| Mack2008 30.05.2008 15:03 |
I wept this morning when I read "Bri's" comment about the snails being murdered! We MUST stop this NOW! Has the planet gone mad. What has become of humanity. The album should be renamed as "The Molluscs Rocks" to bring attention to this terrible situation. /end sarcasm. |
| onevsion 30.05.2008 16:22 |
You don't HAVE to read the soapbox you know... Isn't the good man entitled to have an opinion?? |
| mrjordy 30.05.2008 20:32 |
Slug-ebrity Ain't got no salt Ain't got no beer What to do? The slugs are here I wanna grab my spade But Bri says no Want to kill a slug I want it so I want to be A gardener free Of all those slugs On all my beans Then you will see My garden is free Of all those slugs I am now so slug free Free Slug, slug free Free free free Free, slug free I want to be free I want to be free of all these slugs on all my beans |
| Mack2008 30.05.2008 21:59 |
Ducksoup wrote: You don't HAVE to read the soapbox you know... Isn't the good man entitled to have an opinion??You're right - he is. As am I :-) |
| coops 30.05.2008 22:51 |
I think he was kinda referring to the attutude we have in general, if it's a problem, kill it. |
| mizz_smash 30.05.2008 23:48 |
mrjordy wrote: Slug-ebrity Ain't got no salt Ain't got no beer What to do? The slugs are here I wanna grab my spade But Bri says no Want to kill a slug I want it so I want to be A gardener free Of all those slugs On all my beans Then you will see My garden is free Of all those slugs I am now so slug free Free Slug, slug free Free free free Free, slug free I want to be free I want to be free of all these slugs on all my beanslol |
| john bodega 31.05.2008 02:46 |
JasonMack wrote:Yeah but yours sucks.Ducksoup wrote: You don't HAVE to read the soapbox you know... Isn't the good man entitled to have an opinion??You're right - he is. As am I :-) |
| Mean Mr. Ketchup 31.05.2008 05:51 |
lols |
| Ms. Rebel 31.05.2008 06:19 |
mizz_smash wrote:double lolmrjordy wrote: Slug-ebrity Ain't got no salt Ain't got no beer What to do? The slugs are here I wanna grab my spade But Bri says no Want to kill a slug I want it so I want to be A gardener free Of all those slugs On all my beans Then you will see My garden is free Of all those slugs I am now so slug free Free Slug, slug free Free free free Free, slug free I want to be free I want to be free of all these slugs on all my beanslol |
| Brandon 31.05.2008 12:39 |
I think the problem is, is that when EVERYTHING outrages you, your indignity loses merit. I mean, seriously, when was the last time he supported anything not dealing with music or Astronomy? *EDIT* I've just read the entire snail "debate." How asinine. Everyone knows going to ASDA is the easist solution. ;-) Also, I don't give flies or bees in the house a second thought. *SLAM* Let Brian come down here during mosquito season and see if he won't use any "poisons" to kill those monsters! haha Always good for a laugh. |
| Erin 03.06.2008 00:36 |
Slugs?? Ahhhh!!! link |
| gnomo 03.06.2008 04:33 |
Brandon wrote: Let Brian come down here during mosquito season and see if he won't use any "poisons" to kill those monsters!We have plenty of mosquitoes round here, some kinds active in the daytime, some at night. But all we need to keep them outdoors is a thin metal mesh fitted to all windows, plenty of geranium plants around the house, and a tiny citronella candle, or oil-lamp, burning on the floor right beside the door. Citronella (Cymbopogon, spp.) is not toxic: they just loathe the scent and stay away. Of course, if one comes in anyway, it's dead - but I see no need for pre-emptive "carpet-bombing", that would kill spiders, bees and all sorts of useful insects too. FWLIW |
| Deacon Fan 03.06.2008 06:18 |
I've got one of Brian's beloved garden friends in my shower stall right now actually. Normally I just ignore them and they disappear, but in honor of Brian and his crusade, I'll kill the slimy motherfucker with a shoe. |
| Holly2003 03.06.2008 06:35 |
Deacon Fan wrote: I've got one of Brian's beloved garden friends in my shower stall right now actually. Normally I just ignore them and they disappear, but in honor of Brian and his crusade, I'll kill the slimy motherfucker with a shoe.A wise move. With the wind behind me, I can just about throw a snail as far as the railway lines behind my house. |
| YourValentine 03.06.2008 09:59 |
I don't mind snails but there is no peaceful coexistence for me and a spider! |
| PieterMC 03.06.2008 10:03 |
YourValentine wrote: I don't mind snails but there is no peaceful coexistence for me and a spider!Brian would not be happy to hear you say that ;-) |
| Erin 03.06.2008 10:20 |
YourValentine wrote: I don't mind snails but there is no peaceful coexistence for me and a spider!Amen, sister! Spiders must die. It won't be me that kills them, though. I wonder what Brian would do if he got some kind of infestation in his house. |
| gnomo 03.06.2008 10:23 |
... I sooooooo can see him pick up the beasts and carry them outdoors one by one... LOL!!! |
| PieterMC 03.06.2008 10:28 |
I'd love to see him pick these up one by one and carry them outside. link |
| YourValentine 03.06.2008 10:41 |
Have you ever tried hairspay, Erin?:) Brian is never around when I need someone to get rid of the spider... |
| Erin 03.06.2008 10:53 |
YourValentine wrote: Have you ever tried hairspay, Erin?:) Brian is never around when I need someone to get rid of the spider...LOL! My sister uses hairspray. She sprays the spider, then puts tape on the end of a broom to pick it up. ;-) |
| PieterMC 03.06.2008 11:02 |
I am guessing Brian would not approve of these techniques: link link |
| YourValentine 03.06.2008 11:45 |
I was just kidding about the hairspray, lol. But I heard it makes the spider immobile. My method is screaming for someone to remove it:) |
| gnomo 03.06.2008 12:16 |
... with spiders, and most insects, what I usually do is gently convince the creature to walk onto my hand, or onto a sheet of paper, and then carry it outdoors and release it in a safe corner ... Of course, our local spiders aren't too big - I do not think I'd be able to do that, for instance, with Australian spiders and such. To remove bigger creatures, I use a cardboard box and a sheet of paper - or a soft brush, or a broom if need be - but I always do my best not to hurt them. Done that since childhood, to the continuing horror of friends, schoolmates and co-workers... :-P |
| Donna13 03.06.2008 13:51 |
I also save bugs and take them outside. It just takes a glass and a piece of paper. They have such a short life span - I want them to enjoy it and not be stuck inside. |
| Champipple 03.06.2008 15:55 |
I'm not going to get worked up about saving snails, but I'm also not going to get off on spider torture porn. There are some sick fucks in this world. |
| Charlie Brown 04.06.2008 01:26 |
I have had frogs come into my apartment and removed them without harming them by the brilliant use of a plastic cup and dust pan. As for Brian, he is a sensitive artist and i appreciate his concern for all of gods creatures, but his practically weeping over the plight of the snail almost seems like self-parody. In honor of Brian, the following ... ALL HAIL THE SNAIL ... ALL HAIL THE SNAIL ... |
| Sergei. 05.06.2008 14:25 |
I crushed a spider with a shot put once. ¬_¬ |
| Micrówave 05.06.2008 18:41 |
YourValentine wrote: I was just kidding about the hairspray, lol. But I heard it makes the spider immobile.Actually it works real good when you mix in a "bic". |
| write your letters in the sand 06.06.2008 02:34 |
YourValentine wrote: I don't mind snails but there is no peaceful coexistence for me and a spider!If I see a spider in my house I will trap it and take it outside. Mosquitoes receive no such courtesy. If I were to see a slug in my house I would napalm the house. |
| Erin 06.06.2008 10:29 |
write your letters in the sand wrote: If I were to see a slug in my house I would napalm the house.How could you kill such beautiful creatures? :-( link |
| Sergei. 06.06.2008 13:39 |
Erin wrote:XDDwrite your letters in the sand wrote: If I were to see a slug in my house I would napalm the house.How could you kill such beautiful creatures? :-( link Those "beautiful creatures" are filled with the same shit that comes out of your nose when you have the flu. :P |
| john bodega 08.06.2008 15:17 |
Such noble beasts. |
| Lady Nyx 11.06.2008 12:49 |
i hate bees. the bigger the bee, the more i need to squish it!!! eep! except honeybees, theyre friendly. :) and useful! wasps, yellow jackets, hornets, they can go. and if bumblebees stay their distance, theyre fine too lol me and a friend have a deal. i get rid of the spiders for her and she gets rid of hte bees for me XD im not afraid of spiders, but i dont like them on me. |
