| JakobusKobus 10.09.2008 11:36 |
Mine: De vrouw des huizes heeft het rijk alleen, zegt mijn man Hoeft niet te werken heeft nooit een probleem, zegt mijn man Waarom de vrouw van deze tijd zo klagen kan, Da's onbegrijpelijk, zegt mijn man Dat beetje koken is toch geen bezwaar, zegt mijn man En ook die afwas speel je makkelijk klaar, zegt mijn man Waarom de huisvrouw van vandaag zo zeuren kan Is hem een raadsel, zegt mijn man En wat mijn man zegt is altijd waar, Ik kan het weten want wij zijn een paar Dat beetje wasgoed gaat in de machine, zegt mijn man Dat beetje strijken is te overzien, zegt mijn man Waarom de vrouw van nu dat niet begrijpen kan, Is onverklaarbaar, zegt mijn man En wat mijn man zegt is altijd waar, Ik kan het weten want wij zijn een paar De grote schoonmaak is zo goed voor't hart, zegt mijn man En dat tuinieren is toch zo apart, zegt mijn man Dat de moderne vrouw dat niet bevatten kan, Dat is een schande, zegt mijn man Hij moet gaan werken elke dag van huis, zegt mijn man Zijn lieve vrouwtje blijft dan lekker thuis, zegt mijn man Dat ik de Heer op blote voeten danken kan, Voor zo'n goed leven, zegt mijn man Dat ik de Heer op blote voeten danken kan, Voor zo'n goed leven, zegt mijn man Dat ik de Heer op blote voeten danken kan, Voor zo'n goed leven, zegt mijn man translation of a short extract: The woman of the house has everything for herself, says my husband She doesn't have to work, never has a problem, says my husband Why the woman of this time complains so much, I can't understand that, says my husband That little bit of cooking is no problem, says my husband And the dishes, is a very easy thing to do, says my husband Why the housewife of today complains so much, he can't understand, says my husband And what my husband says, is always true I know it, cause we're a couple last verse: He has to work every day away from home, says my husband His lovely wife stays nicely at home, says my husband That I have to thank the Lord on my bare knees, For such a good life, says my husband That I have to thank the Lord on my bare knees, For such a good life, says my husband Zijn lieve vrouwtje blijft dan lekker thuis, zegt mijn man That I have to thank the Lord on my bare knees, For such a good life, says my husband |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 10.09.2008 11:45 |
i still want to see a 'tiger defying the laws of gravity' |
| JakobusKobus 10.09.2008 11:46 |
haha! |
| YourValentine 10.09.2008 15:28 |
Not to mention the "soup in the laundry bag" - that has given me a headache for decades. |
| Raf 10.09.2008 15:34 |
"You call me sweet like I'm some kind of cheese" |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 10.09.2008 15:45 |
Raf wrote: "You call me sweet like I'm some kind of cheese"I was just about to mention that. |
| JakobusKobus 10.09.2008 16:06 |
Freya is quietly judging you. wrote:I knew someone was going to mention those lyrics :)Raf wrote: "You call me sweet like I'm some kind of cheese"I was just about to mention that. |
| Rick 10.09.2008 16:38 |
Mama, just killed a man. |
| Cwazy little thing 10.09.2008 20:53 |
JakobusKobus wrote:I dont think thats a stupid line! I think its quite good actually, hehe.Freya is quietly judging you. wrote:I knew someone was going to mention those lyrics :)Raf wrote: "You call me sweet like I'm some kind of cheese"I was just about to mention that. Love the song, but soup in the laundry bag is pretty much nonesense, unless Brian can explain otherwise! |
| inu-liger 11.09.2008 03:33 |
Raf wrote: "You call me sweet like I'm some kind of cheese"That line is so......erm, cheesy? |
| Jeroen 11.09.2008 03:56 |
We got the cosmos rockin', deduhduhduh |
| Mr.Jingles 11.09.2008 07:27 |
Breast feeding myself What more can I say? I have swallowed the bitter pill (from 'Life Is Real') Everytime I hear that line the first thing that pops on my head is that episode of Family Guy where Peter is licking his own nipple. ...Oh, let's not forget that Freddie sure knew a lot about swallowing. |
| Poo, again 11.09.2008 09:36 |
"Don't try suicide". How can one "try" suicide? You either commit suicide or not. One can try to commit suicide, but there's no such thing as trying suicide. |
| Mr.Jingles 11.09.2008 12:41 |
Poo, again wrote: "Don't try suicide". How can one "try" suicide? You either commit suicide or not. One can try to commit suicide, but there's no such thing as trying suicide.There's attention seeking suicide attempts. Those who kinda want to kill themselves, but they're more concerned with bringing people's attention and let them know what a miserable life they have. A good example are people who want to jump from landmark building or bridges, and they appear on the news. |
| knakenrudi 11.09.2008 13:03 |
Suicide will be the very last thing I'll ever do. |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 11.09.2008 13:10 |
Mr.Jingles wrote:or the one from S-club7 that stuck her head in an electric oven to gas herself.it didnt quite work though...Poo, again wrote: "Don't try suicide". How can one "try" suicide? You either commit suicide or not. One can try to commit suicide, but there's no such thing as trying suicide.There's attention seeking suicide attempts. Those who kinda want to kill themselves, but they're more concerned with bringing people's attention and let them know what a miserable life they have. A good example are people who want to jump from landmark building or bridges, and they appear on the news. |
| ***Marial-B*** 11.09.2008 13:13 |
"Breastfeeding myself" :P. Danny, I didn't see you posted this xD |
| Lady Nyx 11.09.2008 23:12 |
***Marial-B*** wrote: "Breastfeeding myself" :P. Danny, I didn't see you posted this xDlol yeah that line always bothered me -_- |
| The Fairy King 15.09.2008 03:39 |
"People on the streets, dededeedodeh!" Under Pressure XD |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 15.09.2008 03:49 |
that Katie Melua song 'if you were a sailboat' has some dreadfully cringy lyrics in it.for example: "if you were a hammer i'd nail you to the floor" |
| The Fairy King 15.09.2008 03:51 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: that Katie Melua song 'if you were a sailboat' has some dreadfully cringy lyrics in it.for example: "if you were a hammer i'd nail you to the floor"I think it's adorable :3 |
| Mr.Jingles 15.09.2008 14:59 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:If I was on S-Club 7 I'd try to kill myself too.Mr.Jingles wrote:or the one from S-club7 that stuck her head in an electric oven to gas herself.it didnt quite work though...Poo, again wrote: "Don't try suicide". How can one "try" suicide? You either commit suicide or not. One can try to commit suicide, but there's no such thing as trying suicide.There's attention seeking suicide attempts. Those who kinda want to kill themselves, but they're more concerned with bringing people's attention and let them know what a miserable life they have. A good example are people who want to jump from landmark building or bridges, and they appear on the news. |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 15.09.2008 15:07 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:WTF!!!!Mr.Jingles wrote:or the one from S-club7 that stuck her head in an electric oven to gas herself.it didnt quite work though...Poo, again wrote: "Don't try suicide". How can one "try" suicide? You either commit suicide or not. One can try to commit suicide, but there's no such thing as trying suicide.There's attention seeking suicide attempts. Those who kinda want to kill themselves, but they're more concerned with bringing people's attention and let them know what a miserable life they have. A good example are people who want to jump from landmark building or bridges, and they appear on the news. Which one tried to do that....? |
| Dan C. 15.09.2008 15:24 |
"My diamonds are reckless, feels like a midget is hanging from my necklace." THAT is a stupid lyric. |
| Mr.Jingles 15.09.2008 15:32 |
"And when he drives me home I feel so safe at night He'll call me on the phone It goes ring ring Ring-a-ring ring" |
| Micrówave 15.09.2008 15:37 |
Pretty much EVERY line of Headlong. or Ogre Men are going home, the great big a-fight is over. |
| Hikara 15.09.2008 23:55 |
JakobusKobus wrote:How could you not when talking about bad lyrics? Or at least confusing lyrics anyway...sweet cheese? What are you? A cheesecake?Freya is quietly judging you. wrote:I knew someone was going to mention those lyrics :)Raf wrote: "You call me sweet like I'm some kind of cheese"I was just about to mention that. |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 16.09.2008 04:54 |
its_a_hard_life wrote:web feet herself,rachael stevens tried to gas herself in an electric ovenJoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:WTF!!!! Which one tried to do that....?Mr.Jingles wrote:or the one from S-club7 that stuck her head in an electric oven to gas herself.it didnt quite work though...Poo, again wrote: "Don't try suicide". How can one "try" suicide? You either commit suicide or not. One can try to commit suicide, but there's no such thing as trying suicide.There's attention seeking suicide attempts. Those who kinda want to kill themselves, but they're more concerned with bringing people's attention and let them know what a miserable life they have. A good example are people who want to jump from landmark building or bridges, and they appear on the news. |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 16.09.2008 04:55 |
The Fairy King wrote:that entire song has me cringing,its like a 3 minute chat-up on a friday in Trelawneys nightclubJoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: that Katie Melua song 'if you were a sailboat' has some dreadfully cringy lyrics in it.for example: "if you were a hammer i'd nail you to the floor"I think it's adorable :3 |
| Charlie Brown 17.09.2008 00:45 |
Fleetwood Mac- "Thunder only happens when its raining" duh no kidding! |