Winter Land Man 20.08.2008 03:48 |
RICHARD ORCHARD's MENTAL HOSPITAL FOR QUEEN FANS Employees - Mr. Richard Orchard (DR., Founder) Carol Muzikal (Assistant) Kween Taylor (Receptionist) David R. Fuller (Receptionist) Rachael Mae (Receptionist) Pieter EmSee (DR.) Erin EmSee (DR./Lab) Brian May (Dr., Psychiatrist) Mrs. Barbara YourValentine (RN) Marial Bee (RN) Leah Lurex (RN, Per-Diem) George O'Dowd (RN) Aisha Sweetness (CNA) Lady Nyx (CNA, Part-Time) Andreas Mercury (CNA) Peter Straker (CNA) Roger Taylor (Counselor) Jason Mack (Orderly) Hulk Hogan (Orderly) David Galashiels (Orderly) Adam Baboolal (Orderly, Part-Time) Bo Alex (Orderly) Jacky Smith (Kitchen) Daniel Nester (Kitchen) Peter Freestone (Kitchen) Freya Judge (Kitchen, Part-Time) Peter Jones (Recreational Therapist) Ms. Rebel (Recreational Therapist) Paul Smith (Maintenance) Shady Blackbelt (Maintenance) Lester Burnham (Maintenance, Part-Time) Scott Berg (House Cleaning) Victor Fleitas (House Cleaning) Christopher Lowell (House Cleaning, Part-Time) Patients - Patient #0001 Name: Richard Dark Inatotoo Alias: Dick, Inu-Liger, Self Eating Sperm Eater Hosptalized for: Obsession for bras worn by elderly Japanese women, obsession with Pokemon, tasted his own sperm, in other words, the guy is just insane, schizophrenia, ODD Patient #0002 Name: Niek Netherlend Alias: FriedChicken, Neik Hospitalized for: Severe alcoholic, obsessed with women over 65. Patient #0003 Name: William P. Mahler Alias: Mahlers, Bill Mahler, The Boss Hospitalized for: Paranoia, delusions Patient #0004 Name: Jay Mac Alias: J Mac Hospitalized for: Agoraphobia (he's a hermit!) Patient #0005 Name: Sergei Q. Mark Alias: Sergei? Hospitalized for: Chain smoking (Twelve Packs of Marlboro Red 100s a day) Patient #0006 Name: Danny Aldanny Jingles Alias: Mr. Jingles, Jingles Hospitalized for: Constant drooling, bird fetish, used underwear fetish, teen fetish Patient #0007 Name: Daniel Corson Alias: Dan Corson, Dan Holiday, Danny Mercury, Mr. Tickle The Ivories, Fingers, Solo Man Hospitalized for: They just couldn't get him away from his piano. Patient #0008 Name: Haystacks Calhounski Alias: Haystack, Ben Hanscom Hospitalized for: Lethal armpit odor, fighting for no cause or reason, social withdrawl Patient #0009 Name: Archie Leach Alias: Flashman, Flash Man Hospitalized for: Lewd acts Patient #0010 Name: Raf Rafael Alias: Green Raf Hospitalized for: Schizophrenia, de-realization, the man lives in a fairy-tale world, on the net, of course. Patient #0011 Name: Scott Simpson Alias: fatty., fatty, Shut Yer Pus Hospitalized for: Un-controllable anger, schizophrenia, sex offender, hiring people to write insults and then posting them on the internet with his name. Patient #0012 Name: La Zebonka Alias: Zebonka12, Zebonker, Lehonker, Honky Tonk Ba Donk A Dink Hospitalized for: The feller just went mad 'cause his heart is so lonely Patient #0013 Name: Jakobus Kobus Alias: N/A Hospitalized for: Wandering around Queenzone Hill while saying "Turkey Neck May" over and over. Schizophrenic! Patient #0014 (Deceased, gladly) Name: Timothy McVeigh Alias: Tim Hospitalized for: Wait, he wasn't! Woo, glad that sucker's gone, no Heaven for that idiot! Patient #0015 Name: John Deacon Alias: Deacon John, Shy Guy, Man In The Shadows, Trumpet Hospitalized for: Agoraphobia, post-tramatic stress disorder Patient #0016 Name: Lisser Hisser Alias: Melissa, Cardigan, Bologna Hospitalized for: Running over an ex boyfriend with a motorcycle (PMS) Patient #0017 Name: Alex Solan Alias: N/A Hospitalized for: Mentally unstable, chronic masturbation Patient #0018 Name: Greg Brooks Alias: Idiot Hospitalized for: Split personality disorder, anger disorder, ADHD, jealousy. The man is not Queen's offical archivist. Anita Dobson is! Patient #0019 Name: Arlene Roman Weiss Alias: Arlene R. Weiss, Yara Hospitalized for: Theft, compulsive liar, sex offender Patient #0020 Name: Holly Two Thousand Three Alias: Holly2003 Hospitalized for: Online staulking, obsession of male horses Patient #0021 Name: Jacob Britt Alias: Jake Britt, Jake?, Scandal, Bolensdriver, Bolansdriver, Pepsi, and a million other names Hospitalized for: Schizophrenia, split personality disorder, panic disorder, depression, severe ADHD, un-controllable anger, fits, whining, child-like behavior, vertigo, low blood sugar, ODD, attention seeking, fear of germs, brain damage, nicotine addiction, caffeine addiction, Queen forum addictions Patient #0022 (Dangerous Patient) Name: Barry O'Neil Alias: The Sith, Barry O'Neil, Thumper Hospitalized for: Split personality, schitzo-effective disorder, alcohol dependency, agoraphobia, schizophrenia, and obsessions over certain people Patient #0023 (Extremly Dangerous Patient) Name: Robyn Starr Alias: Robyn, Psche Star, Psycho Star Hospitalized for: Paranoia, obsessions over certain people, split personality disorder, schizophrenia, chronic lying, spouse abuse, assault, suicidal, agoraphobia, panic disoder Patient #0024 Name: John Sawntoast Stuart Alias: Jon S. Stuart, John S. Stuart, John. S. Stewart, John S. Stewert, Pimpin' Johnny Hospitalized for: OCD Patient #0025 Name: Amir Moment Alias: Treasure Moment Hospitalized for: Thinks Freddie Mercury is God, chronic masturbation, homophobia, split personality disorder Patient #0026 Name: Mike Spit Alias: MegaMike Hospitalized for: ADD Patient #0027 Name: Christopher G. Eisold Alias: Chris Limoges Hospitalized for: Narcotics dependency Patient #0030 Name: Samii Jane Alias: N/A Hospitalized for: Agoraphobia, paranoia Patient #0031 (Extremely Violent) Name: Gavin Lloyd Alias: N/A Hospitalized for: Violent, paranoia, un-controllable anger and outbursts Patient #0032 Name: Lydia Pouletos Alias: Super Freak Hospitalized for: A simple cold which progressed into a Freddie Mercury obsessive disorder |
Sergei. 20.08.2008 10:34 |
Har har. I'm a chain smoker. :B |
Erin 20.08.2008 11:11 |
Jake? wrote: Pieter EmSee (DR.)A doctor? I think he'd be a better patient. |
Winter Land Man 20.08.2008 15:13 |
Erin wrote:I would of included you as a doctor too, but I don't know your last name, or your husbands. So I did the EmSee. And he's better at being a doctor. You are too.Jake? wrote: Pieter EmSee (DR.)A doctor? I think he'd be a better patient. *Edit*, you can be an EmSee as well. |
Winter Land Man 20.08.2008 15:15 |
Sergei? wrote: Har har. I'm a chain smoker. :BYeah. That's what you're here for. |
john bodega 21.08.2008 00:45 |
Where's a good comet when you need one.. |
Ale Solan 21.08.2008 13:35 |
Hey! If I'm a Chronic Masturbator why I'm not in the kitchen? I could fix lots of caffé lattes in a minute. |
Lady Nyx 21.08.2008 13:53 |
ew, alex XD hmm i wonder what i would be in for if i snapped? O.o whats a CNA? XD |
Yara 21.08.2008 14:54 |
Haha. Well, at least you are you! I didn't even get the chance of being me in the hospital! :op |
Winter Land Man 21.08.2008 15:29 |
Lady Nyx wrote: ew, alex XD hmm i wonder what i would be in for if i snapped? O.o whats a CNA? XDA CNA is a certified Nurses Assisant |
Winter Land Man 21.08.2008 23:56 |
Alex Solan. wrote: Hey! If I'm a Chronic Masturbator why I'm not in the kitchen? I could fix lots of caffé lattes in a minute.LoL, there's too much of Richard doing that when he was at McDonald's! |
inu-liger 22.08.2008 00:13 |
Jake? wrote:Go fuck yourself, seriously.Alex Solan. wrote: Hey! If I'm a Chronic Masturbator why I'm not in the kitchen? I could fix lots of caffé lattes in a minute.LoL, there's too much of Richard doing that when he was at McDonald's! I really do not appreciate you writing shit like this, and I am frankly getting pissed off at this point. I know I shouldn't be taking the bait, so to speak, but I am getting pissed off with all this shit you're spreading about me, and some other users here as well. I've filed formal complaints against you with the site admins, and I would really encourage everyone else here to do so as well. This stuff is REALLY uncalled for. |
Winter Land Man 22.08.2008 02:33 |
inu-liger wrote:Oh boo hoo. I stated a fact (about what you claimed to do one time), not fiction, and other people know you posted it too.. Nothing wrong with posting things you have posted, what a hypocrite you are, you certainly didn't mind it when Fatty lied about me, so quit your childish whining. Are you really upset? Then let's use Fatty's book title for you, SHUT YER PUS when it comes to me, if you enjoy lying about me, and encourage it, then don't cry when someone has fun with a thread like that. This thread is meant for fun. You're just ruining it for everyone. Make a thousand complaints, make a thousand petitions, write a nasty song about me. If you can't handle that, go play pokemon, tell yourself again that you have the same birthday as that Emma Watson girl, and cheer up, if you can't handle having fun.Jake? wrote:Go fuck yourself, seriously. I really do not appreciate you writing shit like this, and I am frankly getting pissed off at this point. I know I shouldn't be taking the bait, so to speak, but I am getting pissed off with all this shit you're spreading about me, and some other users here as well. I've filed formal complaints against you with the site admins, and I would really encourage everyone else here to do so as well. This stuff is REALLY uncalled for.Alex Solan. wrote: Hey! If I'm a Chronic Masturbator why I'm not in the kitchen? I could fix lots of caffé lattes in a minute.LoL, there's too much of Richard doing that when he was at McDonald's! PS - I don't need to 'fuck myself', Jessica and I have plenty of sex. How are you doing in that department? If you don't mind my asking, LoL. PPS - What other shit am I spreading about other users on here? Certainly this thread is meant for fun, something you just don't understand, but then again, I should forgive you, as in real life, you do have a lack of emotions. |
Winter Land Man 22.08.2008 02:53 |
Yara wrote: Haha. Well, at least you are you! I didn't even get the chance of being me in the hospital! :opLoL I couldn't think of anything else to write. I remember people calling you Arlene R. Weiss so I put that in. If I knew everyone's names, I would of gone ahead and put erveryone on Qz on the list. |
inu-liger 22.08.2008 03:31 |
I refuse to acknowledge your claims about what I said. You know damn fucking well I never said nor admitted to that bullshit. You're a twisted sick fuck who seriously needs to grab a loaded gun, point it to his head, and pull the trigger. And don't give me that croc that people "know and saw" what I said. Fatty never acknowledged that directly either, in that other topic. Where are the other people so rushing quickly to your defense? Baka. I think it's becoming quite clear you have some very strange fetishes a-brewin', and it's really disturbing. You obsess over some piece of fiction like it's FACT, and blow yourself hard into making a mountain out of it. What else are you going to make a novel out of next, Britt Spears? And yes I am indeed an emotionally lacking bastard. Quite proud of it. I also lack humour, Sarcasm, and happiness. You on the other hand lack sense, respect (for women especially), and dignity. |
inu-liger 22.08.2008 03:38 |
And also, getting to your thing about this topic being meant as a joke, I don't think Richard Orchard would find it funny that his name is being used in some demented fantasy of yours. That said, I would like to mention that you are now blocked by Richard from posting messages to my profile or my personal message inbox. |
Winter Land Man 22.08.2008 03:48 |
inu-liger wrote: I refuse to acknowledge your claims about what I said. You know damn fucking well I never said nor admitted to that bullshit. You're a twisted sick fuck who seriously needs to grab a loaded gun, point it to his head, and pull the trigger. And don't give me that croc that people "know and saw" what I said. Fatty never acknowledged that directly either, in that other topic. Where are the other people so rushing quickly to your defense? Baka. I think it's becoming quite clear you have some very strange fetishes a-brewin', and it's really disturbing. You obsess over some piece of fiction like it's FACT, and blow yourself hard into making a mountain out of it. What else are you going to make a novel out of next, Britt Spears? And yes I am indeed an emotionally lacking bastard. Quite proud of it. I also lack humour, Sarcasm, and happiness. You on the other hand lack sense, respect (for women especially), and dignity.Yeah, that's right. You're a genious. My next book that I publish, I never published a novel, (someone did publish my songs though), but I'll write a novel titled "The Words And Wisdom Of Richard Inu! Let The Drumming Begin!" And as for Richard Orchard not liking his name on this thread (which you seem to be the only one complaining about), if he has a problem with it, I'll simply erase his name. If he requests me to delete the post, I'll delete it, if he thinks you'll go and on and be a baby about it, I encourage him to erase it. fatty wrote: Jake, Concerning Inu's post. I remember it too.And you know I never sent you any PMs. Oh, and you forgot to answer my question!!! What shit am I spreading about other users on here? |
-fatty- 2850 22.08.2008 10:25 |
(DING DING!) Okay gentlemen return to your corners. Inu. Take deep breaths pal, you're going to be okay. He had you against the ropes in that last round but this is likely to be a long fight so you're going to have to pace yourself if you want to stay the distance. You're going to have to let the sperm guzzling accusations go. I'm probably not the only person on Queenzone who remembers that slightly odd admission you made. But that's all water (slighlty milky water if the truth be told) under the bridge now. Dont over-reach yourself by making accusations you cant back up with facts. Despite his claims that I made up lies about him, I always made a point of hitting Jake with facts that I could back up. A lot of the shite he used to post on Queenzone are still in the archives and Jake knows it. That's why he threw the towel in with me. So do your homework, keep your temeper under control and stop running off to Richard every time you take one on the nose. It makes you look like a big jessie. If you can't fight Jake on your own, get out of the fucking ring. Jake. You've won that round but the fights only just begun. Your going to have to stay focused though. You're great at blocking the questions but the stuff you're hitting back with is a bit weak. Try to address a least a couple of the points Inu is making. Remember that this is a spectator sport and at the moment all we are seeing is Inu throwing his arms around while you keep your distance. And should the opportunity arise, kick him squarely in the bollocks. (DING DING!) Round Two. |
Winter Land Man 22.08.2008 13:52 |
ROAR! I'm ready for this! |
Smitty 22.08.2008 13:57 |
Jesus Christ this is retarded. |
Yara 22.08.2008 14:23 |
I must admit I'm frustrated. I am. The only Queenzoners who identify with me are either those who pity my craziness or are heavily on drugs, though I don't do any. It's an amusing relationship. So, just for Fatty's record: I greet bees and ants, for instance. Fatty may record this for future use. Now, I'm frustrated. I expected more from the hospital: I thought I'd receive personal, preferential treatment, but instead I was not even given the chance of being me in the hospital! It's sad! Pity that dear Joxer isn't around. He'd for sure recommend that I be put in a special, segregated facility in order to avoid scaring the other patients. Ruuuuaaawwwwwwww. [punching the bars of the cage] |
Raf 22.08.2008 20:35 |
Yara, I actually like you and enjoy reading your posts. And I neither pity you nor use drugs. ;) Você é rara ao quadrado. É raro encontrar alguém que valoriza tanto o desenvolvimento intelectual aqui no Brasil, e é raro encontrar alguém tão inteligente e com um certo nível de sanidade mental aqui no Queenzone. ;) |
-fatty- 2850 22.08.2008 21:00 |
Smitty wrote: Jesus Christ this is retarded.Oh come on. What's so wrong with having the mentally ill fight each other for the amusement of others. This is the most fun I've had since I went badger gassing last year. fatty. |
Sergei. 22.08.2008 22:00 |
Yara wrote: I must admit I'm frustrated. I am. The only Queenzoners who identify with me are either those who pity my craziness or are heavily on drugs, though I don't do any. It's an amusing relationship. So, just for Fatty's record: I greet bees and ants, for instance. Fatty may record this for future use. Now, I'm frustrated. I expected more from the hospital: I thought I'd receive personal, preferential treatment, but instead I was not even given the chance of being me in the hospital! It's sad! Pity that dear Joxer isn't around. He'd for sure recommend that I be put in a special, segregated facility in order to avoid scaring the other patients. Ruuuuaaawwwwwwww. [punching the bars of the cage]Waaait. So you're frustrated that you didn't get a part in the "Hospital"? That's silly. Or maybe you weren't serious. In that case I should develop good sarcasm Radar. I'll give you a duty. You can work in the morgue, and tag toes, namely my own after I keel over from my chain-smoking-related complications. |
inu-liger 22.08.2008 22:50 |
fatty wrote:Better not let Brian May read that ;-)Smitty wrote: Jesus Christ this is retarded.Oh come on. What's so wrong with having the mentally ill fight each other for the amusement of others. This is the most fun I've had since I went badger gassing last year. fatty. |
Winter Land Man 23.08.2008 07:40 |
fatty wrote: Inu. Take deep breaths pal, you're going to be okay. He had you against the ropes in that last round but this is likely to be a long fight so you're going to have to pace yourself if you want to stay the distance. You're going to have to let the sperm guzzling accusations go. I'm probably not the only person on Queenzone who remembers that slightly odd admission you made. But that's all water (slighlty milky water if the truth be told) under the bridge now.Hehehe. He couldn't even reply to that, instead he made a joke about Brian May to impress you! |
thomasquinn 32989 23.08.2008 07:46 |
Good to see that I'm only a visitor. |
thomasquinn 32989 23.08.2008 07:55 |
Yara wrote: I must admit I'm frustrated. I am. The only Queenzoners who identify with me are either those who pity my craziness or are heavily on drugs, though I don't do any.So, which of the two categories am I in? |
john bodega 23.08.2008 09:46 |
Jake? wrote: PS - I don't need to 'fuck myself', Jessica and I have plenty of sex.I guess there's no point in asking who goes on top. |
Poo, again 23.08.2008 11:17 |
ThomasQuinn wrote:We don't know, do we?Yara wrote: I must admit I'm frustrated. I am. The only Queenzoners who identify with me are either those who pity my craziness or are heavily on drugs, though I don't do any.So, which of the two categories am I in? And a also, a question: What if I'm slightly on drugs? Right now? |
Winter Land Man 24.08.2008 11:32 |
It's a kind of magic! |
Charlie Brown 24.08.2008 17:58 |
I'm a good cook Jake. May i be the hospitals head chef? |
Yara 24.08.2008 20:37 |
ThomasQuinn wrote:Of those who definitely DON'T identify with me! Haha. You deserve to be out of the hospital, you're quite thoughtful and gentle. ;)Yara wrote: I must admit I'm frustrated. I am. The only Queenzoners who identify with me are either those who pity my craziness or are heavily on drugs, though I don't do any.So, which of the two categories am I in? Me, but me...my greatest disappointed was not being able to be myself in the hospital, of having to lose my identity upon the "check in", so to speak - no exception to take to the hospital thing itself, I recognize I should be there (lol), but I should be there as me myself and I, not as another one's alias. Sad, sad, hehehe. ;-) |
Yara 24.08.2008 20:38 |
Raf wrote: Yara, I actually like you and enjoy reading your posts. And I neither pity you nor use drugs. ;) Você é rara ao quadrado. É raro encontrar alguém que valoriza tanto o desenvolvimento intelectual aqui no Brasil, e é raro encontrar alguém tão inteligente e com um certo nível de sanidade mental aqui no Queenzone. ;)Só brincando um pouquinho, lindeza. Você é uma gracinha, sempre. Abraço. ;-) |
Mr Mercury 25.08.2008 05:10 |
Yara wrote:Right. Im off to learn Portugese because that sounded nice.....Raf wrote: Yara, I actually like you and enjoy reading your posts. And I neither pity you nor use drugs. ;) Você é rara ao quadrado. É raro encontrar alguém que valoriza tanto o desenvolvimento intelectual aqui no Brasil, e é raro encontrar alguém tão inteligente e com um certo nível de sanidade mental aqui no Queenzone. ;)Só brincando um pouquinho, lindeza. Você é uma gracinha, sempre. Abraço. ;-) |
john bodega 26.08.2008 02:19 |
Yara wrote: Só brincando um pouquinho, lindeza. Você é uma gracinha, sempre. Abraço. ;-)Does that come with sauce? |
Yara 26.08.2008 06:50 |
Zebonka12 wrote:Hahaha. Yes, and maybe even with quite a lot of it! I wouldn't recommend - my taste! :o) - adding more.Yara wrote: Só brincando um pouquinho, lindeza. Você é uma gracinha, sempre. Abraço. ;-)Does that come with sauce? *hug* |
Ms. Rebel 26.08.2008 07:43 |
LMAO!!!!! JAKE YOU CRAZY FUCKER!!!! xD |
its_a_hard_life 26994 26.08.2008 07:54 |
WHAT ABOUT ME? |
Raf 27.08.2008 15:06 |
Yara wrote:Aww, thanks! *blushes*Raf wrote: Yara, I actually like you and enjoy reading your posts. And I neither pity you nor use drugs. ;) Você é rara ao quadrado. É raro encontrar alguém que valoriza tanto o desenvolvimento intelectual aqui no Brasil, e é raro encontrar alguém tão inteligente e com um certo nível de sanidade mental aqui no Queenzone. ;)Só brincando um pouquinho, lindeza. Você é uma gracinha, sempre. Abraço. ;-) *.* |
Ms. Rebel 27.08.2008 15:11 |
WHAT IS THIS? xD Who wants to speak Croatian with me? |
Sergei. 27.08.2008 17:50 |
Charlie Brown wrote: I'm a good cook Jake. May i be the hospitals head chef?No; You'd poison the chili and piss in my limonade. |
Ale Solan 28.08.2008 17:23 |
Ms. Rebel wrote: WHAT IS THIS? xD Who wants to speak Croatian with me?kovvtak etz nuegtzi virtt ka? huh? |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 31.08.2008 04:51 |
Yara wrote: I must admit I'm frustrated. I am. The only Queenzoners who identify with me are either those who pity my craziness or are heavily on drugs, though I don't do any. It's an amusing relationship. So, just for Fatty's record: I greet bees and ants, for instance. Fatty may record this for future use. Now, I'm frustrated. I expected more from the hospital: I thought I'd receive personal, preferential treatment, but instead I was not even given the chance of being me in the hospital! It's sad! Pity that dear Joxer isn't around. He'd for sure recommend that I be put in a special, segregated facility in order to avoid scaring the other patients. Ruuuuaaawwwwwwww. [punching the bars of the cage]sssh,or it will be noticed that i escaped like that Indian dude in 'cuckoos nest' during the night ;-] |
Ms. Rebel 31.08.2008 07:42 |
Alex Solan. wrote:Nice try.Ms. Rebel wrote: WHAT IS THIS? xD Who wants to speak Croatian with me?kovvtak etz nuegtzi virtt ka? huh? LOL. :) |
Raf 31.08.2008 10:30 |
Deri, Beata! |
Ms. Rebel 31.08.2008 10:35 |
Raf wrote: Deri, Beata!Haha! I'm impressed. ;) |
Raf 31.08.2008 17:14 |
Ms. Rebel wrote:You haven't seen anything yet. ;)Raf wrote: Deri, Beata!Haha! I'm impressed. ;) J/k xD |
JakobusKobus 31.08.2008 18:28 |
Jake? wrote: Patient #0013 Name: Jakobus Kobus Alias: N/A Hospitalized for: Wandering around Queenzone Hill while saying "Turkey Neck May" over and over. Schizophrenic!I never said that, I thought you were going to hospitalize me for the 'Grunnings for beginners' topic. Borsthaar is echt zo sexy. Ik ben de sexy man (van 52 jaar) en ik heb een mooie mat. Ik ben net als wijn, hoe ouder hoe beter. Ik word beter door de jaren. |
Yara 31.08.2008 18:45 |
Happy to know you're back, Joxer! :-))) *Hug* I'll be quiet, I promisse... :op |
Winter Land Man 06.09.2008 22:05 |
Where did Inu Doe Doe go??? |
Ms. Rebel 07.09.2008 07:50 |
Who te fuck is Inu Doe Doe? I'm hungry. |
Winter Land Man 08.04.2010 05:33 |
=) This thread always seems to rock my cock! |