If it were possible to clone him, I assume it would be possible to clone him in miniature, and I would do just that. I would clone Freddie at about 7 inches high and I would keep him in a glass display case with little holes poked in the top. I'd feed him curries and vodka. I would position my bonsai Freddie beside my bed, with specific instructions to "daaaa-o" upon a specific time in which I am to awaken.
Mr. Jordy wrote:
If it were possible to clone him, I assume it would be possible to clone him in miniature, and I would do just that. I would clone Freddie at about 7 inches high and I would keep him in a glass display case with little holes poked in the top. I'd feed him curries and vodka. I would position my bonsai Freddie beside my bed, with specific instructions to "daaaa-o" upon a specific time in which I am to awaken.
Bonsai Freddie. That is abslutely awesome. Now I know what I want for Christmas. He can fuck his way through my son's entire action figure collection.
"Dad? Why is Han Solo bent over?"
Although I guess Bonsai Freddie would probably be a bottom. That's hot.
Little bonsai Freddie would probably tell the action figures that he's versatile in bed, as to expand his target audience. Then, once arrived in the little shoebox I'll fashion into a bedroom for him, he'll snort tiny little lines of cocaine, get a bit chatty and admit to GI Joe that he's very much a bottom. Then, of course, he'll recite the same line to GI Joe as he has to countless upon countless if not hundreds of action figures - that he simply forgot to pick up condoms, but he has always used one in the past.
That little liar, Freddie.
Mr. Jordy wrote:
If it were possible to clone him, I assume it would be possible to clone him in miniature, and I would do just that. I would clone Freddie at about 7 inches high and I would keep him in a glass display case with little holes poked in the top. I'd feed him curries and vodka. I would position my bonsai Freddie beside my bed, with specific instructions to "daaaa-o" upon a specific time in which I am to awaken.
That's fucking amazing.
The best idea I've ever heard.
You're seriously a genius. You could be rich.
Mr. Jordy wrote:
If it were possible to clone him, I assume it would be possible to clone him in miniature, and I would do just that. I would clone Freddie at about 7 inches high and I would keep him in a glass display case with little holes poked in the top. I'd feed him curries and vodka. I would position my bonsai Freddie beside my bed, with specific instructions to "daaaa-o" upon a specific time in which I am to awaken.
That's fucking amazing.
The best idea I've ever heard.
You're seriously a genius. You could be rich.
Clone it and raise it in North Korea and it will never be the same Freddie (or whatever you've cloned). Just by technically cloning something doesn't mean that it will be a... clone of the original.
Mr. Jordy wrote: If it were possible to clone him, I assume it would be possible to clone him in miniature, and I would do just that. I would clone Freddie at about 7 inches high and I would keep him in a glass display case with little holes poked in the top. I'd feed him curries and vodka. I would position my bonsai Freddie beside my bed, with specific instructions to "daaaa-o" upon a specific time in which I am to awaken.
Mr Jordy is a sick pervert. Imagine him with Ken and Barbie dolls? What a sick fiend.
Mr. Jordy wrote: If it were possible to clone him, I assume it would be possible to clone him in miniature, and I would do just that. I would clone Freddie at about 7 inches high and I would keep him in a glass display case with little holes poked in the top. I'd feed him curries and vodka. I would position my bonsai Freddie beside my bed, with specific instructions to "daaaa-o" upon a specific time in which I am to awaken.
Mr Jordy is a sick pervert. Imagine him with Ken and Barbie dolls? What a sick fiend.
Actually, I'd clone a brain. And then I'd perform the world's first brain transplant. You would be the receipient. Now, BE GONE!!! I've no further use for you.
Be Gone? You do realize this is a Messageboard, right? If you desire to clone a brain, clone one for yourself.