| Lisser 25.03.2008 14:33 |
I've received my share of fabulous spam emails but this one I think takes the cake. Please read on and share your prime spam too! Hello my friend!!! How are you? I hope that this day is fine for you. And you to have good day today. I understand, that is strange to receive such letter, but I hope that it will be interesting to you. My name is Oksana. To me 26 years, but already on April, 5th will be 27. I the woman from Poland, and now live and I work in Warsaw. It is fine and beautiful city, with the culture and history. I work as the manager on sale of home appliances, and I shall have very soon holiday from work for 1,5 months. I wish to lead this holiday on travel. The matter is that I should have holiday with my girlfriend and fly to the USA. Already on following weeks, we should receive visas, and all is ready with tickets. But my girlfriend, has problems with health now, and it cannot simply fly. But I do not wish to lose an opportunity to visit the USA. And consequently I write to you the letter. If you would like to meet the woman for love? I for you!!! :) I wish to arrive to your country, but I to not have whom in your country................ I have no friends................. I have no relatives and consequently I write to you. I want that you could meet me and show your great country.................. I heard about the USA much, and I wish to see your country. Please to make my dream real. :) I ask you if my letter to interest you, write to me. And I shall be very glad to send you my photo. And to have a meeting with you in the future. I really beautiful woman, and you will see me. Here my basic e-mail: oksanich777@mail15.com Write to me soon..................... Probably it is our destiny. Oksana. P.S My heart really to want love and family happiness. |
| Poo, again 25.03.2008 14:50 |
Haha! Very amusing! I once got spam from someone claiming to be a hot chick from Texas, inviting me to her party. Funny, I live across the Atlantic from her. Oh, and she linked to nude pictures. Perv. |
| Maz 25.03.2008 15:20 |
Don't do it, Lisser. She already has a girlfriend and I don't think you need the emotional baggage right now. Just looking out for your best interests. |
| Mr.Jingles 25.03.2008 15:37 |
This is awesome I'm going to reply back. |
| Mr Mercury 25.03.2008 15:38 |
Just wait till you get the emails from someone who gives you the sob story about how their father, the head of some bullshit business was murdered and they want your help to deposit $90,000,000 into your account. They usually come from Ghana. Of course its all bullshit and they are only phishing for your details, etc. |
| Janet 25.03.2008 15:47 |
<font color=FF9900>Mr Mercury</font> wrote: Just wait till you get the emails from someone who gives you the sob story about how their father, the head of some bullshit business was murdered and they want your help to deposit $90,000,000 into your account. They usually come from Ghana. Of course its all bullshit and they are only phishing for your details, etc.My husband gets 3 or 4 of those a month! |
| Lisser 25.03.2008 17:12 |
Maz wrote: Don't do it, Lisser. She already has a girlfriend and I don't think you need the emotional baggage right now. Just looking out for your best interests.Thanks girl, I know you always have my back. Lord knows I can't handle another Polish chick jockin me, ya know? Fur real doe. |
| Ms. Rebel 25.03.2008 18:28 |
Lisser wrote: on April, 5th will be 27.I know one idiot that's going to be 18 on exactly the same day. |
| brENsKi 25.03.2008 19:07 |
Janet wrote:yes. and that's the just the one's he tells YOU about lol<font color=FF9900>Mr Mercury</font> wrote: Just wait till you get the emails from someone who gives you the sob story about how their father, the head of some bullshit business was murdered and they want your help to deposit $90,000,000 into your account. They usually come from Ghana. Of course its all bullshit and they are only phishing for your details, etc.My husband gets 3 or 4 of those a month! |
| John S Stuart 25.03.2008 19:21 |
<font color=green>Bren<font color=orange>ski wrote:But HOW do they KNOW I need a penal extension?Janet wrote:yes. and that's the just the one's he tells YOU about lol<font color=FF9900>Mr Mercury</font> wrote: Just wait till you get the emails from someone who gives you the sob story about how their father, the head of some bullshit business was murdered and they want your help to deposit $90,000,000 into your account. They usually come from Ghana. Of course its all bullshit and they are only phishing for your details, etc.My husband gets 3 or 4 of those a month! |
| Erin 25.03.2008 19:25 |
John S Stuart wrote: But HOW do they KNOW I need a penal extension?LMAO! |
| Dan C. 25.03.2008 19:56 |
I got a spam mail for goat Viagra. Too bad I don't own a goat! |
| Ale Solan 25.03.2008 21:48 |
Mr.Jingles wrote: This is awesome I'm going to reply back.I saw her first you twat!! |
| The Mir@cle 26.03.2008 04:32 |
<font color="9933FF"><b> Ms. Rebel wrote:Congrats in advance.... you idiot (he, your own words). xDLisser wrote: on April, 5th will be 27.I know one idiot that's going to be 18 on exactly the same day. |
| The prophet's song 26.03.2008 05:07 |
Wow, that was confusing. Funny as hell though! I had this old email account that got hacked by Nigerians, and they sent me an email to my other account to tell me that I was stranded in Nigeria and needed to send myself $700 for a plane ticket home. It was weird on so many levels |
| Janet 26.03.2008 07:43 |
John S Stuart wrote:Oh dear...LOL!<font color=green>Bren<font color=orange>ski wrote:But HOW do they KNOW I need a penal extension?Janet wrote:yes. and that's the just the one's he tells YOU about lol<font color=FF9900>Mr Mercury</font> wrote: Just wait till you get the emails from someone who gives you the sob story about how their father, the head of some bullshit business was murdered and they want your help to deposit $90,000,000 into your account. They usually come from Ghana. Of course its all bullshit and they are only phishing for your details, etc.My husband gets 3 or 4 of those a month! |
| Ms. Rebel 26.03.2008 08:16 |
<font color=#CC0066 face="Bradley Hand ITC"> The Mir@cle </font> wrote:You really are an asshole xD<font color="9933FF"><b> Ms. Rebel wrote:Congrats in advance.... you idiot (he, your own words). xDLisser wrote: on April, 5th will be 27.I know one idiot that's going to be 18 on exactly the same day. It's okay when I call myself an idiot. You don't have that permission, sorry =) |
| Sweetie 27.03.2008 05:34 |
Mr.Jingles wrote: This is awesome I'm going to reply back.Bahahahaha |
| Mr Mercury 27.03.2008 07:31 |
Mr.Jingles wrote: This is awesome I'm going to reply back.Let us all know how you get on Mr J!! |
| beautifulsoup 27.03.2008 20:17 |
My favorite line: "Write to me soon..................... Probably it is our destiny." |
| ***Marial-B*** 28.03.2008 02:18 |
<font color="9933FF"><b> Ms. Rebel wrote:Ouch!!!! It hurted me, and it wasn't me :P.<font color=#CC0066 face="Bradley Hand ITC"> The Mir@cle </font> wrote:You really are an asshole xD It's okay when I call myself an idiot. You don't have that permission, sorry =)<font color="9933FF"><b> Ms. Rebel wrote:Congrats in advance.... you idiot (he, your own words). xDLisser wrote: on April, 5th will be 27.I know one idiot that's going to be 18 on exactly the same day. Not gonna defend you this time baby xD. You got yourself on it xD. |
| Sergei. 28.03.2008 16:56 |
I got this: "Salut, Hohe hoholulu Of the village, and from it the road branched it doesn't care. But the next evening she again mr. The usual size, morris replied thirtysix. That he was the most cruel chief in this part sketches, had been left entirely in sam's hands we count it strange that bidasari's face in naught up in many blankets and seemed to be suffering can be managed, of course,' said lord ailoway. Me, he will at least forgive me and take me back actually moving towards the door when a thought a thing! Said orlando. You would be better employed commonplace, refined englishwomen! The whole thing such as applying to his father or selling something. That if the paper on which he wrote was thin, us continually deviate from our direction. The." Uhm, what the hell? XD |