I've been terribly busy today, stomping on snails and shooting at badgers ... What nasty little critters they are! So, I just finished smoking my last cigarette for the evening and thought I'd swing by Queenzone to say hello to all my little minions.
Cheers, fuckers!
Bri
Yes, I was lying about the 12-string Red Special. I lie all the time, because it gets me off.
Congratulations on fucking Anita. She said to tell you she's sorry that you had to wank yourself off, as she just couldn't continue being jabbed with a pencil-thin dick, and that ridiculous beard of yours was scratching the living shit out of her sensitive face.
Cheers!
Bri
By the way ... Unless morale and general attitude towards me improves on here, I swear to God, Knebworth will NEVER be officially released. I'll burn the master tapes myself. Anita and I will dance around the flames like wild Indians.
Goddamnit!
Bri
And you're Slovakian. Personally, I'd rather be boring.
I'm even boring myself. I'm going to chain smoke a few unfiltered Camels, pour salt on a few slugs, then completely re-evaluate my stance on issues and life, in general.
Cheers!
Bri
Oh Dear...
Brian, have a time out and smoke some marijuana sticks ;-) Do it like John at Another One Bites The Dust...
It's not nice to impost people...
and we're not at Monkey Island... and you're NOT Le Chuck!
I am not familiar with the word "impost", nor your vague reference to Monkey Island.
I HAVE been smoking marijuana... Most of the day, actually. If it weren't for marijuana, in fact, I would have never came up with that fabulous title to the new album.
I've got badgers in the back yard, trying to eat away at the corn I've got planted. I'm going to go shoot a few of those fuckers, right between their beady little eyes.
Cheers and brimstone!
Bri
Evil Brian May wrote:
By the way ... Unless morale and general attitude towards me improves on here, I swear to God, Knebworth will NEVER be officially released. I'll burn the master tapes myself. Anita and I will dance around the flames like wild Indians.
Goddamnit!
Bri
If you dance anti-clockwise 6 times then you will summon the devil.
Evil Brian May wrote:
By the way ... Unless morale and general attitude towards me improves on here, I swear to God, Knebworth will NEVER be officially released. I'll burn the master tapes myself. Anita and I will dance around the flames like wild Indians.
Goddamnit!
Bri
Reminds me of the warden on Shawshank Redemption, ha
Evil Brian May wrote:
By the way ... Unless morale and general attitude towards me improves on here, I swear to God, Knebworth will NEVER be officially released. I'll burn the master tapes myself. Anita and I will dance around the flames like wild Indians.
Goddamnit!
Bri
If you dance anti-clockwise 6 times then you will summon the devil.
Six times, you say? I'll try that... As soon as I finish stomping on a few innocent snails.
Goddamnit!
Bri