QueenZone discussion #1125342

Yara wrote: Freddie is God. That's a fact he got right. ;-))

Mr.Jingles wrote:

Yara wrote: Freddie is God. That's a fact he got right. ;-))

That might be a true fact considering that every guy he fucked in the ass was screaming... OH GOD!!

Mr.Jingles wrote: Aside from the FACT that his band is band is the greatest thing on earth since Queen, there are other unknown facts about Treasure Moment that many of you might know. FACT #1: Freddie Mercury caught AIDS on purpose after an oracle predicted the coming of Treasure Moment. Not being willing to be overshadowed by someone with more talent, Freddie went to San Francisco and had unprotected sex for an entire month. Despite what most people believe, Freddie Mercury was actually straight. FACT #2: While Mozart composed his first piece at the age of 3, Treasure Moment composed his first piece while being a sperm traveling through his mother's womb. FACT #3: Brian May was able to build his guitar from fireplace wood. Treasure Moment on the other hand, built his own band by cloning himself 4 times. After he realized that no matter how many auditions he would hold, still he could never find someone as talented as himself. FACT #4: Treasure Moment is the only person on earth capable of playing the piano with his cock (no hands). FACT #5: Paganini sold his soul to Satan in exchange for outstanding violin playing skills. Centuries later Satan would sell his soul to Treasure Moment to become his roadie. FACT #6: Millions of mothers hoping to have an offspring with extraordinary musical talent have made requests to sperm banks for Treasure Moment's semen. Treasure Moment's cum is priced at $5000 per drop, but due to scheduling conflicts while working on his next masterpiece, Treasure Moment has only been able to provide man-goo for only a few of his fans. At the sperm bank Treasure Moment masturbated while listening to his own music, while dropping loads of talent inside a cup.

Mr Mercury wrote: Mr Jingles and microwave have just brightened my day!!! LMAO

inu-liger wrote: Wow. I'm amazed. A "Treasure Moment" topic with over TEN posts without a reply from the shithead himself yet?? Bloody hell. I think we've stumped him for once :-)

Treasure Moment wrote:

inu-liger wrote: Wow. I'm amazed. A "Treasure Moment" topic with over TEN posts without a reply from the shithead himself yet?? Bloody hell. I think we've stumped him for once :-)

not really, i just find this amusing.

Mr Mercury wrote: Treasure Moment's original guitarist was fired for being able to play the chord F sharp. Similarly, the original keyboard player was fired for boasting he knew what the plug on his keyboard was for. And for telling the rest of the band about this new fangled thing called "electricity" and what is was for.

Mr Mercury wrote: Treasure Moment's original guitarist was fired for being able to play the chord F sharp. Similarly, the original keyboard player was fired for boasting he knew what the plug on his keyboard was for. And for telling the rest of the band about this new fangled thing called "electricity" and what is was for.

Poo again wrote: FACT: Saying "Freddie Mercury is God" in Iran will most likely result in execution.

Treasure Moment wrote: yes but then again im not in iran

Treasure Moment wrote:

Poo again wrote: FACT: Saying "Freddie Mercury is God" in Iran will most likely result in execution.

yes but then again im not in iran

henke1980 wrote:

Treasure Moment wrote:

Poo again wrote: FACT: Saying "Freddie Mercury is God" in Iran will most likely result in execution.

yes but then again im not in iran

But from your later post on another thread, where you completly stated that smoking cigs and drinking was similar to shooting heroin, I reccon you're muslim. If you are, whatever happened to this Allah fella?

Treasure Moment wrote:

henke1980 wrote:

Treasure Moment wrote:

Poo again wrote: FACT: Saying "Freddie Mercury is God" in Iran will most likely result in execution.

yes but then again im not in iran

But from your later post on another thread, where you completly stated that smoking cigs and drinking was similar to shooting heroin, I reccon you're muslim. If you are, whatever happened to this Allah fella?

im not muslim, im against all organized religion, i believe in spirituality and yeah drugs are drugs, its the same shit, people who talk bad about drugs yet smoke and drink are fucking hypocrits! of course heroin kills you faster but they are all drugs. I wouldnt touch those kinda drugs, the only drugs i would be interested if any are psychadelics.

henke1980 wrote:

Treasure Moment wrote:

henke1980 wrote:

Treasure Moment wrote:

Poo again wrote: FACT: Saying "Freddie Mercury is God" in Iran will most likely result in execution.

yes but then again im not in iran

But from your later post on another thread, where you completly stated that smoking cigs and drinking was similar to shooting heroin, I reccon you're muslim. If you are, whatever happened to this Allah fella?

im not muslim, im against all organized religion, i believe in spirituality and yeah drugs are drugs, its the same shit, people who talk bad about drugs yet smoke and drink are fucking hypocrits! of course heroin kills you faster but they are all drugs. I wouldnt touch those kinda drugs, the only drugs i would be interested if any are psychadelics.

Again, you can't compare Heroine and Caffine. I have to bite my tounge to say it, but in a way you are correct. They are both -ine, an addictive substance. But lets be frank, coffee is not a drug. And if I drank 10 cups of coffee everyday, witch I do, that would not make me a drugaddict more like a guy very tired of teaching TM things on QZ.