| Winter Land Man 22.07.2008 12:22 |
I'm going to do a 'Barry', and say... I'm going to my bedroom now. I'm too depressed with the way my life has turned out, my whole world has turned upside down in the past fucking month and I really don't do anything now. I haven't talked to one person (besides my family, and some idiots), in the whole past month. No conversations. I'm just a fucking horrible looking idiot. Very un-attractive and worthless. I am pissed at my parents for ever having me. The only reason I live? I live for Gavyn, because he needs a dad. So I'm going to go to my bedroom and watch the Jack Black movie 'Be Kind Rewind', over and over and over again. PS - I'm sure this will be copied and posted at some ugly cunt's forum... link .... I pray the people who manage that forum die, I really do. |
| Brian_Mays_Wig 22.07.2008 13:02 |
Seeya then :o) |
| Mr.Jingles 22.07.2008 13:45 |
link |
| Poo, again 22.07.2008 13:51 |
I hope everything works out for you. :) Btw, Be Kind Rewind is great to watch while high. |
| steven 35638 22.07.2008 14:06 |
Mr.Jingles wrote: link Good point, Mr. Jingles. I don't know much about your life, Jake, but starting an "I'll be gone for a while" thread will not solve your problem(s). It's essential that you instead make yourself more productive by asking yourself (a) what's the problem at hand, (b) who or what is causing the problem at hand, (c) what are my options in solving the problem, and finally (d) how can I get started. Furthermore, most people don't give a crap when they read threads such as this. Remember, I have nothing against you, I'm just telling it like it is. |
| Lester Burnham 22.07.2008 14:20 |
Happy trails to you! |
| Micrówave 22.07.2008 15:19 |
Actually, maybe this is the correct first step. See, ol' Jacob, you're letting a girl do this. Let me clue you in on something... there are millions and millions of girls on this planet. The odds that you found THE ONE at your age are basically impossible. Even more, the odds you'll ever find THE ONE are over a million to one. I have a feeling there's someone out there that can put her to shame in whatever department seems to be sticking you up. But, get over it dude. I'm sure you're a nice guy, but these love song lyrics and testicular rants about your ex are getting a little boring. I can tell you stories that would make your little angel sound like a school girl. But if it's sympathy you're looking for, I would suggest you get a bunch of pills, some hard liquor, and a couple of cheap hookers and let the dice fall where they may. |
| -fatty- 2850 22.07.2008 15:37 |
Okay lets deal with your problems one at a time, shall we? You stated that you haven't spoken to a single person (besides your family and some idiots) in the past month. Other than your family and some idiots, do you actually know anyone else? I don't know you all that well but I would imagine your family and some idiots makes up at least 95% of the people you have encountered in your life so far. So if you think about it, you've probably had the same amount of conversations in the past month as you did in the previous month. Now I'd like to talk about your self esteem. Describing yourself as "fucking horrible looking idiot. Very un-attractive and worthless" might lead others to believe that you are selling yourself short. I on the other hand think you are flattering yourself and would go so far as to use words like "ugly", "repellent", "hideous", "downright creepy" and "face like a bloody prolapsed rectum" to decribe your appearance. You go on to say that you hate your parents for having you. Its worth pointing out at this stage that the resentment you feel towards your parents for having carried you to full term, pales into insignificance compared to the sheer hatred many of us at Queenzone have towards them. If ever there was a poster-child for those lobbying to have the abortion laws changed to allow women to terminate babies up to 21 years after being born, it's you old friend. You then stated that your only reason for living is that your child needs a father. I think its fair to say that in this instance the little fella would be so much better off without you in his life. If you can cast your mind forward a few years try to imagine the little tyke looking forward to another typical Saturday on which he plans to spend the day watching cartoons, playing baseball with his chums, going for a swim in the creek and huffing paint in a paper bag. Then it dawns on him that its the third Saturday in the month and his fat emo father will be pulling up in his tractor any minute now. The colour drains from his face, a single tear trickles down his big rosy cheek and he starts cutting himself. So please bear in mind that whereas some children can benefit from having their father around, little Gavyn sadly isn't one of them. Your plan to spend the rest of the week watching 'Be Kind Rewind' is something I am unable to comment on, having never seen the film. I'm not that fond of Jack Black if the truth be told but if it's any good, let me know. I'll maybe get it out of Blockbuster at the weekend. Your final complaint seems to be directed towards someone who has created a message board in your honour. I suppose it could be said that the person who has set up this forum is something of a coward for not revealing their identity and what's the point in starting a brand new forum for ridiculing you when it's probably the most entertaining thing on Queenzone these days. But lets face it. You're an attention whore and the fact that someone has taken the time and effort to devote a message board to you secretly delights you. Well I've had a good long hard think about the issues you have raised. I've tried to imagine what I would do of I were still going through an adolescent phase in my early twenties and whereas a far more educated person might disagree, I think your best course of action would be suicide. I hope that everything works out for you and your next of kin keeps us informed as to the outcome. Your old pal fatty. |
| steven 35638 22.07.2008 15:46 |
Bravo, Fatty. Absolutely brilliant. A bit harsher than my post though. |
| john bodega 22.07.2008 15:47 |
Ouch, much?? |
| Erin 22.07.2008 16:01 |
Shame on you, fatty...for not liking Jack Black, I mean. |
| Raf 22.07.2008 16:09 |
Fatty _O_ |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 22.07.2008 17:44 |
Erin wrote: Shame on you, fatty...for not liking Jack Black, I mean.YEAH! SHAME ON YOU! :) |
| StoneColdClassicQueen 22.07.2008 18:21 |
I don't like Jack Black either.... Shame on me. and oh yeah Jacob, I suggest you watch The Breakfast Club instead. Honestly, I don't know how to respond to your problems in a serious way and if I were you, I'd just think about taking care of that kid and not me. |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 22.07.2008 19:05 |
StoneColdClassicQueen wrote: I don't like Jack Black either.... Shame on me.*gasps* |
| StoneColdClassicQueen 22.07.2008 19:13 |
Is it such a crime to hate Jack Black?!?!?! Why do you think I hated most of School of Rock? I also hate Will Ferrell, Dane Cook, and John C. Reily. Sue me :P |
| Lester Burnham 22.07.2008 19:49 |
John C. Reilly is hilarious as Dr. Steve Brule on Tim And Eric Awesome Show, Great Job. Definitely changed my perception of him. And Jack Black is merely overexposed right now. He's funny, but when he appears in every other movie in existence, it can be a little annoying. It'll all die down soon enough, though. Dane Cook, however, sucks. |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 22.07.2008 20:56 |
StoneColdClassicQueen wrote: Is it such a crime to hate Jack Black?!?!?! Why do you think I hated most of School of Rock? I also hate Will Ferrell, Dane Cook, and John C. Reily. Sue me :PLOL I actually LOVED School of Rock... :O xD Ah well. Everyones different! Thats cool. |
| Mr.Jingles 22.07.2008 22:24 |
What I found rather strange is that he's going to lock himself in a room to watch a Jack Black movie over and over again. I personally expected that movie to be 'The Nightmare Before Christmas' or 'Edward Scissorhands'. |
| Winter Land Man 23.07.2008 00:18 |
I just had to come back and post about Jack Black as there's too much bullshit in this thread about him. Fatty, Jack Black is a hilarious actor. He actually reminds me a lot of you, I don't know why, but he certainly does. I've watched Be Kind Rewind a lot lately. Great film, buy the DVD as soon as you can. It's very funny, and everytime I watch it, I end up laughing. Mos Def is pretty funny in the film too, including the part where he pronounces "Keep Jerry Out" backwards which is of course "Peek Yrrej Tuo" and so it sounds like he's saying "Peak Your Age Tee-Oh"... that's a very funny part in the film. You'd have to watch it to understand. Jack Black is fucking hilarious, I can't get over how funny he is. You and him are very similar!!! |
| Winter Land Man 23.07.2008 00:40 |
Mr.Jingles wrote: What I found rather strange is that he's going to lock himself in a room to watch a Jack Black movie over and over again. I personally expected that movie to be 'The Nightmare Before Christmas' or 'Edward Scissorhands'.Why those movies? |
| Winter Land Man 23.07.2008 01:25 |
I'm feeling a LOT better. You'd be surprised what sleep can do. Well, I'd like to turn this thread into a film. I can cast people around MY neighborhood. I can wear a fatsuit and drive a Bolens tractor around the neighborhood, and my neighbor, Nelson, can play Fatty. As they both look a like, except for their ages, in which Nelson is like 67 I think. But same physical appearence basically. This is wonderful. By the way, this is to Danny.. you might be looking on the net for Britney Spears upskirt photos, or boob photos, or even photos of her hairy caboose, but I'm telling you, she's down Greg Khin's trousiz right now, giving him some Jeopardy!!! |
| john bodega 23.07.2008 01:29 |
Lester Burnham wrote: Dane Cook, however, sucks.He's a terrible cunt. |
| -fatty- 2850 23.07.2008 07:16 |
I'm guessing I'm in the minority here but I honestly dont find Jack Black in the least bit funny. I liked Cable Guy but Black didn't have a very big part in that. The first film I saw with him in a leading role was Shallow Hal which was awful. Dont get me wrong, I loved all the other Farrelly Brothers movies (Kingpin, Dumb & Dumber, There's Something About Mary) but Jack Black was just annoying. The worst film I have seen him in has to be School Of Rock. My kids forced me to sit through it with the promise that it would get funnier at some point. I had to beat them and stop their pocket money for three months for telling fibs. I suppose it all comes down to personal taste but Jack Black does nothing for my funny bone. fatty. PS. Jake. You're still a twat. |
| john bodega 23.07.2008 08:41 |
In the context of a funnyman, I don't really mind Jack Black. I'd be lying if I said I'd never laffed at him, put it that way. I don't understand it when Tenacious D is mentioned as though it's a real band, though. It's like when people talk about Spinal Tap or Bad News like they are real. :/ In their native element as people who do funny music, they're quite good. That solo in Wonderboy is great fun. I'm not sure how it got to people talking about them like a real band, or Jack Black saying it was time for Dio to move on. (Actually, maybe he was kidding when he said that last bit, but even so - he doesn't really have the pipes or the chops to make that kind of joke. No one does. !) |
| Micrówave 23.07.2008 10:41 |
StoneColdClassicQueen wrote: I also hate Will Ferrell, Dane Cook, and John C. Reily. Sue me :POK, this is getting out of hand. I'm OK with Ferrell and Cook being in this same thread, but to even compare Jack Black's acting skills to that of John C. Reilly is really niave. If anything, Reilly is one of the best actors of today. Look at his range of work and his impact on each film. Can you imagine, for example, Boogie Nights without Reilly? He was the catalyst in that movie. Can you imagine, for example, if Reilly would have been in King Kong or Shallow Hal or School of Rock. Those movies might have actually been watchable. Black should stick to cartoon voice-overs. |
| Erin 23.07.2008 10:57 |
Zebonka12 wrote:I concur. Although, he is alright in Dan In Real Life (GREAT movie, btw), mainly because his character is a bit of a cunt.Lester Burnham wrote: Dane Cook, however, sucks.He's a terrible cunt. Back to Jables, I would go to my bedroom and watch the Pick of Destiny over and over any day. ;-) I am going to see Stepbrothers this weekend. I love Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly. :-) I will admit that Will Ferrell is pretty much plays the same guy in every one of his movies, though. Yo, Jessie...check this out..LOL: link |
| StoneColdClassicQueen 23.07.2008 17:17 |
Micrówave wrote:I was just stating my hatred for these actors...StoneColdClassicQueen wrote: I also hate Will Ferrell, Dane Cook, and John C. Reily. Sue me :POK, this is getting out of hand. I'm OK with Ferrell and Cook being in this same thread, but to even compare Jack Black's acting skills to that of John C. Reilly is really niave. If anything, Reilly is one of the best actors of today. Look at his range of work and his impact on each film. Can you imagine, for example, Boogie Nights without Reilly? He was the catalyst in that movie. Can you imagine, for example, if Reilly would have been in King Kong or Shallow Hal or School of Rock. Those movies might have actually been watchable. Black should stick to cartoon voice-overs. I wasn't comparing them.. Haha I guess if Reilly was in King Kong or those other Jack Black movies I would've at least contributed 5 minutes to watch them :P No seriously, you win the fight or debate or whatever. I don't really watch a lot of movies anyway so what do I really know about actors? XD |
| Mr.Jingles 23.07.2008 20:45 |
Someone should just ban Will Ferrell from making movies. In fact, any former SNL cast member since the early 90s should be banned from making movies. |
| john bodega 24.07.2008 03:04 |
Mr.Jingles wrote: Someone should just ban Will Ferrell from making movies. |
| Erin 24.07.2008 11:34 |
Zebonka12 wrote:Boo...:-PMr.Jingles wrote: Someone should just ban Will Ferrell from making movies. |
| Lester Burnham 24.07.2008 16:51 |
Evidently, "for a while" now means four minutes shy of 12 hours. Hmm. |
| Mr.Jingles 24.07.2008 22:06 |
Erin wrote:You know I'm right.Zebonka12 wrote:Boo...:-PMr.Jingles wrote: Someone should just ban Will Ferrell from making movies. |
| inu-liger 24.07.2008 23:43 |
Mr.Jingles wrote:And I'm left. Nice to meet youErin wrote:You know I'm right.Zebonka12 wrote:Boo...:-PMr.Jingles wrote: Someone should just ban Will Ferrell from making movies. |
| john bodega 25.07.2008 02:52 |
Lester Burnham wrote: Evidently, "for a while" now means four minutes shy of 12 hours. Hmm.It's not a record by any means! |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 26.07.2008 12:51 |
Right, what have I missed? Has he killed himself? |
| Winter Land Man 26.07.2008 13:02 |
Yeah! |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 26.07.2008 13:11 |
Erin wrote:OH MAN....Zebonka12 wrote:Yo, Jessie...check this out..LOL: linkLester Burnham wrote: Dane Cook, however, sucks.He's a terrible cunt. Things could of escalated more!!!! Damnit. :) T'was funny. XD |
| Winter Land Man 26.07.2008 15:03 |
You go to so many concerts, I'm jealous. The only concert I've been to is Treasure Moment's and it featured about 41 songs, but all instrumentals, and there were two memembers on the stage, one was sitting at a keyboard playing the keys, and another was sitting on a stool, but wasn't doing anything. He just smiled. I saw Kayla and Dan Corson at the concert too. They looked disgusted with the music. Now hand Dale one of those mint chips, aiight? |
