lay of your bullshit already! you cant compare TM with talentless predictable 3 chord bands you ignorant creature |
inu-liger 23.10.2008 19:16 |
Play The Game wrote: The thing about Inu and I, is that we are both democrats, I think we are. TM is in love with Bush. That would be correct. If I was an American, I'd be a Democrat for sure. I really don't like Bush either. He's fucked everyone over worldwide bigtime. |
Winter Land Man 24.10.2008 00:20 |
inu-liger wrote:Play The Game wrote: The thing about Inu and I, is that we are both democrats, I think we are. TM is in love with Bush.That would be correct. If I was an American, I'd be a Democrat for sure. I really don't like Bush either. He's fucked everyone over worldwide bigtime. That's what I'm talking about. I'd bang Georgie's daughters though. |
inu-liger 24.10.2008 00:26 |
Treasure Moment wrote:ThomasQuinn wrote: I've said it time and time again, but here goes: you accuse all popular bands of making uninspired crap music that has no depth of quality, whilst that is *exactly* what you do. If I were a psychologist, I'd have great fun analyzing that behavior, I assure you!haha lay of your bullshit already! you cant compare TM with talentless predictable 3 chord bands you ignorant creature You're right. We can't compare TM with them, because you guys only know a chord and a half. |
Winter Land Man 24.10.2008 01:45 |
inu-liger wrote:Treasure Moment wrote:You're right. We can't compare TM with them, because you guys only know a chord and a half.ThomasQuinn wrote: I've said it time and time again, but here goes: you accuse all popular bands of making uninspired crap music that has no depth of quality, whilst that is *exactly* what you do. If I were a psychologist, I'd have great fun analyzing that behavior, I assure you!haha lay of your bullshit already! you cant compare TM with talentless predictable 3 chord bands you ignorant creature They know two notes on a keyboard in the string section. They actually record that 20 second bit, and then just repeat it throughout their songs. It kills! |
Major Tom 24.10.2008 02:14 |
Ignorant creature? How speaks like this? This is fucking 1500s vocabulary. Pathetic fool! Oh god, I've must have got it too...A sign that you spend too much time on QZ is when you, for example, watch Die Hard and wish you were John Mclain, and the mobguy hanging off the skyscraper is Treasure Moment. Then it's time to lay off this site for some time..especially me, who accually CAN bump in to the fucker himself, just on my way to the bus... |
inu-liger 24.10.2008 04:35 |
Dr. Pepper(The Spiceman) wrote: Ignorant creature? How speaks like this? This is fucking 1500s vocabulary. Pathetic fool! Oh god, I've must have got it too...A sign that you spend too much time on QZ is when you, for example, watch Die Hard and wish you were John Mclain, and the mobguy hanging off the skyscraper is Treasure Moment. Then it's time to lay off this site for some time..especially me, who accually CAN bump in to the fucker himself, just on my way to the bus... Do me a certain favour, would ya? :-P |
inu-liger 24.10.2008 04:38 |
Play The Game wrote:inu-liger wrote:They know two notes on a keyboard in the string section. They actually record that 20 second bit, and then just repeat it throughout their songs. It kills!Treasure Moment wrote:You're right. We can't compare TM with them, because you guys only know a chord and a half.ThomasQuinn wrote: I've said it time and time again, but here goes: you accuse all popular bands of making uninspired crap music that has no depth of quality, whilst that is *exactly* what you do. If I were a psychologist, I'd have great fun analyzing that behavior, I assure you!haha lay of your bullshit already! you cant compare TM with talentless predictable 3 chord bands you ignorant creature Yeah! And they have the galls to call it HEAVY METAL! "Treasure Moment tried to dethrone the metal, but the metal had its way" Btw. I still think they took those neo classical bits from some soundtrack or something. They can't come up with even decent shit, so knowing them they probably took it from some obscure CD |
Major Tom 24.10.2008 05:23 |
Of course I would Inu-Linger, but have you seen this fucker? He's huge! He'd rip my head straight off! There you go TM, got a semi? |
inu-liger 24.10.2008 06:22 |
Dr. Pepper(The Spiceman) wrote: Of course I would Inu-Linger, but have you seen this fucker? He's huge! He'd rip my head straight off! There you go TM, got a semi? Geez. Can't grab a cheap guitar and whack it against his head? |
Mr.Jingles 24.10.2008 09:12 |
You guys spent all this time coming up with something funny, but in the end you failed miserably at bringing the laughs. Leave the comedy for Fatty, will ya? Oh, and Jake... here's something you could better spend your time doing. It's called... PARENTING |
Erin 24.10.2008 10:57 |
Mr.Jingles wrote:
Oh, and Jake... here's something you could better spend your time doing.
It's called... PARENTING
He's got a picture of his kid as his avatar... Is that not enough? [img=/images/smiley/msn/wink_smile.gif][/img] |
inu-liger 24.10.2008 11:13 |
Mr.Jingles wrote: You guys spent all this time coming up with something funny, but in the end you failed miserably at bringing the laughs. Leave the comedy for Fatty, will ya? Shut yer pus :P Since when am I ever funny? |
Major Tom 24.10.2008 12:00 |
It is never my intention trying to be funny. NEVER. I am, however, first and foremost being sacastic and secondly, doing my absolute best trying to piss TM off. So, there you have it. |
shoemanbundy 24.10.2008 16:15 |
I thought this was inspired by my "King" post =p Either way I'm impressed at all the songs you made up for this. Amazing :o |
Winter Land Man 25.10.2008 00:14 |
Non Album Single Vampires Of America b/w Rock With Me Vampires Of America Written by TM They seduce you to wherever they might feel Wondering if you think your concious is real They twist your emotions into a maze of fright Knowing that tonight is the last night you see the light They follow your children when you're not home! They are surrounding you when you think you're alone! The vampires in America The vampires in America Always on track, always on track The vampires in America The vampires in America You won't make it back, you won't make it back The currupted young criminals Yellow teeth with blood splattered decay Horny enough to drain all the blood out of you Nothing would turn them on more than to get through To the anxiety and hatred, to the tears and loneliness They steal away your life in return of forgiveness It's your happy emotions that they'll rape Darling, don't even think you'll escape The Vampires in America The Vampires in America Always on track, always on track The Vampires in America The Vampires in America You won't make it back, you won't make it back Draining your blood Draining my blood Throwing my weak body down the river Still screaming with each fading shiver I can't cry, I can't cry From Vermont to California Live five-hundred thousand Vampires of America The vampires in America The vampires in America Always on track, always on track The vampires in America The vampires in America You won't make it back, you won't make it back The Vampires in America The Vampires in America Always on track, always on track The Vampires in America The Vampires in America You won't make it back, you won't make it back You won't make it back alive! Rock With Me Written by TM The worlds on fire, there's a lot of heat People on the streets stripping down from their heads to their feet Guess the humidity's gone to their heads Cause tonight everyone's gonna be rocking in their beds I'm just minding my own business though Though... though I know there'll be a show Oh yeah... They tell me you like it dangerous They say you like it naughty I like it anyway possible So baby, rock with me Rock with me baby! Rock with me Rock, rock, rock! Rock with me baby Ohh yeah rock with me Rock, rock, rock! Mmm rock with me baby My mind runs wild with an appetite for your sex With my eyes closed I can see you undress Ooo with a bit of spice, my hand goes up your legs Ahh yeah, you're feeling quite nice A show down tonight that's for sure Baby, you don't even know me I'll be making you plead for more Like it? The tell me you like it dangerous They say you like it naughty I like it anyway possible So baby, rock with me Rock with me baby! Rock with me Rock, rock, rock! Rock with me baby Ohh yeah rock with me Rock, rock, rock! Mmm rock with me baby Move those hips, flash those eyes Baby show me whatcha got Rock with me baby! Rock with me Rock, rock, rock! Rock with me baby Ohh yeah rock with me Rock, rock, rock! Mmm rock with me baby My mind's running wild and here comes a fling Rock with me baby! Rock with me Rock, rock, rock! Rock with me baby Ohh yeah rock with me Rock, rock, rock! Mmm rock with me baby Strip down! Strip down! Strip down and show me Strip down and show me whatcha got Uhhh! Woah baby! |
thomasquinn 32989 25.10.2008 06:16 |
I took the liberty of clearing this bit out to save room.Yeah! And they have the galls to call it HEAVY METAL! "Treasure Moment tried to dethrone the metal, but the metal had its way" Btw. I still think they took those neo classical bits from some soundtrack or something. They can't come up with even decent shit, so knowing them they probably took it from some obscure CD Neo-classical passages are highly overrated where complexity is concerned. If you use the harmonic minor scale, and you play it fast and spread out over several octaves (and preferably using intervals like thirds and fifths, or actually arpeggiating a chord, optionally including the second or fourth of that chord), it will automatically sound neo-classical, if you do it in strict rhythm. Having said that, it can be a really nice addition to songs. |
Treasure Moment 25.10.2008 09:39 |
ThomasQuinn wrote:Neo-classical passages are highly overrated where complexity is concerned. If you use the harmonic minor scale, and you play it fast and spread out over several octaves (and preferably using intervals like thirds and fifths, or actually arpeggiating a chord, optionally including the second or fourth of that chord), it will automatically sound neo-classical, if you do it in strict rhythm. Having said that, it can be a really nice addition to songs.I took the liberty of clearing this bit out to save room.Yeah! And they have the galls to call it HEAVY METAL! "Treasure Moment tried to dethrone the metal, but the metal had its way" Btw. I still think they took those neo classical bits from some soundtrack or something. They can't come up with even decent shit, so knowing them they probably took it from some obscure CD Having said all that i doubt you could compose anything remotely as good as those songs, not just you but the entire mainstream music world and bands like U2, coldplay, muse and endless other talentless bands. |
inu-liger 25.10.2008 10:35 |
Treasure Moment wrote:ThomasQuinn wrote:Having said all that i doubt you could compose anything remotely as good as those songs, not just you but the entire mainstream music world and bands like U2, coldplay, muse and endless other talentless bands.Neo-classical passages are highly overrated where complexity is concerned. If you use the harmonic minor scale, and you play it fast and spread out over several octaves (and preferably using intervals like thirds and fifths, or actually arpeggiating a chord, optionally including the second or fourth of that chord), it will automatically sound neo-classical, if you do it in strict rhythm. Having said that, it can be a really nice addition to songs.I took the liberty of clearing this bit out to save room.Yeah! And they have the galls to call it HEAVY METAL! "Treasure Moment tried to dethrone the metal, but the metal had its way" Btw. I still think they took those neo classical bits from some soundtrack or something. They can't come up with even decent shit, so knowing them they probably took it from some obscure CD And I severely doubt you can ever stay away from the transparent drugs you've been smoking all the time, long enough to see the factual reality. FACT. |
thomasquinn 32989 25.10.2008 12:20 |
Treasure Moment wrote:ThomasQuinn wrote:Having said all that i doubt you could compose anything remotely as good as those songs, not just you but the entire mainstream music world and bands like U2, coldplay, muse and endless other talentless bands.Neo-classical passages are highly overrated where complexity is concerned. If you use the harmonic minor scale, and you play it fast and spread out over several octaves (and preferably using intervals like thirds and fifths, or actually arpeggiating a chord, optionally including the second or fourth of that chord), it will automatically sound neo-classical, if you do it in strict rhythm. Having said that, it can be a really nice addition to songs.I took the liberty of clearing this bit out to save room.Yeah! And they have the galls to call it HEAVY METAL! "Treasure Moment tried to dethrone the metal, but the metal had its way" Btw. I still think they took those neo classical bits from some soundtrack or something. They can't come up with even decent shit, so knowing them they probably took it from some obscure CD I'm not in the mainstream, love. I'm in the shady area between jazz, classical and crap. |
Matias Merçeauroix 25.10.2008 14:41 |
Valensia rules. Cheers, Hor |
Major Tom 25.10.2008 21:25 |
Treasure Moment wrote:ThomasQuinn wrote:Having said all that i doubt you could compose anything remotely as good as those songs, not just you but the entire mainstream music world and bands like U2, coldplay, muse and endless other talentless bands.Neo-classical passages are highly overrated where complexity is concerned. If you use the harmonic minor scale, and you play it fast and spread out over several octaves (and preferably using intervals like thirds and fifths, or actually arpeggiating a chord, optionally including the second or fourth of that chord), it will automatically sound neo-classical, if you do it in strict rhythm. Having said that, it can be a really nice addition to songs.I took the liberty of clearing this bit out to save room.Yeah! And they have the galls to call it HEAVY METAL! "Treasure Moment tried to dethrone the metal, but the metal had its way" Btw. I still think they took those neo classical bits from some soundtrack or something. They can't come up with even decent shit, so knowing them they probably took it from some obscure CD Do you realise that what you're saying is that you and your brothers garageband, has far more fans than U2. That you and your brother is more talanted than Macartney-Lennon. That you are going to inspire future generation musicians more than The Rolling Stones. Who's in denial, asshole? Oh, and by the way. Your brother have the biggest nose I've ever seen and you need to be put back in your cellar lockup. Time and place and I'll be there to fuck you up, for the sake of Queenzone.com and the entire human race. |
The Fairy King 25.10.2008 21:53 |
Treasure Moment wrote:ThomasQuinn wrote:Having said all that i doubt you could compose anything remotely as good as those songs, not just you but the entire mainstream music world and bands like U2, coldplay, muse and endless other talentless bands.Neo-classical passages are highly overrated where complexity is concerned. If you use the harmonic minor scale, and you play it fast and spread out over several octaves (and preferably using intervals like thirds and fifths, or actually arpeggiating a chord, optionally including the second or fourth of that chord), it will automatically sound neo-classical, if you do it in strict rhythm. Having said that, it can be a really nice addition to songs.I took the liberty of clearing this bit out to save room.Yeah! And they have the galls to call it HEAVY METAL! "Treasure Moment tried to dethrone the metal, but the metal had its way" Btw. I still think they took those neo classical bits from some soundtrack or something. They can't come up with even decent shit, so knowing them they probably took it from some obscure CD Laughable really. |
Treasure Moment 26.10.2008 00:47 |
The Fairy King wrote:Treasure Moment wrote:Laughable really.ThomasQuinn wrote:Having said all that i doubt you could compose anything remotely as good as those songs, not just you but the entire mainstream music world and bands like U2, coldplay, muse and endless other talentless bands.Neo-classical passages are highly overrated where complexity is concerned. If you use the harmonic minor scale, and you play it fast and spread out over several octaves (and preferably using intervals like thirds and fifths, or actually arpeggiating a chord, optionally including the second or fourth of that chord), it will automatically sound neo-classical, if you do it in strict rhythm. Having said that, it can be a really nice addition to songs.I took the liberty of clearing this bit out to save room.Yeah! And they have the galls to call it HEAVY METAL! "Treasure Moment tried to dethrone the metal, but the metal had its way" Btw. I still think they took those neo classical bits from some soundtrack or something. They can't come up with even decent shit, so knowing them they probably took it from some obscure CD laugh all you want, its just a fact. |
Treasure Moment 26.10.2008 00:47 |
inu-liger wrote:Treasure Moment wrote:And I severely doubt you can ever stay away from the transparent drugs you've been smoking all the time, long enough to see the factual reality. FACT.ThomasQuinn wrote:Having said all that i doubt you could compose anything remotely as good as those songs, not just you but the entire mainstream music world and bands like U2, coldplay, muse and endless other talentless bands.Neo-classical passages are highly overrated where complexity is concerned. If you use the harmonic minor scale, and you play it fast and spread out over several octaves (and preferably using intervals like thirds and fifths, or actually arpeggiating a chord, optionally including the second or fourth of that chord), it will automatically sound neo-classical, if you do it in strict rhythm. Having said that, it can be a really nice addition to songs.I took the liberty of clearing this bit out to save room.Yeah! And they have the galls to call it HEAVY METAL! "Treasure Moment tried to dethrone the metal, but the metal had its way" Btw. I still think they took those neo classical bits from some soundtrack or something. They can't come up with even decent shit, so knowing them they probably took it from some obscure CD you are a stupid creature, there is no point talking to you. |
Treasure Moment 26.10.2008 00:49 |
Dr. Pepper(The Spiceman) wrote:Treasure Moment wrote:Do you realise that what you're saying is that you and your brothers garageband, has far more fans than U2. That you and your brother is more talanted than Macartney-Lennon. That you are going to inspire future generation musicians more than The Rolling Stones. Who's in denial, asshole? Oh, and by the way. Your brother have the biggest nose I've ever seen and you need to be put back in your cellar lockup. Time and place and I'll be there to fuck you up, for the sake of Queenzone.com and the entire human race.ThomasQuinn wrote:Having said all that i doubt you could compose anything remotely as good as those songs, not just you but the entire mainstream music world and bands like U2, coldplay, muse and endless other talentless bands.Neo-classical passages are highly overrated where complexity is concerned. If you use the harmonic minor scale, and you play it fast and spread out over several octaves (and preferably using intervals like thirds and fifths, or actually arpeggiating a chord, optionally including the second or fourth of that chord), it will automatically sound neo-classical, if you do it in strict rhythm. Having said that, it can be a really nice addition to songs.I took the liberty of clearing this bit out to save room.Yeah! And they have the galls to call it HEAVY METAL! "Treasure Moment tried to dethrone the metal, but the metal had its way" Btw. I still think they took those neo classical bits from some soundtrack or something. They can't come up with even decent shit, so knowing them they probably took it from some obscure CD You need to seriously shut the fuck up or i WILL make you wish you werent so cocky someday and trust me you dont want that!! |
john bodega 26.10.2008 01:04 |
TM, if this guy does beat the shit out of you and your crappy band, can you at least get a video of this? Seeing as though you lied about the gig video, it's only fair that I get to see SOME proof that you're not just a QZ prank. |
Matias Merçeauroix 26.10.2008 01:48 |
TM doesn't exist. It's your parents. Cheers, Hor |
Treasure Moment 26.10.2008 01:53 |
Zebonka12 wrote: TM, if this guy does beat the shit out of you and your crappy band, can you at least get a video of this? Seeing as though you lied about the gig video, it's only fair that I get to see SOME proof that you're not just a QZ prank. I didnt lie, the video exists, you will see in time when i get it. |
Major Tom 26.10.2008 06:14 |
Zebonka12 wrote: TM, if this guy does beat the shit out of you and your crappy band, can you at least get a video of this? Seeing as though you lied about the gig video, it's only fair that I get to see SOME proof that you're not just a QZ prank. I'll make sure this will take place near a webcam so you'll get to see it live. |
Major Tom 26.10.2008 06:17 |
Treasure Moment wrote:Dr. Pepper(The Spiceman) wrote:You need to seriously shut the fuck up or i WILL make you wish you werent so cocky someday and trust me you dont want that!!Treasure Moment wrote:Do you realise that what you're saying is that you and your brothers garageband, has far more fans than U2. That you and your brother is more talanted than Macartney-Lennon. That you are going to inspire future generation musicians more than The Rolling Stones. Who's in denial, asshole? Oh, and by the way. Your brother have the biggest nose I've ever seen and you need to be put back in your cellar lockup. Time and place and I'll be there to fuck you up, for the sake of Queenzone.com and the entire human race.ThomasQuinn wrote:Having said all that i doubt you could compose anything remotely as good as those songs, not just you but the entire mainstream music world and bands like U2, coldplay, muse and endless other talentless bands.Neo-classical passages are highly overrated where complexity is concerned. If you use the harmonic minor scale, and you play it fast and spread out over several octaves (and preferably using intervals like thirds and fifths, or actually arpeggiating a chord, optionally including the second or fourth of that chord), it will automatically sound neo-classical, if you do it in strict rhythm. Having said that, it can be a really nice addition to songs.I took the liberty of clearing this bit out to save room.Yeah! And they have the galls to call it HEAVY METAL! "Treasure Moment tried to dethrone the metal, but the metal had its way" Btw. I still think they took those neo classical bits from some soundtrack or something. They can't come up with even decent shit, so knowing them they probably took it from some obscure CD Oh yeah? Well come on, time and place. |
inu-liger 26.10.2008 06:40 |
Treasure Moment wrote:Zebonka12 wrote: TM, if this guy does beat the shit out of you and your crappy band, can you at least get a video of this? Seeing as though you lied about the gig video, it's only fair that I get to see SOME proof that you're not just a QZ prank.I didnt lie, the video exists, you will see in time when i get it. Bullshit. Just admit your 'drummer' destroyed the tape cos he acknowledged you guys are absolute shite, and all's good and well. |
inu-liger 26.10.2008 06:40 |
Dr. Pepper(The Spiceman) wrote:Zebonka12 wrote: TM, if this guy does beat the shit out of you and your crappy band, can you at least get a video of this? Seeing as though you lied about the gig video, it's only fair that I get to see SOME proof that you're not just a QZ prank.I'll make sure this will take place near a webcam so you'll get to see it live. Please do. Make his Allah-hood weep. |
inu-liger 26.10.2008 06:41 |
Treasure Moment wrote:inu-liger wrote:you are a stupid creature, there is no point talking to you.Treasure Moment wrote:And I severely doubt you can ever stay away from the transparent drugs you've been smoking all the time, long enough to see the factual reality. FACT.ThomasQuinn wrote:Having said all that i doubt you could compose anything remotely as good as those songs, not just you but the entire mainstream music world and bands like U2, coldplay, muse and endless other talentless bands.Neo-classical passages are highly overrated where complexity is concerned. If you use the harmonic minor scale, and you play it fast and spread out over several octaves (and preferably using intervals like thirds and fifths, or actually arpeggiating a chord, optionally including the second or fourth of that chord), it will automatically sound neo-classical, if you do it in strict rhythm. Having said that, it can be a really nice addition to songs.I took the liberty of clearing this bit out to save room.Yeah! And they have the galls to call it HEAVY METAL! "Treasure Moment tried to dethrone the metal, but the metal had its way" Btw. I still think they took those neo classical bits from some soundtrack or something. They can't come up with even decent shit, so knowing them they probably took it from some obscure CD Why are you talking about yourself? :-) |
thomasquinn 32989 26.10.2008 06:47 |
Because he's too self-centered to even *think* of anything/anyone that isn't him. |
inu-liger 26.10.2008 06:57 |
ThomasQuinn wrote: Because he's too self-centered to even *think* of anything/anyone that isn't him. So true :-P I'd hate to be his brother, actually... |
thomasquinn 32989 26.10.2008 07:26 |
inu-liger wrote:ThomasQuinn wrote: Because he's too self-centered to even *think* of anything/anyone that isn't him.So true :-P I'd hate to be his brother, actually... I'm quite sure his brother would agree with you. |
andreas_mercury 26.10.2008 11:16 |
its about just about time i settled these matters treasure moment wasnt just a bad band to be in but it was unprofessional beyond your believing not only to max and amir with their drug taking experiments thinking they were opening us up to new worlds of music.... YOU want to know how many songs they wrote in DMT??? fucking none that we kept. not one song made out of his mind expanind and opening experiences, it was bullshit smoke and mirrors him and his stupid youtube conspiracies and theories he kept talking to us about, the worst was of course the idea of us being chipped by the government but in the last days i had in the band, the absolute worst he was on talking about was the lunar landing. i would say to him WHAT ABOUT THE LUNAR LASER RANGING EXPERIMENT he would just tell me that it was a lie, i would explain to him AMIR, WHAT ABOUT THE RETROREFLECTOR he never ever had a good answer fucking morons, always they keep in Treasure Moment believing in thigns that arent real JUST so that they can be different and 'stand up to the government' but it just leads them to look like assholes believe that its not just on Queeznone, Amir is like this in real life and Max is almost as bad the worst part of that band was in time that their unprofessional bullshit began to get in every aspect of things and before too long max and amir in drug la la land began to ..... do .... UNBROTHERLY things and i dont lie, i swear maybe this is not time or place for me to mention but max and amir are close. too close. fucking glad to be out of the fold and out of place with them, i dont hear from milidrag anymore unfortunately but i was too good a drummer for the band anyway. fuck you max and amir if you are reading this, you owe me $5000 on what you swore would be band money and for our EP that never got made, instead you spend on DMT. |
inu-liger 26.10.2008 17:37 |
andreas_mercury wrote: its about just about time i settled these matters treasure moment wasnt just a bad band to be in but it was unprofessional beyond your believing not only to max and amir with their drug taking experiments thinking they were opening us up to new worlds of music.... YOU want to know how many songs they wrote in DMT??? fucking none that we kept. not one song made out of his mind expanind and opening experiences, it was bullshit smoke and mirrors him and his stupid youtube conspiracies and theories he kept talking to us about, the worst was of course the idea of us being chipped by the government but in the last days i had in the band, the absolute worst he was on talking about was the lunar landing. i would say to him WHAT ABOUT THE LUNAR LASER RANGING EXPERIMENT he would just tell me that it was a lie, i would explain to him AMIR, WHAT ABOUT THE RETROREFLECTOR he never ever had a good answer fucking morons, always they keep in Treasure Moment believing in thigns that arent real JUST so that they can be different and 'stand up to the government' but it just leads them to look like assholesAmir said he was in university/college of some sort, right? How do those people cope with him around then? believe that its not just on Queeznone, Amir is like this in real life and Max is almost as bad the worst part of that band was in time that their unprofessional bullshit began to get in every aspect of things and before too long max and amir in drug la la land began to ..... do .... UNBROTHERLY things and i dont lie, i swear maybe this is not time or place for me to mention but max and amir are close. too close.All I can say is, what they do is up to them, but Jake's going to have a field day with what you just more or less confirmed actually....which had actually been jokes on our end! fucking glad to be out of the fold and out of place with them, i dont hear from milidrag anymore unfortunately but i was too good a drummer for the band anyway. fuck you max and amir if you are reading this, you owe me $5000 on what you swore would be band money and for our EP that never got made, instead you spend on DMT. Judging by their behaviour mate, until they get off the drugs (which seems unlikely at this point), I wouldn't even bother going after them for the 5 grand. Just curious though, if you happen to know, why DO they take those drugs?? :-/ |
shoemanbundy 27.10.2008 03:21 |
And thus it's proven that TM is so much a fan of Freddie, he made sure to experiment going gay just so he could more like his idol. There's no denying now pal. Sounds like someones a huge ass hypocrite. I knew you were taking drugs when you went on about that DMT crap! :D Your true colors are showing even more now. It's pretty damn obvious you think you're "different" and "stand out" just because you supposedly "think" about every aspect of life(which leads to following any piece of conspiracy you read online, to taking drugs to supposedly open up the realms of your talent or some gay shit like that). Get it through your head Treasure Moment. You're just a wannabe ass-stuffing know-nothing faker who thinks he's all that, when he's the same as the many other arrogant scitzophrenic wierdos out there. You've been exposed pal! Watch him either stop responding or simply say "haha he's a fake account you are all sheep..............FACT!" FACT: You're an ASSHOLE! AND YOU'RE COMMITING INCEST YOU FREAK! I've heard of people trying to be like their idols, but you've gone too far! |
shoemanbundy 27.10.2008 03:23 |
BTW Andreas, why do you advertise TM in your signature if you're broken up with them... |
inu-liger 27.10.2008 04:08 |
shoemanbundy wrote: BTW Andreas, why do you advertise TM in your signature if you're broken up with them... That's something I wanted to ask too, earlier >.> |
andreas_mercury 27.10.2008 06:17 |
truth be known i kept the signature for long time because of perhaps small wishes that i'd be taken back into the band in the time I suppose i wanted to think i would still be playing even if it were in such a band as TM. i got over that idea and realised i was better off without them but QZ doesnt let me change signature for some reason above priority i hope it is known to all QZ that max or amirs words arent worth shit, in real life he is just as bad and ever worse, you guys might find it annoying to see his dribble but at least you never in the studio bathroom saw him with his brothers dick in mouth. not a word of this is lie. two druggie fucks think they are the top of music after Freddie? i put up with their crap in rehearsals for the longest time. it was terribly. |
inu-liger 27.10.2008 06:23 |
andreas_mercury wrote: ...but QZ doesnt let me change signature for some reason You might have tried to change it when one of the various bugs was there that prevented such modification. It should be fine now. Go to Members > Profile stuff > Profile, and go to the Settings tab. You should see your signature there. |
inu-liger 27.10.2008 06:37 |
Oh and andreas, you've made me realize something. Upon Googling DMT, I've found that DMT is sometimes referred to as 'The Spirit Molecule', and Amir's YouTube profile has Spirit Molecule in the name, so I think there is more than a reasonable doubt to support your claim about his drug habits there!...not that I'm accusing you of lying of course! :-) TM, you've been really outed here. The truth speaks for itself, and now that is FACT. |
Treasure Moment 27.10.2008 07:34 |
inu-liger wrote: Oh and andreas, you've made me realize something. Upon Googling DMT, I've found that DMT is sometimes referred to as 'The Spirit Molecule', and Amir's YouTube profile has Spirit Molecule in the name, so I think there is more than a reasonable doubt to support your claim about his drug habits there!...not that I'm accusing you of lying of course! :-) TM, you've been really outed here. The truth speaks for itself, and now that is FACT. haha stupid fool, dmt is naturally in our bodies and its not a drug, BILLIONS of people are drug addicts, they drink coffee or smoke cigarettes or drink alcohol which ALL are drugs and that means that billions of people are drug addicts and thats a FACT! |
Freya is quietly judging you. 27.10.2008 07:37 |
It's still a drug, you penis. |
Treasure Moment 27.10.2008 09:07 |
Freya is quietly judging you. wrote: It's still a drug, you penis. penis is what you live for |
Freya is quietly judging you. 27.10.2008 09:25 |
And worst comeback of the year goes to... |
Treasure Moment 27.10.2008 09:29 |
Freya is quietly judging you. wrote: And worst comeback of the year goes to... i was stating a fact |
Freya is quietly judging you. 27.10.2008 09:43 |
Oh right, yes, I forgot, I'm a massive slut, who really does live for penis. |
john bodega 27.10.2008 11:32 |
I'm going to the first online T-shirt designer site I can find and using your post on a shirt, there. |
Major Tom 27.10.2008 11:45 |
Zebonka12 wrote: I'm going to the first online T-shirt designer site I can find and using your post on a shirt, there. Print me one will ya? |
inu-liger 27.10.2008 15:00 |
Treasure Moment wrote:Freya is quietly judging you. wrote: It's still a drug, you penis.penis is what you live for Hmm, with you, obviously so...and with your brother around, you live for that all the time I'm sure. |
inu-liger 27.10.2008 15:01 |
Freya is quietly judging you. wrote: Oh right, yes, I forgot, I'm a massive slut, who really does live for penis. No no, he didn't mean that. He meant that he lives for penis, as long as his brother is around. |
shoemanbundy 27.10.2008 20:49 |
Treasure Moment wrote:Freya is quietly judging you. wrote: And worst comeback of the year goes to...i was stating a fact I like how you're completely ignoring the claims andreas made against you about your brother and taking drugs, and rather just say start stating more facts. Too scared to come out of the closet I guess huh? You're doing EXACTLY what I said you would. I bet your next response will completely ignore what andreas has said and just state more facts about DMT. Here's a fact: there are more people who drink alchohol or smoke cigarettes than people who do drugs, probably yes. But that's NOT a defense. Is that the only thing anybody can say when they're defending a drug? "duh there's more people out there addicted to smoking and drinking". THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOUR LITTLE DRUG TRIPPING SUDDENLY ANY BETTER. It's obvious by now you're TRYING to be stupid..right? |
Matias Merçeauroix 28.10.2008 02:52 |
I wanna add TM to my MSN list and show him my ass on webcam. Cheers, Hor |
inu-liger 28.10.2008 05:56 |
Matty Ass wrote: I wanna add TM to my MSN list and show him my ass on webcam. Cheers, Hor You ass :P |
Treasure Moment 28.10.2008 10:23 |
shoemanbundy wrote:Treasure Moment wrote:I like how you're completely ignoring the claims andreas made against you about your brother and taking drugs, and rather just say start stating more facts. Too scared to come out of the closet I guess huh? You're doing EXACTLY what I said you would. I bet your next response will completely ignore what andreas has said and just state more facts about DMT. Here's a fact: there are more people who drink alchohol or smoke cigarettes than people who do drugs, probably yes. But that's NOT a defense. Is that the only thing anybody can say when they're defending a drug? "duh there's more people out there addicted to smoking and drinking". THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOUR LITTLE DRUG TRIPPING SUDDENLY ANY BETTER. It's obvious by now you're TRYING to be stupid..right?Freya is quietly judging you. wrote: And worst comeback of the year goes to...i was stating a fact wow! are you that stupid? alcohol and cigarettes ARE drugs IDIOT! and they are more dangerous than other drugs, its like talking to a braindead |
john bodega 28.10.2008 11:06 |
It's almost as bad as screwing your brother. |
shoemanbundy 28.10.2008 18:38 |
Treasure Moment wrote:shoemanbundy wrote:wow! are you that stupid? alcohol and cigarettes ARE drugs IDIOT! and they are more dangerous than other drugs, its like talking to a braindeadTreasure Moment wrote:I like how you're completely ignoring the claims andreas made against you about your brother and taking drugs, and rather just say start stating more facts. Too scared to come out of the closet I guess huh? You're doing EXACTLY what I said you would. I bet your next response will completely ignore what andreas has said and just state more facts about DMT. Here's a fact: there are more people who drink alchohol or smoke cigarettes than people who do drugs, probably yes. But that's NOT a defense. Is that the only thing anybody can say when they're defending a drug? "duh there's more people out there addicted to smoking and drinking". THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOUR LITTLE DRUG TRIPPING SUDDENLY ANY BETTER. It's obvious by now you're TRYING to be stupid..right?Freya is quietly judging you. wrote: And worst comeback of the year goes to...i was stating a fact Hey, nice way of DOING EXACTLY WHAT I SAID and completely ignoring the other accusations andreas made. Someones in deep denial and too scared to share the truth ;) And I never said that alcohol and cigarettes don't count as drugs, I was pointing out how all you druggies with your hallucination drugs always use those as your defense saying they're more widespread. LEARN TO READ GODDAMNIT! Just making an idiot of yourself every post. Watch this everybody. Next post he'll ignore the topic of his incest with his brother and just go on about coffe and cigarettes again. JUST WATCH :) |
Winter Land Man 28.10.2008 21:20 |
I wonder when they are going to release their sex tape. I heard their mom filmed it :-O |
shoemanbundy 28.10.2008 21:35 |
I'm wondering what the dialog was between them when they decided to most likely "force" these feelings.. "hey bro...so, freddie mercury was gay........you wanna try it? come on, we'll be THAT much closer to him than we ever were, we already make music that sounds JUST likt the stuff he'd make today if he were still with us. you gotta admit he was one hunk of a man...bro!" |
inu-liger 28.10.2008 21:38 |
Soon they'll be one of those "people (who) just can't afford..." ;-) |
Winter Land Man 28.10.2008 22:30 |
shoemanbundy wrote: I'm wondering what the dialog was between them when they decided to most likely "force" these feelings.. "hey bro...so, freddie mercury was gay........you wanna try it? come on, we'll be THAT much closer to him than we ever were, we already make music that sounds JUST likt the stuff he'd make today if he were still with us. you gotta admit he was one hunk of a man...bro!" Freddie was attractive, but he was very hairy. I imagine his ass was smelly. |