God I'm drunk
The only woman to chat me up tonight was about ten years too old for me
Damn my fatal allure
at that point where I'm too fucking lazy to find the 'official i am drunk thread'
maybe some kind soul will link me like my pal linked me to a Taxi.
Met a friend of his tonight, her name was identical to the name of this girl I was suicidal over, except the I and the R were in the wrong order.
She was very different though, a cute blonde thing
Fuck.... drunk quite a bit. My friend was throwing ice at this poor girl in the Irish pub, I think he has strange ways of picking up women
It didn't work, any road
we wound up outside on the curb singing Roy Orbison and Tom Jones at the top of our lungs
And I successfully fooled some Scottish guy into thinking that I was from Peterhead. Seriously, he fell for my accent. Damn I'm proud of my heritage right now
I'm on the next flight to Australia and we'll drink ti; the cows come home. I feel like enjoyinh a ber whith Zebonka, and I want to chalaleng Mrs reblle to a drinking contest of some sorts. Mrs. Rebel will put her reputation up against me and we weill duel to the death where only one goes home and thew winner is the king/queen of alcholics on queenzone, meaning the loser geting alchol poisioning that is, that's the only rtue way to decide such a game of high stakes. I'll cee you all down under. :)
I'm on the next flight to Australia and we'll drink ti; the cows come home. I feel like enjoyinh a ber whith Zebonka, and I want to chalaleng Mrs reblle to a drinking contest of some sorts. Mrs. Rebel will put her reputation up against me and we weill duel to the death where only one goes home and thew winner is the king/queen of alcholics on queenzone, meaning the loser geting alchol poisioning that is, that's the only rtue way to decide such a game of high stakes. I'll cee you all down under. :)
your heading in the wrong direction if you want to play those games.head for Cornwall and we will show you how the big boys play..bring an extra kidney,your gonna need it ;-]
I'm on the next flight to Australia and we'll drink ti; the cows come home. I feel like enjoyinh a ber whith Zebonka, and I want to chalaleng Mrs reblle to a drinking contest of some sorts. Mrs. Rebel will put her reputation up against me and we weill duel to the death where only one goes home and thew winner is the king/queen of alcholics on queenzone, meaning the loser geting alchol poisioning that is, that's the only rtue way to decide such a game of high stakes. I'll cee you all down under. :)
your heading in the wrong direction if you want to play those games.head for Cornwall and we will show you how the big boys play..bring an extra kidney,your gonna need it ;-]
I'm on the next flight to Australia and we'll drink ti; the cows come home. I feel like enjoyinh a ber whith Zebonka, and I want to chalaleng Mrs reblle to a drinking contest of some sorts. Mrs. Rebel will put her reputation up against me and we weill duel to the death where only one goes home and thew winner is the king/queen of alcholics on queenzone, meaning the loser geting alchol poisioning that is, that's the only rtue way to decide such a game of high stakes. I'll cee you all down under. :)
your heading in the wrong direction if you want to play those games.head for Cornwall and we will show you how the big boys play..bring an extra kidney,your gonna need it ;-]
^ are you still in the UK?
if so i bet you got a 'flanagans' near you lol
ps,'drunk' will have a new definition after Beata and I finish watching Eurovision tonight ;-p
I've not been to the one in Northbridge. The only reason I like Northbridge is that dim sum place - The Emperor's Court. The manager there looks like a bad guy out of a 1970s kung-fu flick. He kills customers. I'm sorry to know that.