Jadie 15.04.2008 15:17 |
I have no bread! I have no money to buy bread! What am I to do!? |
Adolfo and the spiders from Mercury 15.04.2008 15:29 |
buy tortillas |
Jadie 15.04.2008 15:34 |
IF I HAD SUFFIENT MONEY TO BUY TORTILLAS I WOULD HAVE BOUGHT BREAD MANY MINUTES AGO! |
Adolfo and the spiders from Mercury 15.04.2008 15:42 |
Jadie wrote: IF I HAD SUFFIENT MONEY TO BUY TORTILLAS I WOULD HAVE BOUGHT BREAD MANY MINUTES AGO!are tortillas as expensive as bread? not in my country :P |
Jadie 15.04.2008 15:56 |
BREAD IS AT LEAST FOURTY-FIVE PENCE. I HAVE SEVENTEEN PENCE. |
Freya is quietly judging you. 15.04.2008 15:58 |
Come to my house. I has chinese AND bread. And I owe you £75. Ha. |
Yara 15.04.2008 16:03 |
People should think about making fun of these things. I could say that bread is not good for your health and that you should be happy. But I study and work about 19 hours a day to get a modest daily meal towards 14:00. Beautiful line from a certain song by a certain band: "I work till I ache my bones. At the end I take home my hard earned pay all on my own". Cheers from Brazil or the real world, if you want. |
Poo, again 15.04.2008 16:05 |
This thread has made me hungry. Thank you. I'm going to go eat some BREAD. |
Jadie 15.04.2008 16:16 |
I'M GOING TO FREYA'S HOUSE TO EAT HER FOOD AND HIT MY HEAD ON HER SLOPING CEILINGS. |
Freya is quietly judging you. 15.04.2008 16:17 |
Yara wrote: People should think about making fun of these things. I could say that bread is not good for your health and that you should be happy. But I study and work about 19 hours a day to get a modest daily meal towards 14:00. Beautiful line from a certain song by a certain band: "I work till I ache my bones. At the end I take home my hard earned pay all on my own". Cheers from Brazil or the real world, if you want.Nobody's making fun you nit. Get off your high horse. |
Jadie 15.04.2008 16:30 |
I CAN'T AFFORD TO EAT BECAUSE WE GOT FINED £150 FOR SMOKING IN OUR HOTEL ROOM. LIFE IS SO CRAP. I HATE LIFE. WHY DOES BAD THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE!? I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF. |
Freya is quietly judging you. 15.04.2008 16:35 |
My lips are numb. |
Jadie 15.04.2008 16:39 |
WHY!? WHY ARE YOUR LIPS NUMB!? ARE YOU ON THE COCAINE AGAIN!? |
Freya is quietly judging you. 15.04.2008 16:40 |
Yus. |
Jadie 15.04.2008 16:46 |
I WANT SOME. I HATE YOU. |
Adolfo and the spiders from Mercury 15.04.2008 18:02 |
i hate tortillas |
Sweetie 15.04.2008 20:06 |
Caps lock is like cruise control for cool. |
the Cro 15.04.2008 20:21 |
<font color=pink>Poo wrote: This thread has made me hungry.I'm hungry for some cock. |
john bodega 16.04.2008 00:17 |
Yara wrote: Cheers from Brazil or the real world, if you want.Cheers from the 'I'm doing it tough but I still have time for the internet' crusader. |
Winter Land Man 16.04.2008 01:11 |
Call ARLENE R. WEISS... she may have some ideas for you. |
Leaky Luke 16.04.2008 17:07 |
Jacob Britt wrote: Call ARLENE R. WEISS... she may have some ideas for you.LMAO Sorry to say... but it's bloody idiotic to get fined for smoking in a hotel room.. Take a room where you're allowed to smoke, if there isn't any, take another hotel. |
Brandon 16.04.2008 17:21 |
Yara wrote: People should think about making fun of these things. I could say that bread is not good for your health and that you should be happy. But I study and work about 19 hours a day to get a modest daily meal towards 14:00. Beautiful line from a certain song by a certain band: "I work till I ache my bones. At the end I take home my hard earned pay all on my own". Cheers from Brazil or the real world, if you want.And, in all fairness, what are we supposed to do? E-mail her some bread? Please. |
Neinbull 16.04.2008 17:38 |
Spread your legs and open your shop! You'll get your money quite fast that way! |
john bodega 17.04.2008 05:25 |
I have bread. |
Mr Mercury 17.04.2008 08:12 |
Zebonka12 wrote: I have bread.Can I swap it with you for some mouldy old dough? link |
Jadie 17.04.2008 13:23 |
Leaky Luke wrote:cunt off, the whole hotel was non smoking and we only got caught because we got distracted by the naked men.Jacob Britt wrote: Call ARLENE R. WEISS... she may have some ideas for you.LMAO Sorry to say... but it's bloody idiotic to get fined for smoking in a hotel room.. Take a room where you're allowed to smoke, if there isn't any, take another hotel. ZEBONKA PLZ MAY I HAS SOME BREADZ!? |
john bodega 17.04.2008 15:07 |
Jadie wrote: ZEBONKA PLZ MAY I HAS SOME BREADZ!?You certainly may! I can't offer much, I am but the simple son of a boiler maker. But I have some slices. link PS. Pardon my jew curls, I just had a bubble-bath. |
Jadie 17.04.2008 15:27 |
I totally fancy you and your breads. |
john bodega 18.04.2008 01:29 |
I am pulling a rather silly face, I was about to sneeze. Sliced bread is the greatest thing since non sliced bread. |
Jadie 18.04.2008 13:48 |
Are you a Jew? I love Jew's! We'd be so good together. |
john bodega 19.04.2008 01:20 |
Jadie wrote: Are you a Jew? I love Jew's!I can't actually confirm if I've got jewish ancestors. My Dad made it through WW2 and the Holocaust without ever being put in a camp, so I'm going to assume that we're safe. Still... there is the hair. And my nose. I wonder. :/ Maybe I should start a poll. "Is Zebonka a Jew?" Jadie wrote: We'd be so good together.I dunno.... can you put up with constant drumming on the desk, bad jokes during movies, incessant guitar playing and lots of drinking?? |
Jadie 20.04.2008 06:53 |
You clearly know nothing, Jewishness is passed through the mother, not the father. I am dissapointed in your lack of knowledge regarding Judaism. I can deal with drumming on the table, stupid jokes and drinking, if you can deal with two other men in the bed. |
john bodega 20.04.2008 07:34 |
Jadie wrote: You clearly know nothing, Jewishness is passed through the mother, not the father. I am dissapointed in your lack of knowledge regarding Judaism.Unfortunately, my knowledge of all things Jew begins and ends with Mel Brooks. Jadie wrote: I can deal with drumming on the table, stupid jokes and drinking, if you can deal with two other men in the bed.Well... if that's what it takes! |
Jadie 20.04.2008 08:37 |
Wonderful. Shall I move to australia or are you going to do the curteous thing and move to england? You can sleep in the stable in my garden. |
john bodega 20.04.2008 08:47 |
I shall pop by the stable if I wind up going on my holiday! You would't like it here. Australia is so boring, our best tourist destinations are Rocks. They're BIG rocks, but they're still rocks. :/ |
Jadie 20.04.2008 09:12 |
GOOD. I'm hungry. |
john bodega 20.04.2008 09:44 |
link I thought this might help |
Poo, again 20.04.2008 09:59 |
JADIE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE SOMEONE I KNOW YEAHHHHHHH |
john bodega 20.04.2008 11:05 |
yeah but link |
Jadie 20.04.2008 14:36 |
Poo, do you even know what i look like? THANKYOU FOR YOUR BREADSITE ZEBONKA. see what i did there? breadsite? website? :D |
john bodega 20.04.2008 14:48 |
That site is a BUNdle of fun, but I'd better quit loafing around here (I promise never to do another bread pun again). :P |
Poo, again 20.04.2008 14:55 |
Jadie wrote: Poo, do you even know what i look like? THANKYOU FOR YOUR BREADSITE ZEBONKA. see what i did there? breadsite? website? :DI know. |
Jadie 20.04.2008 14:58 |
how on EARTH could you know? |
john bodega 21.04.2008 05:50 |
He must've seen you in that Jadie + Assdude wedding picture I mocked up. |
Carol! the Musical 22.04.2008 19:09 |
Yara wrote: Cheers from Brazil or the real world, if you want.It's not that there's no food in Brazil, it's that you can't afford it... Go buy some Trakinas, they're not very expensive. <3 link |
Ale Solan 23.04.2008 00:31 |
<font color=336633 >Carol! the Musical wrote:Gonna try & find some! Say oi! to Gaby for me xDYara wrote: Cheers from Brazil or the real world, if you want.It's not that there's no food in Brazil, it's that you can't afford it... Go buy some Trakinas, they're not very expensive. <3 link |
Jadie 23.04.2008 14:47 |
WHY WON'T PAYDAY COME!? HOW HAVE I SPENT £1,200 IN 3 WEEKS? WHAT IS HAPPENING!? WHERE AM I!? WHERE'S MY CAT!? |