| john bodega 01.05.2008 14:39 |
I haven't had shortish hair since I was 8. It's my coldest winter yet. What do I do? |
| Micrówave 01.05.2008 15:45 |
You could borrow Dave's merkin... |
| Ms. Rebel 01.05.2008 16:40 |
Have sex. |
| Smitty 01.05.2008 18:09 |
Post pictures and make me laugh. |
| Ale Solan 01.05.2008 18:22 |
Zebonka12 wrote: I haven't had shortish hair since I was 8. It's my coldest winter yet. What do I do?Get a wig. |
| beautifulsoup 01.05.2008 19:08 |
<b><font color=gold>SMI<font color=1>TTY wrote: Post pictures and make me laugh.I second that motion. |
| Mr Mercury 01.05.2008 19:11 |
Alex Solan. wrote:Ask Brian for his....Zebonka12 wrote: I haven't had shortish hair since I was 8. It's my coldest winter yet. What do I do?Get a wig. |
| Donna13 01.05.2008 22:14 |
I was going to suggest soaking a nice loaf of bread in some bubblebath, then applying the warm wet bread to any exposed neck areas. But, then ... How about a knit scarf - sort of like a movie director look? Something in maybe grey and white. Or one of those ski masks with the little holes for your mouth and eyes. |
| Brian_Mays_Wig 02.05.2008 01:55 |
<font color=FF9900>Mr Mercury</font> wrote:You called?Alex Solan. wrote:Ask Brian for his....Zebonka12 wrote: I haven't had shortish hair since I was 8. It's my coldest winter yet. What do I do?Get a wig. |
| john bodega 02.05.2008 02:03 |
Darn you people have good advice, I'm not really sure where to go first. I did get pyjamas, that seems to have helped. A bit. Still cold though :( |
| beautifulsoup 02.05.2008 09:28 |
Zebonka12 wrote: Darn you people have good advice, I'm not really sure where to go first. I did get pyjamas, that seems to have helped. A bit. Still cold though :(Umm...so you ordinarily sleep without pyjamas? (Personal question, I guess, heh). |
| john bodega 02.05.2008 14:04 |
Hardly personal! Ha-ha And nope - I sleep nude. The pyjamas are just something for me to wear around the house. |
| john bodega 02.05.2008 14:05 |
<font color="9933FF"><b> Ms. Rebel wrote: Have sex.I can't actually type how hard I laughed at that. |
| Jadie 02.05.2008 15:13 |
have sex. |
| john bodega 02.05.2008 15:18 |
Jadie wrote: have sex.It's amazing how often I hear this and how little of it I get! |
| Jadie 02.05.2008 15:32 |
JUST GO OUT AND GET IT. it can't be too difficult. |
| john bodega 02.05.2008 15:39 |
Jadie wrote: JUST GO OUT AND GET IT. it can't be too difficult.I wish I had an excuse. I will try to invent some. #1 It's not easy when you look like me!! I'm hideous. Take you, Jadie, for example. If you munch on a banana, people think it's hot. If I munch on a banana in the same pose, it looks like this : link and people think it's yucky :( I can't win! #2 Did I mention I'm hung like Mr. Spock? link link Girls take one look at that and their knees start to tremble. Obviously it's a cruel form of "Less is More". ---------- In all seriousness, I know why I'm not 'getting any'. I don't talk to women. If by chance I wind up in conversation with one, I'm very nice and funny, but then it's over and I'm usually too shy to make it go anywhere. C'est la vie! I spose that's why God gave me hands. |
| Ale Solan 02.05.2008 17:54 |
Zebonka12 wrote:A nice rubber doll could be salvation in the meantime.Jadie wrote: have sex.It's amazing how often I hear this and how little of it I get! |
| Poo, again 02.05.2008 18:21 |
No one gives a shit, Zebonka. My annoying blisters on my annoying little fingers deserve the attention. |
| Sweetie 02.05.2008 19:38 |
My foots are cold, I've never found the need to wear socks until now...hmmsss... |
| QueenMercury46 02.05.2008 19:49 |
I think Zebonkywonky just needs some self-confidence. |
| john bodega 03.05.2008 03:47 |
<font color="sky blue">QueenMercury46 wrote: I think Zebonkywonky just needs some self-confidence.You're just saying that. :P In all honesty, what I really need to do is to get out of my hometown for a while. I'm sick of the people here. Perth is an unbelieveably small place. One might go 'there's almost two million people there' and you'd think that's enough people to guarantee you won't run into people you don't want to see, but just try taking the train. It's like a high school reunion. |
| Winter Land Man 03.05.2008 04:13 |
Zebonka12 wrote:I know I said we shouldn't reply to eachother but I like breaking the rules... so, I'm replying to that post of yours.<font color="sky blue">QueenMercury46 wrote: I think Zebonkywonky just needs some self-confidence.You're just saying that. :P In all honesty, what I really need to do is to get out of my hometown for a while. I'm sick of the people here. Perth is an unbelieveably small place. One might go 'there's almost two million people there' and you'd think that's enough people to guarantee you won't run into people you don't want to see, but just try taking the train. It's like a high school reunion. Yeah, I know what you mean. I've lived in the town I'm in all my life and sometimes I just get tired of the people too. My town is really small though, only 6,000 people. Most of the population is full of Toby Keith wannabes, or Eminem wannabes. Everyone here is pretty mouthy and can't accept the strange. Cops around here are more nosey than towns around, and they are also the lowest paid police officers in the state (probably because they have so many, even though it's such a small town). We have the highest alcohol and drug rating in New Hampshire. I know about so many people in my town, and I don't want to know about them, or why they are. I was walking in a local park and I came across a bag of hundreds of old used needles (probably for drugs), just laying on the ground waiting for some poor kid to step on them or play with them. There's probably littering like you wouldn't believe, and there's also so many sluts in this town, and prostitutes too. It's pretty sad. |
| Deacon Fan 03.05.2008 06:49 |
Good job with the haircut :) Now get rid of that unsightly facial hair (AND DO NOT LEAVE SIDEBURNS) and you'll be a cutie-pie. |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 03.05.2008 07:04 |
Zebonka12 wrote:its quite easy once you keep in the same step as the emuJadie wrote: have sex.It's amazing how often I hear this and how little of it I get! |
| john bodega 03.05.2008 07:31 |
Jacob Britt wrote: Yeah, I know what you mean. I've lived in the town I'm in all my life and sometimes I just get tired of the people too.I wouldn't mind so much but I get the feeling that I have to let go of all my favourite haunts and places, just to avoid people who screwed *ME* over. Heh Old Turkey Buzzard wrote: Good job with the haircut :) Now get rid of that unsightly facial hair (AND DO NOT LEAVE SIDEBURNS) and you'll be a cutie-pie.But I like the sideburns!! I have to tone them down anyway, they're getting a bit hairy. I'd shave more often but I have a bad habit of slicing the hell out of my neck. I don't want people thinking I'm suicidal. |
| Poo, again 03.05.2008 08:38 |
Ah, ever since I got my hair cut too, everyone's been bitching about my sideburns as well. I like them. They make me look like Elvis. |
| QueenMercury46 03.05.2008 14:38 |
Zebonka you are not ugly. Stop putting yourself down so much. |
| Ms. Rebel 03.05.2008 15:17 |
SEX. ZEBONKA YOU SHOULD HAVE SEX. IT'S EASY. JUST HAVE SEX. LISTEN TO MY ADVICE. SEX. |
| john bodega 03.05.2008 16:12 |
<font color=pink>Poo wrote: Ah, ever since I got my hair cut too, everyone's been bitching about my sideburns as well. I like them. They make me look like Elvis.Keeping mine, for now anyway. I have to look partly rock'n'roll or I'll never get this band started. <font color="9933FF"><b> Ms. Rebel wrote: SEX. ZEBONKA YOU SHOULD HAVE SEX. IT'S EASY. JUST HAVE SEX. LISTEN TO MY ADVICE. SEX.Doesn't that require two people? :/ <font color="sky blue">QueenMercury46 wrote: Zebonka you are not ugly. Stop putting yourself down so much.Hehe.... I don't want to get psycho-analytical with you people, but I've got a minute :D The thing is, I'm a realist if nothing else. I'm not really hideous, as such. I'm definitely not good looking in the classical sense, and I can live with that. I know that if I take good care of myself and dress nicely I can look decent. The 'putting myself down' thing is very simple, and I figured it out one night when I had a bit of spare time on my hands. It would be so much easier, and possibly even relieving, to think that the only thing keeping women away from me would be my appearance. Wouldn't that be a perfect excuse, and what's more - a pretty easy thing to take care of? I like acting the way I do, so pretty much anything is nicer than the prospect of it being my personality that drives people away from me. I hate the idea; and what's more, I don't even get it. I look at the last girl I fell for, who was... battering the city gates as it were, trying to spend so much time with me when we first met, and then - the more she got to know me, the less I saw her. In fact, I don't get *anything* about her. I was never under any illusion how she saw me, because quite frankly a girl like that would never be attracted to me.... it just don't add up. By the same token though, I cannot fathom why we were so close; if friends is all we were, then why get so distant later down the track? Still friends, right? Why couldn't we be friends like how we were before?? I was having fun, damnit. >:( In the end, I know what the problem was. It's not that I was this, or that, or the next thing. It's the fact that I do what I'm doing right now; obsessing over my faults. It really can empty a room, you know.. it got rid of her well enough. She ran for the hills as soon as I became more trouble than I'm actually worth. I wonder if she realises how hurtful that was? :/ Meh. So yeah... next time you see me knocking my appearance, don't pay too much attention. The fact is, I know I'm not The Elephant Man. I'll never be on the cover of Vanity Fair, but I'm okay looking. It's just me trying to distract myself from the massive problems in other bits of my life. (gape) fuck that was longer than I meant it to be. Sorry all! |
| Jadie 03.05.2008 18:02 |
i fancy you zebonka. the only thing you should work on is perhaps get a bit of meat on you, which is easy to fix, just eat a lot of pizza. one needs something to hold on to. |
| john bodega 04.05.2008 02:47 |
Jadie wrote: i fancy you zebonka. the only thing you should work on is perhaps get a bit of meat on you, which is easy to fix, just eat a lot of pizza. one needs something to hold on to.The only meat I've got is on my butt and my thighs :/ I'm not sure why that is, it's not like I use those muscles any more than the rest of my body! Ah well... I'm off to get pizza. |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 04.05.2008 06:39 |
Jadie wrote: one needs something to hold on to.thats exactly what i told the judge when asked about the emu... |
| Ms. Rebel 04.05.2008 12:04 |
"Doesn't that require two people? :/" Oh it can require much more................... |
| john bodega 04.05.2008 14:23 |
<font color="9933FF"><b> Ms. Rebel wrote: "Doesn't that require two people? :/" Oh it can require much more...................Naturally I was going for the minimum, ha-ha. |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 06.05.2008 09:53 |
I'm not cold. |
| john bodega 06.05.2008 11:09 |
Freya is quietly judging you. wrote: I'm not cold.That is unfair :( You're in the northern hemisphere. They make that place look like a giant snow-globe in all the papers, why aren't you languishing?! Heh |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 06.05.2008 12:16 |
It's actually hot here for once. too hot. I'm even wearing summer make up. That says a lot. |
| john bodega 06.05.2008 12:22 |
Freya is quietly judging you. wrote: It's actually hot here for once. too hot. I'm even wearing summer make up. That says a lot.I didn't know there was such a thing! |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 06.05.2008 12:24 |
Well, only it that in winter one tends to wear more make up, which I've been doing until, well, yesterday, today however, I am wearing significantly less. |
| john bodega 06.05.2008 12:30 |
Ahhhh, I got it now. Sort of. I don't suppose this is the kind of conversation they have in Tunisia very often. |
| Jadie 06.05.2008 14:52 |
it was really hot today. |
| john bodega 06.05.2008 16:00 |
God played a mean trick on me today. He made it very cold when I got out of bed and away from my lovely blanket, so I put on my nice new jumper thinking I was very clever and I was going to get one over on the Big Guy. I walk into town and it's bloody hot for some reason >:( I cannot win. |
| Ms. Rebel 06.05.2008 16:24 |
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow......... |
| john bodega 07.05.2008 05:33 |
New jumper link It's not actually 'new', it's a hand-me-down. Oh well. What's more, I think it might actually be a woman's jumper. Still, it's the first item of clothing I've liked in yonks and I'm not giving it up. I have new boxers now too but I won't be modelling them without a bottle of vodka handy. HAH. |
